Sadie Sandler Has A Sister!
BABIES!!! Adam Sandler and his wife friend Jackie have added another human to this earth. You better get your oxygen tank out soon, because we're running out of air to breathe!!
Adam wrote on his website yesterday: "Jackie and Adam had a beautiful baby girl, Sunny Madeline on November 2. Everyone is happy and healthy."
Sadie Sandler & Sunny Sandler?! They sound like a failed folk duo whose greatest achievement was opening for The Partridge Family in the 70s. There's too many fucking Ss there.
I also knew a Sunny once. She was really lovely, but she slept a lot. Slept a lot, because she was a fucking cat. These celebrities and their cat names!
P.S. - WHERE THE FUCK IS ASSHOLE SIMPONS'S BABY?! I don't blame Emo Baby for not wanting to come out.
P.P.S. - I can't wait to read the comments in this post while I nibble on my Pop Tart.
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Sunny? Ugh.
I worked with a woman who named her 3 daughters Hope, Harmony, and Joy.
It made me want to puke.
Congratulations...I don't want ugly kids in the future, so I'll say at least we all know that Sadie IS Adam Sandler's baby.
I know babies are all wonderful and crap but I seriously hope the girl looks like her mother cause Sadie is just homely... homely. I feel bad for her.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
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