Salma Hayek Is A Breastfedding Addict
Salma Hayek will probably be getting thousands of letters from sick fuck dudes willing to suck on her magnificent leche balls in order to feed her addiction to breastfeeding. Salma said that she just can't stop breastfeeding her 13-month-old daughter Valentina.
She told Style Magazine (via FoxNews), "I'm like an alcoholic. It is like, I don't care if I cry, I don't care if I am fat, I am just going to do it for one more week, one more month, and then when I see how much good it is doing her and I can't stop. The myth that says you lose all this weight when you breastfeed! That is so not true! It's like, please, will everyone stop telling me I look really well."
Salma's chichis are the 8th World Wonder, so I care about their well-being. Salma must check herself into Promises before it's late. She's going to start traveling around the world, sticking her titty melon into the mouths of any baby she comes across. And when she runs out of babies, she's going to move on to toddlers and then... Well, hopefully it never gets to that.
Dear Salma, watch this clip below. Don't let this happen to you!!!
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ElB
you gonna give youself a herpie.
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El B!
Only when i use my left hand. Weird.
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I am so grossed out right now. Um, Mama T...a link would have worked. I don't need to see all 100 reasons why you are a nut bag. Did you see a theme in your 100 reasons...it mentioned INFANTS and TODDLERS. No where does it mention 8 year olds. WTF? It is wrong on soooo many levels. That poor kid.
WTH? What's all this about O's and pleausure ahhh no, the only reason I'm doing it it is because it is supposed to be good for the baby... no pleausure here, it still hurts after 5 months which means I may be doing something wrong? but I am not going to call an expert, 'cause I am afraid of MamaT's types.
I thought that one part in the video where they were talking about breast milk making kids intelligent was funny. They were both playing instruments, but badly. Anyone can do that!
Submitted by LoLo on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:35pm.
I came from Alabamie with a banjo on my knee
Then when i was 17 i felt uncomfortable so i tried to suck on my moms titty so she punched me in the face and i had an orgasum casserole made with possum and organigro herbs and broad noodles with frenches onions on top.
Orgasum casserole!! Hahahaha- you need help!! :o)
Funny stuff fool!
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Unless you call "cracking your cocyx" an orgasm! angel_i
Miso - you are exactly right.
Submitted by Patricia Morgan on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:36pm.
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When I do get there, I'll be sure to wave to you and your "pretty high IQ".
ha ha ha!
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Submitted by DUDE on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:36pm.
Damn you! So edumacated!! Hahahahaha!
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Unless you call "cracking your cocyx" an orgasm! angel_i
Submitted by LoLo on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:35pm.
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*Turns up "Dueling Banjos*
Just a little mood music for you.
Submitted by Patricia Morgan on Wed, 11/12/2008 -
Oh Christ, here we fucking go, it means what it means. Excuse me...replace Kentucy with any town far away from society that does not frown on relations between family members.
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Kentucy? Is that close to Tenisee or Californy or is that a place located far up your ass that only you and your "pretty high IQ" get to visit?
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It's probably closer to that corner that you stand on. Don't be jealous bitch, I'm sure you will get there someday.
I don't think anyone has disputed that nursing is a natural and essential thing for a child, and I don't know what you point is Dirk, abut I really do appreciate that you got the whole windmill thing. So many don't.....
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:32pm.
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Why you asking her if she has cooties?
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by BangoSkank on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:29pm.
"Inducing pleasurable and/or erotic sensations"
Neither the Webster or the Oxford defines it as that....
That said, there is a line in the sand the needs to be drawn.
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My only problem with this is that: What works for some people doesn't work for others. Many of our actions have VASTLY different meaning depending on our perspective and life experiences. We used to joke about the kids at the rec centre - BIG kids who'd be running around and then pop into mom for a quick nibble - especially if they had baby brothers and sisters. I mentioned once I thought mom did it cuz the big one was feeling left out somehow...
For me - there's a block there; it doesn't feel right. But, honestly, those moms were so casual about it. It just seemed to work for them.
It's just that there are SO many cultures in the world doing it in SO many different ways. I guess if I thought all the people who were doing it the RIGHT way were, like, the only perfect people in the world it would be easy for me to go with those arguments without batting an eyelash.
It's hard for me to make decisions based on "right" and "wrong" cuz as far as I can tell most people are not SO "right" in the end.
And then many are - and there doesn't seem to be any standard there for how those wonderful people do things.
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I came from Alabamie with a banjo on my knee
Then when i was 17 i felt uncomfortable so i tried to suck on my moms titty so she punched me in the face and i had an orgasum casserole made with possum and organigro herbs and broad noodles with frenches onions on top.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:33pm.
ELB - I hope you are using antibacterial wipes!
Is an old sock an antibacterial wipe? :o)
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Unless you call "cracking your cocyx" an orgasm! angel_i
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:31pm.
*puts pravites away*
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Wait a minutes, let's rethink this.
ELB - I hope you are using antibacterial wipes!
PERV!!!
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-"Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:21pm."
Thanks, that's what I read too. But it's hard to keep up if researchers come up with contradictory data all the time. I think it's the mother's choice to breastfeed or not or how long it will last, but I think it all comes down to what kind of taboos you learnt from your parents. It applies to breastfeeding in public, breastfeeding your KID, taking showers with your kids or letting them see you naked. It all comes with what kind of mentality you are teaching your kids. Also it depends on your kids too. Some kids might have a very kinky mentality too, so body-related issues are going to be a no-no because they are going to make you feel odd or uneasy. Some kids just learn that naked bodies are natural and they will not fuss about it, even when they grow up.
Personally, I wouldn't breastfeed a KID because it would be uncomfortable for me and yeah, because there is milk available in a gallon and other nutrients available too. For me, there are other ways to make a strong bond with your kids, besides breastfeeding them.
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Submitted by Patricia Morgan on Wed, 11/12/2008 -
Oh Christ, here we fucking go, it means what it means. Excuse me...replace Kentucy with any town far away from society that does not frown on relations between family members.
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Kentucy? Is that close to Tenisee or Californy or is that a place located far up your ass that only you and your "pretty high IQ" get to visit?
Drama - 1st bebe, 12 hrs of horrid back labor, finally agreed to epidural....YEAH BABY! I asked the man with the drugs to marry me. LOL.
Bebe 2, came too fast fer de drugz. Started crowning while attempting to get the epi. So doc said, "NO DRUGZ FER YOU!"
Thank God I only had to push twice.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:30pm.
El B!
When i think about you, i touch myself. Don't tell anybody.
YOUR SECRET IS SAFE!!!!!!!SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
DO YOU HAVE ORGANISMS?
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Unless you call "cracking your cocyx" an orgasm! angel_i
*reads Sluttsville post*
*puts pravites away*
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El B!
When i think about you, i touch myself. Don't tell anybody.
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Oh Christ, it means what it means. Excuse me...replace Kentucy with any town far away from society that does not frown on relations between family members.
Los Angeles!
They are all gay and related there.
As we ALL are...... muahhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha
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Missy.... You don't want me helping you with anything financial. I count on my fingers when I balance my checkbook.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
"Inducing pleasurable and/or erotic sensations"
Neither the Webster or the Oxford defines it as that....
That said, there is a line in the sand the needs to be drawn. Not sure where it is, but it's there all the same. No school age kid should be sucking on her/his mother's tit.
That's what Daddy is for.
angel-i: yeah! (about the words) and youre cool :)♥
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Submitted by chilly0047 on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:22pm.
She posted many of her pravite videos on it! Does she want to hook up with rich guys?
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Mother of Pearl!!!! Surely she didn't post her pravite videos, nothing is more disgusting than women showing off their pravites.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:24pm.
Submitted by Patricia Morgan on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:14pm.
I always resort to name calling and funny thing I have a pretty high IQ. You just disgust me. You sound like you are from backwoods Kentucky my friend.
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Excuse me, but what does this argument have to do with Kentucky?
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Oh Christ, here we fucking go, it means what it means. Excuse me...replace Kentucy with any town far away from society that does not frown on relations between family members.
Missy - I see what you are saying and your explaination was much easier to understand than the previous poster.
I just had some 'sensual pleasure' from my hand, or was it ' sexual pleasure' while surfing for porn. Hmmmmmmm, i'll google it after i clean my keyboard.
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:15pm.
I claim bullshit. I had my babies so fast there was no time for drugs, therefore I had natural babies. There was no orgasm in any of that process. Trust me.
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LOL! Me too. Unless you call "cracking your cocyx" an orgasm!
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Submitted by r5bales on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:22pm.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
YOU DORK!! I love it :) LOVE IT!
Wanna help me with my Finance-100 homework??? ;)
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No orgasms during birth nor when I nursed.
Missy is not disgusting, she is discussin.
Big fat diff LOL
And the Orgasim thing in the moments of child birth... I just dont see how but ive also heard people get off by getting kicked real hard in the nuts so i dunno.....
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Submitted by missy on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:15pm.
It's fine if you're getting emotional pleasure from it because you know you're helping yoru child and all that, but it's not okay if you're getting some sort of sick sexual pleasure from it. Again, if she uses a cup to give them the milk, who cares. If she's sticking her boob in their mouth, that makes me very uncomfortable.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Submitted by missy on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:21pm.
So I guess we can say breastfeeding is sensuous, with no confusion
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Fair enough:) I'm surprised I din't try to work that one out myself....words words words...
I was explaining to my daughter the difference between living languages and dead languages...
And how it used to be that the word for "DOOR" would be the same as "GATE" and "BRIDGE" and so on but we humans realized we needed more words if we wanted to be clear. This is a good example.
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Mama T is your typical LaLeche League Loonie who won't see anyone else's point of view as germane, and insist that breastfeeding is normal and natural and doing it for as long as possible is your GOD GIVEN DUTY and if you don't do this, you are a horrible mother.
Submitted by missy on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:21pm.
ok, so I had my words mixed up.. Patricia Morgan youre right:
SENSUOUS: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sensuous
SENSUAL:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sensual
So I guess we can say breastfeeding is sensuous, with no confusion
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I'll agree with that. After all any type of touch could be sensuous by definition.
Submitted by chilly0047 on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:22pm.
Probably the most appropriate spam ever posted.
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Submitted by Patricia Morgan on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:14pm.
I always resort to name calling and funny thing I have a pretty high IQ. You just disgust me. You sound like you are from backwoods Kentucky my friend.
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Excuse me, but what does this argument have to do with Kentucky?
missy,
I get what your saying and you put it in a much easier way to swallow (=P) than Dirk.
Of course a mother feels pleasure in breast-feeding.
I think it's the "sensual" pleasure this woman gets is the issue.
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:15pm.
I claim bullshit. I had my babies so fast there was no time for drugs, therefore I had natural babies. There was no orgasm in any of that process. Trust me.
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Submitted by missy on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:15pm.
you guys, how could a woman, who is a mother, who is providing nutirents to their child and bonding through what is an act just as natural as childbrith NOT derive pleasure from that???
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Not all women love it - that's true. Some women HATE it! It's all about the Oxytocin, babay! That hormone is released when you feed. It makes some women uncomfortable. At first - I could NOT keep my eyes open when I breastfed...it felt like anesthesia - I'm very hormonal. But all the way through - I could feel it rushing in every time I fed - it felt really good. Soothing and yes, sensual. BUT NOT SEXUAL!
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I saw she posted a personal blog on ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^, a private site for millionaire & celebrity I heard of from a friend of mine. She posted many of her pravite videos on it! Does she want to hook up with rich guys?
You know, there are accounts of women having orgasms while breastfeeding. True. And feeling guilty about it, but the mental health care professionals who wrote about it said it was a normal body response to stimulation, and it was nothing to feel bad about.
I breastfed my son a long time, but not THAT long...and no, no orgasms for me.