Wednesday, November 12th 2008

Who Is NeNe's Daddy?

Last night on "Real Housewives of Atlanta" NeNe began the journey to find who her real father is by getting a DNA sample at some storefront in a strip mall called ANY TEST. Damn. The place looked like it used to be an H&R Block and then it went out of business and ANY TEST took over the lease. Couldn't they have been more discreet? Everyone knows what you're up to when you're strolling into ANY TEST. They should've named that shit "Good News/Bad News" or "You Are Not The Father" or "Maury's Place."

Anyway, NeNe got her cheek swabbed at ANY TEST and they sent it off to Seattle to check the results with the DNA sample belonging to Curtis, the dude she always thought was her daddy. SPOILER ALERT! (In my best Maury voice) Curtis is not the father!! NeNe found out that there's a 0% chance that she was came from Curtis' sperm. Now NeNe must find out who her real father is! Dramatic shit. If this was a soap opera, NeNe would find out that her daddy is Kim's Big Pappa. Or better yet, she would find out that her real father is Kim's wig!

NeNe don't need a daddy, she has the alwas precious Dwight Eubanks. Below is a clip of NeNe and her main homegirl getting matching French pedicures on their pretty feet while Dwight tells her his secret to looking gorgeous at 50. They also talk about Sheree's busted ass fashion "viewing party" to debut her new line. To prove she's an independent woman, Sheree started her own fashion line "He/She by Sheree" without anybody's help! Well, except for her husband. He paid for it. And the help of a sketch artist, seamstress, publicist, life coach and who knows who else. Basically, Sheree didn't do shit!


Posted by: Michael K


littlelisa4444's picture

I love that Michael K is doing commentary for this show....it's freaking brill!!!

KurlyHairedB's picture

Am addicted to this show, can't seem to avert my eyes.....loved it when Sheree said that she wanted her ex-hubby to see what she has become and that she has done it without him. Too bad she has accomplished this... with HIS MONEY!!!!!!!!!!! That Dwight guy made me spit coke out my nose when he was going on about the "fashion show with no fashion, dreadful".

Bjork You's picture

J'adore the Nene and Dwight show!

Sheree is pure, concentrated evil, and Kim is a big pig.

moriah's picture

I love when they're on the boat and Kim says that she paid her chef a lot of money to make those whore-durvs. I had to rewind it to make sure I heard her right. Every last one of them bitches are nouveau riche with zero class, but I still love it.

ClooneyisMahBoo's picture

I watched this last night and was LMAO over Dwight when he kept saying "how dreadful". Any Test is funny as $hit.

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stake_spike's picture

This has been the most soap opera Real Housewives yet. Bravo must be creaming themselves. I'm gussing they'll be back for another season. Let's just hope they don't go changing people out like they keep doing to the Orange County women.

d-nice's picture

Ne-Ne all the way!
Can't stand Kim, the way she talks about herself like she is so modest but she is flaunting & trying to make herself more important than she really is.

She is so far up Sheree's butt, she is trying so hard to be her friend, because "they are so alike". Sheree is not attractive in any way she is vile, and is a man I swear.

Love the drama, wasn't even following but I caught up during the marathon because I couldn't figure out how A could be cool. NY is lame, because the ladies are too OLD, and the hags in LA are OLD but refurbed so I can stand to look at the crows at least.

mina's picture

Thanks for the update, I missed it last night. That ANY TEST is some funny shit. I live in the A and have never heard of that place.

jiggywiddit's picture

Mega Gross.

Big Poppa is Kanye. He doesn't live with Kim cuz she don't like ho's peeing on her white carpet.

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Submitted by shandi on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 4:52pm.
I would also love to know who Big Pappa is.
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My Internet sleuthing has yielded me this result "Lee Najjar(sp)" his wife's name is also Kim. Feel free to Google him. His son is friends with Brody Jenner.

Tigerlilly's picture

I just gotta say in defense of NeNe, any place that advertises as "Any Test" is top notch...you know, like when you travel though rural America and see a place on the highway that advertises as "Eat"...Yeah, you gonna get quality food at "Eat", cuz the name says it all...EAT... and you gonna get some top notch medical care at "Any Test" too. Word...

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~ You only live once that you remember ~Submitted by Tubereuse on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:28pm.

Submitted by Janet Buttimer on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 8:00pm.

I want to buy Kim's CD. Love that "Tightrope" song of hers. She has the prettiest voice in the world. Oh hair, too.

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And most of all, she's just nice. A role model for women everywhere. I hope Michelle Obama's watching this show so she'll know how to represent us.

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Tubereuse's picture

Submitted by Janet Buttimer on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 8:00pm.

I want to buy Kim's CD. Love that "Tightrope" song of hers. She has the prettiest voice in the world. Oh hair, too.

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And most of all, she's just nice. A role model for women everywhere. I hope Michelle Obama's watching this show so she'll know how to represent us.

NehkohCat's picture

HAHAHA, Michael K. you are off the chain for this post! I was literally in tears while reading this, from laughing so freakin' hard!

ITSKTBITCH's picture

I have to say Sheree bugs me the most. Her and Kim are so FUG... they look like trannys truly. I mean Kim is always telling Sheree how beautiful she is and I'm like.. wtf? Do you have eyes? I do love them though but none compare to Nene! Her husband is always giving her the side eye but he's super nice! Lisa is probably the most normal though and the girl who is married to Eric Snow because she is from Deeetroit!!!

Janet Buttimer's picture

I was half expecting the Any Test swab lady to sell NeNe a Slurpee and Nachos on the way out.

I want to buy Kim's CD. Love that "Tightrope" song of hers. She has the prettiest voice in the world. Oh hair, too.

dee-lite's picture

I finally watched this *ish and I gotta tell ya, I'm not thoroughly convinced that NeNe isn't a drag queen. If it is a gurl, she's more than a little rough around the edges.

Others have said it and I agree: NeNe and Dwight need their own show! Also, NeNe has the best family life out of all of them. Sheree and Kim could learn a thing or two from her.

i don't like the oc ones. they're way to plastic and boring. the nyc ones blew my mind. what a bunch of weird retarded women they were.
the hotlanta are my fav.

u know who has ugly tits? audrina patridge. u can tell they're the long pendulous kind. she's really kinda ugly and weird looking.

lea8199's picture

i cannot stand kim and sheree.. im glad her "viewing" was a fking disaster!!!!!!!!!!!! team nene all the way!

madam ex's picture

Oh lord, this show is so fucking ridiculous, I watched the Orange County ones and I watched the New York ones, the OC one's are the best and that's not saying much at all.

StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

Why does everyone complain how much they spend, so what!!! I don't think properties in Atlanta is that much compare to New York, and California. The taxes alone could be the cost of one home in Atlanta. I don't think they spend enough. In the new O.C. housewives they show one of the housewives buying a boat and another one buying 64,000 ring. The New York ladies had an apt in the city and a house in the hamptons. I like nene's titties they are big, plump, juicy and natural compare to sherres titties looking hard and the curvature of her breast looks grouse. Why do women think hard titties in the middle is attractive?

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

Rican35's picture

I just caught the marathon of this show last nite. I watched every last one cuz, you know, my boo Anderson likes it too. I have to say I had a mighty awesome Tuesday nite!!! I love NeNe and her busted weave/wig/pet, or whatever is going on on her head.

anytest does all kinds of lab work. i'm sure drs. send people there all the time to get blood drawn for a variety of reasons. also people getting pee and blood tests for drugs.

did you hear kim whore her way into sheree's heart by calling her beautiful a dozen times last week?
kim is a pro.

sheree does look very mannish. i think sheree is kim's personal gay.

soul's picture

"ANYTEST", ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
if Sheree is so independent, why did she invite her ex to the "viewing"..
3X A DAY.alone. ;)

Candy's picture

One more episode and its over. Damn.
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happyface's picture

Sheree looks like Denzel Washington in drag. Anyone else agree?

yeah deshawn really is kinda dumb, but she's not evil so she can stay. I really want Kim and Sheree it FEEL the ownage.

Coffy1978's picture

How the hell she stroll into a bootleg joint to take a DNA test? Don't she have money!? LOL smdh

NeNe has a wonderful husband and sweet kids.
I was sad when she found out it wasn't Curtis. I like NeNe. Kim is trash and Sheree is a dumb bitch. How many more episodes are there? It looks like next week Sheree gets more of a shutdown regarding her tacky clothing line.

Candy's picture

Chile please. We all know Sheree paid none of those people to help her sketch those clothes and carve out that ice. That's why her horse ass got owened!!

Bravo needs to sriously dump those other bitches. The back-stabbing gossiping Lisa who pretends like she's so innocent but reports everything back to her Master Sheree. (Lisa, please check on your other children I'm sure they miss you) Possum haired whore for pay Kim, Dumb as rocks DeShawn and Sarah Jessica Parker's fraternal twin Sheree. Dump them all and bring on NeNe and Dwight!


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TEE's picture

At first Glance I thought NEW YORK was on the screen!

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

a) He sounds exactly like Cleveland from Family Guy.
b) There is no way in stinky hell he gets laid three times a day. Sorry dude but self-given ego boosts really do not reflect positively on you.

Submitted by Incognito on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 4:59pm.

Yes? That's why she needs to be tested. They gotta do her, and whoever she thinks might be her father. If it was for her kids, she wouldn't need to be tested, unless she lost track of who came outta her va jay jay.

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lahlah's picture

I love NeNe.

Saggy titties, busted weave and all.

Submitted by shandi on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 4:52pm

Sure, but at what cost? I've had offers of being "kept" like that. On call for threesomes and anal sex, not allowed to go out together in public, having to dress like a slut 24/7. No thank you.

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Incognito's picture

what are you all talking about? she's not the one who needs to test. she's trying to find out who HER father is. Not her children's father

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They're dragging this out. The person who wrote the letter stated who NeNe's real father is.

I love when Sheree's husband kept saying "She might just do something!" Because you know she's never done anything but be waited on. She probably nickle-and-dimed the sample maker and that's why the clothes came out bad.

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the_original_shortright's picture

*letting out my inner bitch*
if nene is such great friends with her homo hair stylist how come he hasn't told her that her weave looks like shit? you can spot that damned thing from a mile away. at least kim's is somewhat plausible (still atrocious). nene's you can see in the front where it's sewn into her real hair. not to mention that black women do not NATURALLY have gold hair.
bitch needs a reality check about her hair and her attitude and her tits. they hang to her belly button and they are NOT sexy especially when she wears a v-neck shirt and no bra.
*puts the inner bitch back in the cage*

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Nene is so ugly.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?

shandi's picture

I would also love to know who Big Pappa is. It's disgusting when so many of us are having a hard time financially, and Kim can just go write a check for a new truck and buy some $14,000 bracelet. It really is a disgusting display of wealth, and you can tell that Kim just LOVES to show it off.

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Dallas's picture

Now, there is a twist...........Big Poppa is NeNe's father and he is leaving evrything to her in his will!

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Submitted by Cindyloo on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 4:45pm.
I want to know who "big poppa" is for Kim. It's got to be a much older man who is bankrolling her ass.
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There are a lot of rumours that it is Lee Najjar, real estate developer.

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Cindyloo's picture

I want to know who "big poppa" is for Kim. It's got to be a much older man who is bankrolling her ass.

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shandi's picture

I saw this show on TV the other night and actually watched some of it. Sheree and Kim were having dinner together and I noticed they both had these unnaturally thin, long, hooked noses that did NOT look good on either of them. And then they kept talking about how great they were. If you have to talk about yourself and how wonderful you are, odds are, you are not wonderful at all.

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Tubereuse's picture

Sheree has a man body. At least she's not rocking Vadge-veins, but she has big nostrils and is hateful.

Auntie Mame's picture

NeNe's personal Gay is just Faaaaaaaabulous! I want him!

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missy's picture

I think Kim's wig is my real father, too.
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Erika.'s picture

Lol this show cracks me up, at first I admit I didn't want to like it but yeah...NeNe rocks!

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