Wednesday, November 12th 2008

Sadie Sandler Has A Sister!

BABIES!!! Adam Sandler and his wife friend Jackie have added another human to this earth. You better get your oxygen tank out soon, because we're running out of air to breathe!!

Adam wrote on his website yesterday: "Jackie and Adam had a beautiful baby girl, Sunny Madeline on November 2. Everyone is happy and healthy."

Sadie Sandler & Sunny Sandler?! They sound like a failed folk duo whose greatest achievement was opening for The Partridge Family in the 70s. There's too many fucking Ss there.

I also knew a Sunny once. She was really lovely, but she slept a lot. Slept a lot, because she was a fucking cat. These celebrities and their cat names!

P.S. - WHERE THE FUCK IS ASSHOLE SIMPONS'S BABY?! I don't blame Emo Baby for not wanting to come out.

P.P.S. - I can't wait to read the comments in this post while I nibble on my Pop Tart.

Posted by: Michael K


El Bastardo's picture

Who smashed that kid in the face with a brick? Evil i tell ya!
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Madam Pince's picture

Let's hope Sunny isn't as ugly as Sadie. She really is the ugliest child around. Looks like she's the prune Ashley & Mary Kate are always talking about.

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WinosNeighbour's picture

This is how 'Google me, dumb f**k' must have looked like as a kid.

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angel_i's picture

This thread is funny.

Ugly
Ugly
Damn ugly
Ugly
Don't say ugly!
Ugly
Ugly
It's the clothes!
Ugly
Ugly
Ugly
People who say children are ugly SUCK!
Ugly
Fucking ugly
SO SO UGLY!!!

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JeffreyDahmer's picture

What an ugly kid.

let's hope this one isn't so f-ing. ugly.

Suki's picture

Submitted by Creepella on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:56pm.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:04am.

Also, I know it's not nice to judge kids, but she sort of looks like she got hit by a dump truck.

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WinosNeighbour's picture

If we are lucky, both kids have a lisp.....

Tehehehee :D

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ploppsicle's picture

I feel like I'm the only one who thinks this little sweetie is absolutely adorable...

Datura's picture

I've got a soft place in my cold heart for quirky looking babies/little kids. I don't think Sadie is that strange looking though. She's got really cute curls.

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TITS's picture

What a bunch of shallow people here today - you're placing value on a CHILD based upon the facial features it happened to be born with?

WHAT . THE . FUCK .

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DUDE's picture

I'm going to name my boys Pastrami and Salami because it's all about mi.

the DUDE! abides...

TITS's picture

Sunny? What, he really wanted a boy?

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Creepella's picture

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:04am.

Also, I know it's not nice to judge kids, but she sort of looks like she got hit by a dump truck.

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M.E.'s picture

Sunny!?!??!

Well, I guess it's better than Apple.

Creepella's picture

Sunny Sandler? Oy

I really hate to say this BUT Sadie is one funny looking child. It's not surprising though because mommy and daddy are funny looking too.

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Sunny, yesterday my life was filled with rain.
Sunny, you smiled at me and really eased the pain.
The dark days are gone, and the bright days are here,
My sunny one shines so sincere.
Sunny one so true, I love you.

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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous

GreenEyes's picture

Congrats to the couple!

On another note, they really put a lot of time into coming up with the name Sunny, didn't they - wasn't it Sandler's character's name in "Big Daddy"??

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Submitted by Graphicgrl on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:35am.
Poor Sadie looks like a young Amy Winehouse :(

That's exactly what I was thinking. Poor thing.

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Lor's picture

man that is one ugly kid

That is not Sadie's good side. Oy vey.

Trixie1223's picture

Say what you want about the kid, but Kate Hudson's son/daughter (still can't figure out what the fuck it is) gets the homlier than a bucket of assholes award.

LoLo's picture

He has use that name a lot for characters so i think it is for someone who was close to his heart.

Ive seen lots of babies who kind of look like her and they grew into good looking adults.

I think Adam is handsome.

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parissucksliterally's picture

I know a cat named Sunny.
Stupid name, I expected better.

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CONGRATS TO ADAM SANDLER AND THERE NEWBORN..BUT C'MON THEY COULD'VE GOT A BETTER NAME THAN SUNNY..I MEAN ANY NAME BUT SUNNY..THE BABY IS NOT A SODA FOR GOD'S SAKE.

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CariOn's picture

Hope neither of those kids delvelops a lisp!

KA's picture

I knew a Sunny once as well. Fucking bitch done stole my boyfriend in the 10th grade! Oh well, they were both psycho and made for each other.

Classof1997's picture

There's a special place in Hell for people who make fun of children. :-(

all these comments are making me so laugh, I am pooping in my pants--which still is prettier than that kid. by far, the ugliest celeb kid ever!

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Violet on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 10:03am.
awww, look, it's a baby Amy Winehouse
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teehheeee....that's just wrong but SO right

kdracofan's picture

hmmm. say something nice: congratulations on your new baby?

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StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

Good lord!! He he said the new baby is beautiful, is he using his bull dog's eyes to say that. Doesn't he notice the first one is hideous.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

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I don't even know what to say to this. I thought Mom was a model.

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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:32am.

That poor kid was hit with the ugly stick--TWICE!
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My friend, that kid was assaulted by the entire Ugly Forest; you're too kind! =P

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Sheryl Crone's picture

Finally figured out who that child reminds me of! Meeno Peluce!

chowgirl69's picture

PLEASE, this child makes Rumer Willis look like a golden goddess sent from heaven above!! Rumer should pay Adam good money just to carry that kid around with her in order to prove that she's not the ugliest thing in Hollywood. That is one goddamn fugly kid and if that makes me a horrible person for saying that then so be it...I'm okay with that.

Poor Sadie looks like a young Amy Winehouse :(

soul's picture

Amy W had a baby! ;> Sunny D, Sunny Corintohos, Sunnny Corleon..Sadies cute! :)

ChubbyWubby's picture

That poor kid was hit with the ugly stick--TWICE!

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Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on millionaire & celebrity dating club^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^ yesterday. What is he looking for on that site?

Oh, dear. I'm sure she's a nice little girl, but not cute.

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Suki's picture

HOLY SHIT .... that is one BUSTED looking kid.....I think that thing might actually be uglier than Princess Tiiiiamilamadingdong..........*MY EYEEEEES*

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KittenKatinCanada's picture

I hope neither of those kids has a lisp.

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LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

If they don't name their third Happy I'm going to have a tantrum.
Also, I know it's not nice to judge kids, but she sort of looks like she got hit by a dump truck.

helenmucus's picture

my what an attractive child!

Jan_In_The_Pan's picture

See...Rich is good...but this picture is exactly why women owe it to their children to marry handsome men. Don't get riled up, ugly guys. You can still have women. Just find an ugly woman and then go off, hand in hand, and get spayed/neutered. These Hollywood brats who get daddy's face are just hard to look at.

Be responsible ladies: only screw hunks.

Dibs on Simon Baker. Too late. I called it. Ya snooze, ya lose. (God, I don't normally like blond guys but I would soooo make an exception for him.)

DJ Tanner's picture

Poor little girl, she looks just like her daddy.
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oklahoma's picture

Dustbunny.. Yes, I seen Zohan.. It was really funny, and he looked way do-able in it, also..

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Ms. Caligula's picture

I hate to say this, but that one kid Sandler's holding in the picture is fug. She(?) looks exactly like him. I feel sorry for her(?).

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Submitted by oklahoma on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 10:13am.
I was watching Airheads w/ Adam & Brendan Frasier the other day.. Adam was so fucking hot in that movie.. He was pretty sweet back in the day.. And yeah, I'd still totally do him, or let him do me.. Whatever he wanted!! lol

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