This Bitch
We all know that Xtina has been sending Bat Boy to Lady GaGa's dumpster in the middle of the night, so that he can go through it and take her old clothes, wigs and clip-on bangs. Well, Xtina is playing dim in the brains and told the L.A. Times that she doesn't know what a GaGa is.
When asked what she has to say about whores saying she jacked Lady GaGa's look, she answered: "You know, that’s funny that you mention that. This person [Lady Gaga] was just brought to my attention not too long ago. I’m not quite sure who this person is, to be honest. I don’t know if it is a man or a woman. I just wasn’t sure. I really don’t spend any time on the Internet, so I guess I live a little under a rock in that respect."
They have so much more in common than I thought. Most of the time I don't know if Xtina is a man or a woman either. And she doesn't live under a rock, she lives in a cave! That's the only way Bat Boy can get any sleep.
Here's Xtina at some event last night looking like my rockabilly chola cousin Lupe after she went blonde one year. Although, Lupe's hair was hella patchy, because the cheap bleach she used caused that shit to fall out! HA! Dumb bitch.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:25pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:08pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:00pm.
*grooms Tigerlilly*
Good kitty. Good, good kitty.
*slurpy cat lick*
All better now.
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"They've been prisoners of the gristle monster."
--MK
With those bangs, she is channeling that rockabilly bitch from Project Runway.
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Dick happens! - MK
Aw I think she has the most adorable family Jordan, Christina, and her kid seem so happy.
And Jordan honestly seems like a good guy, who cares if he's not a looker. Would you rather her be with Brad Pitt? Okay scratch that question. ;)
But yeah she needs to go for a different look, the whole Lady G thing is not working for her. I liked her hair from the dirty era or loose blonde curls. Just get rid of the bangs.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:36pm.
Ah, yes. That's it. However, I think Xtina, while certainly no great beauty is technically too purty for that label.
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Trudat. Ms Streisand more fits the belle laide bill.
@ Mrs. K,
*nods*
@angel,
Young Christina! She was soo cute back then.
I don't get it either, but if it makes her happy...so be it.
@wizz,
Christina does have a stylist. She's a fucking BITCH. Christina needs Trisha back ASAP.
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It's funny because I love Lady Gaga's music and even commented to my husband that she sounds a bit like Christina Aguilera. Then Xtina comes out with her "new look" which TOTALLY bites off of Lady Gaga...who is a very hot up-and-coming singer du jour. She knows EXACTLY who she is... she's just playing dumb.
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I like Christina but her ass is so fuckin lyin! She knows damn well who Lady Gaga is. Christina boo needs a new look ASAP. That dry bleach blonde shit sitting on top of her head is horrible.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:28pm.
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Jordan may be a mieskeit, but he is also a mensch
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i agree. He has always looked totally mensch-y to me. Can't talk bad about bat boy. Or even Xtina. This beesh does whatever she wants when she wants, and she does it with an attitude. Plus, she's got the money to do whatever the hell she wants.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Would you want to admit to knowing a person named Lady Gaga?
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Oh hell no! She is NOT trying to pull off some Bettie Page bangs! I hope Bettie Page is resurrected as she was and whips Xtina!
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:31pm.
"belle laide"
Etymology:
French
beautifully ugly woman : woman who is attractive though not conventionally beautiful
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Ah, yes. That's it. However, I think Xtina, while certainly no great beauty is technically too purty for that label...Just my opionion which is why she really doesn't need as much make up as she usually wears, and she doesn't need to be blonde...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Bullshit she didn't know who she was!
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
Submitted by girliebird on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:11pm.
Is it just me, or does it look like her foundation has actually come off on the hair around her face? It looks suspiciously peachy-orangey at her temples.
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I think that may be strands of what's left of her real hair escaping the wig.
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
That is one of the most butt ugly photos I've ever seen!!!! What the hell is going on with her?! Hire a stylist for fucks sake. What a slapper. Pray for your life if you ever run into her into a back alley. I'm scared even at this distance. And wipe that orange goop out of your hair...
That is my rant for the day, thank you.
"belle laide"
Etymology:
French
beautifully ugly woman : woman who is attractive though not conventionally beautiful
@DAE: I think she was cute. But I never noticed that nose before - that's fersure!
http://fileserver.glam.com/2/-231414519a4736703c.jpg
I like her looking a little less hard. It's such a forced thing that everyone does. Why does everyone hafta look SO HARD? I don't get it.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:24pm.
WORDS!
Jordan may be a mieskeit, but he is also a mensch.
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
The only thing remaining about her that is real is her stupidity.
the DUDE! abides...
OMG, I have the same wig she's wearing...... for Halloween.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:15pm.
O this one is really sad:
http://www.aolcdn.com/red_galleries/christina-aguilera-400a051707.jpg
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Meh, cubby vs skinny as rake.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:08pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:00pm.
1) Embrace the fact that you don't have much of an upper lip. Drawing one one in clown make up is not going to make it happen...
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And you promised you would never hurt me, Tiggs.
*sniffs*
*puts down own red Sharpie*
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Ahhhh, no, Cholita, no one can work a Sharpie like you...Xtina just don't have your mad Sharpie skills...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
To the people saying Christina can do better than Jordan
Christina on Jordan
"I start to cry when I think of all he has brought to my life. As a team, we make each other stronger, wiser...just better."
"I've had so many crazies around me. Finding a man who could deal with my success was an issue. An angel came to me the day I met Jordan."
Yeah, I'd take love over looks anyday.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:08pm.
@Tigerlily:
And now a AMEN to you!
You know - there are lots of ways to be pretty. Sometimes people who are really funky looking can be pretty if they adorn themselves well - carry well - and you don't gotsta go crazy. It's really more of an inside thing than an outside thing...
Like healthy Amy. Sometimes she was just SO pretty but really she's not very pretty at all...like that.
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Ain't that the troof! I like how the French have a phrase for a VERY unconventionally attractive woman/person (?)...What is it? Jolie-laide (my French sucks)...Anyway, it literally means ugly and pretty at the same time which seems harsh, but it's true. I think there's some really hot whores who qualify, and yes, surprisingly Wino is/use to be one of them...I mean, the ugly/pretty thing isn't gonna work for everyone, hence "unconventional", and there are peeps who just are beyond hope (Tori Spelling, Tater Head, etc.), but yeah, a lot of unconventionally attractive peeps can be gorgeous! Xtina may be one of them, but I don't think she really has enough fug...She's got 'meh', but not the "ugly" part of the ugly/pretty thing like Ellen Barkin has...I guess she has the right idea that she needs to glam it up to get over the "meh" factor, but she's going about it all wrong.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I am boootiful, no matter what you say...
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:15pm.
O this one is really sad:
http://www.aolcdn.com/red_galleries/christina-aguilera-400a051707.jpg
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Nooooooosseejooooooob!
O this one is really sad:
http://www.aolcdn.com/red_galleries/christina-aguilera-400a051707.jpg
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oh yeah i agree about bat boy. damn---i am sure under that clown make up is not a very pretty girl, but she is a celebrity, she could do better. hell, even britney had more taste. yeah, i admit, i think k-fed is attractive.....
God she started with the orange early. But anyway - she looks more natural. A moment of silence for her poor face suffocating under there. (or a moment of singing, I guess):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpBLGTBmTJg&feature=related
And AWWWWWWW!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzPPdVm7fDw&feature=related
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Is it just me, or does it look like her foundation has actually come off on the hair around her face? It looks suspiciously peachy-orangey at her temples.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:00pm.
1) Embrace the fact that you don't have much of an upper lip. Drawing one one in clown make up is not going to make it happen...
+++++++++++++++++++++
And you promised you would never hurt me, Tiggs.
*sniffs*
*puts down own red Sharpie*
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"They've been prisoners of the gristle monster."
--MK
@Tigerlily:
And now a AMEN to you!
You know - there are lots of ways to be pretty. Sometimes people who are really funky looking can be pretty if they adorn themselves well - carry well - and you don't gotsta go crazy. It's really more of an inside thing than an outside thing...
Like healthy Amy. Sometimes she was just SO pretty but really she's not very pretty at all...like that.
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i have to say Lady gaga is the best new artist. her cd is fantastic and she has the whole package, good music and awesome style. nobody complained when christina did the marilyn monroe look cos she is an icon and many people are inspired by her, but when you steal the look of a new artist it doesn't look good. and to pretend you don't even know who she is...please. she is being so defensive.
PS: that dress is horrible.
Submitted by GossipGrrl on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:54pm.
it's funny that she is trying to make nice with britney now. could it be because brit's got all the good press coming her way?
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Christina & Unfitney have been FRIENDS since their MMC days. They were the girls there the same age.
Christina has nearly always said nice things about Unfitney....apart from 2003 when the two had a slight tiff. Christina always sends Sean & Jayden bday/xmas pressies.
They may not be best mates, but they're friends - it's the fans and media that created the "war", not them.
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:55pm.
@ DAE: Giiiiirl! You gotta get hold of Xtina STAT on this -- I say start a petition from fans and photoshop some pics with that weave BRUNETTE and way less harsh lip and foundation colors! I don't think the Betty Page look is as played-out as this mess. Add maybe a modern twist to it.
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The problem is...alot of fans like it. They like this look - even the bangs. I liked the bangs...and then she curled them. Ewwww.
Looking forward to next era!
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Oh Christina...I'm just gonna wait for her to retract her comments like she always does.
She so badly wants to be this (super) bitch but she comes off sounding dumb as hell and immature.
I mean really how in the hell can she try and throw shade regarding ones gender when she herself has looked rather strong in the face on more than one occasion?.
Its best that Chrissy leave the bitch comments alone I mean at the end of the day its not as if shes gonna stand behind them and in this case that's a good thing.
Oh Tigerlily, you barb tongued viper you!
Careful everybody, this cat has claws!
I completely disagree with the clip on bangs comment though. Sometimes I just write Dr. before my name in mascara because I feel that, although I have not completed PhD research, I deserve the title.
Same principle.
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I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:04pm.
Good to see Mamie Van Doren out and about.
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BINGO!!!
You hit the nail squarely on the head.
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He was marvelous but you, darling
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
Good to see Mamie Van Doren out and about.
The color is way too harsh! Please change it Christina.
I do it once, I do it twice...
Now there's steak with the beans & rice... B.D.P
Xtina
1) Embrace the fact that you don't have much of an upper lip. Drawing one one in clown make up is not going to make it happen...
2) Aileen Wuornos had healthier looking hair than you....
3) Clip on bangs are the female equivolent to a clip on bowtie for men. If you refuse to make the committment for the real thing, just forget it....
4) You are not Marilyn Monroe...You are not even a poor man's Gwen Stefani. Get your own look and desknakify yourself while you're at it....
5) HOWEVER, while you are no where near as hot as you think you are, you can do WAAAAAAY better than bat boy...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
ok all, I am gone....gotta take lil Dude to Karate.......
I love going to Karate! Hot Sensei times.....heehee
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Did she make you cry, make you break down
Shatter your illusion of love
Is it over now, do you know how, to pick up the pieces and go home...
-Fleetwood Mac "Gold Dust Woman"
If my mom was behaving/dressing like this when I was young, I'd have bitten her nips off mid-lunch.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:53pm.
DreamyAguileraEyes on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:51pm
idk, maybe cuz we're harping on your girl.
I have no idea about this Lady GaGa.
And because I wub you and I wub your wub for her.
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*loooks at Christina's horrid outfit* *looks at comments*
Harp on!! lmao!
I had no clue she was until the VMA's.
I ♥ you all!
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Just DON'T go too pale with the foundation or complexion 'cause then she'll be accused of ripping off Deeta's look.
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The thought of not being able to keep up with current affairs sends a shiver down my spine. There are about a million blogs that I absolutely must check each and every morning.
I hope that she isn't one of those annoying people who think that being computer illiterate is something that is cute or should be paraded around as an accomplishment.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:45pm.
I will NEVER dye my hair myself again.....I turned my hair black years ago- had to keep cutting it off while I tried to lighten up a bit, and grow it out. It sucked.
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Did she make you cry, make you break down
Shatter your illusion of love
Is it over now, do you know how, to pick up the pieces and go home...
-Fleetwood Mac "Gold Dust Woman"
@ DAE: Giiiiirl! You gotta get hold of Xtina STAT on this -- I say start a petition from fans and photoshop some pics with that weave BRUNETTE and way less harsh lip and foundation colors! I don't think the Betty Page look is as played-out as this mess. Add maybe a modern twist to it.
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it's funny that she is trying to make nice with britney now. could it be because brit's got all the good press coming her way?
http://www.howlegit.com/link/link_details/christina-aguilera-is-sharing-...
DreamyAguileraEyes on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:51pm
idk, maybe cuz we're harping on your girl.
I have no idea about this Lady GaGa.
And because I wub you and I wub your wub for her.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I don't understand why Xtina's look has to be so harsh. I honestly think her skin hasn't been exposed to air for years.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:50pm.
DAE is going to be mad.
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Why?
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