Thursday, November 13th 2008

Morning Wood

Lift your glass of Jesus Juice and bid farewell to Neverland! - A Socialite's Life

Hell No: Kanye West SUED by Suge Knight who obviously has SQUID BRAINS - Celebitchy

You may now spit on the groom. Pumkin from "Flavor of Love" is engaged! - Mollygood

Unfortunately Ryan Reynolds did not eat your coochie after he finished the NYC Marathon, but what did he eat? - I'm Not Obsessed

Two hos I completely forgot about from "The Bachelor" are back together - ICYDK

Whoopi fights against Prop 8 - Popbytes

ScarJo does it for the nerds - Popoholic

Posted by: Michael K


Jacko now co-owns it in a joint venture with Colony Capital LLC, an L.A.-based company. (AP) I bet he accepted a small share of the JV, allowing him to have some control over the property and a % of the profits when it's sold or developed.

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Bondagebarbie's picture

They are going to find a whole Gacy crawl space up in that bitch.
Whoopi needs to come out of her closet.
ScarJo makes a fantastic nerd.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

muncle's picture

I'd totally buy Neverland if I had the funds :)
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TOPANGA's picture

I hope they bring in a priest to bless Neverland..who knows what kinda ghosts are running around that place. But I'm seriously going to lmao if they turn it into a Chuck-E-Cheese or something.

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Stock Broker on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:19pm.

I think this is the plan. They tried to get that ground earlier, but Jacko is supposed to have pulled some money out of a hat in an effort to save it. It will be interesting to see what happens as this correction proceeds. If they just sit on it for a while, it's value will probably do nothing but go up. If they can afforddo do that.

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Bjork You OMG I love the Entertainer and he used to write to me on myspace, hahahahah I have his parents as friends on there too, SICKO! ;P
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Salem13's picture

Y'all need to stop hatin on Jacko he made Thriller...Thriller. Anyway I like ScarJo.

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pleaseMe's picture

i'm sick of scarlett's tits.

de Cosmos's picture

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Little Boy Blue.

Little Boy Blue who?
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Bjork You's picture

WHO is marrying Pumkin? I can't believe that I'm writing this: I liked when Megan (from "Rock of Love") was mean to her on "I Love Money." And I can't believe I watched that show.

I think The Entertainer's mother should have her own reality show. It would involve them trying to get Frankie out of the house and married to a nice girl.

Stock Broker's picture

If the new owners of Neverland Ranch are smart: they would bulldoze the entire place down and then sell then the lots. It's prime real estate that would make a great subdivision.

Submitted by Anonymous101 on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:55am.
I hope they tear down that effin creepy place!! Just looking at those abandoned 'amusement park' pix makes me shudder!!

Like Jenny's house in "Forrest Gump."

Morrissey's picture

um ha ha,
Whoopi was NEVER with Patrick Swayze, 'cept in a movie.

I love that man btw.

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Anonymous101's picture

I hope they tear down that effin creepy place!! Just looking at those abandoned 'amusement park' pix makes me shudder!!

All ya'll DListers deserve something better . . . may I suggest buying out Dollywood, complete with a giant ViewMaster?? ;)

Act now, and we'll throw in some pix of 'international supermodel' Phoebe Price for free!!

http://www.dollywood.com/rides-attractions/ride-detail.aspx?AttractionID...

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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:32am.
OOh Ooh. MichaelK needs to buy Neverland. It can become the DListed Ranch. All of us can go there and live. We can be enlightened by the teachings of MK and worship him. Just don't drink the kool-aid.
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Farrah's picture

i'm pretty sure there's still children hiding in the craziest places at Neverland, surviving on Jesus Juice... poor kids, they should bur the place down!
and why isn't he in jail for the zillions of dollahs he owes?
i saw a documentary a long ass time ago, and he went on a shopping spree in vegas at a very weird furniture kinda store. He just pointed at everything "i want this and this and two of this"
most of the stuff had at least $25,000 on their tags. He never payed them
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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:32am.
OOh Ooh. MichaelK needs to buy Neverland. It can become the DListed Ranch. All of us can go there and live.

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TheBreakdown's picture

She might like old, pasty penis, but she does like penis!

And if she likes a little meow in the mix, I still can't knock The Whoop!

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Woot Woot Clarisse!! Whores unite!! lol

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Pumpkin!!!!!
Okie: are those bastards blocking you from Pumpkin? She is marrying a security guard with his hair like that douche on the Amazing Race who always yells at his gf.
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oklahoma's picture

the Breakdown! WHA??? she was w/ men like Ted Danson and Patrick Swayze? IDK.. Do tell! I say she's a total wang hater!! lol..

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NovaNightly's picture

Ooh...remember when Whoopi was with Ted Danson???? Holy Moly that was weird!!!

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TheBreakdown's picture

Whoopi Goldberg is so not a lesbian?!

She has shared her dreaded coochie with plenty of Hollywood menz.

But she's in it for a good cause!

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Clarisse's picture

loozer!
Brilliant! Dlistland!!!

I'm rooming with the boys! What? I'm a hwore.

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Miss Priss's picture

hahah Loozer! I second that

There would be Jesus jiuce a plenty at the neverho ranch!

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KD's picture

well there goes my vacation plans.

loozer's picture

OOh Ooh. MichaelK needs to buy Neverland. It can become the DListed Ranch. All of us can go there and live. We can be enlightened by the teachings of MK and worship him. Just don't drink the kool-aid.

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oklahoma's picture

Whoopi?? Really?? I'm shocked.. I really thought she liked guys! lol.. has she ever been seen w/ a guy, like seriously??? !!! ???

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parissucksliterally's picture

I guess now Jacko will have to find somewhere else to molest children.

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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Nope, the lettering screams at me almost as much as what used to be Jacko's nose.

Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:20am.
I always hated that fucking lettering on the arch.

But the mock-royal gilded decorations take your eye away from it.

NovaNightly's picture

Neverland was bought by the people who own the Hilton in Las Vegas. They purchased it from Michael...in lieu of him starting up an act in Vegas.

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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

I always hated that fucking lettering on the arch.
He paid sooo much money for a classic layout error (all caps in a display typeface)
Stupid cunt.

NovaNightly's picture

This morning wood makes me sleeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Bye Kanye!
Pumpkin is so disgusting. I saw her on a few dating shows and she really whores it up.

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I don't know if the Sycamore Valley Ranch Co is related to Jacko--I read somewhere it is--but $35m for 2800 acres near St Barbara is a smart buy.

No Words's picture

Awwwwww, I wanted Brangelina to buy Neverland, so they could make a bigger circus out of their lives.

SkyIsGangsta's picture

Pumkin spitting on New York made watching that whole season worthy. It was great.

Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.

oklahoma's picture

OMG I must have details of Pumpkins engagement. Do tell, please!!

And did someone really buy Neverland..

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