Sadie Sandler Has A Sister!
BABIES!!! Adam Sandler and his wife friend Jackie have added another human to this earth. You better get your oxygen tank out soon, because we're running out of air to breathe!!
Adam wrote on his website yesterday: "Jackie and Adam had a beautiful baby girl, Sunny Madeline on November 2. Everyone is happy and healthy."
Sadie Sandler & Sunny Sandler?! They sound like a failed folk duo whose greatest achievement was opening for The Partridge Family in the 70s. There's too many fucking Ss there.
I also knew a Sunny once. She was really lovely, but she slept a lot. Slept a lot, because she was a fucking cat. These celebrities and their cat names!
P.S. - WHERE THE FUCK IS ASSHOLE SIMPONS'S BABY?! I don't blame Emo Baby for not wanting to come out.
P.P.S. - I can't wait to read the comments in this post while I nibble on my Pop Tart.
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haha dude this post made me laugh so hard...
http://www.theinsider.com/news/396505_Adam_Sandler_s_daughter_looks_so_m...
The person who made this comment:
"that is the most butt ugly mongoloid thing i have ever seen in my entire life....it looks like a drooling meat sack that should have a sign around its neck saying dddduuuuuhhhhh feeeeeeeddddd meeeeee!"
MADE MY NIGHT! I cant stop laughing!! Oh lordy. I am so so so mean..
OMG FUGLY LITTLE BOY!!!1!!
i'm glad i'm not the only one who doesnt like all these babies being born & stealing my air!
She just needs a different hairstyle, I guess. About six inches longer in the front and she'd be adorable!
nooooooooooooo she's cute! :)
That poor little girl is not cute. She looks just like Sandler.
I'm still waiting for Jason Lee's fucked up baby name. Why has it never been released?
OMFG You all are cracking me up!!! I'm crying....thanks
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Poor, poor ugly lil' babies. Will somebody please sterilize Adam Sandler?
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hahahaha, the kid looks like amy winehouse.
But off topic:
Bob Geldof's daughters: Fifi Trixibelle Geldof, Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof (known as Peaches Geldof) and Little Pixie Geldof (known as Pixie Geldof) are pretty much screwed for life.
As is their sister he took guardianship of after their mother died, Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily.
Children are not cartoon characters and celebrities must learn that these kids must live on earth, not some make-believe wonderland. Duh!
Inflatuated, i will agree with you there, poor Tiger Lily should be returned to her Grandmother in Queensland, australia for any normal sort of up bringing. Or she'll be buying coke before shes 15.
Why would they dare to have another kid when the first one turned out this ugly?!
hear hear! *golf claps*
lol okay?
in the united states alone, between 3 and 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! support animal shelters<3
Holy Batman Sadie is one ugly kid. Good thing her parents are loaded.
Sunny is a cute name, reminds me the Lemony Snickett series.
Oh poor little girl in that picture! Mama doesn't look too bad but this little one made the fatal mistake of looking like her dad.
I hope she doesn't talk in his "stupid voice". You know, the one that he used for ever character he ever does?
No wonder he's carrying her. She's probably dehydrated. (The kid's so ugly she's gotta sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.)
Okay, I've spent enough time picking on the poor little rich mutant. I'm going to bed.
If not, at her bat mitzvah they can give her a gorgeous Louis Vuitton rock to crawl under.
...maybe she'll be pretty when she grows up
now, THAT´s an ugly kid
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I agree....where's emo baby?
And you're so funny about your pop tarts!! Love you MK!
Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 5:07pm.
True enough. I had a cousin who was really beautiful as a kid. Platinum blonde hair, big brown eyes, just cute, cute, cute.
When the cute went away, it didn't just wander off, it hopped a bus to Timbuktu and was never heard from again.
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Ha! That sounds like what happened to Britney! LOL
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She's so ugly, Adam takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Compared to the future offspring of Sasha Fierce and Jay-Z, little Sadie is Miss Universe.
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Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 3:59pm.
I don't feel bad about picking on a little kid like this because (a) she's not gonna read it and (b) her father can afford to buy her a gorgeous, custom, designer-made bag for her fugly little head.
It's not like I'm going to go up to her and yell at her for hurting my eyes. At the end of the day, she owes me and apology for traumatizing me as she has.
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Oh my GAWD I cried for 10 minutes after reading this...and I haven't stopped laughing....
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People, stop it! You're killing me! We all see the resemblance to Rumer. Let's pray for better for Sadie. After all, her parents aren't shallow idiots, like Rumer's. Maybe they'll send her to college (gasp). Better to be smart than beautiful, anyway.
Submitted by KT on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 7:44pm.
in the united states alone, between 3 and 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! support animal shelters
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hear hear!
*golf claps*
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
omg his poor little girl... yikes!!
in the united states alone, between 3 and 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! support animal shelters<3
Funny how all the goodlooking skinny kids who made fun of my fatass in school all grew up to be fat with no personality
and now i'm hotter than all of them - Karma.
There's hope for her, good luck Sadie.. i'm on your side! Just don't turn into a Rumer.
Yikes that poor kid. Shit. She is not cute. Sad, cuz I love Adam, but what a fug kid...
Like Bruce and Demi's potato head child and Jordan' scary princess creation, some pretty people make fucgalicious products.
I hope she grows into it, rather then away from it like the willis kid.
That's an ugly kid, plain and simple. Same goes for Kate Hudson's son, Jordan's daughter and a few others I can't think of right now. Maybe they'll grow out of it, but it's doubtful.
Like my mom always says, even as a parent you KNOW when you're kid is ugly, you just don't say it.
Say what you want about the kid, but Kate Hudson's son/daughter (still can't figure out what the fuck it is) gets the homlier than a bucket of assholes award.
Holy shit Trixie I almost shit myself laughing when I read that...SOOOOO true! I wondered for a second why Adam was carrying around Rhea Perlman...
Alot of cases are proven that ugly parents make very beautiful children, I guess this is not a proven case.
He's not ugly as in a monster ugly and she's not so bad, but that baby is ummmm yeah ugly. I hate when people say all babies and toddlers are beautiful. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO people they are not, only a parent will say that. Single people say the truth. If the kid is ugly, it's ugly and that's the end of that. Hopefully for her sake, she will grow up and be somewhat attractive, but by the time she's an adult w/all the technology and plastic surgery shit, she could become the next Angelina (barf).
why don't they comb her hair? that might make her look a little cuter.
True enough. I had a cousin who was really beautiful as a kid. Platinum blonde hair, big brown eyes, just cute, cute, cute.
When the cute went away, it didn't just wander off, it hopped a bus to Timbuktu and was never heard from again.
I gotta tell ya...a chick who looks like JFK, Jr. wouldn't be all that pretty. (See also: Caroline Kennedy)
Yeah... my point is just that you never know, an uncute kid can grow up to be good-looking and vice versa.
It looks like the kid's mom is trying to make herself look better next to her child by sticking her in those homely brown clothes and giving her that fugly haircut.....and Adam Sandler looks like he knows, and he ain't too happy bout it. Either that or he's pissed that he's gotta be photographed carrying the tater head around. That child looks about 70 in the face.
I gotta tell ya...a chick who looks like JFK, Jr. wouldn't be all that pretty. (See also: Caroline Kennedy)
If they want Sunny to start sleeping through the night any time soon, they might wanna pack little Saddie off to a kiddie kibbutz for a while.
OK, honestly? Sure, my first thought was "Not a cute kid." Then I realized she looks a little like John F. Kennedy, Jr. did as a toddler... and he turned out gorgeous. So you never know.
Kid looks like Amy Winehouse/Sarah Silverman combo, i.e: No good.
I think the reason Sadie is so 'unfortunate looking' is because she looks like a mini version of her dad. And let's face it, as far as guys go, Adam Sandler is not a looker. So that face is certainly not going to make it as a female. But Adam Sandler IS loaded, so I'm sure he will get his little girls whatever plastic surgeries they want, once they are old enough of course.
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No danger of me having kids this ugly. I saw this picture and actually felt my tubes tying themselves. Nature is funny that way.
Come on people. She's just a child and cannot help what genes she is born with. I bet she will grow up and be beautiful. Let's just pray your children don't look worse. What goes around comes around they say.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 4:00pm.
Why is Adam Sandler carrying Bob Dylan around?
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Well, perhaps his daughters will have their father's unfortunate countenance, but Sadie and Sunny will be just fine because I believe their parents will give them a loving proper upbringing.
But off topic:
Bob Geldof's daughters: Fifi Trixibelle Geldof, Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof (known as Peaches Geldof) and Little Pixie Geldof (known as Pixie Geldof) are pretty much screwed for life.
As is their sister he took guardianship of after their mother died, Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily.
Children are not cartoon characters and celebrities must learn that these kids must live on earth, not some make-believe wonderland. Duh!
That child is ugly. Her sister will be ugly too. At least the Willis sisters will get a chance to relinquish their crowns.
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"Ugly" is such a, well, ugly word. I prefer the softer "esthetically unfortunate."
Why is Adam Sandler carrying Bob Dylan around?
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I don't feel bad about picking on a little kid like this because (a) she's not gonna read it and (b) her father can afford to buy her a gorgeous, custom, designer-made bag for her fugly little head.
It's not like I'm going to go up to her and yell at her for hurting my eyes. At the end of the day, she owes me and apology for traumatizing me as she has.
You guys are making me laugh. Poor kid.
She looks rough. She looks like she just woke up and she didn't put her face on yet or anything! LOL I don't why it's making me laugh so much. Carry on.
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I never call toddlers ugly but in this case I will make an exception. Sadie definitely has a face for radio. A face only a mother could love.
Let's hope baby number 2 is cuter than this.