But How Are His Eyebrows?
The gardener with the floppy manchichs from "Desperate Housewives" was being a d-bag at a club in Monaco, hanging out a second-floor balcony when he fell 30-to-40 feet and hit the ground. Dirty douche water exploded everywhere. After they cleaned that up, they took Jesse Metcalfe to a nearly hospital where he had a brain (HA!) scan. That brain scan must have taken hours. The technicians couldn't figure out why the x-rays only had the words "not available" on them.
Jesse was released from the hospital in Monaco today and flown to London where he had a C-Scan. His spokesbitch said, "He accidentally slipped off a balcony and was knocked unconscious, but he is fine and now recovering from some minor bruises in a London hospital."
Translation: douche + booze + balcony = busted head.
I'm sure that through all this drama his eyebrows remained faaaaabulous. You know that when he hit the ground he started screaming about his eyebrows. The ambulance had to take him to a salon first to make sure one eyebrow hair wasn't out of place. He's serious about that shit.
Here's Jesse with an owie being wheeled around the airport today.
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I don't care what anyone says, I totally would have ridden him while he was knocked unconscious. Is that tacky ?
Never noticed 2 things---how short she is and how wide her ass is! Yowser!
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
*takes a breath*
...ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! :D
He couldn't handle a 40 foot drop? What a puss.
What a douché bag....
I'm glad he's not dead, but...
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
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I'm glad he wasn't seriously hurt. (Pause) ahahahaha! What an idiot!
I LOL'd a few times on this post.
This guy is a loser and a gf beater. I saw him in a parking lot once with his gf before the desperate housewives days when he was just a little soap opera tart...he was cussing the shit out of her and being pretty rough with her.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
I think his pec implants absorbed much of the impact, saving his life.
But of course he's never had pec implants, so no confirmation forthcoming.
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Lest we forget.
What an ass!
so weird...he's a combination of douche and gay...so he's a gouche?
he must have landed on his manboobs, not a scratch
well played, moron
DAE:
You can search this Gmail forum or post there for help. :)
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I just wanna know if he bounced.
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:39pm.
Now he'll prolly get hooked on Percocet.
It is the middle of the night. I thought you said "he'll probably get hooked on Pentacost".
2nd floor would be 15-20 feet. They are trying to be dramatic.
hi skybitch. I thought cops was fake.
***Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:30am.
Did you ever see the criminals on the TV show Cops. As they're running from the police, they jump off buildings, bridges and crash their cars. You'd think they would at least break a leg or something. They always seem to get right up and start running again, amazing.
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I've done everything you said (aside from running from the police), but there were never any cops around.
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I saw him at LAX once and he was a dick. he flew coach. lol
He was drunk and didnt feel it.
Submitted by hrb2578 on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:01am.
The guy falls 40 feet, and not even a scratch? No bandages? Bruises? Lies, all lies!!!
Did you ever see the criminals on the TV show Cops. As they're running from the police, they jump off buildings, bridges and crash their cars. You'd think they would at least break a leg or something. They always seem to get right up and start running again, amazing.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
DAE: Did they ask him for an alternate e-mail addy when he signed up for the account? I don't have google mail, but they did that with my mail account, and I've had to have them send me my password before to my alternate addy. Hopefully, he signed up with an alternate as well....?
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The guy falls 40 feet, and not even a scratch? No bandages? Bruises? Lies, all lies!!!
We once had two drunken teenagers fall 30 feet from balconies (on different occasions) in our jurisdiction. The doctors predicted they'd die sometime during the night, but both recovered from their head injuries. I spoke to one on the phone a few weeks ago and he is pretty much back to normal. It's unbelievable.
Also, in the late 1950s, my grandpa fell 40 feet while he was painting a water tank when his scaffolding broke. He was in the hospital for 2 months. The fall knocked most of his teeth out, he suffered a broken jaw, a couple of broken ribs, bit off half of his tongue, he had back problems the rest of his life, and one side of his face ended up partially paralyzed. All in all, though, he made a pretty miraculous recovery and lived on another 50 years to become the sweetest grandpa ever. :)
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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:39pm.
Sheeps!
xoxoxo
well, we can hope.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
If he fell 30-40' onto anything but thick foam, he'd be dead now. Maybe this is that French thing where the 2d floor is what the US would call the 3d floor. Now he'll prolly get hooked on Percocet.
Do we care enough about this D-bag to waste a post on him MK? I guess so.
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Submitted by mike on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:04pm.
If a douchebag falls from a 30-40 foot balcony, and no one's there to hear...
Do they still explode in a huge cloud of gayness?
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:19pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:16pm.
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Most excellent. Now that's a relative we'd all like to claim. xoxo
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I know right, espically one that willing to come that late at night!
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Submitted by mike on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:35pm.Well, considering he was in Monaco, at least we know he's found a sugar daddy to fund his lifestyle.
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That's what I like about you, Mike, you're always a glass-half-full kinda guy! :D
Submitted by Mr. President on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:00pm.
CTH: Your link took me right to the Scientology home page.
wow, no surprise there.
did you see Revolta's anus and tommy girls penis?
cause if you did, feel free not to share.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
CTH: Your link took me right to the Scientology home page.
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Do you think they shaved his hairy ass before the scan?
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Submitted by chilly0047 on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:36pm.
Really?
Because I found him at a site called
www.gaystryingtopretendtobehetero.com
I wonder what he's looking for?
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Is that "Balki" from Perfect Strangers walking beside him?
more douche bags need to fall 30 feet off a balcony...it's the only way for the world to be rid of them....
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you can always tell someone's character by how they treat those they don't need to treat well...
He is a good looking guy, but he's fucking up his life.
Submitted by RichBitch on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:33pm.
Fuck! Some cunts will do anything to stay in the tabloids!
Well, considering he was in Monaco, at least we know he's found a sugar daddy to fund his lifestyle.
Some cunts will do anything to stay relevant in their own little minds!
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:16pm.
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Most excellent. Now that's a relative we'd all like to claim. xoxo
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
Submitted by roxie on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:15pm.
I hate Chumbawamba! They are a bunch of dickheads.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:00pm.
@DAE, I wish I could help but I don't know shit from shinola about google :( If it's anything like Yahoo however, I'd suggest just getting another account. They never once responded to similar questions I mailed them in ref. to similar problems. Hope someone here can help ya, lady.
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Ha I couldn't even find where to send an email to, to ask for help. Google can be so confussing.
Success though, my friend called his brother, who very nicely came round (it's almost 3am over here! lol) and sorted the problem out in about 5 seconds.
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it reminds of that song you get knocked down but you get up again...he must have been totally wasted
Bahahahaha Mike! Not if you send your assistant to get more booze and chest wax.
If a douchebag falls from a 30-40 foot balcony, and no one's there to hear...
What was the last thing that went through Jessie's mind as he hit the concrete?
His shoes.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
@DAE, I wish I could help but I don't know shit from shinola about google :( If it's anything like Yahoo however, I'd suggest just getting another account. They never once responded to similar questions I mailed them in ref. to similar problems. Hope someone here can help ya, lady.
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
OT : HEEEEEEELP!!
Google's driving me insane.
Here's the problem a friend, using my comp, signed up for google mail. a account Verification was sent to his old email (the one he used to sign up with) he forget to verifi his account and did so tonight, of course the link was old and had timed out - a message from google appeared saying that they had sent another password Verification link to his google address, but how do we get to the address when we can't log in???
Please someone help!
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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 9:38pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 9:20pm.
Note to a certain someone here: Print this article and pack it in your suitcases before your next vacay. *coughs* DeeDee *Coughs*
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If I remember correctly, I learned this technique during my last vacay. My teacher a was certain "Houstonian" with a two story home and a knack with the eyebrow pencil.
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Hmm..I only remember a beautifully embossed Thank You card sent on behalf of my mad wedgie skillz. I never thought that could actually save a life or perform an instant vag rejuvination surgery.
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...