Wednesday, November 12th 2008

Marky Mark's Nephew Looked Like Kate Moss

Marky Mark and his third nipple posed a topless Kate Moss back in the 90s for that Calvin Klein shit. Marky didn't have to worry about having a boner accident during the shoot, because he wasn't into Kate's boy body.

He told Nuts Magazine (via The Sun), "It was OK. I wasn’t into the waif thing. She kind of looked like my nephew. I mean she’s beautiful – she’s a very pretty nephew – but I’m more into curvy women.....and say hi to your mutha for me." He didn't say that last part. Okay, he probably did, but not on record.

I'm sure the feeling was mutual. Marky Mark has a body built for hitting it from the front, but he has a face that could a pacifier and a head that's missing a dunce cap.

Posted by: Michael K


Miss Thang's picture

omg i'd lick him from head to toe.. that's one sexy mutha

parissucksliterally's picture

well, Mark would not like me then. Not many curves on this body.

I agree snowy. He is a good actor.

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islandgirl's picture

With or without a third nipple, his bosoms are still bigger than hers.

xox snowy

I don't know if he has a giant tool but he is one.

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LOL IG
Marky Mark is hot and I think he's a pretty good actor.
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Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 2:01pm.
Submitted by chilly0047 on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 2:00pm.

I hope you get herpes and die
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HAHAHAHA love it!

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loozer's picture

Umm. He has a face that could what a pacifier?
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Where's the nubbin? Is she covering it?

Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 2:01pm.
Submitted by chilly0047 on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 2:00pm.

I hope you get herpes and die.

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ROTFLMAO..

"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"

mmmm marky mark. one hot motherfucker.
um - im confused "she's a very pretty nephew"? i thought girls were nieces?

Miss Priss's picture

Man this just reminded me of the Good Vibrations days. Good times. Marky Maark was so hawt.

I've always thought Kate Moss was no beauty. Just like Gisele Buttchin. Great legs, that's all

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Kate has always been a gross ho but now she's a used-up gross ho.
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Submitted by chilly0047 on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 2:00pm.

I hope you get herpes and die.

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Salem13's picture

Umm isn't his fiance a...model? And from the pictures I've seen of her (in her modeling days) she isn't exactly "curvy".

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Nanners's picture

Kate used to be pretty. Now when I see her I just think "old cokehead".

Mark has got FUG with age.

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islandgirl's picture

I wonder if Marky breastfeeds his chilluns with his third nipple? :)

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

Kate Moss is considered pretty? Wow.
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Creepella's picture

Marky! You HOT slut

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