Good.
When I first heard that "Cashmere Mafia" got flushed down the toilet and "Lipstick Jungle" got picked up for the season, I bitched out my Tivo for not preventing this. It wasn't its fault, but I had to call someone a cunt. I didn't understand why "Cashmere" got canned! It had a gayelle, Miranda Otto and Lucy Liu wearing disco dresses and leather gloves during the day. What more could you want?!
Well, I'm so happy I could barf to learn from The Ausiello Files that "Cashmere's" arch rival "Lipstick Jungle" is most likely getting canceled. Sources say that producers of that shit fest were told yesterday and it's not known if it will be yanked from Tivos right away. HAHA! And Lindsay Price better not even think of running off to "90210," because I hated that bitch Janet with a fucking passion.
"Lipstick" isn't the only show getting a cardboard box funeral. "My Own Worst Enemy" is reportedly also getting the ax. Don't ask me what the hell that show is, because I can't even begin to guess. AND over at Fox, Defamer claims "MadTV" is DONE. A source at Fox said they are finishing up the current season, but it won't be back after that. The whores at SNL better shuffle off to Fox for their "Every Cast Member Must Go" sale. Keegan Michael-Key is now available!
Since both NBC and FOX have timeslots they need filled, might I suggest the clip blow. They can play it on a loop. Ratings GOLD!
Thanks Sahra
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Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:43am.
Yes petting Pussy Willows is a great way to pass the time
...that's Ms Willows to you, actually now it's Mrs Control
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNS6SUe-kGc
Here's the cute kitten.
remember when I longdicked you and broke the ovary
Looks like Keegan will be the Fauxbama on SNL if the play their cards right.
Schandenfraude
irrelevant, but every time i watched the show i couldn't get over how unattractive i found brooke shields.
What happened to the kitten video. I wanna see it Bring it back. NOW Please
Um, I have family that survived the Holocaust and I really don't see how the Brooke Shields vw commercial was offensive. Maybe it put "babies" and "German engineering" together, but c'mon. They're talking about filling up the car with kids. Should the car be French, nothing would be said. I'm not saying there isn't reason to be sensitive to these things, but I really think some people are seeing things that aren't there. German can't become something dirty either. I'm German as well, and I have to say that there is also so much to German culture and history besides the holocaust. It doesn't excuse what was done or sweep it away, but not everything German should be solely associated with "holocaust".
Why dey have ta take away kitteh vitteo?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I NEED THIS VIDEO BACK !!!!!
http://followthediscolights.blogspot.com/
FUUUUUUUCK...video no longer available??? WTF??
Man lipstick jungle...the 3 episodes i saw was like a soft core version of sex and the city. Untalented actors forcing the whole shoes thing going on in SATC. The show should have been called Whore Jungle....
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
I actually really, really liked 'Lipstick Jungle' so I'm sad to see it go. Mostly because I wanted Lindsay Price to have a hit on her hands since it seems most of the shows she's on gets canned within the first couple of episodes.
And what about the hot guy that plays Kirby, MK? He's super cute and has a nice smile! So disappointed that I'm going to go listen to clips from Manilow's newest CD, "Greatest songs of the 80s."
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
KITTEH!!! hafa play wif mine very morning. :)
oh yeah glad sour puss Brooke is gone. :)
Submitted by original putas on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:19am.
People. please try to get a life.
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
Submitted by putas on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:20pm
thank you, hun. My grandma still has her number and i'm getting it tattoed in the exact same part she has it. I'm extremely proud of her.
and don't waste your time on OP. He's always pissed at someone or something. Not worth it.
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How the hell am I suppose to get anything done betwee this kitten video and puppy cam?
@ Farrah- I'm amazed by that stuff. We read the Eli Wiesel books (Night and another one called Day, if I recall..) long time ago in junior high. Then we had a holocaust survivor come in to talk to us. It was amazing and poignant. He showed his number he still had it.I never saw Shindler's and won't. And I don't have any relatives who were in camps.
I'm glad gran made it.
ORIGINAL PUTAS- I'm the original putas, and have some sensitivity for fuck sake.
The kittah is purring in the clip? I didn't watch it with sound......
oh..the cat's so cute & the purring.. sigh
And these shows are just for people who cannot let Sex And The City just disappear. Maybe the people who have never been to NYC and over glamorize it.
Kim Raver is UGLY. Only nice thing is she has high cheekbones but my GOD. Those bug eyes..that face. How does she get work? Shit.
KITTAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I'm just happy because Lipstick Jungle is just a dumbed-down version of the far superior Cashmere Mafia. It didn't deserve to live.
KD that movie is totally awesome.. Yes petting Pussy Willows is a great way to pass the time while you are waiting for the school bus! I did it all thru out highschool.. *smirks*
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Okie- I am sheltered and haven't seen a LOT of movies, including that one. But I like Pussy Willow trees. I should plant one in my yard somewhere. i like to pet them.
my heart is full of warm kitteh goodness now
ultracuteness!!
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
KD, when I read what you wrote to Snowy, I thought it said Cereal Mom.. Like that movie Serial Mom or whatever. I love that movie.. They walk in on that guy masturbating! LMAO! And she pranks calls her neighbor by saying "Pussy Willows" ROTF!!!!
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Ha, Snow! Cereal! Mm, who wants a Koodie Krispy treat??
KD, LMAO it's so cute, sounds like a cereal or something, Koodies!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:25am.
I dont know what makes people do those things.
Maybe they had mother issues?
Like OP does......
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Submitted by KD on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:26am.
I wanted to keep the letters KD in it though, so I chose Koodies!
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i like it! KD has Koodies in her chanclas!
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Submitted by gretchenwhit on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:22am.
:)
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Someone was not hugged as a child.
*points to original putas*
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I want to live till I die. No more, no less.
Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:21am.
Submitted by KD on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:16am.
why did you change your name? I luvs me some KD and your chanclas!
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I knows, I got sum sexy chanclas, no? I talked about it a while back that I didn't like it. I want something more generic and original. I hopes you guys like it! I wanted to keep the letters KD in it though, so I chose Koodies!
*group, not race.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:56am.
_Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:52am.
The nazis wanted to make a master race....it does sound fucked up IMO.
They did all kinds of disgusting, horrible, vile, evil things to women and children.
I wont even touch what they did to some women before the gave brith or while in labor.
I can see how it would make you stop and go, wtf?
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Seriously, when you let human beings run a muck, they come up with some sick shit. Messing with pregnant ladies and babies is something that occurred in every genocide: The Armenian genocide, the Halocaust, Darfur, Rwanda..there are more but I'm only listing the well-known ones...but it seems in these genocides, there's some strange fascination with prgnant women...i guess it's because they perpetuate the race the assholes are trying to kill-off.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
thank you all, sluts! ♥
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Original Putas Takes his Brooke Sheilds show SERIOUSLY. Such a Buffalo Bill this one is.
Awwww MIss Priss and PSL and Miso and No words and all the lovely lovely souls here.
Yall have a freaking great day!
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Submitted by original putas on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:19am.
Why are people talking about Nazis and their dead Jewish families on a thread about a fucking television show that has nothing to do with Nazi Germany!!!
Who gives a fuck! Seriously, I've seen the shows, and read the books. I don't take it lightly. But theres a time and place for everything.
People. please try to get a life.
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awwwww, thanks! you're always SO sweet!
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Farrah, so sorry. Words can't express how horrible that is about your grandmother. I just got back from D.C. and we visited the Holocaust museum. It was such an emotional experience. I can't imagine what your grandmother went through.
Submitted by KD on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:16am.
Farrah- OMG your grams name? Woah. I would have been a mess too
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yes, hun, but guess who got the last laugh?
she came to South America (huevos en las chanclas!) and became a fucking mogul. She owns a freaking empire of Department Stores.
why did you change your name? I luvs me some KD and your chanclas!
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Farrah!♥
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
omg - that is seriously the cutest kitten ever! - and this is from a certified dog-lover - that kitten is adorable
btw - I'm addicted to the puupy cam, too. It's my home page now...
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http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
KITTEH!!!
That is all....
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
http://www.myspace.com/kokeshidoll1969
Lolo me too loves you!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
when I saw Schindler's List n the theater, there was an earthquake. It was pretty big, and it was the day before the Northridge quake.
hugs to Farrah.....
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some days I'm a super bitch, up to my old tricks, but it won't last forever
- Christina Aguilera "Keeps Gettin Better"
Why are people talking about Nazis and their dead Jewish families on a thread about a fucking television show that has nothing to do with Nazi Germany!!!
Who gives a fuck! Seriously, I've seen the shows, and read the books. I don't take it lightly. But theres a time and place for everything.
People. please try to get a life.
Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:16am.
Farrah Happy thoughts happy thoughts
*big hug*
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thanks, beesh. I swear, some days are so lame that i can't wait until you and my other beeshes wake yer lazy ass up and start posting crazy talk!
LUVS crazy talk!
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I only watched "Schindler's List" once...was crying so uncontrollably that I realized I couldn't watch it again.
Hey horz, I emailed the mod to change my name, but I haven't heard back yet. So if it changes, don't worry, it still me.
Farrah- OMG your grams name? Woah. I would have been a mess too. I mean, more than normal anyway. That is one of my favorite movies.
Farrah Happy thoughts happy thoughts
*big hug*
Love all you ladies!
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I thought that was Valerie Bertinelli, but then read it was Lindsey Price from 90210.. Ooooops! I wonder how mad Lindsey would be if she knew she was confused w/ Val. But If it was Val, she would have been photoshopped to may-jah hell and back on that body of hers!!!
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