Salma Hayek Is A Breastfedding Addict
Salma Hayek will probably be getting thousands of letters from sick fuck dudes willing to suck on her magnificent leche balls in order to feed her addiction to breastfeeding. Salma said that she just can't stop breastfeeding her 13-month-old daughter Valentina.
She told Style Magazine (via FoxNews), "I'm like an alcoholic. It is like, I don't care if I cry, I don't care if I am fat, I am just going to do it for one more week, one more month, and then when I see how much good it is doing her and I can't stop. The myth that says you lose all this weight when you breastfeed! That is so not true! It's like, please, will everyone stop telling me I look really well."
Salma's chichis are the 8th World Wonder, so I care about their well-being. Salma must check herself into Promises before it's late. She's going to start traveling around the world, sticking her titty melon into the mouths of any baby she comes across. And when she runs out of babies, she's going to move on to toddlers and then... Well, hopefully it never gets to that.
Dear Salma, watch this clip below. Don't let this happen to you!!!
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dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:15pm.
Re: The whole sensual debate: When I was exploring my childbirth options, several women who had natural childbirth claimed to have orgasms when the baby crowned. I cannot imagine.
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I had natural childbirth with my second baby. No epidural, no nothing. It hurt like a @#!@*(^&^&#%^@*. Orgasms? Like hell. Those women were illegal lie tellers.
a synonym for sensual is carnal
" relating to or given to crude bodily pleasures and appetites"
that means fuckin. i seen dat.
so u'r all busted for gettin off on ur own kids.
let us move on.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:11pm.
Myths or old wive's tales aside, does breast milk at least does any good to a grown up child?. Taboos aside too
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From what I've read, the benefits of breastmilk diminishes as the child gets older and starts getting his or her main nutrition from solid foods.
But I could be wrong.
ok, so I had my words mixed up.. Patricia Morgan youre right:
SENSUOUS: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sensuous
SENSUAL:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sensual
So I guess we can say breastfeeding is sensuous, with no confusion
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You Americans certainly keep you Puritan heritage alive. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH PLEASURE. NATURE HAS WIRED OUT BODIES IN THAT WAY TO PROMOTE CERTAIN BEHAVIORS. Like it or not, that's the way it is!
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Hey Dirk, I doubt you'd feel that way if some sick-fuck was getting pleasure from doing things to your children you idiot. Then again, reading some of your posts makes me think that maybe you wouldn't mind at all.
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Submitted by MamaT on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:04am.
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Sucking titty = bueno
Driving home for lunch from momma = no bueno
the DUDE! abides...
Okay, so I have to ask WTF does MamaT's novel have to do with breast feeding an 8 year old that could read the demn post to all of us this morning? At 8 she can masterbate - It's time to push herself away from the teet and say, No more jello pudding for me, ma, I am out of this boo-shwa town.
dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:15pm.
Re: The whole sensual debate: When I was exploring my childbirth options, several women who had natural childbirth claimed to have orgasms when the baby crowned. I cannot imagine.
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*hi drama* what? get out...I've never heard of this....kinda er' crazy no?
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:13pm.
Boobies good; nursing: good for babies.
you guys, how could a woman, who is a mother, who is providing nutirents to their child and bonding through what is an act just as natural as childbrith NOT derive pleasure from that???
I cant imagine how it would not be pleasureable.
Who knows, I may be way off base with my thinking, (it happens, Im kinda speshul!) but I just dont see how saying breastfeeding is sensual is sick or is on par with molestation. Just doeant make sense to me.
I accept my odd-man-out status on this so please dont insult me by calling me sick!
Eh actually, go for it. I love a good fight ;)
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Re: The whole sensual debate: When I was exploring my childbirth options, several women who had natural childbirth claimed to have orgasms when the baby crowned. I cannot imagine.
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Submitted by kacky on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:11pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:09pm.
Don't confuse sensual with sensory. Sensuality requires a level of intimacy that is not appropriate, parent to child.
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I just don't happen to agree is all.
My daughter and I are both very sensual. We are constantly holding hands and hugging and rubbing each others various body parts. But THOSE parts. Except - yeah, my boobies are often fair game in her mind. We are both extremely ticklish. Our relationship has always been sensual but not in the least bit sexual.
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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:08pm.
Patricia Morgan: no need to resort to name calling. That's always the sign of an intellectually-defective stance. And I said "sensuous", not "sexual." There's a difference.
I always resort to name calling and funny thing I have a pretty high IQ. You just disgust me. You sound like you are from backwoods Kentucky my friend.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:09pm.
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What took you so long to get in this thread?
Thanks Missy for your support. You understand my point perfectly well.
But I'm growing tired of tilling at windmills. Cheerios!
Hmm too much cleavage going on here but otherwise, he looks cute
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:09pm.
Don't confuse sensual with sensory. Sensuality requires a level of intimacy that is not appropriate, parent to child, after infancy.
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Submitted by missy on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:06pm.
you guys, calm the fuck down!
sensual is different than sexual.
I can easlity see how breastfeeding could be sensual
(DISCLAIMER: breastfeeding your baby, not your pre-teen)
and that has nothing to do with sex or molestation. There are ways to experience touch, bonding and relationship that does not invlove sex.
I think Dirk is right on and is being widely misunderstood..
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Um...maybe people think that because the definition of sensual is:
Inducing pleasurable and/or erotic sensations.
I've never had a baby but I'm quite sure erotic is not one of the sensations you are supposed to have towards your child.
Myths or old wive's tales aside, does breast milk at least does any good to a grown up child?. Taboos aside too.
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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:01pm.
Ugh, hardly. In rural parts of Italy, women are known to breastfeed their babies until the age of 10, sometimes until puberty. Now that's hardly practical, but I don't think it's harmful either.
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Well, my 10 year old is going to be surprised when he comes from school, instead of Wednesday's Hamburger Helper night, I'm gonna don a nursing bra and say it is Wednesday's "Got Milk" night.
Ewww, I just grossed myself out.
I may be alone here, but while breastfeeding my nipples became desensitized due to the consistancy of nursing. And for me nursing was not a sensual experience. It was a an endearing, loving experience knowing that I was providing my baby with all the nutrition he needed.
NOT SENSUAL!
My friend's kid was breast fed until 5. Too much for me - I wanted my body back. I only gave out my boobies until 3. But her kid is normal now (17). She's a little snotty but waddyawant?
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It's a giant sacrifice, but I'm willing to stand in once Salma has weaned Valentina. Call it treatment for her addiction.
Kacky - I agree, this woman has not sensed those bounderies.
These girls are going to grow up with some weird breast fetish.
Submitted by missy on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:06pm.
you guys, calm the fuck down!
sensual is different than sexual.
I can easlity see how breastfeeding could be sensual
(DISCLAIMER: breastfeeding your baby, not your pre-teen)
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Patricia Morgan: no need to resort to name calling. That's always the sign of an intellectually-defective stance. And I said "sensuous", not "sexual." There's a difference.
Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:02pm.
It might kick in. Don't feel guilty if it doesn't but don't be surprised if it does. It's just different with a baby. At some point, your natural, healthy boundaries start to form and you begin to see your child as a capable person. Christ, my child is so autistic that he can't even use the toilet regularly and at age 24 has yet to speak his first word - but I was NOT interested in breastfeeding him after infancy.
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_Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:05pm.
Sorry Missy, I didn't want to generalize, but all that hypocrisy about pleasure really makes my blood pressure jump. For heaven's sake, why do you think nipples are so sensitive?
Whaaaaaaaa dude YOU CAN NOT be serious?
You are not allowed to be getting your rocks off at the thought of a baby or a little kid sucking on your titts that is straight fucked.
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you guys, calm the fuck down!
sensual is different than sexual.
I can easlity see how breastfeeding could be sensual
(DISCLAIMER: breastfeeding your baby, not your pre-teen)
and that has nothing to do with sex or molestation. There are ways to experience touch, bonding and relationship that does not invlove sex.
I think Dirk is right on and is being widely misunderstood..
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ewww. hayek should have kept that private. i bet the billionaire is kinky and is paying her to keep 'em full.
Ok, I'm pro breastfeeding, but this is just too far. Personally, I'm comfortable with kids being breastfed till two, at them most. For me, age one was the cut off. But 5, 6, 7, 8, 9?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!!? That is just not right.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:56am.
Yeah, I am ashamed to be an American. So puritanical. We are ignorant, too. And backwards. We should all just moan and groan as we get off on our kids sucking on our teats. Jackass.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:43am.
And YES, it is a very sensuous experience for the mother. What's wrong with that?
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Are you for real? In the good old USA an adult having a sensous experience with a child is called CHILD MOLESTATION you fucking idiot. It has nothing to do with "Puritan beliefs".
Sorry Missy, I didn't want to generalize, but all that hypocrisy about pleasure really makes my blood pressure jump. For heaven's sake, why do you think nipples are so sensitive?
We Americans call people who get sensual feelings from children pedophiles.
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Dirk, thanks for the generalization. I get pleasure from the men in my life. I get the bond in breastfeeding but if you are doing with an 8 y.o. FOR PLEASURE there is an issue there.
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I dont think people should be pleasuring themsleves to the thought of their MOTHER!
NORMAN BATES TIMES!
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Ew that video is just wrong. If (thats a big *IF*) I ever decide to have children I don't think I will breastfeed. Use a breastpump, but I dunno I'd feel weird. I guess I don't have that "mother gene" or something.
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Ugh, hardly. In rural parts of Italy, women are known to breastfeed their babies until the age of 10, sometimes until puberty. Now that's hardly practical, but I don't think it's harmful either.
Dirk.
getting sexual pleaure from your child is called incest in America.
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_Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:56am.
Im not sure if thats is ajoke or not long duck dong.
May i offer you a cup of chicory?
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Dirk, Im American and I know exactly what youre speaking of and no its not gross or wrong.
Heffner said America is very schitzophrenic when it comes to sexuality and I agree.
I also know the difference between sensual and sexual.
I don tlike the phrase "You people" or "you Americans" since the generalizations usually dont apply to me.
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Breastfeeding is a personal choice. Nutritionally it's great. However, much like a binky or blanky or bottle, some kids can get so much comfort from it that they want to keep it going. It's up to the mother to draw the line. Nothing wrong with a couple of years. But 5, 6, 7, 8, 9? That speaks to the stubbornness of the child, the neediness and malleability of the mother. Get over yourself if you think your breast milk is the only nutrition your growing CHILD (read NOT BABY or INFANT) needs.
You Americans certainly keep you Puritan heritage alive. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH PLEASURE. NATURE HAS WIRED OUT BODIES IN THAT WAY TO PROMOTE CERTAIN BEHAVIORS. Like it or not, that's the way it is!
Submitted by LoLo on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:48am.
cafe du monde?
*drooools*
Ok then have yourself a nice day!
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Who needs breast milk when you can have a good cup of chicory coffee and some powdery doughy substance that is to die for?
MamaT wins for the longest post I've ever read (actually glanced over) on Dlisted.
I have learned not to get into discussions with women about breast feeding. I don't have any kids, but my sister said when she had her kids, a lot of women would ask her if she was breast feeding and when she said no, they would go bat-shit crazy on her. She has learned to not answer them when they ask that question.
yack!!
Um, yeah, I breastfed both my kids, after seven months I was no longer able to provide enough for them.
the point is, the most important part of a parent's job is to insure that your child gains independence at the proper level. this interferes with the child doing the natural "Pulling away" from his/her parents and becoming a person on their own.
that's the problem, in a nutshell.
and moaning all you beeches.
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_Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:50am.
AHHHH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
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