George Clooney Is Trying To Tell Me Something
George Clooney dodges marriage the same way most gynecologists dodge Wonky McValtrex's diseased snatch. Well, the man who wants nothing to do with marriage has spoken out against California's gay marriage ban.
Georgie told E!'s Ted Casablanca: "At some point in our lifetime, gay marriage won't be an issue, and everyone who stood against this civil right will look as outdated as George Wallace standing on the school steps keeping James Hood from entering the University of Alabama because he was black."
Ignore all those words he said. Forget that. He was really saying, "Michael, if you make Prop. 8 disappear, I will marry you legally in California without a pre-nup." Seriously, he said that! Put your ear to his statement above. Tell me you don't hear what I hear. I'm not crazy! I even asked my dog and he heard the exact same thing I did. I'm not insane! Take that, Robot Call Girl!
George! I will make it go away. I will trade the Mormons my stash of Mother's Cookies if they drop that Prop 8 shit. Hey, Mother's Cookies are a hot commodity! Or maybe I can offer them a month-long visit with Spaghetti Cat. Who doesn't love Spaghetti Cat?!
On a serious note, there's a few Prop 8 protests tonight and tomorrow. There's one in NYC tonight. Visit GLAAD for more info on that shit.
And here's my hopefully future ex-husband and his hairy pubestache leaving Dan Tana's in West Hollywood last night.
Wenn
Mik you take george, and i take Charlize Theron , im a straight girl but damn i turn lesb for her anytime,she is my fantasy ! we will do some 4 some lmao .
You know I love me some George, no matter what... but I think he meant JAMES MEREDITH. JAMES MEREDITH was the first black student admitted to Ole Miss. Who the F is James HOOD? He made that up. Oops.
Indeed a legend in his own mind!
ME- I know how to put an end to it. I just say "The next time you say 'I love you' you better have a sparkly ring in your hand" and then maybe he'll go back to his normal cranky self.
Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:05pm.
Hello. Diego is putting off going to work because he doesn't want to deal with 40 year old undergrads who have no idea how to write a three page paper. How is you?
KD - He's a pod person.
LOL.
Sheeps thats funny.
Its like Ok im no longer human but i would still like to enjoy a smoke and well garsh darn it Im a little stressed out about this new body I just snatched. I should have chosen a curvier model....
Mrs. K! *smooch*
Thats just perfect!
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ME- holy crap, my BF has been nicer than usual, too. He's all saying "I love you" 50 times a day and stuff. It's kind of weird. WHAT DOES IT MEANNN?
Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:33am.
Original Putas i though you were gay!
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I always think of this line from Boys in the Band whenever OP comments...
"What I am Michael is a 32 year-old, ugly, pock marked Jew fairy, and if it takes me a little while to pull myself together, and if I smoke a little grass before I get up the nerve to show my face to the world, it's nobody's god damned business but my own. And how are you this evening?"
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:14pm.
My fav thing about the original Body Snatchers is when a few of them meet at the doc's office (?) at like 3 a.m. One, he's smoking. Two, he hands out Valiums.
KD- the thing that looks like me hubby is being nice, considerate, doing laundry, cleaning the kitchen after I make dinner, complimenting me for no reason.
Pod person.
KD and ME ha ha ha
Pod People look like human, do humany types of things, but they are not quite human.
Not an offical def from websters but, there are several fun movie showing the pod lifestyle.
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:11pm.
A pod person is the thing currently inhabitating my husbands body. It looks like him, sounds like him, but aint him.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
*dies*
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
OMG ME, what happened to your hubby??
I don't hate chics, but I do hate going to chic things, well not all, but like Women's Conferences. Too much estrogen and boo hoo, I'm a woman, we have to stick together and join a knitting club. Yeah, I don't get that stuff.
Submitted by KD on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:09pm.
What is a pod person?? I think i was gone that day...
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A pod person is the thing currently inhabitating my husbands body. It looks like him, sounds like him, but aint him.
Think Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
What is a pod person?? I think i was gone that day...
Hey Deigo!
How you is today?
:)
I think Origial Putas is a pod person.
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Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:38am.
I thought it was a chick since the avvie is, you know, what it is and being gay isn't natural. I would like to say that I don't get gay men who hate women. Kinda off topic, but it is an issue that comes up. Never understood it. Don't understand any man hating women. I think 2pac said it best in Keep Ya Head Up.
_Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:35am.
haha LoLo!!!
Im not even kidding though!
I thought he was a bitch queen with the way he talks and that avie of the chest!
He hates on the women here so much i just though the fucker was militant!
LMAO!
Im glad he is not gay because id hate for my firends to be associated with you.
I really thought he was like a Jimmy Bocca Alt or something!
NO OFFENSE TO JIMMY BOCCA!
LMAO at that fucker! PutA not Jimmy.
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I am gonna lean on the side of Gia when it comes to Clooney and his appeal.
That is some PR-generated brilliance, because when you take away the smoke & mirrors, the eye job, and industrial strength M.A.C., it ain't much to scream about.
So he's a gentleman?
Suck my balls!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Lolo, I thought OP was gay too....hahahaha
I really did.
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some days I'm a super bitch, up to my old tricks, but it won't last forever
- Christina Aguilera "Keeps Gettin Better"
call me crazy, but i have NEVER found this man to be attractive or appealing in the least. he has played some attractive characters, but as far as he goes as himself, nope. he just always looks old & tired & his coloring is weird.
haha LoLo!!!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Original Putas i though you were gay!
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Aw Putas. Reported on two separate threads! Is this a record for you?
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I want to live till I die. No more, no less.
Original Putas, there is nothing natural or normal about being an ignorant douchebag with a stick up his ass.
Being gay is NOT a choice.
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some days I'm a super bitch, up to my old tricks, but it won't last forever
- Christina Aguilera "Keeps Gettin Better"
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:47am.
Submitted by Wa-wa-wi-Wa on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 2:59am.
You guys are my favorites. I really think it must be that their sex lives suck so badly that they have to reaffirm their misery by projecting their frustration on others. Not my fault you're not getting the good stuff. Not my fault your marriage is shit. It seems to escape them that no one can fuck up their marriages except the two people in it. Whenever someone gets all puffed up over gay marriage, it always comes back to sex. I think it would truly shatter their lives if they knew that I actually don't, gasp, have sex every day. Like today. I have to be at campus for my office hours from 11-2. I have class from 2-5 then I work from 5:30 to 9:30. Look at that . . . I have a normal life. Who would have thought I'd have time for shit like studying and a job between all the dicks I'm currently servicing.
Submitted by original putas on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:05am.
I don't even know what to say to your ignorant ass. Can you please tell me when you chose to be straight? Because if it's not natural then we must have made a choice? So if we had that option then so did you. So, tell me. Where were you when you decided to be straight? It's just as fucking natural as skin color. I have people who hate me because of my skin color just like I have people who hate me because I'm gay. And don't give me that shit about no one knows I'm gay just by looking at me. Because we all know no one ever gets picked on or hated simply because someone assumes something just from looking at them and making a snap judgment. How crazy would the world be if we didn't all take the time to know someone before we just decide to hate without reason.
Wyle E, he DOES, doesn't he! But actually the first thing that popped into my head was that he looked exactly like John Cleese from his Fish Called Wanda days. Something about the way his mouth looks in that header pic. SO John Cleese!
Oh and George Clooney looks like Inspector Cloussou from the Pink Panther.
Not a good look for him. Man needs to EAT!
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Wyle E Coyote
'Forgive me chickens, for I have sinned.'
Its all been said before but just for the record... one of the most sincere and loving weddings that I have attended was teh marriage of two men that had loved and supported eachother for 11 years.
They moved to Amsterdam so that the they could will their assets to each other without fear of the courts overturning their wills if a family member decided to contest it.
They were both highly skilled, multilingual (try this: one of them speaks English, Dutch, Italian, French and two sign languages) and wonderful people. America loses good people when it doesn't offer people equal rights.
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'Forgive me chickens, for I have sinned.'
Submitted by Creepella on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 10:40pm.
Hmmmm why does George and Brad have the same porno stache? Where is James Haven when you need him?
They’re staring together in a new film- it’s called ‘Ocean’s 69: A drop in the bucket’ Angina Holier is playing the bucket.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organisation
for the record
I'm Black.
I voted for Obama.
...however I am not in CA....sorry. Also I'm not religious...
many Black people are not so close minded.
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
Submitted by Diego on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:30pm.
The trunk monkey vid was hilarious, tho' I personally cannot relate. I think I have had more sex than anyone on the planet. It's why I'm so mellow.
On that note, let me climb atop my podium and say, Let the other person's hateful words hang in the air.
I know this is a site for venting, and that's cool. If some fool gets in your face in real time however, just stare at him/her and silently count to ten.
I've found it's far more effective to let the echo of their nastiness reverberate to everyone, than to spew more crap myself and give them something to get off on.
As far as politics, I vote my conscience, but feel like throwing my hands up in the air. Seems like the theme of everything is "take what you want but you can't have mine."
The irony is, if I lose my civil rights, one day you will lose yours too.
I don't know folks. Did we learn nothing from Hitler? He gassed everybody who disagreed with him. The NeoNazis forget that Hitler didn't murder Jews only. He murdered his precious Aryans, too, if they dared disagree with him.
We can't bully people into our way of thinking, and they can't bully us into theirs.
Where's Ghandi when we need him?
That's all I got.
Hang in there peeps. We got each other.
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Later whores, I have a wedding to plan... a PURPLE DRANK fountain, warm Funyuns with Velveeta Melt, Potted meat, Slim Jims, and that Wilson whore fileted...MK will give me away and you will all throw Cheet
I don't care if gay people want to marry each other. In CA, it seems that Black people who voted for Obama, are against gays getting married. Must be that don't see gay rights as a civil right.
StickaCockinWoo...
It's people like your "trifflin" ghetto @$$ that ruin this world for the rest of us who want peace, harmony and gossip. First of all, Diego or any other gay man doesn't need to dignify your ONE BRAIN CELL with a response you uneducated, bigoted, trashy piece of dirt! Is your life that lacking? (like all the -Yes- on 8 voters) so much so that you need to blend your fat nose in the lives of gay men (albeit, most likely leading a more festive, fun loving enjoyable life than you EVER will)?
You seem to have a huge hang up with gay men who get 'some' more than you can...and all your posts revert back to gay men having sex... which tells me you aren't getting any, which further tells me you are bitter they are, which reaffirms the fact that you are ugly on the inside, out AND uneducated. Triple threat...go on girl!
And last I checked, we're bombarded with straight 'hetro' images EVERYWHERE. Your God forbid gays enjoy love, passion, and companionship without having to answer to bigots like you. Straight kids don't get bullied, beat up or harassed in school for being straight. Gays, on the other hand, do have straight people's LITERALLY shove their ideology, hate, violence, fear, insecurity, sexuality and fists shoved down their throats.
Sign up for night classes at the local community college instead of being fixated on what a gay couple does in THEIR lives.
...does he need somebody to change out his Depends? Because I totally will.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 10:18pm.
Later whores, I have a wedding to plan... a PURPLE DRANK fountain,
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That's all you had to say. I am SO there!
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 10:31pm.
Submitted by jussayin on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 10:27pm.
what I don't understand is people who call homosexuality deviant and disgusting and immoral and all but then want to deny homosexuals committed loving monogamous relationships.
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Wow. I was just thinking about this shit today. it's almost like they want to keep them in that "immoral" place.
As though they think it would be dangerous for people to observe homos doing boring shit like shopping and dropping off kids at school and wearing beige. Like - if they give them this then they can't say: "O - homos just party all the time and fuck everyone!" because it would be so obviously untrue. Now - it may be untrue but it still can't be obvious.
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EXACTLY! YES, YES, and YES.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
For a few seconds, I thought what the hell is John Cleese doing on dlisted? That stash does NOTHING for George.
It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
~~~Douglas Adams~~~
Many, if not most, Mormons have responded to the church leaders’ request for assistance on this matter by actively campaigning for and donating to protectmarriage.com. All donations of $1,000 or more are reported daily to the California Secretary of State. Smaller donations are reported less often.
How much money have LDS donors provided to this campaign? That is what this website is all about. Can a small stone make a big ripple as it rolls forth? Are Mormon contributors a significant source of money and manpower in this election?
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Click here to see a complete list of donors of amounts over $1,000 to Proposition 8
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48 million dollars. My friend brought it up again this evening. 48million tax free dollars. All donors receive a charitable receipt which exempts them from tax on that money and the Church, itself, is exempt from the money it collects.
Just sayin'
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I think it's only repressed homosexuals that have a problem with these marriages.
They're just sulking and jelly.
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
George, that 'stache is an unfortunate choice. Maybe if you HAVE to have hair on your lip, you should go with the "Zorro the Gay Blade" 'stache al la George Hamilton.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 10:57pm.
If Viggo is there, he can stay his ass home and watch the dogs. QaF was a great show. Screw all the whining about it being a negative interpretaion. Is Gossip Girl reality for most people? No. People just need something to whine about.
I think every fundie should have to watch it. They are obsessed with gay sex, clearly, because that's all they think marriage is. I think they should all watch this video and know they're not alone.
http://www.trunkmonkey.com/content/view/57/51/
I mean, I guess I'd be bitter and obsessed with everyone else's sex life if my own was lacking or, you know, imaginary.
Submitted by Diego on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 10:11pm.
This will make you ashamed of me: I have never seen QaF cuz I do not watch TV.
*gasp*
It's true. If I want to catch a show someone's been talking about, I just go to hulu. Or if I like something, I buy it by the season on DVD.
*hides geek face in shame*
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Later whores, I have a wedding to plan... a PURPLE DRANK fountain, warm Funyuns with Velveeta Melt, Potted meat, Slim Jims, and that Wilson whore fileted...MK will give me away and you will all throw Cheet
Hmmmm why does George and Brad have the same porno stache? Where is James Haven when you need him?
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Submitted by Newportjoey on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 10:10pm.
Joey will bring the Deviled Eggs for the wedding buffet (mainly because I HAVE the coveted Tuppperware Deviled Egg Carrier).
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Well, I'm going to let you bring the deviled eggs, but just know, Joey. Yes, just know that I have the latest tupperware deviled eggs carrier with the double bottom for the hwore derves. It even has a center bit for the dip!
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
exactly, angel_i, it's really nonsensical to be "mad" at people for being "different" and then slap them down when they want to be the "same"
The other thing is again....why does anyone give a fuck what people do in their private moments anyway. I really could not give a shit what grown people elect to do with their own genitals.
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
He was totally cleaning out my chim chimney
yesterday. go fuck off george.
oh wait i get it you and brad lick my pitts
are having a stache growing contest?
Submitted by jussayin on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 10:27pm.
what I don't understand is people who call homosexuality deviant and disgusting and immoral and all but then want to deny homosexuals committed loving monogamous relationships.
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Wow. I was just thinking about this shit today. it's almost like they want to keep them in that "immoral" place.
As though they think it would be dangerous for people to observe homos doing boring shit like shopping and dropping off kids at school and wearing beige. Like - if they give them this then they can't say: "O - homos just party all the time and fuck everyone!" because it would be so obviously untrue. Now - it may be untrue but it still can't be obvious.
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