This Bitch
We all know that Xtina has been sending Bat Boy to Lady GaGa's dumpster in the middle of the night, so that he can go through it and take her old clothes, wigs and clip-on bangs. Well, Xtina is playing dim in the brains and told the L.A. Times that she doesn't know what a GaGa is.
When asked what she has to say about whores saying she jacked Lady GaGa's look, she answered: "You know, that’s funny that you mention that. This person [Lady Gaga] was just brought to my attention not too long ago. I’m not quite sure who this person is, to be honest. I don’t know if it is a man or a woman. I just wasn’t sure. I really don’t spend any time on the Internet, so I guess I live a little under a rock in that respect."
They have so much more in common than I thought. Most of the time I don't know if Xtina is a man or a woman either. And she doesn't live under a rock, she lives in a cave! That's the only way Bat Boy can get any sleep.
Here's Xtina at some event last night looking like my rockabilly chola cousin Lupe after she went blonde one year. Although, Lupe's hair was hella patchy, because the cheap bleach she used caused that shit to fall out! HA! Dumb bitch.
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DAE is going to be mad.
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We don't like the look of it...
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After reading the latest comments, I'm thinking that she SERIOUSLY needs to drop this white-blonde look like a burning bag of poo/ASAP/NOW/STAT! It was already played-out when Gwen Stefani ripped it from Vadge who ripped it from Marilyn. Shit, can't be that hard to put her production team to work on a fresh look.
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Well all of that tranny makeup has finally seeped into her brain! I can't believe the BS that fell out her menstrual stained lips?! Bitch KNOWS she looks like a cheap copy.
i say forget that you are copyiny gaga--and maybe by mistake but where is her mom saying "you look broke as hell girl". my mom said that to me the other day when i hadn't showered yet and she was right! shame xtina's mom!!
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:44pm.
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Thanks Nitty, all I can say is at least Lady GaGa is conditioning her hair.
Blah, blah, blah...more God Warrior!!!
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Thanks PSL, Lady GaGa is a new one to me; I have some catching up to do.
Let this be a warning to those who think that they can do their hair coloring at home....leave it to the professionals.
Christina has been around for ten years and has had this porn star look for a few years. Lady Ga Ga is new and a complete unknown to many. How can anyone say Christina copied her style? It's the other way around.
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:39pm.
But I really love that her makeup is kind of simple. She doesn't have a whole bunch of black shit all over her eyes. Just lashes. And she remembered to do her eyebrows in a good color. It looks a lot less tranny.
...I'll cosign with you on that
BUT! those roots!! escandalo!!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 6, 2008 - 11:55pm.
Seriously, whenever you humans get bitten by ANY animal, just keep in mind these sacred 4 words: Bitch, you deserved it...
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
i admit she doesn't have as much makeup as usual but the hair color, the bangs--horrid!
Slutts, I have never heard any of Lady Gaga's stuff, but I have heard of her.
Xtina is a liar.....a fucking liah!
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Shatter your illusion of love
Is it over now, do you know how, to pick up the pieces and go home...
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Last video towards the end, Christina starts naming the people that inspired her new look (Debbie Harry, Velvet Underground...)
http://twistedrainbowdreams.blogspot.com/2008/11/christina-christina-chr...
Oh and I HATE that outfit. Burn it now please.
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You can't tell me she doesn't apply that crap with a spackling knife. Her hair is the same color as my granny when she was alive. Only my granny's was actually soft and moved.
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
She looks like a white witch barbie doll.
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I have been out of commission for the past few weeks, who is Lady Gaga?
I think I hear her hair crying.
You know a little nose job wouldn't kill her, I'm just sayin'.
Not Asslee Simpson nose job followed by denial but a little nudge.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
And yep -- not buying this "don't know who be this Ga-Ga man/woman/child" act, either.
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Geez Christina....your hair looks like it will break off at any second.
But I really love that her makeup is kind of simple. She doesn't have a whole bunch of black shit all over her eyes. Just lashes. And she remembered to do her eyebrows in a good color. It looks a lot less tranny.
they both look like cracked up Gwen Stefani's to me....
and Lady GaGa's real name is Stefani. coinkidink? hmmm
give Gwen her hair and lipstick back, bitches! she rocks it best
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 6, 2008 - 11:55pm.
Seriously, whenever you humans get bitten by ANY animal, just keep in mind these sacred 4 words: Bitch, you deserved it...
the only reason I know who Lady Gaga is because of Xtina so I dont understand her not being aware. How does Xtina not know if she's a chick?! Her name is LADY gaga-what a douchey thing to say.
Can't Lady GaGa sue her? It is so obvious that Xtina stole her look is not even funny...granted Lady GaGa has hints of Gwen Stephani but still...I never thought there would be a day when the most famous person copies the upstart artist...it is usually the other way around...ask Vadge...she built a career copying other people.
I agree. Phoebe Price has the same issue. Always with the wrong color palette...
the white hair really ages her. what's wrong with embracing a nice warm color??
Oy! If she'd dipped that weave in L'Oreal Natural Match True Black she'd have an awesome Betty Page thing going on. This bleached-out blonde thing is criminally played-out.
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Just not a pretty girl. She should just accept it. But she can't.
Triple that.
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Creole Lady Gaga?
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You got to find it, feel it, do it, oh God, YEAH!
I agree....LIAR!
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Did she make you cry, make you break down
Shatter your illusion of love
Is it over now, do you know how, to pick up the pieces and go home...
-Fleetwood Mac "Gold Dust Woman"
That was really condescending, referring to Lady GaGa as "that person" or "this person". She should be a little more gracious. When you're all defensive like that, it looks like you're threatened.
Excuse me...but I was thinking it yesterday with Salma...what is the wispy eye thing? Do we get this from watching too much Telemundo as a child?
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At times I think they're both copying Daryl Hannah in Blade Runner.
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yeah right xtina, you're a fucking pop star, even if you don't personally keep up with other pop stars, don't try to tell us that your people don't either and that they haven't filled you in.
I am a Xtina fan, I run to her music 4x week, but this is pure BS right here.