DIY Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong
If your name is Nicole Mary Kidman or Lisa Deanna Rinna, quit reading this shit. It might give you ideas.
Hang Mioku, a 48-year-old Korean woman, got her first taste of plastic surgery when she was 28 and she couldn't stop. The bitch became a plastic surgery crackhead. A plastichead if you will. Hang moved to Japan where she made herself look like Eric Stoltz from Mask thanks to several surgeries. Doctors finally told her they were done with her ass and she needed to go get some mental help. She ignored them.
Hang moved back to Korea and found one doctor who was willing to give her silicone injections. The back alley doctor gave her a syringe and silicone to take home, so that she could do it herself. When she ran out of silicone, she started using cooking oil. Yes, fucking cooking oil! Bitch, it's a face! Not a fucking pork chop!
Well, she could have rubbed a chicken drumstick in flour, layed it on her face and then went out and sunbathed. In a few sizzling minutes, she'd have a delicious fried treat!
I'm never going to look at a bottle of Wesson the same way again.
Basically, the cooking oil made Hang's face go from Rocky from Mask to the fucking Rock Monster! Hang finally realized she didn't look right when the neighborhood kids started making fun of her and calling her a "standing fan." Standing fan?! Maybe a standing fan dipped in wet concrete, let out to dry and then chipped down with a rusty chisel and ran over with a tractor trailer.
Hang didn't have anymore money to fix her face, so she went on TV and begged for donations. It worked and she was able to get another operation to get all the Wesson removed from her mug. It helped a little, but her face is still disfigured.
After the jump is a picture of Hang, but I'm warning you. This shit might make your face jump off your head, run to the kitchen and throw away all the cooking oil bottles. Jump at your own risk!!!
The Telegraph has a couple more pictures if you dare...
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Damn! And I thought I had self-immage issues.
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wow, she was pretty cute before this ugliness. I am convinced she is mentally ill.
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Cooking Oil.........
Michael Jackson should try this technique.
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damn,"THE BLOB"
Put her out in the sun and pour some Jiffy Popcorn on her face. Movie time!
:( so sad
uff....
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 6:25am.
I'm in a better mood this morning. And I am glad you dig the song. It's embarrassing, but I only know it because an ex once sent me Eamon's version and i deserved it, but you know how it goes. Frankee's is an answer to that, but I like hers because she sounds more pissed. Eamon sounds whiny. I will pretend I'm my actual age and not 14 most of the time, but I have my moments. He better feel bad. I'm not a jealous person, usually. Check out bare chested fucks as much as you want. I do too. Fuck, I can put on a belly shirt, suck a pacifer and call you daddy all night. But I can't compete with a vagina. Especially a vagina you once loved enough to marry so I get pretty fucking pissed. Anyway. Here's Eamon's version. In case you're curious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v9M86WFEmI
Didn't make me feel bad then and it still doesn't. Guess I have some shitty karma coming my way.
I never should have clicked.
I've lost my appetite for my McD's Hashbrowns.
Its very sad...I'm curious at what stage does a person go from a normal nip-tuck person to all out like her & that Oprah lady (who was very beautiful before, BTW)
Cooking oil???
This is the reason I avoid plastic surgery.
FUCK I regret the fact that I clicked that fucking "jump" button!! aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Submitted by Mr. President on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:02pm.
Chola Canola.
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I honestly don't see what was wrong with her face in the first place. She had a great smile and nice skin. She must have been truly sick to think that she needed all that surgery. Sad..
I say GODDAYUM!!!!
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thts was scary to see how ppl manage to outdo themselves n became NUTS
No sympathy for Wesson Face, she was fine before she fucked up her face to start with. Can't believe anyone would give her money to fix what she herself destroyed over twenty years. She's mental and no amount of surgery will repair her mind.
Submitted by gia on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:49am.
She's probably deep in debt. It's super easy to get loans in Korea. A lot of people are in debt right now. Some people have been so in debt, they kill their families then themselves. I've lived in Korea six years and I don't get it.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
"she now says that she would simply like her original face back"...no shit... that kind of hindsight must be really painful knowing how vain & crazy she was to begin with...i wonder how she could afford all the original surgeries to begin with, imagine looking like that & being in debt too?
Sad. Very, very sad. :(
Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 7:31am.
Holy moly. Why??? Of course she was a total idiot and a good shrink would say 'clear my diary,I'm going to be busy for a few months' but what I don't understand is why the doctors that continued to operate on this woman don't get arrested. Like Michael Jackson's doctors- I mean surely they are breaking some substantial rules. Poor cow, what a life.
Koreans are extremely obsessed with looking perfect (narcissistic would be a better term). And seeing a mental health professional is really frowned upon here. They never have problems. They're perfect!
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
that looks painful
And it's good to see that we are not the only country with dumbasses who do stupid shit than beg the public for money to fix it. She needs to ask for counseling money...
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Holy moly. Why??? Of course she was a total idiot and a good shrink would say 'clear my diary,I'm going to be busy for a few months' but what I don't understand is why the doctors that continued to operate on this woman don't get arrested. Like Michael Jackson's doctors- I mean surely they are breaking some substantial rules. Poor cow, what a life.
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think happy thoughts bitch!
Submitted by Diego on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:47pm.
I say this cuz I'm even older than you and I been there--don't do anything you can't take back till you know the whole story.
If he's not a total putz, he's gottan feel bad for her a little bit on a daily basis, y'know?
Maybe she needed some cheering up or something. hell, I don't know.
But don't burn your bridges yet. A good man is hard to find--esp. a one that smells good.
That said, I'm on your side.
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Submitted by Diego on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:50pm.
I woke up to that FABulous vid. Thanks--immediate iPod download. That will be my driving song for the day.
Lurves it, and lurves you.
Tell Aveda man you got options--all kinds of potential Diego stalkers up in the Dlisted!
Er, no don't tell him. I don't like fights...
Aw hell, FURB him. We do what we gotta do.
Got your back, jack!
Have a kickin day.
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Submitted by blah on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 3:37am.
Your cousin is right that Korean women are vain. But they have to be... they don't have any equality of opportunity to earn a living so they only way to get ahead is to marry well.
And that means looking pretty.
I can't really condemn people for working within a set of rules that was imposed on them.
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Mr. Noriega looked better before moving to Korea.
My cousin lives in Korea. He said the women there are obsessed with plastic surgery.
yikes! She should of tried olive oil it's healthier.
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Still sexier than Mickey Rourke.
Body dysmorphic syndrome. Sad.
oMG WTH is wrong with some people?
I could make fun of her shallowness, but I've known people with OCD and it isn't their choice. It really is sad. Koreans are obviously really nice people to take pity on her.
She's the Korean Jocelyn Wildenstein! How can these people think they look good when they make their faces look like Halloween masks??? On a positive note, she could be in the next The Hills Have Eyes movie and they wouldn't have to spend a dime on makeup or prostheses. Hope she doesn't get a zit - if she pops it, Wesson oil will shoot out all over the place!
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how sad! she started out so pretty!!!
That's awful. She needs to worry a whole lot less about her face - fucked up as it is - and start worrying about her emotional health.
Until she gets a handle on this the rest really ceases to matter.
I feel terribly, terribly sad for someone that does things like that to themselves.
That said.. she's like a low-rent Jocelyn Wildenstein right? Filthy!
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'Forgive me chickens, for I have sinned.'
Hang can't hang no mo'.
'Cause if there's one thing that she don't like, it's getting gang-raped and her hair extensions swiped...in the ghetto.
Dang! Body Dysmorphic disorder is a bitch!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
jokes aside, this story is tragic.
So oil makes your face fat just like it does to your ass? Good to know.
This bitch is beyond moronic. I'd actually feel sorry for her if she was a victim of something other than her own stupidity. Some people seriously need to volunteer their time to help others instead of being so self absorbed.
Jocelyn Wildenstein now has some competition!
Interesting!
My friend recommended me a very interesting place *** WEALTHYkiss.COM *** It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true!
Evil, dirty Korean whore.
She may be disfigured but she no longer needs to shell out for KY or sunblock. Plus, rainwater just rolls off her in beads.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:29pm.
SmOOches Pearly! James Haven is sorry he missed you!
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