George Clooney Is Trying To Tell Me Something

Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 10:26pm.
Nits, I was saving the best for last. Hahahaha, you HOR!!! ♥♥
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Best for last? Well, after last night I hope you have your will in order. and ♥ right back atcha' hooker.

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I was just sitting here minding my own business...

I spy with my lil eye.....off topic convo!!!!

OOOOOOOOOO! you're in twouble!
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.

if he was so true why would he waste anyones time? Was the girl hurt when he told her his true feelings and how did the girl feel when he did tell her that he truly loves cock?

Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

what I don't understand is people who call homosexuality deviant and disgusting and immoral and all but then want to deny homosexuals committed loving monogamous relationships.

Heterosexual people cheat, lie, and are quite immoral too....and some of them need not to breed anyway!I think we could cut down on quite a lot of stupid people in this world if we allowed MORE homosexuality.

I guess having said that I can see why stupid people would be scared and voted the way they did.

I mean, really I find Lindsay Lohan much safer to be around a chick than a dick. A dick means sperm, and that means possible future Lohans. That would not be a good thing.

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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.

Ok, I'll admit it. I'm askeered of this thread. After a skimming...kinda askeered, yes I am!

♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands

Nits, I was saving the best for last. Hahahaha, you HOR!!! ♥♥

Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 10:20pm.

I can get you in as the event stylist. I'm thinking coconut bras for the wedding party.
That sounds up your alley doesn't it?

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I can't really condemn people for working within a set of rules that was imposed on them.
---Wyle E

Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 10:20pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 10:18pm.
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Can I come, and if so, would it be gauche to wear my exquisite Lucite heels?
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Funny, you didn't ask *me* that last time and if I remember correctly, you only wore your K-mart flip flops! *Hmph*

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I was just sitting here minding my own business...

Submitted by Diego on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 10:11pm.

Please, please be my date to Tiggs' wedding. Aveda man can do traffic detail...just this once.

Think of feeding each other Funyuns and Purple Drank, tossing back some Viggo on the half shell,
talk about blissed out...

And when we're dancing to Gino Vanelli, I'll graciously allow your Full Time to cut in.

Just think it ovah, huh?

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I can't really condemn people for working within a set of rules that was imposed on them.
---Wyle E

@ Farrah! *gasps* You have been in my closet! I wondered how you got those 27 dildos to make that bouquet!

@Tiger, G'night. Dream of your future mate..and don't forget to register at theenergizerbunny.com

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I was just sitting here minding my own business...

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 10:18pm.

Nite nite, Tigs. Luvs you.

*purr*

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I can't really condemn people for working within a set of rules that was imposed on them.
---Wyle E

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 10:18pm.
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Can I come, and if so, would it be gauche to wear my exquisite Lucite heels?

Later whores, I have a wedding to plan... a PURPLE DRANK fountain, warm Funyuns with Velveeta Melt, Potted meat, Slim Jims, and that Wilson whore fileted...MK will give me away and you will all throw Cheetos at me and my betrothed...Afterwards, you'll all do jello shots, bong hits and play nekkid twister on web cam...just like I've dreamed of since I was a tiny tiger cub...*sob*...Oh, it's going to be so special...
Ok, get your bustiers, coochie cutters and feather boas out to air out (cuz you know that shit STANK), cuz we're about to make history...a tiger and her vibrator....Who would have ever thunk it?

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 11/12/2008 -
Don't crush a girls dreams. Why do you think I'm always the bridesmaid and never the bride?!
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please don't tell me you have 27 bridesmaid dresses...

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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?

Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 10:08pm.

Are you even watching what you're typing or are you just throwing a bunch of words together and trying to convince us you have something worth saying? Trust me. He's as true as they come.

Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 10:06pm.
now, i have to find a way to have all you beeshes wasted for that dildo bouquet! (or high)
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Well, in all due respect to Tiger, since it is her funera..erm, wedding. *tossing tenderloin behind her back*
I'd rather be fully alert, facing backward and all fours (you know in a crouching tiger hidden bouqet position) when I catch that dildo bouquet. Don't crush a girls dreams. Why do you think I'm always the bridesmaid and never the bride?!

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I was just sitting here minding my own business...

Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:46pm.

Brian Kinney said something similar on QaF and I always loved it. I was one of those who actually loved that show. All that whining about it not being realistic and furthering stereotypes got on my nerves. It was over the top drama and lots of softcore gay sexy times. What was not to love.

Joey will bring the Deviled Eggs for the wedding buffet (mainly because I HAVE the coveted Tuppperware Deviled Egg Carrier).

Shit, I was going to wear my cut out ass jeans.....I will have to go with another outfit.

The cha-cha heels are Lucite, so they will go with anything...

Is the vibrator registered at Target? Gifting will be difficult.

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

If ur partner was a true cock sucker he wouldn't deviat from being what he what he really loves, cock. He had a weak heart, mind and dick and wasted some chicks time. I want homosexual men and women to stay true to their convictions and be themselves don't waste people time, energy and faking it. It's a blow to straight people when they expect a hetrosexual marriage not someone lying, cheating bringing home diseases and breaking their hearts.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:52pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:55pm.

Farrah, bebe, the lemon cake is so passe.

We have settled on serving up some Luke Wilson, and I'll pull the wishboner with you. ;-)

Tigs wisely realized we could not deal with Owen's gristle schnoz...or leftover Kate Dudson infection.

I got to plan my ensemble, but then again, since I have no avie, maybe I'll just show up nekkid like I do here.

smooches.

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I can't really condemn people for working within a set of rules that was imposed on them.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 10:03pm.
Thanks Farrah and Dee ♥
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you earned that, sista! (i'm jellis!)
now, i have to find a way to have all you beeshes wasted for that dildo bouquet! (or high)

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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?

Diego, get down with your bad self. I ♥ you.

That is all.

Thanks Farrah and Dee ♥
Now, back to bidness. I get to walk down the aisle with Diego. And I'm buying the first round of Viggo on the half shell as the starter for the reception.

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Submitted by dannygrl on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 8:37pm.

I'm confused. Are you a grl with a dude's name or a closeted tranny?

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I can't really condemn people for working within a set of rules that was imposed on them.
---Wyle E

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:51pm.
Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:51pm.

Just in dannygrls honor, I plan to sin loudly and boldly tonight. Right after Criminal Minds because it is mightly homoerotic.

And I will gladly wear the bikini top and body glitter. I haven't had real fun with body glitter since my Maxwell Demon stage. Ahh, memories.

Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:48pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:44pm.

yes, Tigs, let's talk buffet.

If you serve Luke Wilson I will totally eat him.

If serve Owen, however, you're on your own.
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I was totally debating this with the caterer today...I mean, she was soooo trying to sell me on Owen, and I'm like bitch please, my guests will not be able to digest the fucked up gristle in that schnoz, so talk to the paw OKAAAAAY?

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:50pm.
You are my kind of ho. Maybe we can have a foursome after the reception. You, me, Blaaaaaake, and a nasty Hole butt plug. Good times.

After all, it's nice to share.
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ok. Foursome wrestling! all over the lemon cake!!
IT'S MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT!!

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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?

Submitted by Diego on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:46pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:44pm.

I'd be honored. I was just going to cut the ass out of a pair of jeans. Easier that way and all. Not that I'd know or anything.
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Hmmmm...Ok, I see your vision, but you will still wear the bikini top preferably with body glitter, no? I mean, I'm tryna keep it KLASSAY. My vibrator comes from good stock, so....

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by Diego on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:45pm.

Now, I am going to go watch Criminal Minds with my boy. Ooh, hear that, haters? I'm in ur television show, lusting after your boys.
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Diego, you were the real Hot Slut of the Day.
And as you enjoy snuggly times with your boy, you know you're gonna be laughing at the fact you're SINNING!!! the NERVE!!! LOL!!
*smooches*
have a great night!
bye beeshes!

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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?

Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:46pm.

You are my kind of ho. Maybe we can have a foursome after the reception. You, me, Blaaaaaake, and a nasty Hole butt plug. Good times.

After all, it's nice to share.

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I can't really condemn people for working within a set of rules that was imposed on them.
---Wyle E

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:44pm.

yes, Tigs, let's talk buffet.

If you serve Luke Wilson I will totally eat him.

If serve Owen, however, you're on your own.

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I can't really condemn people for working within a set of rules that was imposed on them.
---Wyle E

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:44pm.

I'd be honored. I was just going to cut the ass out of a pair of jeans. Easier that way and all. Not that I'd know or anything.

Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 11/12/2008 -

I want to come to the wedding too!! I'll bring Courtney Love's dressed up butt plug as my date.
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dammit. Now i'm gonna have to find another date..
maybe by then, Blaaaaakkkkeeee!!! will be able to roam the streets again.

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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?

Submitted by Diego on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:10pm.

What I do with my dick isn't the concern of anyone who isn't currently sucking it.

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You totally rock. Eloquently said. Best FURB statement of the day, hands down, and I've heard some doozies today.

;-)

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I can't really condemn people for working within a set of rules that was imposed on them.
---Wyle E

Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:35pm.

Thank you. I'll admit it. I was apathetic for a long time, but now all this hate is bubbling to the surface and I'm just tired of it. It's not like it's new, but it's just popping up everywhere. I mean, it takes a special kind of jackassery to go to a site run by a gay man and start spouting this shit.

Now, I am going to go watch Criminal Minds with my boy. Ooh, hear that, haters? I'm in ur television show, lusting after your boys.

Hi, Jiggy. I missed you.

Submitted by Diego on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 8:58pm.
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Oh, Diego, will you be my "Pervert of Honor"? Now, I'm going to pattern my wedding to my vibrator after the Travelers weddings, so you will have to wear hot pants and a bikinni top, so I'd double up on those crunches...What? What? I'm just sayin'...
Oh, and I want my wedding colors to be pink, purple, red and ...ok jizz white...All the colors of the sexay AND the carnage a tiger loves...
Ok, DListers, let's talk buffet...DListers? What? Where are you going? I promise it's going to be anyone you know...that well...You're still coming to the wedding, right?....:-(

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 8:53pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 8:50pm.
Submitted by Diego on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 8:43pm.

I want to come to the wedding too!! I'll bring Courtney Love's dressed up butt plug as my date.

Sorry folks, I've been interneutered all day!! Screw my business accounts, what i missed were you ho's on DL.

Got to scan MK's entries.

(I like lemon pound cake for your reception. Jussayin. it's my fave.)

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I can't really condemn people for working within a set of rules that was imposed on them.
---Wyle E

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 8:25pm.

Except I don't know of any US Supreme Court case that invalidates something like Prop 8. I don't mean by extension, but square on. It also guarantees that the US Supremes will hear the CA case sooner or later. *pulling up chair, pouring 4th dink*

Oh Nittay, you had me at "Guess what, Tard." ♥

Submitted by Diego on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:10pm.

Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:05pm.
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Diego, on behalf of all sensible people everywhere, please ignore this fucktard. Same shit, different day.

Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:21pm

Nitty, if you're gonna tell a bitch what's what like that again, please, DO BREAK that promise.

i'm off. Love to all my sluts. Go enjoy your partner, whatever sex he/she might be. Even if it's a fucking mixer, i don't care.
I'm just glad that people still love each other to the point they want to share their lives under G'd, under the law, and for everyone to see.

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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?

Submitted by dannygrl on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 8:37pm.
MK has the same rights I do- to marry someone of the opposite sex. Just because he wants a big dick up his ass, doesn't mean it should be celebrated or made legal in a sacriment of marriage.
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Guess what, Tard? (Hope you don't mind me returning your term of endearment.)
Gays can be married in over 100 churches in the great ol' United States of America.
They aren't asking for that right. They are asking for the rights to act as legal executors to wills and 401K's and life, death, and health insurance policies, not to mention taxes. They are asking to act on behalf of their partner should something happen to incapacitate them. They are "asking" for what everyone else in this country takes for granted, while they are paying taxes to a system that refuses those same fundamental rights. And I'm embarrassed that I even have to point this out to a grown adult in this day and age.
As for your "hypocricy statement" or "your Obama," remarks you don't seem to understand that a great many nations, who openly accept and recognize gay marriage, celebrated, more than many Americans did upon his election. They realize that a country that was led by a man who heard Jesus speaking to him every morning when it was really the Snap, Krackle and Pop of his Rice Krispies has single handedly destroyed our good name as a forward thinking and compassionate nation. Think about that for the next four years. You know what the rest of us will be thinking about. Yep, gay hooker sex.

My apologies to the rest of you who I told I'd try my best not to be sucked in again. Maybe next time?
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There are certain things that can never be left to a vote by the populace. If during the civil rights movement they had let voters decide the fate of millions of blacks, equal rights would have never been granted.

Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:05pm.

Excuse me? The reason there are so many gay men who are married is because society has shoved it down our throats our entire lives. My partner was married once and he wasn't 'wasting' anyone's time. He was trying to do what all the fucking religious bigots say he should do. If we were free to love who we please without worrying about losing our jobs, or our lives, then gay men marrying straight women wouldn't even be an issue. Yeah, it's sad when it happens, but until you've been close to someone who has had this bullshit shoved down his throat and seen the pain it causes, on both sides, don't act so high and fucking mighty. I have as much of a right to get married and call it a marriage as you do. What I do with my dick isn't the concern of anyone who isn't currently sucking it.

ClooneyisMahBoo I had to look them up too!

I am appalled and can only hope that the boorish behaviour was at least in enough obsure language that your child could never figure (or Google) the meanings.......(I apologize if these creeps were gay....)

That being said, Yesterday on "The Doctors", Joey learned that some gal folks soak tampons in Vodka, then insert them in their vagina's and anus. I am whipping up a batch for dannygirl right now....

If someone will hold the bitch down I'd be glad to pack them in. Us fudgepacker's have experience with insertion........

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

I don't understand the separation of church and state but they allow these dumb religious freak ass motherfuckers to vote out of their ass. They should allow homo lovers to be in a civil union. I prefer this because the more homo loving will allow men who prefer men not waste straight women time, energy, love and life spared
When they are want a traditional mariage. A straight women doesn't not want a cock sucking man runing behind her back sucking cock, sticking their cock in guys asses and expecting there them to suck it on it afterwards. Homos should not expect to shove down straight peoples throat their lifestyle and expect them go be happy and gay when religion has dictated a thousand years a traditional lifestyle. Take it one step at time with civil union and no-one will care.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

Submitted by dannygrl on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 6:43pm.

You will not shut us up..it will be even harder for you to press your lifestyle on us.

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Ummm...it's not my lifestyle. But that does not preclude me from recognizing that gays and lesbians are people who are capable of feeling the same things I am. They should have every right that I have as a citizen. I am a big advocator of marriage and it does my heart good that so many gays and lesbians respect and want to continue that institution.

Clooney is right for once; one day everyone will look back and laugh in ridicule at a society that denied one segment of their citizens common rights. It's just a shame that they have to struggle for those rights in the meantime.

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Dlisted's a hellava drug.

"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

ClooneyIsMahBoo: Okay. I HAD to look. Rusty Trombone is funny. Strawberry Cheesecake and Ray Bans are just plain misogynistic. And they could be perpetrated against men, but whatever.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 8:50pm.

Absolutely. I'll bring the boyfriend and the sex toys and can we invite these fuckers like dannygrl too? Nothing I love better than having dumbass bigots show up to places they know they're not welcome and start whining about having my lifestyle pushed in their faces. I also love how they call us perverts, but have you noticed some of the scenarios they come up with? Dude. They want to marry children and their sisters and their dogs and their tv remotes. The fundies need some serious therapy. Too bad they think mental illness is caused by unresolved sin. Which makes sense as so most of them are shitfucked crazy and unmedicated.

Also, have you seen the new Boy Zone video?

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 8:50pm.
Submitted by Diego on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 8:43pm.
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HAWT! Tigerlilly, can i be a... er.. "zoo keeper of honor" at your wedding?? what are we wearing???

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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?