Wednesday, November 12th 2008

Morning Wood

Oh, Sasha Fierce, that motorcycle fuckery should've stayed in George Michael's video - ONTD

Roger Moore
thinks the new Bond movies are too violent. What does he expect? Puppy dogs and rainbows? - Celebitchy

The "Arrested Development" movie is on again - Mollygood

WTF does $800 underwear look like? - I'm Not Obsessed

Brit Brit takes sickly JJ to the alligator farm - ICYDK

"Days of Our Lives" is not getting canceled - SOW

This kid is awesome. Tommy Girl is so going to try and adopt him - Videogum.

The rappin' granny is turning 90! - Popbytes

Posted by: Michael K


Beyonce is one annoying ho. I wanna staple her mouth shut and roll her off a cliff. Solange is so much cooler. She sang the theme song for Proud Family on Disney. It's better than anything Beyondinsane has ever done.

"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"

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@Snowpiece I think B is wearing a Gothic Rosary bracelet in that picture. Oops I mean Sasha Fierce is...

http://www.gothrosary.com/index.cfm

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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:44am
Ha! I love the "delusional" aspect of the definition.

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God she's ridiculous.

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Gonnaburn...'s picture

Thanks Snow. What a fuck. If I were changing to a "stage name," it wouldn't be that of a porn dominatrix.

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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:41am.

Ina line or two, would someone PLEASE tell me why Beyonce is billing herself as Sasha Fierce?

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Because everyone is bored shitless with Beyonce.
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Wow. Beyonce has discovered Thierry Mugler. How nice.
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Arrested Development movie better be as brill as the TV show and not some suckfest.

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Gonnaburn,
One word. Megalomania.

ON TOPIC: I heard a GM song last night. Homosexual nutter or not, he had some great shit!

I've had enough of danger
People on the streets
I'm looking out for Angels
Just tryin to find some peace
I think its time
That you let me know
So if you love me, say you love me
But if you don't just let me go

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Did Beyonce think no-one would notice the Mr. Muggler outfit? I remembered when it came down the runway and then the video. With all the copycat she does how does she really think people think that she can write a song. She's turning more into a douche bag every minute of the day.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

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Gonnaburn:
http://dlisted.com/node/28914
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I think that's the outfit that B wears when Jay-Z rides her from behind.

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:41am.
LMAO @LoLo

Im sofa king! We tard it!

get it? ha ha durrrrrrr lolo stupid ha ha ah

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ha ha the gator farm, they also picked up some dinner while there

MK please post more about Solange and less about Bouncy!
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Gonnaburn...'s picture

Ina line or two, would someone PLEASE tell me why Beyonce is billing herself as Sasha Fierce?

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LMAO @LoLo

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Submitted by LoLo on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:39am.

I made up a story about her in her garbage can dress saying she beat up a ballerina troop and like made people call her Rosie fromt eh Jetsona and sht.

She is a musical Tyra, you know an annoying dumb ass/
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Only her ego is about 16 times bigger than Tyra's. Fuck, why can't she just fuck off. She makes me say fuck too much. Hate her. All of her songs sound exactly the same.

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JJ probably finds the alligator farm pretty boring after late nights at Tao and Pure.

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George Micheal was the shit
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:37am.

Ahhhhh ha ha ha ha

I made up a story about her in her garbage can dress saying she beat up a ballerina troop and like made people call her Rosie from the Jetsons and sht.

She is a musical Tyra, you know an annoying dumb ass.

edit i did that with my foot
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Fuck Yeah Arrested Development movie!

Beyonce is not worthy of Thierry Mugler. Fuck I miss the 90s.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KXj2TudPCYU
One of my favorites.

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Submitted by missy on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:35am.

so Sasha Fierce sucks as much as Beeyawncy does. WHy did she need a new name to be the same egocentric ass-twat?
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I know! Maybe she thought it would make her seem edgy or something? All it does is make her look like an even bigger arsehole. xox

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So wtf. She can't come up w/ her own flashy motorcycle top.. she has to rip off George Michael.. Whom I used to be in love w/!! I remember, I swooned over his videos, and that girl that was against the Jukebox in that video also.. OMG.. Hotness!! But not so much anymore about him!!

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GOTDAYUMIT I AM SO EFFWORDING SICK OF BEYONCE! FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! YOU'RE SO BLOODY LAME! MY FARTING ASSHOLE HAS MORE TALENT THAN YOU DO!

New York Times reported that her profiles were found on the famous millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^. It is amazing!

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I didn't even know DOOL was endangered. Thank goodness they kept it, although I would gladly trade it in to have Passions back.

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so Sasha Fierce sucks as much as Beeyawncy does. WHy did she need a new name to be the same egocentric ass-twat?
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Roger Moore says it's too violent and yet he says he threw crap across a room because someone had their rock music up too loud. Well then.

Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.

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Beyonce's (I refuse to participate in that Sasha Fierce nonsense) sexy face is her doody face.
And that Lil' Tommy Girl kicks ass! Tommy is probably kicking himself for not thinking of that himself.

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DIE BEYAWNCE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!!!!

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She must have stunk up the $300 underwear she bought herself!

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Hillbillie family at the alligator park. How shocking

Beyawnce is fucking stupid

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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich

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Too Funky she's not... GM did it better.
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