George Clooney Is Trying To Tell Me Something
George Clooney dodges marriage the same way most gynecologists dodge Wonky McValtrex's diseased snatch. Well, the man who wants nothing to do with marriage has spoken out against California's gay marriage ban.
Georgie told E!'s Ted Casablanca: "At some point in our lifetime, gay marriage won't be an issue, and everyone who stood against this civil right will look as outdated as George Wallace standing on the school steps keeping James Hood from entering the University of Alabama because he was black."
Ignore all those words he said. Forget that. He was really saying, "Michael, if you make Prop. 8 disappear, I will marry you legally in California without a pre-nup." Seriously, he said that! Put your ear to his statement above. Tell me you don't hear what I hear. I'm not crazy! I even asked my dog and he heard the exact same thing I did. I'm not insane! Take that, Robot Call Girl!
George! I will make it go away. I will trade the Mormons my stash of Mother's Cookies if they drop that Prop 8 shit. Hey, Mother's Cookies are a hot commodity! Or maybe I can offer them a month-long visit with Spaghetti Cat. Who doesn't love Spaghetti Cat?!
On a serious note, there's a few Prop 8 protests tonight and tomorrow. There's one in NYC tonight. Visit GLAAD for more info on that shit.
And here's my hopefully future ex-husband and his hairy pubestache leaving Dan Tana's in West Hollywood last night.
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Hahahahaha Deb! I'm even better with a twist of lime. :)
Nitty you mah bitch fo' life! ♥
looks like a fake hair above his lips
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I'm so sick of the left not respecting American's voices. We do not want marriage redefined to include ANYTHING but one man and one woman.
I love how the immoral celebutards think they can shut us up by throwing their idea of morality and ethics on us.
The people have spoken. You will not shut us up..it will be even harder for you to press your lifestyle on us. You are only making people hate you even more.
NITTS,
Gawd! Not a Mouth-Breather! That is blasphemy on the hotness that is George!
((After posting that I thought maybe I had gone gayelle on Dee with a huge twist of lemon...))
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Quick two cents, meaning nothing. Spell my name right.
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 6:36pm.
Yes Nits. The only way I'll fit my fat ass into a chocha unitard is if I've had a few too many G&Ts
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Or if MK marries in Vegas..and I'm holding you to it! Don't worry tho, I'm sure they've got more than enough gin in sin city. Who's ur bitch?
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 6:33pm.
Nitts,
Does a chocha have a merkin attached to it? Only that sort of looks like Clooney's 'stache? ((breathing a little heavier))
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LOL, Deb. I dunno, it could be just me but I breath a little easier with a trim merkin. Perhaps Georgie's is getting in the way. OH NO! He could become a MOUTH BREATHER!!!!
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
the house in italy must have been where the mustache pact was made. hehehe
I used to work with a guy who thought he looked like ol georgie... and he kinda did. he will be soooo disappointed if georgie comes out. we used to mess with him by comparing him to other actors. hehe he better pick one quick because I could see george running off with michael (angelina ain't letting brad loose).
Yes Nits. The only way I'll fit my fat ass into a chocha unitard is if I've had a few too many G&Ts.
Memo To ClooneyIsMahBoo,
CC: MK, Tigerlily and other various Sluts
Mah Boo can try and re-work scheduling but The Holidays are booked up.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Ewww. He's starting to look like George Noory.
Nitts,
Does a chocha have a merkin attached to it? Only that sort of looks like Clooney's 'stache? ((breathing a little heavier))
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Michael,
What happens to your boo the Silver Fox when you and George get married?
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 6:22pm.
It might be the gin and tonic talking, but I totally heard Clooney say "Michael, if you make Prop. 8 disappear, I will marry you legally in California without a pre-nup." My wedding gift is in hand and I'm wearing my best chocha unitard for the ceremony...
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Dee, when you start talking about donning your chocha unitard, I'm sure it's safe to say, "Yeah, the G&T is doing your talkin!"
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 6:28pm.
yeah, i caught ya about an hour later, but you were gone already... back on the diet coke i hope!!... leave the drinkin' to me, i got it covered!
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@ ESE:
mahahaahaa! and THANK YOU, love :)
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Unfortunately Clooney is mine already, but I might be willing to work out a swap for the Silver Fox on certain nights. Think it over and get back to me.
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 6:26pm.
Never roll over for morons!
hey! sshhh!!.. i'll never get any space in my bed if that gets out!LOL!
seriously though, march on P_N!
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"We play the game,
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ESE,
I have missed you so much. I looked for you on Nov 5th in the wee small hours in the morning. Got schnockered up... ((bad, deb))
George Clooney is hotness...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
I bet The Brad has 'stahce burn on his no no hole.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
and I'm walking with my gayelle sis and her partner agains H8 tomorrow night! Never cave in to hate! Never roll over for morons!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 6:23pm.
hi, sweetie!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Ewwww...now i feel dirty because I totally COULD see Brad and Georgie....you know...
LMAO!!
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Is your wife a...goer...eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Nudge, nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?
ESE!
Genius amongst us!
OT: I would do him, but then again I would rather have a shot at pops....
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
O! O! O! O! O!
They both want to play that part right? From Pygmalion?!?!
♥ ThreadKilla!
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gotta love Clooney for this quote -- and somewhere Brad Pitt's heart is going pitty-pat ;D
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Submitted by NovaNightly on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 6:17pm.
OH MY GAWD!! They(Clitt...lol)totally ARE being twinsies with their dirt-stashes!!!!
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How bizarre!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
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i think the cookie binge is finally getting to MK's brains... step away from the cookies, MK!!
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"We play the game,
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Brad Clitt????? or Spitt!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Clooney should practice what he preaches.
He should just embrace his gayelle. That is the worst kept secret in Hollyweird.
I thought "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" was released in 2000?
OH MY GAWD!! They(Clitt...lol)totally ARE being twinsies with their dirt-stashes!!!!
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Is your wife a...goer...eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Nudge, nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?
Well, although I love his sentiments and I'd love nothing better than to bust out my 80's prom dress to wear to MK's wedding, I think he was only speaking out 'cuz he got prop 8 confused with pornstache hate.
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
Georgie is looking very inspector clouseau!
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
clitt. i died a little.
Clitt. BWAHAHAHAHHHAHAAH!
Pitt AND Clooney both with the porn stache?
The fuck?
Are they the type of BFF's that need to be all twinsie and shit.
Gay.
Well just because he thinks marriage is not for HIM, it doesn't mean he doesn't want everyone else to marry. And I have to agree with him.
But he looks stupid with his Hittler stache. Who's copying who?. Pitt or Clooney?.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Do Clooney and Pitt have a gay mustache pact or something? What IS that? If they get married, can we call them "Clitt"?
Oh my god, I made myself cackle out loud with that nonsense and now my kid is trying to read over my shoulder to see what's so funny. Go watch TV, kid, Mommy's Dlisting!
he needs to sell that house in italy, the italians have really gotten to him with that damn moustache.