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HEY!!! that motorcycle bustier is from an OLD Thierry Mugler Collection from like 1992. You can actually see it featured in a George Michael video called "Too Funky" and it features famous Super Models like Tyra Banks (I think she was 17 then) and Linda Evangelista. Check it out here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXj2TudPCYU and go to the 1:13 mark.
Gee Beyonce, how original.

if my man every baught me home a pair of $800 underwear i would slap the shit out of him and tell him to take them back. i would then tell him to go and put that money towards our 3 months of backed up rent!

and beyonces a fuckin moron. she totaly takes the class and fun out of Mr. Muglers creation!

why the hell am i here?

from rotten egg:
$800 underwear is what dim people buy to make them feel rich and above everyone else. I don't buy overrated super expensive stuff just because they are hip or trendy. It's dumb. But what should I expect from most nouveau riche people who were poor and now have loads of cash?. Right?.

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can't beyuckce do something original for once in her life? and yeah. Mr Muglars outfit belongs and should always stay in george michaels video.

i hate beyonce.

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Annie: "was she a gift?"

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Is it sad that I am soooo excited that Days of our Lives hasn't been cancelled?? Yay, 18 more months of Sammi Brady! :P

that kid is fucking amazing...he's like officially the coolest person in canada. also the best dancer.

Sasha Transvestite. So annoying and so wack.

George Michael is the shit forever for that video. I miss The Supermodel. These model bitches today are boring.

$800 panties...dumb kid.

Vintage Mugler couture is only "fierce" if it didn't appear in the Too Funky video. Beyonce is a mess, seriously, what is her point? No amount of money in the world can take the tacky ghetto bitch out of her.

OMG, Now I know what happened here. Ty Ty Baby got her hands on that motorcycle bustier after doing the George Michael video shoot. Recently, she and her new protege Sasha Fierce were rummaging through Tyra's closet when they found this old Thierry Mugler number. C'Mon, the name Sasha Fierce has Ty Ty written all over it.

-How much you wanna bet Solange and Beyonce's "people" have a secret name that they made up for Sasha Fierce called "Sasha Shut the F*** Up?" They probbaly sit around and cackle about it behind closed doors..or when they are visiting Solo in the basement.

-Days of our Lives use to be my show back in middle school...rememeber when Marlena was possessed? Priceless! Then Passions came along and I lost interest.

-One word Roger Moore...cap.

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

oh shut your old piehole Roger Moore. NO ONE cares about your campy ass Bond movies anymore. ::rolling eyes::: like real secret agents and spies settle disputes by playing bridge or hugging it out. arrrgh. between that and Beyonce ripping off the hottest video EVER I want to smack someone.

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:20pm.

Way to go, Shitster. Take your already sick kid to a dirty petting zoo. Mom o' the year.
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*ahem* STILL not touching her! UGH.

PS. Beyonce is, like, the opposite of 'Fierce'. Destiny's Child was fierce. But she can't really do that by herself.

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I don't know, I can't get over the lameness of Sasha Fierce but that corset is pretty cool.

Screw bond movies, I just read Twilight and thats the movie I want to see!

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Can someone PLEASE tell Beyonce to fuck off already? Bitch is so played out and desperate. Ever since Jay-Z married her dumb ass, she's just getting more and more annoying. I guess Douchiness DOES rub off.

Chris Brown is an idiot! Hes gonna need that money in a few years when he gets thrown in the WASHED UP CHILD STARS trunk with Todd Bridges, Gary Coleman and them

I saw a commercial yesterday that said basement baby is supposed to be on some show one day this week. How did she get a job?

The ugly truth about Jon and Kate Gosselin:

http://gosselinswithoutpity.blogspot.com/

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Beyonce,, you better tell Sasha that she's a straight up copycat, cuz that shit ain't even original. George Michael's Freedom...damn, another childhood memory raped by your alter ego's ego.

And it's not the first time I've seen 'Sasha' copying stuff from other legends.

OMG, Beyonce's stylist saw this video and is now trying to make her, literally, as fierce as those iconic models of the '90s. Yeah, right. I guess she'll be seen next in the black patent leather hot pants or the fluffy white Big Bird headdress (which only someone with infinite cred like Linda Evangelista could pull off).

Didn't Beyonce or her stylist think that anyone would notice she's blatantly ripping off this video? Just because it came out in 1990 or '91 doesn't mean people have totally forgotten it! Jesus.

I also love the way her ass is conveniently in shadow in the photo above - what, you didn't want it hanging out of those little upholstered panties the way Emma did in the Michael video? Are you trying to hide something, "Sasha?"

Way to go, Shitster. Take your already sick kid to a dirty petting zoo. Mom o' the year.

The ugly truth about Jon and Kate Gosselin:

http://gosselinswithoutpity.blogspot.com/

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Here is the George Michael video, it is such a great vid!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTipyA3v9Xk

With her metal hand, Beyonce should have dressed as the hot pants cyborg girl from this video.

It has been a long time since I was ten, but unless times have changed, I mean completely opposite world, that kid is in for an ass kicking every day until he's at least 16.

Grace Jones should bitch-slap Beyonce.

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omg, the movie's back on! Arrested Development is so brilliant, that a two hour movie of it would totally make sense. I started watching right before the end of the second season, had no idea about the storylines, but the writing and actors were so freaking hilarious, it didn't matter.

GOB for the win!

I'm not an Arrested Development fan, but I'd be terrified if I were of the film.

The few episodes I watched make me think that a film of it wouldn't make sense, or am I wrong?

I can see the appeal for a fans of a canceled show. I mean, for years I waited to the day I'd wake up to a headline about the Golden Girls film, then I ended up just getting Sex & the City film ><

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Submitted by NovaNightly on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:14pm.

I seriously think that Beyonce is sick in the head. For her to all of a sudden come up with this stupid Sasha Fierce character and wear a metal glove whenever she is "channeling" that person.
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I recall Garth Brooks did the same thing. His alter ego was Chris Gaines. That concept album tanked like the Hindenburg.

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Alligator farm? You know damn well they killed a couple, and made some gator stew. Come and get it y'all!

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Whatch wanna bet she has to hold that piece in front of her. There is no way she can fit into that same piece as worn in George Michael's video. BTW Linda Evangelista could kick Sasha F's ass when it comes to being fierce.

Roger Moore's Bond was cheesy and campy. Daniel Craig could kick his ass too.

My little boys dreamed of going to aligator farms. We went to one when my boys were young. They still talk about how cool it was. This is the stuff boys live for. Yes it is tacky, but aligator farms are a kick for kids the age of SP and JJ.

$800 underwear... La Perla? they don't say what the brand was.

Who watches soaps anymore?

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

What as waste (on the Rhianna(sp?) expensive underwear). They may be $800 now, but as soon as they're stained, they'll be nothing more than period panties.

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Isnt there a disease with people with more than one personality? and dont they get medicated for it? and here is Boyence glamorizing her psychotic self

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

I seriously think that Beyonce is sick in the head. For her to all of a sudden come up with this stupid Sasha Fierce character and wear a metal glove whenever she is "channeling" that person. Um...its just WEIRD!! Next thing you know, she will be building an amusement park near her house and inviting all the neighborhood kids over for Jesus Juice.

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Michael K, did you see the news on The Onion that YouTube is having a contest for "actually good videos" and if chosen they will create a "Videos That Don't Suck" category (currently empty) at the top of the home page? I love the part that based on thousands of submissions so far, they may have to scrap the contest and keep the category empty.

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/youtube_contest_challenges_users

I just effin love Ellen Dow!! HB, you sweet lil memaw ;)

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Submitted by justice on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:01pm.
How many nuts and vag lips do you think Beyonce had in a vice to get the entire room to agree with this nonsense?
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I don't think that this ensemble was created for her, I think she tried to straddle a motorcycle and the damn thing just buckled under her.

Uhmmmmmmmm...The only thing Fierce about you Sasha is the effing joke that you've become.
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Beyonce: hmmm I am not too crazy about this look

$800 underwear = $50 bra and $750 for a publicist to say that you spent $800.

How many nuts and vag lips do you think Beyonce had in a vice to get the entire room to agree with this nonsense? It is perhaps the worst idea ever. It was done before by Mariah when she was at her nuttiest!

Write a song... of your OWN and make some music that people will play in 10 years time. How about that for an idea you artistically challenged artist?

--thanks awfully--

Loved Roger & Sean:
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But I don't mind Daniel Craig either....

http://timesonline.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/25/craig.jpg

She looks like she's trying hard to be sexy...and failed a big time...

Slutts, I still liked her until this "Sasha Fierce" crap.

Now, I'm on Team Basement Baby.

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If Beyonce doesn't do or doesn't wear ridiculous crap, then she's not Beyonce. Enought said.

The Bond movies aren't the only ones that are extremely violent, most movies today are. It's all about the violence and special effects. Forget about an intelligent plot or at least a plot that makes sense. Today it's all about stupid nonesense with violent characters who can do shit that defies logic and physics, like dodging bullets at the speed of light or who are capable almost of redirecting a bullet away from them with the tip of a finger.

$800 underwear is what dim people buy to make them feel rich and above everyone else. I don't buy overrated super expensive stuff just because they are hip or trendy. It's dumb. But what should I expect from most nouveau riche people who were poor and now have loads of cash?. Right?.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:55am.
B, stop embarrassing yourself already.
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Sorry PSL, you should have sent her that memo 2-3 years ago.

$800???? for some undies??? I still find it hard to pay over $50.00 for a bra lol

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B, stop embarrassing yourself already.

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Did she make you cry, make you break down
Shatter your illusion of love
Is it over now, do you know how, to pick up the pieces and go home...
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Brit Brit takes sickly JJ to the alligator farm - ICYDK
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Jaime-Lynne looks beat. You can bet grandmama Lynne isn't helping her ONE BIT with the baby. She's too busy promoting her shit book.

Beyonce, Tina Turner called and said 'We Don't Need Antoher Hero' girlfriend. If you want to remain 'one of the living', you 'better be good' and leave the Mad Max to 'The Best', Tina.

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"Sasha Fierce" should remember the unfortunate example of "Chris Gaines." Public personas don't wash with said public.

DUMBASS!

Submitted by Gonnaburn... on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:41am.

Ina line or two, would someone PLEASE tell me why Beyonce is billing herself as Sasha Fierce?
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Cuz she's a moron.

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Glad to know that I can still hang out in Salem. DOOL is a hard habit to break after 20+ years.

Why would anyone need $800 undies? That sickens me. You can spend $50 on the umentionables and give the other $750 to charity (or me).

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I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!