Salma Hayek Is A Breastfedding Addict
Salma Hayek will probably be getting thousands of letters from sick fuck dudes willing to suck on her magnificent leche balls in order to feed her addiction to breastfeeding. Salma said that she just can't stop breastfeeding her 13-month-old daughter Valentina.
She told Style Magazine (via FoxNews), "I'm like an alcoholic. It is like, I don't care if I cry, I don't care if I am fat, I am just going to do it for one more week, one more month, and then when I see how much good it is doing her and I can't stop. The myth that says you lose all this weight when you breastfeed! That is so not true! It's like, please, will everyone stop telling me I look really well."
Salma's chichis are the 8th World Wonder, so I care about their well-being. Salma must check herself into Promises before it's late. She's going to start traveling around the world, sticking her titty melon into the mouths of any baby she comes across. And when she runs out of babies, she's going to move on to toddlers and then... Well, hopefully it never gets to that.
Dear Salma, watch this clip below. Don't let this happen to you!!!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:46pm.
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I bet your monitor has more bite marks than the video mommy's breasticles.
"I don't care how fast or long a woman's labor is, drugs or no drugs, as soon as that baby is placed on your belly, it was all worth it."
ME: Agree 100%. If I could have, I'd have done it again.
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Did you have yer bebe yet???
LCT,
20 condoms and a side salad!!!
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obviously she's doing it more for herself than for her daughters.she said herself that it's pleasurable.i can't believe how disgusting this sick woman is,allowing her daughters to touch and talk to her breasts.ugh!someone call C.P.S.
Submitted by missy on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:44pm.
(lct, guilt shmilt! eff those knee biters!)
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In this case, tit biters!
Submitted by Patricia Morgan on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:12pm.
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Um...maybe people think that because the definition of sensual is:
Inducing pleasurable and/or erotic sensations.
I've never had a baby but I'm quite sure erotic is not one of the sensations you are supposed to have towards your child.
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Well dear sister as you know I have brought two babies into the world and I can assure you any normal mother knows there is nothing "sensual" about breastfeeding your baby. You do get a certain kinda of joy from providing food for your young and not to mention all the endorphins it releases but thats pretty much it.
I wonder how many of these freaks saying that its "sensual" actually have breastfed! Hmmmmmm
Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:44pm.
OMG! Is this true? Some women can't get pleasure from VI? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...What's the point of having sex then?
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Wow... that was a pretty close-minded statement. I can't come just from having a dink in my no no hole and I assure you, there's a big point to having sex. It still feels great, sometimes you just have to help yourself out a bit to get over the top.
Perhaps you should be a little more supportive of the female race.
I commend those who have a home birth. I had mine at a hospital, but a maternity hospital, it didn't resemble your normal hospital, big rooms with a big bed, a couch, TV, radio, refrigerator, jet tub.
I went the hospital route because I didn't want to take any chances in case something went wrong.
For those of you who know, you know why.
But seriously LCT, I don't care how fast or long a woman's labor is, drugs or no drugs, as soon as that baby is placed on your belly, it was all worth it.
I know some really smart people from Kentucky.
I have nothing else to contribute to this thread, but I have been taking copious notes: "Childbirth hurts." "Hot tubs: good."
Did ISMU have her babeh?
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You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
Are there any guys left on here?
All this talk about babies and breastfeeding must've scared them off!
Im all set with spawning as well. I dont trust my genes.
and this:
Imagine. The worst period you ever had, combined with the feeling that your spine is being pulled out and you are shitting a basketball.
is the funniest description of childbirth ive heard! ACK!
ALL SET!
(lct, guilt shmilt! eff those knee biters!)
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Submitted by missy on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:12pm.
Submitted by lizardo911 on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:04pm.
And to Jill-The Ripper:
You have a problem.
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HO HO HOLD ON THERE PARDNER!
Its actaually very common for some women to not orgasm with vaginal intercourse.
Theres nothing wrong with you and it may never change.
Dr. Drew said so on loveline!!
Now, missing out on the pleasure, I guess thats not GOOD (albeit not a problem).. just involve the things that make you cum in your sex life! problem solved!
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OMG! Is this true? Some women can't get pleasure from VI? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...What's the point of having sex then?
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:40pm.
Submitted by missy on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:37pm.
lct - you preggo? I love those lil baby carrots!! good with hummus.
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Oh Christ no. I'll have to learn to tolerate kids and their vomiting before I pop out any Carrot Jrs. I'm just planning ahead. Maybe if the prospect of birth is really that bad it'll be an easy decision not to have kids. And no, I'm not bad for saying that. It's not like I have any to feel guilty making that comment over.
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I'm with you. I don't really enjoy wiping my own ass, I'm not sure that I could do that for someone else.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:40pm.
"Your hips actually pop to make more room for the baby to come out."
Oh fuck that!!! None for me thanks, i'm driving!
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Pizza delivery boy, it's 14 condoms per thrust with you from now on!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:38pm.
Don't write off an epidural. I tried natural with the first one, and after 12 hours I finally gave in.
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It's a rock and a hard place situation. Unless it's absolutely necessary, I WILL NOT have babies in a hospital, no ifs and or buts. I WILL NOT be told how many times I have to push in one contraction and be told not to make any noise and put my chin to my chest and all that bullshit. I plan on doing what my body tells me and fuck anyone who wants to tell me otherwise, aka hospitals. Long story short, epidurals are out.
no probs Missy
"Your hips actually pop to make more room for the baby to come out."
Oh fuck that!!! None for me thanks, i'm driving!
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LOVE CARROTTOP:
It does feel like you are getting ripped in half! But once it is over, its over. I found that finding one thing to focus on helped.
I wanted to do it at home, but I had complications and had to go to the hospital. And I am glad I did because I had even more complications after. I kept blacking out, I only remember bits and peices of the first day of my daughters life :(
Submitted by missy on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:37pm.
lct - you preggo? I love those lil baby carrots!! good with hummus.
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Oh Christ no. I'll have to learn to tolerate kids and their vomiting before I pop out any Carrot Jrs. I'm just planning ahead. Maybe if the prospect of birth is really that bad it'll be an easy decision not to have kids. And no, I'm not bad for saying that. It's not like I have any to feel guilty making that comment over.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 11/12/2008 -
Ok, so candidly speaking, when its head is coming out, does it feel like your pelvis is going to rip in half? I plan on going with the all natural at home route but can't for the life of me fathom how in the fuck I'll actually pull it off.
Imagine. The worst period you ever had, combined with the feeling that your spine is being pulled out and you are shitting a basketball. Add in the patronising arses who think it's all lovely and voila! the childbirth expereince.I had drugs. Wonderful.
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LCT - Yes. You feel like you are ripping in half. Your hips actually pop to make more room for the baby to come out. It's not the head that hurts as much as the shoulders.
Don't write off an epidural. I tried natural with the first one, and after 12 hours I finally gave in.
Submitted by Khandi on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:31pm.
oh shit, just saw your clarification.
carry on!
lct - you preggo? I love those lil baby carrots!! good with hummus.
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Clarisse woooo haaaa LMAO @ ELB the subway perv!
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I meant I understood Hayek not the dumbass in the clip.
Slutts - Well, hopefully at 24 he won't be living with me and he'll know to do that in private! LOL
God, you don't know how many fruitloop Whole Foods Nazi's I know who breastfeed till their kids go on their first date.
There are also tons of women all over the world who have this creepy fetish of breastfeeding until the teens.
SCARY!!!
Submitted by Isra1986 on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:31pm.
Who ever said that you can orgasm during childbirth obviously has never given birth.
I did it all natural, and trust me, it was the COMPLETE opposite of an orgasm, lol.
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Ok, so candidly speaking, when its head is coming out, does it feel like your pelvis is going to rip in half? I plan on going with the all natural at home route but can't for the life of me fathom how in the fuck I'll actually pull it off.
I can't orgasm on a hot tub jet. Too much water being wooshed inside me is more like a douche. I'd rather just use my hand.
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BITTY
It always says more about the mother than the child you fucking smothering needy bitches
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Submitted by Lor on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:30pm.
how much you wanna better that these girls will have a tit fetish when theyre adults
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Do sex stores sell strap-on tits for men? If not, these two will make a market for them.
You KNOW they'll sit around in class playing with their own knockers.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:28pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:26pm.
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I first read your comment that your children were asking about your penis and I thought "OMG, all this time M.E. is a man, who knew!".
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BWAHAHAHAHHA!!!
Honey, If I was a man, I'd be a hermit, sitting in my house masturbating all day long.
I totally understand what she feels, weaning a baby is heartbreaking. I went a year with my two oldest and now I have my "late in life" baby - she's 11wks old - I might go for two years,
M.E.,
Don't feel bad! El Bastardo still does that! Everywhere! That's why he had to stop riding the train!
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:44pm.
My 3 year old has his hand down his pants CONSTANTLY. Instead of telling him it was wrong and make him feel ashamed, I've told him that if he is going to do that he needs to go to his room. It is something he needs to do in private.
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It could be worse, you could be writing:
My 24 year old has his hand down his pants........
Uh...that was disturbing. The 8 yr. old will be sucking her gf titties soon! Jesus lady, move on.
And Salma disgusts me. She seems dirty.
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Who ever said that you can orgasm during childbirth obviously has never given birth.
I did it all natural, and trust me, it was the COMPLETE opposite of an orgasm, lol.
And breastfeeding is in no way sexual. The first 2 weeks, I would cry when she latched on. It hurt so bad!
SICK, SICK, SICK, SICK, SICK, SICK, SICK!!!!!
This woman should be arrested for endangering the welfare of a minor
how much you wanna better that these girls will have a tit fetish when theyre adults
lesbian making mama... disgusting
HAHAHAHAHA @ ME's son.. omg, I cant imagine all the things that parents experience!
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:26pm.
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I first read your comment that your children were asking about your penis and I thought "OMG, all this time M.E. is a man, who knew!".
Nova, mine sticks his hand down there, points it up so just the head is sticking out the top of his pants and sits there rolling it between his fingers.
UGH!!!
DO THAT IN YOUR ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO M.E. "I closed the boobie letche store"
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Submitted by missy on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:12pm.
Yeah, only 30% of women are able to org from vaginal stimulation intercourse.
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Breast feeding and orgasims? This sounds like an interesting thread. Butt i can't stay to read now.
Just.... Salma needs to contract with Ben & Jerry's to produce some Ta-Ta soft serve for the human breast milk pod people.
She is like the Saudia Arabia of tata milk.
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Sluttsville - LOL. My penis hides. I dont have a scar, both boys came out the whoo hoo.
And yes, I've had to explain HOW I had my 2nd baby to my then 4 year old. Talk about embarrassed.
He asked "Mommy how did "baby's name" get out of your belly? You don't have a big scar where it ripped open."
I debated for like 5 minutes to go the stork route or tell him the truth.
I decided to tell him the truth to which he replied" OMG! That is gross."
And has never again asked. LOL
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:44pm.
I stopped letting my kids see me naked once they started asking me where my penis was and getting too curious.
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M.E., where is your penis and how did you get that scar? You should reconsider not closing the blinds in the bedroom.
It took me a over a year to learn a dirty little secret about my hot tub w/ 2 horsepower jets (I'm a bit slow). I org over and over and over...
I'm scared it will never be the same w/ a man. Oh well, I still have Whirlie Boy.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:04pm.
Lizzie: It was me. But I didn't say it produces orgasm -- I said I'd read reports that women who opted for natural childbirth orgasmed during crowning. I followed that with I found that very hard to believe given the pain involved.
But check this out: http://www.pvcommunitylife.com/NC/0/856.html
Thanks for that. Wow. What utter cobblers. These bovine women really get on my wick- childbirth hurts, it's meant to so we get on with it and don't put the baby at risk strolling about hunting and gathering. All cultures use pain relief except it would seem in the richest place on earth. I tell you what,I'm glad I didn't read that bollocks when I was pregant- I would have felt very cheated!
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