Why Is Stephen Baldwin Still Here?
The dirty toilet plunger known as Stephen Baldwin vowed to move to Canada if Obama won. Somebody give that dumb fuck a newspaper, because Obama is our next president and Stephen is still here! I doubt Canada wants his ass either. When Obama won, they probably sent Stephen a bottle of their native maple syrup with a note that said, "Eh! This is the closest you will get to our fair Canada! Eh!"
Stephen lied to us all by not leaving. That's not very Christian-like. In the wise words of the God Warrior, "HE IS NOT A CHRISTIIIIAAAAAAN." It also wasn't very Christian of him to get Hannah Montana's initials tattooed on his body. Ew and ew.
According to TMZ, at some White House event last year, Miley Cyrus dared Stephen to get Hannah Montana's initials tattooed somewhere on his busted body. If he did it, she would let him guest star on her show. Well, yesterday at one of his book signings in Nashville, Stephen showed Miley his tattoo. He went through his part of the deal so she has to get through hers. Miley agreed that she'd let him cameo on her show.
No, that's not creepy at all. Well, it's only her initials, Stephen could tell people it means something else. Horny Moron? Hobag Mangina? Humongous Motherfucker? The possibilities are endless.
And since I mentioned God Warrior, it would be dark-sided not to post her most shining moment:
Image: Pacific Coast News
Stephen Baldwin can stay! Tell Susan Sarandon that Bush was a two term President and I believe she and her Tim Robbins both vowed to move to Europe if he won...well, guess what? They didn't leave! And it's 8 years later.
So if anyone needs to leave, it's them.
I hope you all get the pocket change that's coming to you!
omg the god warrior!! i havent heard about that bitch in ages!!! we made a parody of her a couple of years ago..it's pretty funny haha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RCnU8m5UgA
Yeah, anyone who supported McCain NEEDS to leave the country!
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Sit yo ass down!
what a creeper
Hey, I'm just the messenger...
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Dear Stephen Baldwin,
In case you're not clear on this, I'm not a big fan of liars or creepy pedophiliac-esque hypocrites.
It's time to man up, and leave the country, you intolerant, ignorant little fuck.
But if you move to Canada, I'll start a snowstorm that will make a Stephen King story look like a A.A. Milne picture book.
Leave the Canucks alone.
Take a bullet train straight to Hell.
And take Kirk Cameron with you.
I'm sick of you idiots making me look bad.
Er, bless you... a-hole.
Sincerely,
God
The bitch's crazy...My mission in life is to youtube her ass & see more clips
& oh the fist line also applies to Baldwin & Cyrus
And if I may go on-topic for a moment... How did I miss this God Warrior chick? I thought the idea of Trading Spouses was horrible and couldn't bring myself to watch more than a few minutes of one episode...but if I'd heard about this chick I think I would have been compelled (by the power of Jesus!) to watch at least a full episode.
And I guess Jesus told her to keep the dark-sided money after all. Otherwise she'd just be fat-assed hypocritical drama queen.
Well at the risk of having my head handed to me (and, let's face it, I'm all head) I sorta agree with Vadge's sentiments. Not that it matters because there is a deeply entrenched clique of folks here who gather each night (and it seems like some are logged in here 24/7) but for those of us who would like to log in, ready at least mostly on-topic comments and join in...it's a turn-off. Either you have to try to read three hundred comments (two hundred and fifty of which are guaranteed to be entirely off-topic) or you can toss your comment on the top of the pile and walk away -- as the odds of anyone else even being interested in the original topic of the thread are not good.
I thought the off-topic stuff was why they had a forum here but I guess it's not as much fun chatting there? I don't get it. But it does make this place less fun for those of us who aren't in "the in crowd" and don't have hours of time to skim through every post on this place each day... Oh, well. (And, yes, I know the Internet is a big place and I can roll my persnickety head to another gossip site, etc. But if you're free to post whatever you want, about whatever subject you want, on whatever thread you want...certainly I'm free to mention that I think it gets out of hand, noooo?)
Why are the christians who believe with every fiber of their being always so grossly overweight?? Whats that all about?
And fix your fuckin teeth.
as i was scrolling through, i didn't realize that was the god warrior in the video, it looked like stephen baldwin
Submitted by Vadge on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 2:34am.
No problemo. Anything else we can do?
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
Cheesus!
I have so many friends who really like this website because MK is hilarious and should be a comedy writer. But it sucks and I mean SUCKS when you are reading the blogs and all you read are personal discussions between friends that are way off topic. Take it somewhere else! that is just plain rude.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:58am.
I thought when you talked about clubbing baby seals, it just meant you were all going out dancing.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
TV snowshoes are hard work and not nearly as much fun as look. But I think you'd really like my seal fur mukluks! Pungent!
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:48am.
Do you have any stiletto heeled snowshoes?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
TV not only a tub but a toilet too! and that new fangled lectricity.
I trust you like ice wine and walks in the rain?
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:39am.
True, it is Canada we're talking about. Does your igloo have indoor plumbing?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
TV - You should first ask if I have a television.
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:30am.
Do you have basic cable?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
TV I have a really really oomphy comfy couch that folds out.... no rent if you put out... the cat.
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
and a crocheted kleenex box holder with a tail at the back and a doggie face at the front?
hand tatted doilies or store bought pressed cut shit?
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
I vow to move to Canada if he ever gets another paying job. Yeah, I better go pack.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:00am.
@ angel_i
Please, please, please tell me that they had those knitted/crocheted dolls to cover up the extra rolls of toilet paper.
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Always gotsta check after I brush my toof. lol
Yes. With the tiny ballerinas crocheted into the top. You know it, hunny:) Nite(;x)
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@ angel_i
Please, please, please tell me that they had those knitted/crocheted dolls to cover up the extra rolls of toilet paper.
Those were the tackiest things and everyone seemed to have one - in C'wood - for some bizarre reason.
Night, doll.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 8:32pm.
@angel--
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 8:23pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 8:16pm.
Yeah, dude - they taught me how to play cribbage and crocheted/knitted (depending on the day) me lots of cool winter clothes:)
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We do this Halloween tradition down here where you leave a gift bag anonymously at someone's doorstep with a tag that says "You've been boo'ed."
Somebody left my neighbor a crocheted doorknob cover in his boo bag. I came home from work, and he's in his yard holding it, screaming down the street, "Are you muthers makin fun of my one left nut??"
He's like Lance--just got one ball after cancer surgery.
I was all, "Hey man, that's a knob cozy."
He gave me an eff off look and went inside. I laugh with his wife about still.
So props to Bea/Dick for crocheting. that's awesome.
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Ha! Awesome story! Poor dude lol.
But seriously? A knob cozy? LOL No wonder he gave an "eff off look"!
And, I dunno about others but MY Newfoundland is a doily/cozy paradise! Once my step-father went away for the weekend and I guess my mother had a Newfie moment cuz we spent the whole time covering the house in wool. All of said cozies and doilies were removed within 24 hours of his return lol.
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:20pm.
A land so cold you need door knob cosies.
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haha! Reminds me of the potholders and towels tied to metal door handles and knobs of restaurants and other businesses down here in So Cal when it's over 100 F.
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get the fuck outa here! wouldn't a/c take care of that?
oooh you're messing with us!
I'll take cold over hot any day of the week. I could do without the frozen hair though - that sucks.
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
"Dirty toilet plunger" is right. The whole family is über-douchy if you want my opinion. Self-entitled, complacent, ignorant morons.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 8:34pm.
Jiggy - that's hilarious.
A land so cold you need door knob cosies.
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haha! Reminds me of the potholders and towels tied to metal door handles and knobs of restaurants and other businesses down here in So Cal when it's over 100 F.
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stephen needs to sit down with the lord and ask him why he made him the fugliest, loser baldwin of them all....
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you can always tell someone's character by how they treat those they don't need to treat well...
There are no big ex-celeb reality series that he could whore himself on in the name of J.C.
When did this guy become such a colossal douche? I loved the Usual Suspects... oh well.
Submitted by ocd can be good on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 9:33pm.
@Mrs Kravitz. I hate hockey. I hate hockey hair
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may i say i just love that Hitler cat?
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Every time there's an election, a whole bunch of celebs insist that if [insert name here] wins, they're moving to [insert country here].
None of them ever do.
Why is this news?
@Mrs Kravitz. I hate hockey. I hate hockey hair. Finally, if I have to listen to that Hockey Night in Canada theme song...it's like Heidi Montag singing. I never even know who's in the Playoffs, which somehow are still going on in June, and I'm looked at like I'm a traitor.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 8:25pm.
That's a dirty rotten lie. I don't say aboot. Take it back. If I knew Sock Monkey, I'd promise her a year's worth of fabric softeners to bite your ankle.
You're serious, aren't you? And you're Canadian. Hmmm. I wish we all had microphones so we could listen to each other say 'about'.
'it's not that blatent, more like abooout'. That's even worse. :) I'll be home in abooout 10 minutes? Oh yeah, I can just hear myself saying that. Where do you think the East starts?
I like Cribbage but Mrs. Kravitz, bless her heart, warned us about you.
Sorry that I called you a liar. That's what I called the Baldwin brothers. Please forgive me.
Buh-bye, Steve-O. Don't let the door blahblah etc.
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
and all this time you thought I was rooting for Obama but no I was really voting for Stephen Baldwin to get the fuck out of America. Just trying to kill 2 birds with 1 stone...
America has spoken, Stephen, you ain't gotta go home, but you gotta get the hell up outta here
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 6, 2008 - 11:55pm.
Seriously, whenever you humans get bitten by ANY animal, just keep in mind these sacred 4 words: Bitch, you deserved it...
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 8:32pm.
Did someone say CRIBBAGE?
I play online at yahoo games if anyone wants to try their luck!
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OMG DON'T DO IT.
*whispering*
She's a hustler
I used to have a 401(k). Not anymore.
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
anyone taking up a collection to get his ass the hell out of here? I vote we duct tape him in one big lump and ship him to (this'll start a war, I just know it) Iran.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 8:34pm.
I'm down in Dixieland, USA bebe. It's not too cold here, we just like needlecraft I guess.
He was so frickin pissed off. I laugh everytime remember that. What an idiot.
Guess he didn't have an Aunt Bea.
Ah well.
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They confiscated my *Little Caesar* because they feared it would spread Mad Cow, via my Shi Tzu. --joe shmoe (and Daniel Ratcliffe in Equus)
Jiggy - that's hilarious.
A land so cold you need door knob cosies.
Where you at?
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
Did someone say CRIBBAGE?
I play online at yahoo games if anyone wants to try their luck!
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
@angel--
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 8:23pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 8:16pm.
Yeah, dude - they taught me how to play cribbage and crocheted/knitted (depending on the day) me lots of cool winter clothes:)
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We do this Halloween tradition down here where you leave a gift bag anonymously at someone's doorstep with a tag that says "You've been boo'ed."
Somebody left my neighbor a crocheted doorknob cover in his boo bag. I came home from work, and he's in his yard holding it, screaming down the street, "Are you muthers makin fun of my one left nut??"
He's like Lance--just got one ball after cancer surgery.
I was all, "Hey man, that's a knob cozy."
He gave me an eff off look and went inside. I laugh with his wife about still.
So props to Bea/Dick for crocheting. that's awesome.
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"They've been prisoners of the gristle monster."
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 8:22pm.
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Hahahahahahha! I never seen Eddie Izzard outside of *The Riches*; He looks my aunty Peggy, but cuter. And with better fashion sense. And skinnier.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 8:07pm.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You really threw me for a loop, there. It's the last thing I expected.
Now, I must go prepare the garbage for tomorrow morning. I HATE Tuesday evenings.
I'll leave you with this little ditty.
"I'se The B'y that builds the boat and
I'se The B'y that sails her and
I'se The B'y that catches the fish and
Takes 'em home to Liza"
Just part of your heritage, love. :) :)
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 8:20pm.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 8:10pm.
Oh, definitely not Baffin Island, then. Ellesmere it is.
Where the fuck did they get the idea that we say aboot? I've never said that in my life.
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yeah, you do. it kills me to admit it, but yes, yes we do pronounce it like that. Especially easterners.
it's not that blatent, more like abooout.
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 8:20pm.
Maybe they heard angel's Aunt Bea and Uncle Dicky.
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They did at that dontcha know.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 8:16pm.
@ angel--
Well, damm.
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Yeah, dude - they taught me how to play cribbage and crocheted/knitted (depending on the day) me lots of cool winter clothes:) I do believe I was the only cl*ur*dr* (see Lindsay Lohan) girl in Newfoundland at the time too LOL.
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@ Joe:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJz-yZUOgtM
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 8:10pm.
Oh, definitely not Baffin Island, then. Ellesmere it is.
Where the fuck did they get the idea that we say aboot? I've never said that in my life.
Maybe they heard angel's Aunt Bea and Uncle Dicky.
Sorry for being so forward and not calling you BREASTS. :)
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 8:16pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 8:10pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 8:07pm.
I'm sayin. I think the aussies started the Latke Party without our asses.
I feel a blackout coming on, so they better show up soon. You hear me, Sandbitch???
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