It's Been Real, Mop Head
It's back to the janitor's closet for CHERYL BURKE! Mop Head and her partner Maurice Greene were given the heave-HO on "Dancing with the Has-Beens" last night. It was a bittersweet moment for me. Yes, CHERYL BURKE is my arch rival and she makes my hair hurt, but she's the only one that got any emotion out of me. When I watch CHERYL BURKE sweep the floor with her mop head, I have to sit on my fists (not in the nasty way) to keep them from punching my TV. I HATE HER.
CHERYL BURKE does that to me, but at least she does something! The other boring ass bitches put me to sleep. It's like Ambien, Sominex, Nytol and Lunesta dancing around out there.
Whenever Brooke Burke prances around, I just get up and go pluck my nose hairs, because I know the judges are going to queef over her. And when the other three start their sleep dances, I get myself a big cup of Sleepytime tea and cuddle under a soft blanket, because I know I'm about to drift out to dreamland.
At least with Maurice and Mop Head gone, I don't have to hear that "chicken dinner" shit anymore!
This picture appears to be from the Drew Lachey collection.
I love Cheryl. Let's hope to see her (and under her skirt) for years to cum.
I heard she's been at the Denny's on Sunset eating Grand Slam Breakfasts ALL DAY. She's had like nine so far...
2 ton Heffa!
Hey! We've still got Lacy, and CHRIST! has she turned into a diva!
trixie - I thought I was the only one. Brooke has a great body, but I think she looks like a chipmunk. I don't get it at all with her.
Warren is the only entertaining dancer on the show and I want him to win.
LMAO! been looking forward to this post, WHEEEEEE :D
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I know how you feel, MK. I loathe Oprah and Madonna the way you loathe Cheryl.
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Submitted by fuckingclassy on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:43pm.
The chick is fugly. What is she an Oriental or something?
I was watching Jon & kate +8 last night (for some reason my BF loves that show) and the twins were auditioning for a comercial or something and the woman was like "These girls would do great! Asians are in high demand!" and I was like WTCrap! Like they are a comodity or something.
Oops forgot..Cheryl Burke is full of shit too. No way she's 23. She's lucky if she's 38.
I fucking hate DTWS. It's by far the lamest of all shows. Cheryl Burke is fat and ugly. Also, am I the only person in America to think Brook Burke is homely? In a Jen Aniston sort of way?
The chick is fugly. What is she an Oriental or something?
MK: does this mean that you will stop posting about this chick? she bores me
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It's funny the biggest "star" left is Lance Bass and I thought he should have been first to go as he's just doing what he's done his entire career - do what the choreographer says. Must be the gay mafia vote.
UGH, she is so foul. What is up her nose?
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Thank sweet minty Jesus! MK, as ALWAYS you make my day. I can even handle my hangover. xoxo
better without the makeup.all her sharp/angry turns and younger partners didn't help her this time.so long. :)
hahahahahh I watched it last night and thought what will MK write this morning. I totally agree about Cheryl and about Brooke (another annoying twat). I want Warren to win!!
Adios Mophead. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Who cares about the mop head?
The glorious Maksim made an appearance last night!
she is fake........no one at ^*^*SUGArbabyMeet.com ^*^*^*love her........
She is annoying!! I am so glad she was booted.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
look at those nasty butthole lips.. eeewww
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Okay, did she get some sort of horseshoe-shaped chin implant? I hope she sees this picture and never makes this face again. Ever.
"I have to sit on my fists (not in the nasty way)"
My first real smile of the day - thanks, MK! LOL
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 10:19am.
okie: LMAO those commercials crack me up, I am LOLing over here
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CANDYGRAM!!
"baby come back!!!"
awesome. That and the Stanley Steamer dog scratching its ass on the carpet are the shit.
On T: is that a little white powder i see in that nose?
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Saying "prune", ur doin' it wrong.
Loric, ITA
Time for an intervention.
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She's flat and that's that!
okie: LMAO those commercials crack me up, I am LOLing over here.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
lol @ Snowpiece.. She's a stinky mop.. She's going to be sending Mop-o-grams to the DWTS's judges trying to win a role back on the set like they do on those Swiffer commercials.. Candy Gram.. And then the mop peeks out from behind the tree..
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Thank you sweet Jesus!
You know you are on Dlisted too much when: You are watching Dancing with the Stars and Cheryl Burke gets kicked off and you think "MK will be so happy!"
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Hey fuck you MK! You know, sometimes i like to eat breakfast and read the coments too!
I know you know that ho! I know you know i dont like to clook at butt holes up close too!
why you got to do a bitch like this in the morning?
Damn you ho! I got some burke all up in my face i wasnt even expecting it.
HA HA HA!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
buh bye moppy, go wring yourself out in a bucket, you smell stale!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
adios beyotch!
I caught the end of the show last night and thought of you.
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She's flat and that's that!
Aw I'm happy for you and sad I guess if you have nothing to look forward to hating now.
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