Salma Hayek Is A Breastfedding Addict
Salma Hayek will probably be getting thousands of letters from sick fuck dudes willing to suck on her magnificent leche balls in order to feed her addiction to breastfeeding. Salma said that she just can't stop breastfeeding her 13-month-old daughter Valentina.
She told Style Magazine (via FoxNews), "I'm like an alcoholic. It is like, I don't care if I cry, I don't care if I am fat, I am just going to do it for one more week, one more month, and then when I see how much good it is doing her and I can't stop. The myth that says you lose all this weight when you breastfeed! That is so not true! It's like, please, will everyone stop telling me I look really well."
Salma's chichis are the 8th World Wonder, so I care about their well-being. Salma must check herself into Promises before it's late. She's going to start traveling around the world, sticking her titty melon into the mouths of any baby she comes across. And when she runs out of babies, she's going to move on to toddlers and then... Well, hopefully it never gets to that.
Dear Salma, watch this clip below. Don't let this happen to you!!!
Thanks Jill
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:44pm.
My 3 year old has his hand down his pants CONSTANTLY. Instead of telling him it was wrong and make him feel ashamed, I've told him that if he is going to do that he needs to go to his room. It is something he needs to do in private.
God help me.
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HA!! I feel your pain. One of my 3 year olds like to stick his hands down the back of his pants CONSTANTLY. I mean, atleast its not the front...but still. ARRRGH!!
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Is your wife a...goer...eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Nudge, nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?
Ugh.. I've watched that video before and don't plan on watching it again b/c it makes me sick.
Nothing wrong with breastfeeding, but you gotta draw the line somewhere.
Thanks Missy.
I enjoy hot tubs whenever I can.
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At least I know I was never a faker, that's like applauding a bad movie.
My one time last spring will stay with me forever, it was very special.
DUDE - LMFAO!
It's amazing how early boy's become penis obsessed.
Submitted by lizardo911 on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:04pm.
And to Jill-The Ripper:
You have a problem.
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HO HO HOLD ON THERE PARDNER!
Its actaually very common for some women to not orgasm with vaginal intercourse.
Theres nothing wrong with you and it may never change.
Dr. Drew said so on loveline!!
Now, missing out on the pleasure, I guess thats not GOOD (albeit not a problem).. just involve the things that make you cum in your sex life! problem solved!
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I breastfed for 5 weeks...and when my son started biting me, I said ENOUGH!!!
That video is CREEPY!! WTF lady...your child is TOO OLD to be doing that and your tits look like SHIT!!!
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Is your wife a...goer...eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Nudge, nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?
Submitted by Patricia Morgan on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:53pm.
Submitted by LoLo on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:49pm.
Did you laugh when she called you a dumb bitch? I think that might be the only thing I could do.
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I'm pretty sure she asked for another.
M.E.-I knew he was a good father!
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by lizardo911
No, I can orgasm all the time, just not with a guy. I need more stimulation than most of them are willing to give.
Hell, I can come in 30 seconds in a hot tub.
Happy Hour - yes, pat yourself on the back. I congratulate any woman that even attempts to breastfeed. If you can stick with it, good for you, if you can't, that's ok too. That is why formula is out there!
Yes, I hate the La Leche nazi's too.
lct and hoff - yeah I think the 8 year olds titty sucking is wrong. totally... my comments were from a debate earlier about wether breastfeeding is sensusous, and the consensus was yes, it is sensuous but not sensual.
CHRIST, DO I STILL HAVE A JOB OR WHAT?? I gotta get off the D man!! Im freakin out!
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She just wants to keep doing it, so her tits won't get saggy and gross. She is not attractive. She has such a man-face.
And to Jill-The Ripper:
And only one fucking time from fucking in my whole fucking 46 years and that was only last spring!
(I can do it solo tho)
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You have a problem. Have you ever tried riding the monster and using the monster to rub where you need to rub? Man, you are missing out. Maybe you should get a good instructor...
Lizzie: It was me. But I didn't say it produces orgasm -- I said I'd read reports that women who opted for natural childbirth orgasmed during crowning. I followed that with I found that very hard to believe given the pain involved.
But check this out: http://www.pvcommunitylife.com/NC/0/856.html
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I'm sorry, but that gives me the willies - I couldn't finish watching once her full-sized child starting suckling on her teat.
I breast-fed for a couple of months, which I'm glad I did. But I couldn't imagine sticking a tittay in the mouth of my three year old - the same little girl who requests Concrete Blonde & who is currently calling me "babe" and sticking a tiara on my head as I type.
To each their own I guess.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:21pm.
My ex-husband was over the moon at the prospect of this. He didn't even question it - he just assumed I would be going there. For that and many other reasons, I divorced him before the baby's 2nd birthday. It wasn't his wanting to - hey if it's something you want, you gotta have enough trust in your marriage to be able to ask. It was the not taking "no" for an answer.
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There comes a point when you are nursing that you become fed up with how much time it takes out of your life. WIth my 2nd at a year, he was still nursing every two hours at night, I was still pumping 3x a day at work and I said, fuck this, I need my life back. I closed the boobie letche store. He has another 4 months of breast milk, from what I had stored in the freezer.
I wanted my body back, to myself.
This Video is about 2 years old. It seems the mother is trying to pardon this gag inducing pun, milk more publicity, and attention for what’s it’s worth. It would be even more contraversial, if she were Breastfeeding her 8 year old son.
It’s like watching that show 17 and counting, the children in the Duggar family all seem to adjust, do they have a choice, that they will be having more siblings, you cringe alittle, but it’s their choice. The point is no one would care or report on such things if they weren’t out of the ordinary. Veronica is going to go through the worst weening, when her girls hit puberty.
Thanks Mom, that puke stain did come out!
"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons" is my new favourite quote. It's kind of any oxymoron when you think about it. Can't have breastmilk without melons!
those children are going to have permanent oral vixations.
My sister and her husband had three children and raised them just like this loon.
I say it's time to stop breast feeding when the kid can say give me your tittie.
Is this also a british thing, cause the HBO show "Little Britain USA" has a skit just like this, except the kid is an adult.
Sluttsville!
Don't be skeered! My pravites are a site to behold! People (ok, johns) come from miles (ok, next door) to view (pokes with a stick) my pravites!
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DUDE - don't worry, the hub has a plentiful stash of Playboys for when they get "of age". LOL
No orgasms during nursing, you could have pinched my nips with RoboGrip pliers and it wouldn't have hurt.
No orgasms during childbirth either.
And only one fucking time from fucking in my whole fucking 46 years and that was only last spring!
(I can do it solo tho)
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:58pm.
and I totally got your comments about getting pleasure, my problem is the late nursing is going to interfer with the child's self developement.
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And sense of appropriate personal boundaries...
I don't waaaaaaaaaant aaaanybody else, when I think abooout you ah touch maaahseeeelf!
Submitted by missy on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:47pm.
ME - made me giggle about your son!
lemme say, parenting seems like the hardest fucking job in the world.
It's the hardest, yet the best thing that ever happened to me.
and I totally got your comments about getting pleasure, my problem is the late nursing is going to interfer with the child's self developement.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
I really don't know what to say to that. I've breast fed two people. They both stopped at 14mos of age and it wouldn't have seemed unnatural to go for longer, but not a lot longer.
That is just disturbing to see a 7 year old nursing. Clearly, that arrangement has exceeded the nutritive phase and I wonder about the long term health of lactating. I'm genuinely wondering I don't know if it would be better or worse.
One thing is for certain. That dad isn't getting any tale. He's probably happy to keep her all doped up on oxytocin so she won't notice he's plugging their goat in the ass.
surrsley lolo? o-tay then .. I have things to email you about so check that shit sometime today!
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Patricia... your avie is going to make me drive 2 hours to get some chocolate Abuelita bars... aww the memories
And here's a clue: If you have to warn your 7-year-old to behave while breastfeeding, SHE MIGHT BE TOO OLD TO BREASTFEED
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Bye Lolo!
Submitted by LoLo on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:49pm.
Patricia Morgan your avie has abuelita hot chocolate and its making me laugh because i have a Nanna who lives in Alabama and HER name is Patricia (Patty) and she called me a dumb bitch all the time for taking her booze from her and hiding it.
It was orgasmic.
Good times.
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It's a tribute to MK's abuelita. I love when he posts about her. She sounds like a tough old broad. Tough bitch grandmas/abuelitas is what life is all about.
Did you laugh when she called you a dumb bitch? I think that might be the only thing I could do.
im going home, im not telling no more jokes today.
toodles and broad noodles yall
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Sorry, are my eyes playing up (bottle fed me) but did someone say childbirth produces orgasm??? Both mine weighed in at 9 pounds and i can safely say that it hurt like hell and was about as far from pleasure as I can imagine. Breat feeding is a pain but worth the effort but the La Leche nazis make any mum not feeding non stop feel miserable.
If breast feeding makes kids more intelligent (doubtful, more likely that middle class mums are more likely to breast feed) how come the kids in this video don't sound too clever? Nay I would go as far as to say 'not all there'
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M.E. that's what my aunt told me.. but I don't bring the subject cause they go all "laleche" on me.. ha ha ha.. I've always had super duper sensitive t's so I am giving myself kuddos for even going this far.. :-)
Wow, did not read all the comments, Salma and her Bootiful Chi Chi's really should move in with MK.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Wait. It's abnormal to breast feed until you're seven? No wonder I'm fucked up.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:44pm.
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Bookmark pinkpornstars.com for him. He'll thank you immensely when he comes of age. ;)
the DUDE! abides...
ME: Eeeeesh! I think I would've died. I literally felt as if I was being ripped in 2. Of course, in Louisville, Derby day is NOT the day to give birth. I think I definitely had the 2nd-string nurses. Or the 3rd ...
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:41pm.
ElB
you gonna give youself a herpie.
Not again! D'oh! :o)
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Unless you call "cracking your cocyx" an orgasm! angel_i
Who is it that asked about breastfeeding and higher IQ's??
There are plenty of studies out there that show a higher IQ in breastfed babies. But I'm sure there are plenty of other factors that aren't accounted for like do high IQ's run in the family, what was the breastfeeding mothers diet like? How is the childs' diet once weaned. Etc.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:47pm.
Happy Hour - if it hurts your baby's latch might be off. Not getting enough of the areola and not being latched "straigh" can make nursing hurt.
Hmmmmmmmmmm, Areola, my favourite Italian dish!
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Patricia Morgan your avie has abuelita hot chocolate and its making me laugh because i have a Nanna who lives in Alabama and HER name is Patricia (Patty) and she called me a dumb bitch all the time for taking her booze from her and hiding it.
It was orgasmic.
Good times.
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ME - made me giggle about your son!
lemme say, parenting seems like the hardest fucking job in the world.
I swear my sisters dog stares at my tits sometimes. Its wicked freaky.
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Happy Hour - if it hurts your baby's latch might be off. Not getting enough of the areola and not being latched "straigh" can make nursing hurt.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:43pm.
Sluttsville!
You wanna see my pravites don't you!!! Come on!!
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I wanna see your pravites, but I'm skeered.
I stopped letting my kids see me naked once they started asking me where my penis was and getting too curious. Now don't get me wrong, the do on occasion walk in on me, but I cover up.
There comes a point when as a parent you need to teach your children what is and what isn't appropriate and where and when such things are.
My 3 year old has his hand down his pants CONSTANTLY. Instead of telling him it was wrong and make him feel ashamed, I've told him that if he is going to do that he needs to go to his room. It is something he needs to do in private.
God help me.
Submitted by Patricia Morgan on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:36pm.
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When I do get there, I'll be sure to wave to you and your "pretty high IQ".
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Yeah, I guess I should have just said that I'm nothing more then an uneducated hillbilly like you. I'm sure that would have made you a little more comfortable. Get over it you dumb bitch.
chilly0047.....stop spamming!!!!!!!! Asshole.
El Bastardo please help me ;)
Im going to just raise puppies because they are smart enough to tell ME when they want me to stop breast feeding them. Animal endstink and all.
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Sluttsville!
You wanna see my pravites don't you!!! Come on!!
I never breast fed a 10 year old, but i've soothed my share of 30 year olds!
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