A Little Man-On-Pitt Action
Brad Pitt arrived a little early for the screening of his movie about a baby with old face last night in Los Angeles and all chaos broke out! Apparently, the paps got all aggressive and shit when they saw Brad. They've never seen a real-life (and taller) Boris Badenov before?
A security guard who was hired to protect Brad grabbed him and pulled him back to keep him away from the photographers. Brad apparently went with the flow. He later blamed the incident (if you can call it that) on the paps to People, "Though they were exceptionally more aggressive than usual, breaking through a security barrier and into a private holding area, ultimately [it was] just another day in the life..."
The security dude was just doing his job. We all would've done the same thing. Except, I would've grabbed Brad, held him tight, pushed him into a nearby janitor closet, turned off the lights, locked the door and dry humped him while singing "I Will Always Love You" until the police finally knocked the door down.
Image: BuzzFoto
Brad is starting to look like John Waters.
I'm STILL confused about this situation... WHY da hell did the security guard grab Braddy??? SMH
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Sit yo ass down!
"pushed him into a nearby janitor closet, turned off the lights, locked the door and dry humped him while singing "I Will Always Love You" until the police finally knocked the door down."
OMG I'm fucking dying on this one MK!
http://www.myspace.com/fashionputtana
He used to be the hotness, now he's just meh.
James Haven, since you brought up Jennifers name, what's your take on her interview where she disses angie?
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
James Haven picked Brad up from the airport and can tell you that Brad was very upset by the whole ordeal.
Brad wept and was shaking uncontrollably just like he does after a fight with Angie!
James Haven asked him what was wrong and between his sobs he gave James Haven all the deets (that's details).
Brad said he was preyed upon by ruthless paps! They said mean things about Angie, the kids and even James Haven! But the last straw was when they tried to take off his hat! Brad hates when James Haven rips off his hat and runs. Trust. Nothing gets him madder.
Brad said a kindly Security agent held onto him until he was out of harm's way. Brad said he and the agent got close during the ordeal and he gave him a part in his next movie. They even signed up for Tango lessons and the agent is joining us for Thanksgiving dinner. Go figure. James Haven isn't even allowed on the set of Brad's movies but this guy gets a part? James Haven is the one who washes the skid marks out of Brad's undies, all this guy did was hold him in his arms!
James Haven took Brad for a chocolate Malt so Angie wouldn't see Brad's tears streaked face and think he was talking to Anniston again.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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was brad was able to cop a feel off the security guard...if so, then maybe it was all worth it...
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you can always tell someone's character by how they treat those they don't need to treat well...
Dry humping? Did somebody say dry humping?
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When you see me again I hope you have been the kind of person you really are now.
Submitted by huckabay on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:26pm.
LMAO at MK dry humping Brad in a Janitor closet.
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DON'T forget the best part... while singing... eye-e-eye-e-eyeeeee will always love you-uuu-uuu...
You are soooooo funny MK!!! I feel so blessed to have found this place!!!... thank you!!!!!!!!
Submitted by No Words on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 8:20pm.
Submitted by lara on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 8:18pm.
have you seen the pics at the source? he looks horrible. i don't know what's happening but he and angelina don't look that good these days.
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Wow. Just...wow. I clicked on the link and I cannot believe how horrible Brad Pitt looks close up in the picture. Angelina Jolie is a fucking vampire.
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That's cuz on top of six kids, they sit up nights and google Jenny Aniston. ;)
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
Submitted by lara on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 8:18pm.
have you seen the pics at the source? he looks horrible. i don't know what's happening but he and angelina don't look that good these days.
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Wow. Just...wow. I clicked on the link and I cannot believe how horrible Brad Pitt looks close up in the picture. Angelina Jolie is a fucking vampire.
have you seen the pics at the source? he looks horrible. i don't know what's happening but he and angelina don't look that good these days.
http://www.buzzfoto.com/wp-content/gallery/081110pod_bradpitt_buzzfoto/0...
And I will always love you MK, you funny bugger. Have I told you lately how much you make me laugh? xoxo
The guard should have slapped some sense into him!
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Poor Brad!
After this, he will go home (wherever that is) to the BrangelinaBratz and Santa Angelina, who will no doubt slap him around for playing footsie with Diane Kruger and for what Jennifer said.
LMAO at MK dry humping Brad in a Janitor closet.
fight club brad I loved-this one-co conspirator to the demise of bullwinkle- not so much
plus all the shizz he's created with his tomfoolery-I could give a fuck about the other two-He could have handled his dick with more caution.
that's all I've got to contribute to this debate
Being married to Vampirella seems to be draining Brad's looks. He's starting to look like Bruce Willis in "Death Becomes Her". He looked better with Jen.
LMAO! This asshole better hope Jolie doesn't get her hands on the next issue of Vogue!! Ex-Pitt is on the cover and she has alot to say about Jolie. Payback baby. I wonder if Jolie will shit out a brick or another kid when she reads that Jen and Pitt still talk on occasion! One more reason for Jolie to procreate ( fill that insecurity pang).
Just a day in the life? Spare me Pitt - you egomaniac!! You're head is almost as big as your girlfriends (literally).
Submitted by tinadiep on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:02pm.
Um....Am i the only logical female who don't find Brad Pitt Hot? at least not anymore?? He looks so bleh, eek.
I never understood the attraction. Not now, not ever. He was always just ok/blah.
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She's flat and that's that!
Um....Am i the only logical female who don't find Brad Pitt Hot? at least not anymore?? He looks so bleh, eek.
P.s. Michael K I LOVE YOU u say all the things on my mind..in better words <3
The security dude was just doing his job. We all would've done the same thing. Except, I would've grabbed Brad, held him tight, pushed him into a nearby janitor closet, turned off the lights, locked the door and dry humped him while singing "I Will Always Love You" until the police finally knocked the door down.
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Yeah, babay. You took the words right out of my mouth!
♥ ThreadKilla!
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Pitt and the bodyguard both look blissed out, you cannot deny.
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"They've been prisoners of the gristle monster."
--MK
This was Brad Pitt...
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3687684096/tt0349903
This is Brad Pitt on Holie...
http://www.buzzfoto.com/2008/11/brad-pitt/no-more-fotos/
Any questions.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:30pm.
Exactly. High five troops, but it's much too nice and cozy in here in my jam jams.
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We should all take a moment to thank our men and women in the armed forces ... past and present ... for all their sacrifices so that we can speak freely and be cozy in our homes. *sheds tear*
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by KD on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:27pm.
Less Brad, more Benji Madden please, thank you.
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FINALLY!!
tengo un Benji Madden en mi chancla. makes sense, right? well, he could easily fit in one of Paris' chancla..
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:28pm.
EXCELLENT! What better way to spend the day than being comfy.
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Exactly. High five troops, but it's much too nice and cozy in here in my jam jams.
Yay! It's 5 o'clock and my sinuses just cleared! Time to farty!
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:28pm.
LCT - but you're wearing your poppy, right?
and... is it wrong to use the same poppy year after year? or am i just that cheap/lazy?
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No, sadly, I didn't get one this year.
Cheap/lazy? That's fucking MAGICAL. I can't believe someone can actually keep tabs on their poppy for more than one season. I go through 5-6 a year because they're always falling off all willy nilly!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:26pm.
Dude in front is hot. I bet he's a muffin man.
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and beesh in the back is cholita-looking
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:24pm.
EXCELLENT! What better way to spend the day than being comfy.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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LCT - but you're wearing your poppy, right?
and... is it wrong to use the same poppy year after year? or am i just that cheap/lazy?
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
Farrah on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:24pm
That was me!!!!
*cue Church organ music*
I was LOST,
Then i was found,
At the open bar,
In Pleasure Town,
By that angel, Yaaayesss, Angel! Known as LOVE CARROTTOP!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Less Brad, more Benji Madden please, thank you.
The security guy looks like he's wearing a yarmulke.
Cheesy 'stache, cheesy hat and ick those red lips.
Yeah, he's a real catch. (eye roll)
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
Dude in front is hot. I bet he's a muffin man.
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:23pm.
Are you ill? Or, just taking the day off for Vet's Day.
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It's 'Remembrance Day' up here in the GWN and it's a stat, so today's been spent being a huge lazy ass. Awwweesoommmeee!
holding area made me think of cattle.
MK - I can't pshop that one, but the mental image is stark.
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 11/11/2008 - I'm getting dizzy and lost between the JA and Brad threads.
Where am I now?
*looks for big red dot on DLISTED Mall map*
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*slaps that beesh*
you're right in front of the Phoebe Price Klassy Headbands Store and the Last Mother's Cookies place!
pssst, could you stop by the Chupa Zoe Store and get me some horse diet pills? i'm kinda running low...
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Every damn news site has a different story about these pictures. 1)Brad was mistaken for a nobody and shoved back towards the door by the security guard....which pissed Brad off and he left 2)The security guard was just protecting Mr Pitt from the photographers. 3)The security guard was holding Brad back from attacking a papparazzi guy who pissed him off.
So...um...which one is it?
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:15pm.
... am too comfortable in my big blankie to get up and take it to the kitchen where I don't have to look at it anymore.
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Are you ill? Or, just taking the day off for Vet's Day.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Though they were exceptionally more aggressive than usual, breaking through a security barrier and into a private holding area, ultimately [it was] just another day in the life..."
Who flippin' talks like this, seriously? "exceptionally more aggressive" We all know he's a dumb dumb, who wrote his quote for him?
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:20pm.
- First cums hard, then cums jizz, then cums Georgie to lick and kiss.
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Hahahaha! That's all sorts of gross. All I can think of is George's new hideous man-stache dripping in Brad juice! Hoik.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:12pm.
If you leave sundried tomato and basil flavoured tuna fish out on a plate for two hours, it looks like old cat vomit.
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Also known as Mickey Roarke.
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"They've been prisoners of the gristle monster."
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You know Brad loved it,probably did a lil grind action on the guy's ass too.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:16pm.
You are here.
In Pleasure Town.
Brad and Pappy, sitting in a tree, touching p-e-e-n-i-e
- First cums hard, then cums jizz, then cums Georgie to lick and kiss.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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OK. Good he's alive.
I bet he's making Lifetime movies. Hey whatever pays the bills!
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
MTS
let's break out with the vooDoo dolls
-"Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:12pm."
I had to google him. He seems to be alive and kickin' and appareantly, doing some bmovies I haven't heard of or TV stuff.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.