Thursday, November 13th 2008
Morning Wood
Lift your glass of Jesus Juice and bid farewell to Neverland! - A Socialite's Life
Hell No: Kanye West SUED by Suge Knight who obviously has SQUID BRAINS - Celebitchy
You may now spit on the groom. Pumkin from "Flavor of Love" is engaged! - Mollygood
Unfortunately Ryan Reynolds did not eat your coochie after he finished the NYC Marathon, but what did he eat? - I'm Not Obsessed
Two hos I completely forgot about from "The Bachelor" are back together - ICYDK
Whoopi fights against Prop 8 - Popbytes
ScarJo does it for the nerds - Popoholic



Jacko now co-owns it in a joint venture with Colony Capital LLC, an L.A.-based company. (AP) I bet he accepted a small share of the JV, allowing him to have some control over the property and a % of the profits when it's sold or developed.
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Are you ready for the Big One? EQ Preparedness Day.
They are going to find a whole Gacy crawl space up in that bitch.
Whoopi needs to come out of her closet.
ScarJo makes a fantastic nerd.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I'd totally buy Neverland if I had the funds :)
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I hope they bring in a priest to bless Neverland..who knows what kinda ghosts are running around that place. But I'm seriously going to lmao if they turn it into a Chuck-E-Cheese or something.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Stock Broker on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:19pm.
I think this is the plan. They tried to get that ground earlier, but Jacko is supposed to have pulled some money out of a hat in an effort to save it. It will be interesting to see what happens as this correction proceeds. If they just sit on it for a while, it's value will probably do nothing but go up. If they can afforddo do that.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Bjork You OMG I love the Entertainer and he used to write to me on myspace, hahahahah I have his parents as friends on there too, SICKO! ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Y'all need to stop hatin on Jacko he made Thriller...Thriller. Anyway I like ScarJo.
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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
i'm sick of scarlett's tits.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
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Michael Jackson.
WHO is marrying Pumkin? I can't believe that I'm writing this: I liked when Megan (from "Rock of Love") was mean to her on "I Love Money." And I can't believe I watched that show.
I think The Entertainer's mother should have her own reality show. It would involve them trying to get Frankie out of the house and married to a nice girl.
If the new owners of Neverland Ranch are smart: they would bulldoze the entire place down and then sell then the lots. It's prime real estate that would make a great subdivision.
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:55am.
I hope they tear down that effin creepy place!! Just looking at those abandoned 'amusement park' pix makes me shudder!!
Like Jenny's house in "Forrest Gump."
um ha ha,
Whoopi was NEVER with Patrick Swayze, 'cept in a movie.
I love that man btw.
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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."
I hope they tear down that effin creepy place!! Just looking at those abandoned 'amusement park' pix makes me shudder!!
All ya'll DListers deserve something better . . . may I suggest buying out Dollywood, complete with a giant ViewMaster?? ;)
Act now, and we'll throw in some pix of 'international supermodel' Phoebe Price for free!!
http://www.dollywood.com/rides-attractions/ride-detail.aspx?AttractionID...
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:32am.
OOh Ooh. MichaelK needs to buy Neverland. It can become the DListed Ranch. All of us can go there and live. We can be enlightened by the teachings of MK and worship him. Just don't drink the kool-aid.
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OMG... that..is..so. beautiful! HEAVEN!!
we could run nekkid and live on Purple Drank and Cheetos!! oh, the wonderful nasteee stuff we could do there!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
i'm pretty sure there's still children hiding in the craziest places at Neverland, surviving on Jesus Juice... poor kids, they should bur the place down!
and why isn't he in jail for the zillions of dollahs he owes?
i saw a documentary a long ass time ago, and he went on a shopping spree in vegas at a very weird furniture kinda store. He just pointed at everything "i want this and this and two of this"
most of the stuff had at least $25,000 on their tags. He never payed them
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:32am.
OOh Ooh. MichaelK needs to buy Neverland. It can become the DListed Ranch. All of us can go there and live.
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I am DOWN! Ive been waiting my whole life for a second coming of Millbrook!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
She might like old, pasty penis, but she does like penis!
And if she likes a little meow in the mix, I still can't knock The Whoop!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Woot Woot Clarisse!! Whores unite!! lol
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Pumpkin!!!!!
Okie: are those bastards blocking you from Pumpkin? She is marrying a security guard with his hair like that douche on the Amazing Race who always yells at his gf.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
the Breakdown! WHA??? she was w/ men like Ted Danson and Patrick Swayze? IDK.. Do tell! I say she's a total wang hater!! lol..
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Ooh...remember when Whoopi was with Ted Danson???? Holy Moly that was weird!!!
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Is your wife a...goer...eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Nudge, nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?
Whoopi Goldberg is so not a lesbian?!
She has shared her dreaded coochie with plenty of Hollywood menz.
But she's in it for a good cause!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
loozer!
Brilliant! Dlistland!!!
I'm rooming with the boys! What? I'm a hwore.
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I want to live till I die. No more, no less.
hahah Loozer! I second that
There would be Jesus jiuce a plenty at the neverho ranch!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
well there goes my vacation plans.
OOh Ooh. MichaelK needs to buy Neverland. It can become the DListed Ranch. All of us can go there and live. We can be enlightened by the teachings of MK and worship him. Just don't drink the kool-aid.
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
Whoopi?? Really?? I'm shocked.. I really thought she liked guys! lol.. has she ever been seen w/ a guy, like seriously??? !!! ???
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
I guess now Jacko will have to find somewhere else to molest children.
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some days I'm a super bitch, up to my old tricks, but it won't last forever
- Christina Aguilera "Keeps Gettin Better"
Nope, the lettering screams at me almost as much as what used to be Jacko's nose.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:20am.
I always hated that fucking lettering on the arch.
But the mock-royal gilded decorations take your eye away from it.
Neverland was bought by the people who own the Hilton in Las Vegas. They purchased it from Michael...in lieu of him starting up an act in Vegas.
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Is your wife a...goer...eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Nudge, nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?
I always hated that fucking lettering on the arch.
He paid sooo much money for a classic layout error (all caps in a display typeface)
Stupid cunt.
This morning wood makes me sleeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Is your wife a...goer...eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Nudge, nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?
Bye Kanye!
Pumpkin is so disgusting. I saw her on a few dating shows and she really whores it up.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
I don't know if the Sycamore Valley Ranch Co is related to Jacko--I read somewhere it is--but $35m for 2800 acres near St Barbara is a smart buy.
Awwwwww, I wanted Brangelina to buy Neverland, so they could make a bigger circus out of their lives.
Pumkin spitting on New York made watching that whole season worthy. It was great.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
OMG I must have details of Pumpkins engagement. Do tell, please!!
And did someone really buy Neverland..
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!