A Little Man-On-Pitt Action
Brad Pitt arrived a little early for the screening of his movie about a baby with old face last night in Los Angeles and all chaos broke out! Apparently, the paps got all aggressive and shit when they saw Brad. They've never seen a real-life (and taller) Boris Badenov before?
A security guard who was hired to protect Brad grabbed him and pulled him back to keep him away from the photographers. Brad apparently went with the flow. He later blamed the incident (if you can call it that) on the paps to People, "Though they were exceptionally more aggressive than usual, breaking through a security barrier and into a private holding area, ultimately [it was] just another day in the life..."
The security dude was just doing his job. We all would've done the same thing. Except, I would've grabbed Brad, held him tight, pushed him into a nearby janitor closet, turned off the lights, locked the door and dry humped him while singing "I Will Always Love You" until the police finally knocked the door down.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:15pm.
I'm getting dizzy and lost between the JA and Brad threads.
Where am I now?
*looks for big red dot on DLISTED Mall map*
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You are here.
In Pleasure Town.
Brad and Pappy, sitting in a tree, touching p-e-e-n-i-e.
Salem
Have you seen "Life Aquatic With Dr. Seizoo"(sp?)
Bill Murray and Cate B are in it. What a weird movie. But she played it cool. She's great.
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
I'm getting dizzy and lost between the JA and Brad threads.
Where am I now?
*looks for big red dot on DLISTED Mall map*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:14pm.
LOVE CARROTOP quit that beesh! i'm gonna end up going caca times here!
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DO IT! RIGHT IN YOUR UNDIES! It's like chocolate art!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:14pm.
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Herb....you mean this isn't Frank from the Piggly Wiggly off Wade Hampton Boulevard?
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:13pm.
I hesitate to ask how you know this.
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Because I opened a can for lunch, put it on a plate, decided I didn't like it, but am too comfortable in my big blankie to get up and take it to the kitchen where I don't have to look at it anymore.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:10pm.
we need more Benji Madden in our lives.♥ *sigh*
LOVE CARROTOP quit that beesh! i'm gonna end up going caca times here!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:55pm
I thought this was a story about Brad Pitt, why is MK showing a picture of the Piggly Wiggly store manager?
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Haahaahhahahaha! *Piggly Wiggly store manager* is code for a constipated, anxious man called *Herb* with a fat, nagging wife with bunions & 2.5 kids, right?
Err....no offense to any Piggly Wiggly managers reading this. Just thinking out loud.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4khLRDBXhsM&featurerelated
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:12pm.
If you leave sundried tomato and basil flavoured tuna fish out on a plate for two hours, it looks like old cat vomit.
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I hesitate to ask how you know this.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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If you leave sundried tomato and basil flavoured tuna fish out on a plate for two hours, it looks like old cat vomit.
PUPPY RUMBLE AGAIN!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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rotten_egg
I haven't heard of nor seen pictures of Chris O'donnel in AGES
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
Brad appears to enjoy his time "in the private holding area."
Uh-huh. I'll bet.
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"They've been prisoners of the gristle monster."
--MK
Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:04pm.
As I stated in the J-Ass thread below: It's been three long, whiney years.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:04pm.
YES YES! I think she plays his love interest, not sure. I liked Babel yes it was a bit overrated but I love Cate, in everything shes in.
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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Farrah: CREEEEPY
If you mush together BRAD JEN and ANGIE what do you get?
BENJI YAY BENJI!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
-"Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:03pm."
Oh, whatever happened to Chris O'Donnell?.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
PUPPIES!!!!!
the puppies are awesome.
MK is fishing for hits with all this Brangielooney stuff today
Submitted by KD on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:05pm.
uh-oh, how'd you know? eh, actually I have other problems right now.
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nausea period clots undy-leaks, upset stomach diarrhea!
all hell has broken loose at the puppy pen.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:03pm.
Nausea heartburn indigestion, upset stomach diarrhea!
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uh-oh, how'd you know? eh, actually I have other problems right now.
is that Benji Madden??
*sigh*
Benji Madden was fun.
MK, you're having fun torturing us...
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Alright MK enough of this fucking Jen,Angie and Brad bullshit!
MK - Can you bold the last "t" in "Pitt". it is bothering me.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:03pm.
No joke!!!
Salem
You mean Cate Blanchet, right? She's in this? I loves her too. I watched Babel because of her
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
Nausea heartburn indigestion, upset stomach diarrhea!
Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:02pm.
If I read one more fucking Brad or Angie Or Jeeny post
I'm gonna kill someone!!!
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Promises, promises. ;)
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:00pm.
Sorry, what was the story about?. I was more interested in the dude in the black suit in front of leatherface what's-his-name. He looks like Nick from CSI.
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I was thinking Chris O'Donnel. The guy that played Robin in that Shitfest Batman movie, the Clooney played the batman
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
Brat PeePee looks like he's having a Pepto-Bismol moment.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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If I read one more fucking Brad or Angie Or Jeeny post
I'm gonna kill someone!!!
*yaaaaaaawn* Brad is boring. I dont know why they insist on taking pictures of him.
"just another day in the life" WTF? Who exactly do these people think they are? The Kennedys? You are a couple of OVERRATED ACTORS You are really not as important as you, your psycho delusional fans, or the media, make you out be.
I want to see this movie soley for Cate but I just can't stand Brad.
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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Sorry, what was the story about?. I was more interested in the dude in the black suit in front of leatherface what's-his-name. He looks like Nick from CSI.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
He looks like Howard Hughes.
this feels like Groundhog Day...
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Today's been a day full of Brangelina/Chinnifer posts. can we say UGH
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
Submitted by She She peritta on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:55pm.
He left in the middle of the night.
Do you think that's how Jen clinged on to him as he walked out the door to leave her for Angie?
I thought this was a story about Brad Pitt, why is MK showing a picture of the Piggly Wiggly store manager?
I have high hopes for this film, despite Pitt being on it.
Now, though, if by release time the critics pan this sh*t, I'll know who's to blame and I'll save my money.
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My other gig
My other hangout
OMG @ dry humping. MK, u slut!
Heeeeey, I posted this link earlier....
Oh, I don't care.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Just another day in the life of someone swept up in the Angelina tornado. If she dumped his ass now he would be in the same boat as Aniston forever talking about it and not moving on.
He looks like an arrested pedo on his way to central booking. That moustache!
More puppies!!! http://www.ustream.tv/channel/shiba-inu-puppy-cam
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Though they were exceptionally more aggressive than usual, breaking through a security barrier and into a private holding area, ultimately [it was] just another day in the life..."
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TELL YOUR BITCH TO SHOVE A SAMMIE IN HER JOKER FACE INSTEAD OF TELLING US ABOUT YOUR FUCKEY TIMES WHEN YOU STILL USED TO BE HOT YOU PERVERT LOOKING FUCKER!
LOOK AT YOUR FACE IN THAT PICTURE STOOPITT!
YOU LOVE THE FEEL OF MAN HANDS ON YOUR OLD PEEPAW CHEST!
WHERE IS JIM?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
He totally looks like Charlie Chaplin. Or Charlie Chan. I forget which.
Brad is use to taking it up the pooper by now.
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You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing.
Is that Chris O'donell pushing the paps? I was wondering what he's been up to these days
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
I wonder how many daily beatings Angelina gives to Brad. You can tell he is a little bitch.
Those are my hands!!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!