Tuesday, November 11th 2008

This Bitch

We all know that Xtina has been sending Bat Boy to Lady GaGa's dumpster in the middle of the night, so that he can go through it and take her old clothes, wigs and clip-on bangs. Well, Xtina is playing dim in the brains and told the L.A. Times that she doesn't know what a GaGa is.

When asked what she has to say about whores saying she jacked Lady GaGa's look, she answered: "You know, that’s funny that you mention that. This person [Lady Gaga] was just brought to my attention not too long ago. I’m not quite sure who this person is, to be honest. I don’t know if it is a man or a woman. I just wasn’t sure. I really don’t spend any time on the Internet, so I guess I live a little under a rock in that respect."

They have so much more in common than I thought. Most of the time I don't know if Xtina is a man or a woman either. And she doesn't live under a rock, she lives in a cave! That's the only way Bat Boy can get any sleep.

Here's Xtina at some event last night looking like my rockabilly chola cousin Lupe after she went blonde one year. Although, Lupe's hair was hella patchy, because the cheap bleach she used caused that shit to fall out! HA! Dumb bitch.

Posted by: Michael K


she has perfected the tranny look

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Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:45pm.
remember when xtina was trying to be a proud latina? what the hell happen to that?

latinos everywhere were like "zorra, por favor".
(bitch, please)
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Sashas_minion25's picture

LMAO @ this heifer acting like she don't know who Lady GaGa is.... come on Chrissy, tell us another one!!!!

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Sit yo ass down!

We all thought LadyGaGa was a man, didn't we?

MadRose's picture

wow she looks like"busted up barbie".and what's with the five layers of make-up.i think she needs to pay a visit to britney spears' doctor.STAT!

Those really are clip-on bangs. Oh shit.

I bet she has about an inch of her own hair under that weave. That much bleach is only a friend to dirrty undies.

IzzabellVonRae's picture

Ew she's got orange sherbet colored makeup just sprayed on her weave.

Hairicane's picture

I dint know who lady gaga was/is either so i googled her. She seems to be very interested in FACE PAINT. Dam.

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Lady-Gaga-music-10.jpg

I learned how to face paint last weekend. I had no idea it was so easy. Plus I just heard that they have GLITTER FACE PAINT now, too. That's prolly really old news to some of yous....

Dea's picture

who the hell is lady gaga????? i don´t blame xtina for not knowing who that bitch is...

**whatever**

TheBreakdown's picture

She'd be 'cute' if she removed ten pounds of that tranny edition MAC!

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

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atm's picture

God bless her wit all of that.. bless that she has the key to stay long enough in this business with her voice.........

Karma Police's picture

Xtina has been around for 10 years but I have never really liked any of her songs but I LOVE Lady Gaga's "Just Dance".

Lady Gaga, for the win.

Her hair looks like the kind you get at a Halloween store. It's awful.

Squash Posh's picture

oh please! She sounds soooo defensive & bitchy. Even I know who Lady Gaga is, and I'm not into that kind of music. She was a fucking producer and huge in the club scene in NYC. So if Christina knew ANYTHING about MUSIC then she would know who Lady Gaga is. She knows shit and is of course a corporate manufactured singer (not artist)with not a speck of creativity. uh, I HATE when they call singers 'artists'. Get over yourself Christina...could she sound more condenscending?

Gigi-A-GoGo's picture

She knows who LAdy GaGA is. If someone was comparing me to another singer, the first think I would do would be to Google them just to see how similar we look. And celebrities are totally self-aware enough to do it too.

Bull!

her hair looks god awful. i wonder if she has any of her original hair left. and don't get me started on that makeup. seeing it all up close has pushed me over the edge.

letinstar's picture

@ deedee: i stand corrected...
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Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:45pm.
remember when xtina was trying to be a proud latina? what the hell happen to that?
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Have you seen Ms. Krazie? Maybe Xtina is taking beauty tips from her?

http://mskrazie.com/

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 8:54pm.

*looking around for the sweet wonderful DAE before I dare say this* Yes Christina has the pipes but could her songs be better? Especially from someone who idolizes Etta James?
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To be fair to Xtina - I get the feeling that she's cockblocked by the industry which is hard at work dumbing down the populace.

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Devore's picture

haterrrrrrrr!!!

I heard a Gaga tune "Just Dance" and like it.

LIARRR.
what else is new, pop artists ripping of electronic style.

letinstar's picture

remember when xtina was trying to be a proud latina? what the hell happen to that?
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you can always tell someone's character by how they treat those they don't need to treat well...

ew, Nellie Olsen face.

z-listed's picture

Xtina's hair should fall out too so she can start over again. It looks horrible!

That IS make-up caked in the sides of it! OMG, I was wondering why that looked so strange. What a ninny!

The best thing to happen to GaGa is Xtina stealing her look. I never heard of this tranny before now.
Tina is a girl trying to look like a tranny and Gaga is a tranny trying to look like a girl.
They should work together. It could be beneficial to both of them.

Beth4's picture

That's a horrible hair color for her. And doesn't she realize she's makeup caked in her hair? Tacky.

Haribo's picture

i don't know what to say anymore. i am done with xtina! lol there's no hope for her. she's always gonna be into that nasty, white hair.

StewieGriffin's picture

Yeah right she doesn't know who Lady GaGa is and she never goes on the internet. Bitch please. Well, could be...she actually looks more like Lady Bunny lately than GaGa and they both are tranny clowns, so that would make sense.

She She peritta's picture

If she dyed her hair darker it would make her blue eyes stand out. She also needs a new makeup artist.

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 8:54pm.

yes, song selection is the key.

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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous

putsomestankonit's picture

*looking around for the sweet wonderful DAE before I dare say this* Yes Christina has the pipes but could her songs be better? Especially from someone who idolizes Etta James?

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2) Aileen Wuornos had healthier looking hair than you....
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if i die laughing ima get phoebes legal team after you! i dont have time to read all the comments (i havent even read MKs posts in 3 days), i just had to see if anyone mentioned all the make-up in her hair and so far no one has?? you hwores are slippin! as soon as i have spell check learn the word hwores i have to go do my homework :(
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Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 9:06pm.
Rashy butted people never look happy and slightly distracted.

FabulousDivaBuns's picture

The Girl is a total swagger jacker.
She takes independents ideas and she thinks no body will know. She has been copying off Peven Everett's artist Billie Jewell for a long time now. The girl just sux
Copying is for little kids

I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.

Deb's picture

In the airbrush industry, Christina's orange hair look is described as "over-spray".

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Before Lady Gaga did the platinum blond Betty Page bangs thing she was sporting a big brunette bouffant a la Amy Wino.
Hardly original.
And she does not have Christina's pipes.
Team Xtina!

-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous

LMAO!!!!!!!! Lady Gaga just got owned!!!!!!!!!!

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Argh. She DOES have makeup in her hair. Oh, XTINA!

Lady Gaga needs a performing partner. Mister Poo-Poo? Sir Burpalot?

oh gosh!! who is she, she has no fans and fame at ^*^*SUGAR babymEET.com ^**^^** but i will share this pic with the ppl there...

Candy Lynn's picture

Christina Stopped copying Lady Gaga, or better yet...change your look.....Lady Gaga Overshadows you....she has your voice and she has more personality than you do....she doesn't need to resort to "stripping" or doing that "sexy" thing that is supposed you are doing. Lady Gaga is innovative and visionary.....She's gonna be the next Madonna. She has the Balls and ambition to succeed.....and like Madonna , Gaga is also Italian, so it must be in their blood. Lady Gaga is the best.....move over aguilera...

Deb's picture

Who has time for the internet when there are 7 layers of makeup that need to be spackled on every day?

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

from:
http://www.wmagazine.com/celebrities/2007/10/lady_gaga

"Like many young artists today, Lady GaGa defies categorization. But a general description would go something like this: go-go-dancing diva who writes her own disco-electronica pop songs. Oh, and Lady GaGa performs only in her underwear."

Underwear? How risque!
*blushing*

-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous

WipeOutPutOutGetOut's picture

She has the kind of natural beauty that says things like "Girl, I will cut you!" and "Leave $50 on the dresser."

But I love that she's pretty much a caricature of herself. These pictures are downright hilarious!

xultar's picture

Makeup in the hair. NIZE.

Hahaha! In a cave with bat boy.... LMAO

No, but honestly I think he'a nice guy.

Snarkley's picture

This is awful. What's wrong with her?

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Clean this mess up else we'll all end up in jail!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylr2D4Pwn58

Aphid's picture

Here's Xtina at some event last night looking like my rockabilly chola cousin Lupe after she went blonde one year. Although, Lupe's hair was hella patchy, because the cheap bleach she used caused that shit to fall out! HA! Dumb bitch.

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GOD I love you MK. I probably know your guacabilly cousin.

rotten_egg's picture

She deep-fried her hair, right?!. I know she knows all the hags she's trying to look like, but let's pretend we believe whatever she says. Anyway, I don't know who "lady gaga" is either and I don't give a fried wave's butt either.

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Cara's picture

When your fake hair starts absorbing foundation like a freaking Maxi Pad, it might be an indication that you're laying it on a bit thick.

I'm on the fence about her not knowing who Lady GaGa is. If she does know who she is, it implies that she isn't completely musically illiterate - which she seems to be. Considering her career is essentially a corporately created marketing strategy that distinctly lacks anything unique or original, it seems likely that she is telling the truth and has no clue about hip upcoming artists.

busybee's picture

SHE DOES look like the cholas on my street!! SHUT UP!

HAHAHAHA

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raidecakes's picture

ewww, her clown make-up has rubbed off on her wig!