About That "Uncool" Quote....
Earlier, I posted some shit about Jenny Aniston telling Vogue Magazine that "what Angelina did was very uncool." I figured the comment was in response to the goddess using her vaginal powers to bring Brad Pitt to the dark side. Her comment really wasn't about that. She's saving that comment for the next movie she has to whore out.
UsWeekly reports that when the dude who interviewed Jenny for the magazine asked her about Saint Angie, she asked if he could turn off the tape recorder. Jenny then started ripping up her sofa cushions and pulling out her little ass hairs. When she was done with that, she wanted to talk about how she didn't think it was hot of Saint Angie to give a detailed timeline to the press on how she fell in love with Jen's then-husband on the set of "Mr. & Mrs. Smith."
Jenny said, "There was stuff printed there that was definitely from a time when I was unaware that it was happening. I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss. That stuff about how she couldn’t wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool."
Oh, Jen, it's called "rubbing it in your mug." Saint Angie meant for it to be more than "uncool," she meant it to be royally cunty.
Jenny said that she speaks to Brad every now and again just to say "hello" and to congratulate him on all his ten million babies. She forgot to mention that she sometimes calls him from a pay phone in Encino at 2am just to breathe heavily.
Maddox's arch rival also spoke about her relationship with manwhore John Mayer, "People need to mind their own business! Did you ever think Claudia Schiffer and David Copperfield made sense? Love just shows up." And when asked what she felt about him blabbing about dumper her ass, she said, "Trust me, you’ll never see that happen again from that man."
Trust me, we'll totally see it happen again and again. And I think her "love just shows up" quote got cut off. She went on to say, ".....after spending hours trolling eHarmony and finally realizing that you have to pay some douchebag for it."
P.S. - That cover needs a lot, lot, lot more Photoshop work. Specifically, Maddox's face pasted over hers.
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Poor butterface. She needs to get inseminated and get over the whole damn mess.
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Happy birthday to poo, happy birthday to poo, happy birthday dear toiley, happy birthday to poo.
JA needs to stop talking about whatever little personal life she has, stick with the "I wish them the best" and "no comment" what the hell she has to talk about brad n AJ for? move the f on people.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
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she looks just like juliet from lost here. i totally thought it was here until i read it.
I already posted this link in the other AJ/JA thread, but it's worthy of posting again.
Funny pic of someone "posing" with one of Jolie's wax figures...LOL, I like her style.
http://outdoors.webshots.com/photo/2147781630087754192yAIgfx
Mental image time!
If you put on some of those tights that Hohan wears and filled them full of Jell-o, would it look like you have serious cheesy-jiggle thunderthighs?
This statement makes it really difficult to picture Jen as someone who's over all this. Sure it is difficult, but it paints Jennifer as a woman who's still hung up over this sh*t.
I bet Saint Angelina is laughing at this.
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My other gig
My other hangout
She has a BANGIN body.
*saws off labia*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Last call for body shots!!!
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This chick is mentally sick, and so are the rest of these freaks in this story. Angie and Brad have to announce to the WORLD, what they are doing. Great, you are doing something...GOOD FOR YOU. Jen is pathetic for taking John back, after he made her look like the desperate ugly troll she is. For someone so ugly and so untalented she sure got lucky.
Submitted by missy on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:39pm.
they should throw brad, the kids and a couple tens of mils into a pot and bet it all on one high stakes poker game. JA vs. AJ
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i say since they're oh, so rich! and shit and Virgin Atlantic is starting to ship annoying rich people to the moon,on 2010, i say, let's put them ALL (even the 20,000 kids Brangelina is gonna add to the klan) in one of them tin shakers and ship them somewhere. By themselves. FOREVER.
Go fetch Laica, bitches!
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JA needs to stop talking about whatever little personal life she has, stick with the "I wish them the best" and "no comment" what the hell she has to talk about brad n AJ for? move the f on people.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
And THAT Missy, is why i would marry you every day forever and ever. I feel like i should give you a three stone pendant from Kay Jewelers to represent our past, present and future.
Every Kiss Begins with Kay!
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Gah, I'd give my left labia for her figure.
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
Blah, blah, blah, the brad, angie, and jen triangle of doom. Two women fighting over a douchbag.
Submitted by KD on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:42pm.
Lolo- i thought you were married to missy! Quit foolin' around!
*slurrs words*
Shorry Shuri!
Sssssssory Tsuri!
Suri!stps looking at me like that! Sorry, suri, sir.
LOL!
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Candy I want to see these two ho's on Springer, with Brad in the middle
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Submitted by KD on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:42pm.
Lolo- i thought you were married to missy! Quit foolin' around!
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hey, she can play as long as Im invited. Im down like that.
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Xxyxz I'm here! i had to make Jello.. And Imma put it down your shirt, like they did at that party on Teen Wolf,, They put that whole entire bowl down that girls shirt, and Chubby nuzzled his face in it!! lol... good times Indeed I say!
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Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:41pm.
Can I borrow your brain LCT? I can make a fortune off of it!
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Sure, but be prepared to laugh every time you read the word 'poo'. It really gets quite annoying after awhile, and it's unstoppable.
Submitted by Flatsy on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:41pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:31pm.
I would just like to interject that David Copperfield is the biggest douche to ever live. Trust.
Do you care to expand on this for us?
He is a magician.
Nuff Said LOL JK!
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:34pm.
I wonder if MK knows they are there?
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MK knows EVERYTHING! nah, not really, but the mod does. He probably wasn't expecting someone clicking on the Dixie Chicks (of ALL people!)
lol!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:40pm.
LCT! that witty shit right there is why i LOVE YOU LIKE JIM LOVES YELLING FUCK MAN!
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FUCKING BALLLS FOR BRAINS MAN! GET YOUR TITTS OUT AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I think I need more Jim exposure.
Lolo- i thought you were married to missy! Quit foolin' around!
LoLo times
It's on like Donkey Kong!
OKLAHOMA.... Where are you?!
*hooks up hose to Silo of Anti-Loon Super Heavy Duty Spray, hoses down thread. Hands fellow Sex Hooker Ocean Screamers Fat Ass Moms and their cats/kids tin foil Turbans adorned with Easter Seal stickers*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
K, let's put this into perspective people...
If you were married to a man and totally butt over tits in love with him, and some bitch of a woman claims him as her own while he's still married to you and draws him away from you, causing a divorce, and proceeds to pop kids of out her vagina right away like it's a bubblegum machine and spew their personal details to the media day in and day out for attention, do you think you'd be 'over it' in 4 years? I sure as shit wouldn't. She's reminded of it ALL THE TIME.
If Brad and Ange dated and broke up, sure, it'd be a hell of a lot easier to get over it.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:31pm.
I would just like to interject that David Copperfield is the biggest douche to ever live. Trust.
Do you care to expand on this for us?
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She's flat and that's that!
Spoiled little bitch forever whining cuz she was so busy promoting herself she forgot to get herself a decent man.
Jen just can't get away from her 'Rachel' character!
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"How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?"
AND shame on vogue for participating in this tired tabloid war. fashion magazine my ass.
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Evil Shoe- MK is probably keeping them there for referrence. In case the bookmarks and faves in his computer get erased.
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LMAO
Can I borrow your brain LCT? I can make a fortune off of it!
I tried calling your phone number but I got porn. xxx-xoxo isn't your real number, is it?
LCT! that witty shit right there is why i LOVE YOU LIKE JIM LOVES YELLING FUCK MAN!
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Submitted by anonymous7643 on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:37pm.
yeah the cover is bad. ja looks better in candids.
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Soooooooooo.........she is still whining and carrying on over this shit?
I think the AJ comment was uncool maybe but damn Jen GET OVER IT, or at least have enough self restraint to SEEM like your over it.
This makes me think maybe all the "babies on the brain" ect stuff about her is true. She really can't let this shit go.....she's on the COVER of a magazine and instead of for once letting it be about her and her projects she gets Angelina Jolie's name next to her on HER cover story.
Bitch looks beat!
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they should throw brad, the kids and a couple tens of mils into a pot and bet it all on one high stakes poker game. JA vs. AJ.
now THAT would be some good TV.
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Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:36pm.
LCT
only if you eat from my plate!
xxx-xoxo
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DEAL! Bow chica bow woooooooow
I tried calling your phone number but I got porn. xxx-xoxo isn't your real number, is it?
Damn, who approved this cover? Does Vogue hate her as much as the tabs? She looks BEAT!
LCT
only if you eat from my plate!
xxx-xoxo
NICE TITTS BITCH!
JIM STYLE!
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Wait, she said, "Love just happens." Then why is Angelina uncool for love just happening with Brad? Bitch needs a reality check and to get over it already!
Hehehe the thing about Mayer was the best: "Trust me, you’ll never see that happen again from that man."
Jennifer is a fucking loser all the way!
Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:34pm.
*jell-o fight*
I'm in!!!! LoLo and Oklahoma
put your bikinis on hoes!!!
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Oooooh, can I come? I want some Jell-o.
WOW! She isn't photoshopped to hell and back.
Anyway, I'm off this thread because I already expressed my opinion on the other thread. We all know the media can't have enough of these retards, so the affair those two twats had will always stay alive and fresh. Poserlina will make sure to vomit plenty more details about how she and Pitt hooked up, the magazines will ask Aniston about Brangelina and the vicious cycle will continue.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
I think this will go on as long as the Brangelina-carried movies keep swirling down the crapper. Observe that the response is always to some extra detail about the Saintly Romance as they're shilling another snorefest like Changeling or that Brad in cowboy drag movie or that other mess with Angie Jo in blackface, yuck.
Pretty soon, Brad will finally flash his vagina at us; so I'm just hanging on til that happens. I'm betting a benjamin that it's waxed and much pinker and neater than Britney's ;D
/yes, I MEANT to be gross!
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