Wednesday, November 12th 2008

Not Everbody Loves Brad Garrett


Hairy giant Brad Garrett was leaving Dan Tana's restaurant in West Hollywood last night when the paparazzi started taking pictures of him. I don't know why? Maybe they were trying to keep the Bigfoot hoax alive.

Brad is known for getting all bitchy with the paps, so it wasn't much of a surprise when he started hitting at the cameras and telling them to get "a real job." The paps kept egging him on and Brad finally told them to put their shit down so they all could do the douche hustle. Unfortunately, they never got into it and Brad ended up waddling to his car.

According to TMZ, someone (probably one of the paps) filed a police report against Brad and the cops are looking into it.

Watching this video reminds me of high school all over again. I'm the kid sitting at the green round table (aka "special people" table) laughing at all the douchebags pumping up their chests at each other. I had to be careful not to laugh too loud, because one time both of the dick bags noticed and turned on me! I had to grab my retainer wrapped in a napkin from the table and run my gay ass to my chola friends for protection.

Posted by: Michael K


He called himself a journalist?? rotflmao..that's the longest I remember

Sassy's picture

heehehehheee

and resorts to doing informercials with the ShamWow guy.

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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 3:07pm.

"Stalking stuffers"??

LOLOL

tell me that wasn't a typo.

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Bondagebarbie's picture

Somebody tell this asshole his 15 minutes are up.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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What Stock Broker said.

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Who the hell wants to hire this hairy Big Foot anyway? I hated the show he was on...Everybody Love Douchebag Raymond.

This asshose will be begging for the attention of the paps when his movie and tv roles dry up....and resorts to doing informercials with the ShamWow guy.

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Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:18pm.

MK - YES! Yes! Yes! Write that book! You have a built-in webbase. By Christmas you think?! Stalking stuffers!

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"Stalking stuffers"??

LOLOL

tell me that wasn't a typo.
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Submitted by applehead on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 2:50pm.

Yeah, I noticed that too. However, if I was famous and rich and, at my age, could get some cute guy in his early 20's to go on a date with me, I would do it. Oh, did I leave out if I was single? I always forget that part. lol!

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Submitted by Ms. Caligula: "Who the hell is Brad Garrett? Is he that Lurch-looking dude from "Everybody Loves Raymond"? Speaking of which, why in the hell does "Everybody Love Raymond"? I don't."

Me neither. Well, I liked the mean old people on it. But that show was so toxic. Everyone was mean and nasty to each other. I couldn't relate to a single character on that show. I just kept wondering why Debra didn't leave Ray or why they didn't just move the fuck away from the parents.

Submitted by Mopa on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 2:25pm.

Sorry, gotta stick up for Brad on this one. If you saw the whole video (I saw it at TMZ), it's alot longer than this one and Brad held it together and was fine for a long time. These paparazzi really went too far. It was obvious that he just wanted to be left alone and was waiting for his car. He tried to go get away, but they kept hounding and tormenting him. How many friggin pictures do they need of someone standing waiting anyway?

Ditto that! Also, he had a gal with him that looked REAL young...

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 2:31pm.
Pudge and I saw his standup act a few months ago...he is one fucked up mtherfucker, no doubt about it.

How so?

Burgens's picture

Would someone please shit this cling-on turd Brad Garrett all the way out and flush? What a loser!

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

I loved Brad as Robert Barone and he was phenomenal in a TV movie about Jackie Gleason, for which he earned an Emmy Award nomination and a Screen Actors Guild Award nomination for Outstanding Actor in a Movie or Miniseries.
However...
Pudge and I saw his standup act a few months ago...he is one fucked up mtherfucker, no doubt about it.

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Sorry, gotta stick up for Brad on this one. If you saw the whole video (I saw it at TMZ), it's alot longer than this one and Brad held it together and was fine for a long time. These paparazzi really went too far. It was obvious that he just wanted to be left alone and was waiting for his car. He tried to go get away, but they kept hounding and tormenting him. How many friggin pictures do they need of someone standing waiting anyway?

I would have lost it alot sooner than he did.

Oh, and I don't even like Brad and have never seen anything with him in it.

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These television actors have such difficult lives. Besides the bi-weekly awards shows that are dedicated to the taxing work that they do a year, they truly are the unsung heroes of the modern age.

Who else but an actors, or perhaps a willing chimp, could stand when they are told, and speak what is written in front of them? God bless these people; theirs is the only job that I could possibly consider to be 'real'.

All memorial days dedicated to honouring fallen war veterans should be henceforth be held as a celebration of our brave sitcom actors, who work tirelessly - sometimes as much as THREE MONTHS of a year - on their craft.

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I never liked Brad Garrett. This is a perfect example of why I don't. Just get in your car like everyone else, smile and wave and leave.

He wanted to start a fight because he has an empty life. He's not a good actor so he should be happy someone's taking his picture. I'm surprise Tyra Banks didn't walk by and grab his arm and start posing. Just pose, let them snap away and go home.

It's that simple.

He and David Schwimmer to me are the most worthless "actors", and I do use that term loosely, ever to be on television. And exactly why is he worth photographing?

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LMAO at MK's story. You need to write a book, boy! And you're such a good kid to remember your retainer. I accidently threw TWO away.

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He is busy with his online dating thing, His profile was seen at the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^ yesterday.

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Brad is too big.

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Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:57pm.
I always find it highly ironic when actors scream "Get a real job!" at the papparazzi. Um, you don't have real jobs either, hobags, and you get paid millions for them. Boo fucking hoo, you have to let people take pictures.
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Hahaaha! Agree!

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Loud mouth, angry, drunk, piece of dough...

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Hysteria's picture

MK - YES! Yes! Yes! Write that book! You have a built-in webbase. By Christmas you think?! Stalking stuffers! ;D

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Beth4's picture

MK you are so funny. You really should write a book, or do stand up comedy. I would definitely to pay good $$$ to see you.

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Mel-Tang - I think Kate Gosselin's face alone is quite an ugly truth.

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Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:57pm.
I always find it highly ironic when actors scream "Get a real job!" at the papparazzi. Um, you don't have real jobs either, hobags, and you get paid millions for them. Boo fucking hoo, you have to let people take pictures. I highly doubt BRAD GARRETT is hounded by the paps 24/7. Get the fuck over it, douche.

LMAO!!! EXACTLY!!!

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Who the hell is Brad Garrett? Is he that Lurch-looking dude from "Everybody Loves Raymond"? Speaking of which, why in the hell does "Everybody Love Raymond"? I don't.

Our school was pretty awesome. Everyone laughed at the jocks and cheerleaders, and the smart, nerdy kids were the ones to emulate and be friends with. The bigger the nerd, the "cooler" they were.

"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"

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He could have stayed home.
He could have ignored them.
He could have been grateful anyone cares still.

He will be living off residuals for the next billion years, so Brad, go home, butt fuck with your Emmy's and STFU.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Michael K, I gotta stop reading your posts at work. My boss hears me laughing every two seconds and wonders why I'm not doing work.

PS: Ricki Lake, I love when people use the word "hobags." That also made me laugh.

"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:57pm.

Ahaha, bitch you know it!

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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard

I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.

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Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:57pm.

I always find it highly ironic when actors scream "Get a real job!" at the papparazzi. Um, you don't have real jobs either, hobags, and you get paid millions for them. Boo fucking hoo, you have to let people take pictures. I highly doubt BRAD GARRETT is hounded by the paps 24/7. Get the fuck over it, douche.

Absolootamundo! Get a real job? Damn thespians!
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Sticka: I, too, despised that show. While "Music and Lyric" amused me, I did not like him in it. He's a mediocre actor with a bad temper.

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mmmm fuzzyslippers has a sexy avie

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ricki lake's picture

I always find it highly ironic when actors scream "Get a real job!" at the papparazzi. Um, you don't have real jobs either, hobags, and you get paid millions for them. Boo fucking hoo, you have to let people take pictures. I highly doubt BRAD GARRETT is hounded by the paps 24/7. Get the fuck over it, douche.

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Ahhh, I love retainer stories. I still have to wear mine, even though I got my braces off fucking 5-6 years ago. I used to piss off my orthodontist because I NEVER, EVER washed them. Haha!

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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard

I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.

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He should be yelling, "I'M NOT AN ANIMAL!"

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I never understood who, what, where and why that show was popular in the first place. Was cbs paying people or neilsen rating people to watch that show?

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

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Wow, he's a douche with a capitol bag.
I feel he started the fight on purpose, he's being a big fame ho!

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Patricia Heaton has no belly button!

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I hated that stupid show he was on.

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Pick up my guitar and play

Brad isn't busy dating online. That bitch is busy in my bedroom.

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This over-grown roid should be grateful people still recognise him.

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Fuck Brad Garrett. When I see him or Ray Romano or Patricia Heaton I think of stuff I've read about them in their real lives and what creeps they really are.
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Sluttsville's picture

He should be yelling "I am not a monster"!

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MK- WRITE A BOOK!!!!! DO IT!

♥Tron

Looks like someone was trying way to hard to impress his teenage girlfriend.

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MK I remember that lunch table very well. It was called the loser table. I never made any eye contact with anyone and kept to myself, they only way I survived school lunches.

And Brad Garrett needs to learn to just keep on walking.

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Oh lord this frenkenfucker is an angry one.

Would have been better had he been yelling, "FIRE BAD ARGGGHHHHH"

Paint him green, screw some bolts in his neck, call it a b movie.
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oops! typos. I meant "pics of him" and "limelight" --you probably got it anyway. ha!

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M.K- You are so freaking hysterical..."special people table"... Please write a biography ro something where your fans can laugh for like 200 pages or 50. Whatever. Funny...