Wednesday, November 12th 2008
Marky Mark's Nephew Looked Like Kate Moss
Marky Mark and his third nipple posed a topless Kate Moss back in the 90s for that Calvin Klein shit. Marky didn't have to worry about having a boner accident during the shoot, because he wasn't into Kate's boy body.
He told Nuts Magazine (via The Sun), "It was OK. I wasn’t into the waif thing. She kind of looked like my nephew. I mean she’s beautiful – she’s a very pretty nephew – but I’m more into curvy women.....and say hi to your mutha for me." He didn't say that last part. Okay, he probably did, but not on record.
I'm sure the feeling was mutual. Marky Mark has a body built for hitting it from the front, but he has a face that could a pacifier and a head that's missing a dunce cap.
I don't find Marky Mark sexy at all. He was okay in the Departed though. First time I thought he did an adequate job as an actor.
Kate Moss never looked good and I will never understand how this pinch faced woman became rich through her looks. Shows how much out of touch these fashunz people are with reality if that's what they try to sell as beauty.
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Submitted by Alex222 on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:03am.
he's hot and he should have kept his 3rd nipple.
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He did, she's sitting right next to him. :))
he's hot and he should have kept his 3rd nipple.
Submitted by Keane on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 4:15pm.
Really sorry to disappoint as you all seem to be appreciating the Mark quite a bit today but rumour has it he's a closet case - shags his personal trainer on the side.
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Mmmmmm...bisexual! Even better!
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Mark Walberg is hot. Never thought "flat ironing board" fugly Kate Moss was anything but a white man's sick dream of a little boy. Women fell for this look, produced by gay men in the fashion industry...hey, she's got a marginal face, no boobs, no ass, no period, perfect.
Are you kidding me, michael k? Mark wahlberg is fucking hot no matter which way you look at him. He may be a tard, but he's beautiful in the face as well as the body. He kind of looks like my dad, actually, wait, I might have a problem.
I love both them Wahlberg boys,yum.
I never liked the waif look either but Kate Moss was hot back then and she still is sexy as hell.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Spiffy - uh why would it be wishful thinking sorry - don't quite get your logic? I'm not a gay man if thats what you were thinking. Its actually based on an item on another website about him and his personal trainer. Maybe he's bi who knows, but I remember reading that he definitely likes the guys.
@Keane
Your posted rumor about Mark being gay seems to be based on wishful thinking rather than fact. I know a woman who dated him for six months. The guy isn't gay. However, he is completely paranoid about catching a disease and is so fearful about condoms breaking that he'd change his condom at least three times during sex.
And it was so good I just had to say it twice!!
Really sorry to disappoint as you all seem to be appreciating the Mark quite a bit today but rumour has it he's a closet case - shags his personal trainer on the side. His quote is actually pretty hilarious in the light of it - she looked like a pretty nephew and I wasn't into it - yeah right Marky, aure you won't! Sorry to be the popper of a lot of MM dreams/fantasies, but am pretty sure he bats for the other side a la Travolta/Cruise/Smith etc but has a family for appearance's sake. Hate to be the bearer of bad tidings but male actors who don't seem to be obvious man-whore's are more often than not great big homos!
Really sorry to disappoint as you all seem to be appreciating the Mark quite a bit today but rumour has it he's a closet case - shags his personal trainer on the side. His quote is actually pretty hilarious in the light of it - she looked like a pretty nephew and I wasn't into it - yeah right Marky, aure you won't! Sorry to be the popper of a lot of MM dreams/fantasies, but am pretty sure he bats for the other side a la Travolta/Cruise/Smith etc but has a family for appearance's sake. Hate to be the bearer of bad tidings but male actors who don't seem to be obvious man-whore's are more often than not great big homos!
Ugh. I'd like to hit him with a baseball bat.
Submitted by eszter on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 3:34pm.
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They're implying that they slept with your mum.
the DUDE! abides...
He's preaching to the choir here. I've always thought Moss was a hag.
someone pretty pl explain to me what's with all this "and say hi to your mother" stuff
i've wanted to know ever since SNL
which was a while back
and i still don't know
gdamn he's hot, too bad he's on the short side! lol
God, I love Mrak Wahlberg...thrid nipple and all. And on a side note: Am I the only one noticing the numerous typos in MK's posts today? Damn MK, it's only Wednesday and you're already slipping..let's get it together sweety..the weekend is almost here, I promise =)
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mmmm love that sexy wigga/boston boy thing he has going on
Rotten Egg. You are correct and like Jamie his first fame was from wearing a dress on TV.
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Submitted by DUDE on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 2:35pm.
Kate has always looked like she has really bad halitosis.
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As well as a stuck fart.
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Mark Wahlberg has never done anything for me or my cooch except wanting to slap the smug out of him.
He's not my type, but he's kinda hot. I'd probably hit it if he kept his mouth either shut or on my chocha. (Did I just say that? It's staying because I feel dirty today!)
And it's always nice to hear a man say they appreciate a curvy woman. I'll never tire of hearing THAT.
he could hit it from the front, back, side, middle or wherever. Ill tweak all three nipples while he is doin it to.
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Oh, MK. But he's handsome. Or was, and yes, a good actor.
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You forgot Tom Hanks. He used to do cheesy comedy-romantic comedy films before he did Philadelphia and became a serious actor.
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Submitted by missy on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 2:34pm.
sugaroo, you might be right, and again, youre right.. roxbury, dorchester, same deal with the racial divides and violence..
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Kate has always looked like she has really bad halitosis.
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by missy on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 2:28pm.
hes from dorchester ma which is hugely racially divided and a very violent city.
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Really? I thought he was from Roxbury. Meh. Same thing.
sugaroo, you might be right, and again, youre right.. roxbury, dorchester, same deal with the racial divides and violence..
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Submitted by loozer on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 2:25pm.
That's exactly what I was about to write. He does seem like a bit of a douchebag, but I like him anyway because he managed to go from being a joke to a respected actor. You don't see Vanilla Ice doing that.
Submitted by The C word on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 2:23pm.
I'd be pissed if I was his nephew.
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No kidding lol.
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Vintage Marky:
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"It was OK. I wasn’t into the waif thing. She kind of looked like my nephew. I mean she’s beautiful – she’s a very pretty nephew – but I’m more into curvy women.....and say hi to your mutha for me."
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MK, you're killng me today.
PS. and I LIKE his face, bitch!
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Submitted by la coocaracha on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 2:27pm.
not defending him, or racism, but hes from dorchester ma which is hugely racially divided and a very violent city.
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I remember seeing a behind the music on him and they said he was in some kinda racist gang or something like that. Hes an ass.
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You have to give Marky props for one of the most succesfull image make-overs ever. He went from cheesy pop-rapper/underwear model to Oscar nominated actor. It is as amazing as Jamie Foxx's path from Wanda the Ugly Girl to Oscar winner.
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Submitted by missy on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 2:22pm.
MK had a three martini lunch.
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and the green salad with the butane dressing.
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and stale Mother's cookies for dessert.
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One puppy is trying to bite another puppies pee pee off!!!! I would scream too
He has a great body, no doubt. But he seems to have taken over where Sean Penn left off for being the "bad boy, I hate the paps, go on SNL and try to be funny" guy.
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Old Bullet Nips is so fucking ugly and I just don't get how she became a supermodel.
Submitted by missy on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 2:22pm.
MK had a three martini lunch.
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and the green salad with the butane dressing.
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I'd be pissed if I was his nephew.
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mmmmmmm, Marky Mark. makes me want to lick my computer screen.
MK had a three martini lunch.
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"but he has a face that could a pacifier and a head that's missing a dunce cap."
Not sure what that says.........marky mark is doable in my book
What does curvy mean exactly??? and whats up with your typing MK?
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