Sadie Sandler Has A Sister!
BABIES!!! Adam Sandler and his wife friend Jackie have added another human to this earth. You better get your oxygen tank out soon, because we're running out of air to breathe!!
Adam wrote on his website yesterday: "Jackie and Adam had a beautiful baby girl, Sunny Madeline on November 2. Everyone is happy and healthy."
Sadie Sandler & Sunny Sandler?! They sound like a failed folk duo whose greatest achievement was opening for The Partridge Family in the 70s. There's too many fucking Ss there.
I also knew a Sunny once. She was really lovely, but she slept a lot. Slept a lot, because she was a fucking cat. These celebrities and their cat names!
P.S. - WHERE THE FUCK IS ASSHOLE SIMPONS'S BABY?! I don't blame Emo Baby for not wanting to come out.
P.P.S. - I can't wait to read the comments in this post while I nibble on my Pop Tart.
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At least that little kid isn't dressed up to hell in a 900 dollar dress and 500 velvet mary janes like Suri is.
Kid looks like a normal whatever-year-old she is.
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Makes me think of Sunny von Bulow. Poor lady is still in a coma.
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She's flat and that's that!
I'm really hoping Sadie grows out of this current phase she's in, otherwise, we're going to have the next Rumer "Taterhead" Willis on our hands.
Here's hoping Sunny gets her mom's looks!
hahha Gonnaburn, I feel the same way sometimes...like, why the fuck do I know that? Or, why do I care? Yep.
Hope you have a great hump day! ♥
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
Why is Sandler carrying Amy Winehouse? Get that child some cheese toast, STAT!
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my shits are prettier than the "beautiful healthy things" she pops out of her cunt
MissP- I just think it is sad that I have that information stored in my mental archives...
The problem with all these pictures of Sadie is... if her hair was combed and put up in pony tails and she was dressed in really cute clothes, it would make a HUGE difference and she wouldn't look any worse than many other celeb kids (Julia Roberts and Phinneus anyone? Kate Hudson and her son?) but for some reason, they kinda let her run around au naturale' with wild hair and tom boy'ish clothes and it makes her look unfortunate.
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Sadie Sandler looks like a mini Amy Winehouse.
Congrat to Adam and Jackie!! I love Adam. I always figured he'd have a baby named Gilmore. heeee.
"Hot damn Aunt Jemimah, that Pop-fart could have blown Ben Affleck's face off. Nice!"
Aw, Sadie is ugly cute. She will grow into a beautiful, "exotic" swan one day. Also..... I think Sunny is a cute name *runs away*
angel_i, I respect mothers more than you could ever know. But I am not mother material, so women don't have it in them. When I child gets antsy I can't handle it. You mommies rock for being patient.
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stop hatin on little kids, or im a start making cayleee anthony jokes! jeez.
Kids are super cute... When they are smiling and quiet. and not shitting or screaming.
Which is like, 5% of the time.
Thank kerist for hysterectomies...
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You're right~ I was thinking that too.
BTW, I like Big Daddy
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I don't know ladies, perhaps a hot oil treatment isn't the WRONG answer here.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:37am.
Holy Unfortunate Lookin Child Batman!! Good thing that little ugly is rich!
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You know - my daughter has an ugly little friend. Well - she HAD an ugly little friend. She's SO beautiful now! I totally din't see it coming. Some kids just gotta grow into their features - so all hope is not yet lost...
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she looks like she lost a lot of her baby fat. now if only we could find a diet for losing ugliness.
I was so blinded by all the SSSSSSSSSsss I thought MK said he was nibbling on a Pop Fart. Of course I had to go google this and yes it is there:
Pop-fart
A sort of parody off 'Pop-tarts'...A flatulent that comes so fast it pops out of the toaster (Butt) with incredible ferocity.
"Hot damn Aunt Jemimah, that Pop-fart could have blown Ben Affleck's face off. Nice!"
LMAO!!!!!!!!! That example is so going in my siggy.
I'm shocked that MK said nothing about the CROCS!!
Sadie looks slow, just like her father.
Damn, i sure hope the second one got the mom's looks this time...
Hopefully the child will be funny, unlike her Dad.
Adam is obsessed with that name. He has a "Sunny" chartacter in several of his movies including his own character in BIG DADDY. barrrf...
poor poor sadie...it is unfortunate that she looks like her dad, she even looks like she could be a little slow....i actually hope her sister looks like her so there arent horrible jealously & favoritism issues. sunny is a dreadful name. i never think of the sun shining, i think "sonny" and i think of some hairy, sweaty italian guy in a wife beater.
sadie & sunny also sounds like old nursing home sisters or twins who never married.
Holy Unfortunate Lookin Child Batman!! Good thing that little ugly is rich!
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Put a crown on that child's head and you've got yourself a real live Jughead.
I really hope none of those kids get a lisp.
Sadie is cuter now then when she was a bebe.
There's an italian saying "Cute in the cradle ugly at the table" Meaning cute babies grow up to be ugly adults and vice-versa. Evidence of that is...Suri is kinda lookin...not. as. cute. anymore.
Pop Simpson is holding back the emo bebe's c-section release until the election stuff dies down so Ash can get more press.
Asshole's baby popped out, cut his own umbilical(sp?) cord, put on one of Pete's panties on and headed for the hills. I don't blame him/her
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I totally think Jason Lee named his daughter something like Cleopatra Fitzimmons Lee.
(just guessing)
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Submitted by KA on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:34am.
If our son was going to be a girl, we were going to name her Sadie or Siobhan. My husband loved the name Sadie, I loved Siobhan. Thankfully we had a boy and both agreed on Elijah. :) And I don't call little children ugly - they could wrap their arms around you and tell you they love you and melt your heart in a second!
Not me, I'd screaming get this fucking ugly thing off me!
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Ha! I thought that said: ADAM Sandler has a sister. And then I thought WTF? We're heralding babies of the siblings of stars now? What's next: MK's next door neighbor?
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Jackie+adam+sadie+sunny- the last syllable of their names= Jackass!
That Jackie lady is pretty...Adam is not horrible looking...shit I feel bad saying what I'm thinkig,(about Sadie) but some of you said it already, so there
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Sadie looks like a tiny Fran Leibowitz, which is a pretty cool thing. She only needs a cigarette in her hand and a raspy voice to deliver barbs and wise-assery.
Mmmm.... pop tarts...
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If our son was going to be a girl, we were going to name her Sadie or Siobhan. My husband loved the name Sadie, I loved Siobhan. Thankfully we had a boy and both agreed on Elijah. :) And I don't call little children ugly - they could wrap their arms around you and tell you they love you and melt your heart in a second!
I think Asshole had her baby but she's hiding it from you MK.
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Goood morning everyone
Good morning MK
This everything bagle is hella good for some reason this morning.
Anyway, babies are taking over the fucking world. 2 of my friends are pregnant, one gave birth last month, am I the only one who isn't knocked up? Shit
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BABIES!!!!
Good god, not sure if they should keep having kids...their genes do not mix well...scary looking kid.
Who's next Sandy Sandler?
MK, my comment is
Your Arch Rival Mop Head was eliminated from DWTS last night.
Happy Wednesday to you!
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She's flat and that's that!
Michael K, I see your soft spot, you dont want to call out how frighteningly ugly this Spawn of Sandler is, so youre making us do it. Fine, shes a horrible little freak and way uglier than her fugly dad. The shit will really be funny if her sister is a beaut - picture Empress of Lucite beaut. Then the Evil Spawn will murder her. If the new baby is not hideous, immediate SecretService protection must be given to her!
I guess we know what Adam Sandler would look like if he were female
Forget babies... Michael K is reading this! I opened up IE so I could comment just cuz I saw that shit.
Someday I am going to have a sex change so I can be a hot dude and marry you and touch your no-no hole MK!
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Fuck Sadie is one ugly child. And I knew a Sunny once too. Went to school with that drugged out bitch, what an awful name for a child.
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Hopefully Sunshine and Puppies is a chip of her mother's block.
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Welcome Sadie and Sunny everyone! Let's hold hands and folk dance!!! *cue accordian*
Seriously. WTF did Jason Lee name his daughter??? How the hell do you complement Pilot Inspecktor? Quagmire Attendant? That poor girl is doomed, I tell you.
The Simpson-Wentz baby is too afraid to come out because it does not want to deal with its douche parents. They will name it Summer Eve.
Sadie is a girls name right?
I hope Sunny is cuter than her boysister.
the kid's he's holding face and ears made me dry-heave a couple of times
She's a looks a little Amy Winehouse-ish to me.