About That "Uncool" Quote....
Earlier, I posted some shit about Jenny Aniston telling Vogue Magazine that "what Angelina did was very uncool." I figured the comment was in response to the goddess using her vaginal powers to bring Brad Pitt to the dark side. Her comment really wasn't about that. She's saving that comment for the next movie she has to whore out.
UsWeekly reports that when the dude who interviewed Jenny for the magazine asked her about Saint Angie, she asked if he could turn off the tape recorder. Jenny then started ripping up her sofa cushions and pulling out her little ass hairs. When she was done with that, she wanted to talk about how she didn't think it was hot of Saint Angie to give a detailed timeline to the press on how she fell in love with Jen's then-husband on the set of "Mr. & Mrs. Smith."
Jenny said, "There was stuff printed there that was definitely from a time when I was unaware that it was happening. I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss. That stuff about how she couldn’t wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool."
Oh, Jen, it's called "rubbing it in your mug." Saint Angie meant for it to be more than "uncool," she meant it to be royally cunty.
Jenny said that she speaks to Brad every now and again just to say "hello" and to congratulate him on all his ten million babies. She forgot to mention that she sometimes calls him from a pay phone in Encino at 2am just to breathe heavily.
Maddox's arch rival also spoke about her relationship with manwhore John Mayer, "People need to mind their own business! Did you ever think Claudia Schiffer and David Copperfield made sense? Love just shows up." And when asked what she felt about him blabbing about dumper her ass, she said, "Trust me, you’ll never see that happen again from that man."
Trust me, we'll totally see it happen again and again. And I think her "love just shows up" quote got cut off. She went on to say, ".....after spending hours trolling eHarmony and finally realizing that you have to pay some douchebag for it."
P.S. - That cover needs a lot, lot, lot more Photoshop work. Specifically, Maddox's face pasted over hers.
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GOD I am so GRATEFUL that Im not some media PAWN either as a celeb or a loon! Christ!
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Submitted by No Words on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:13pm.
I think she looks beautiful on the cover. Yeah, I said it.
I thought that Angie Jo and Braddy were complete assholes about the whole thing, and Angie bragging about how they "fell in love" on the set of MMS, plus that whole "W" photshoot, was way over the line. Tasteless.
I will never get the hatred Jennifer Anniston inspires in the Brangeloonies. I think she has the better deal...no Pitt!
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I totally agree. I think she's actually pretty happy in her life now...probably content except when douches keep asking her about Jolie/Pitt- let it go ppl!
She dates, like all single ppl do, so I don't understand why everyone rags on her. What has she ever really done to deserve the hate??
Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:14pm.
Its the medias fault.
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How is it the media's fault?
They are only asking questions that their twit-minded readers want them to ask.
As for us non-twit-minded dlisters, we want J-Ass, Brat Pee-Pee, and Mangy to go away ... far, far away.
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when the dude who interviewed Jenny for the magazine asked her about Saint Angie, she asked if he could turn off the tape recorder.
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I think its pretty clear that she is not dwelling on this as much as the media wants the loons to think
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Angie doesn't get it that some things should be private, you know like nursing your twins...
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
"Did you ever think Claudia Schiffer and David Copperfield made sense? Love just shows up."
Frankly, I think John Mayer and David Copperfield make sense.
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Submitted by Im a Princess on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:12pm
I totally agree with you. FOr the first time I think, too! haha!
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Its the medias fault.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Oh...but i DO like the dress she is wearing.
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I've been in more laps than a napkin.
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I think Jen HAS let it go...other than this when was the last time you heard her speak abou it?? If anything its US and Angie that cant let it go...If the girl is doing interviews and ALL they ask her is stuff related to this issue then sooner or later she has to give some kind of answer..right?? I like Jen end of story
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Same blah fucking hair as usual, i see.
Matches her life and her boyfriend.
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I've been in more laps than a napkin.
-- Mae West
I think she looks beautiful on the cover. Yeah, I said it.
I thought that Angie Jo and Braddy were complete assholes about the whole thing, and Angie bragging about how they "fell in love" on the set of MMS, plus that whole "W" photshoot, was way over the line. Tasteless.
I will never get the hatred Jennifer Anniston inspires in the Brangeloonies. I think she has the better deal...no Pitt!
Sucks that her PAST relationship with Brad is always in the media...they just can't let it go. And I think Jolie should just shut the hell up about what happened then, no need to rub in that she is a man thief. Geesh.
I like JA, she seems pretty down to earth, and not flashy, like a lot of other celebs.
First of all, I dont' think Jen has any ass hairs. Second, it's still a big sore spot for her. Those things hurt when someone interferes in a relationship. BUT, on the positive side, karma is a bitch!
the REAL question is why wont THE MEDIA AND THE REPORTERS stop asking the fucking QUESTIONS about it? Otherwise NONE of these UGLY whores would be ANSWERING THEM.
HELL FUCKING O!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
And p.s. what the hell is she on the cover for anyway, no wonder their sales are low. Vogue is so old.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:50pm.
OK, which one person wouldn't be a little pissed at the Angie comment. I think a lot of people would have responded a lot worse. Personally I think all 3 of them need to STFU!
She was asked, not like she offered. Whereas Holie offered that info without provocation.
Exactamundo.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Jen please find a decent man and get on with your life, forget about Brad, he's history, him and Angie will die together being smothered on a Sunday morning when they all jump on their bed thinking its a nice thing to do a family all in bed together on a cozy Sunday.
Please girl, for the sake of women everywhere stop looking like a fucking lunatic and move on and get a normal guy, and that does NOT include Jon Mayer.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:08pm.
Bloop Moves.
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Oh yeah. Bloop me like bloopin's going out of style.
No offense and I know it's hard but she should seriously let it go already. Quite frankly at the end of the day if he really wanted to be with her would be. Don't get me wrong Jolie and Pitt are shady to say the least, but it's over and Ms. Aniston can't seem to keep a man past a few months. So maybe Pitt got out for a reason.
the question is: why did angelina resort to making that comment about M&MS? why is she saying stuff that she knows is going to hurt j.a.? does she really need it? she never used to say stuff like this before.
i think there's trouble in brangieworld, brad was definetly the blind item drinking guy.
DAYUM Homegirl looks BEAT
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LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:56pm
Bloop Moves.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
NOT IMPRESSED: right? who the hell LETS this chick get over it??!!!
I like her, and can't see her doing anything to make me stop liking her.
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Did she make you cry, make you break down
Shatter your illusion of love
Is it over now, do you know how, to pick up the pieces and go home...
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Miss Priss on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:58pm
Cunty Sex Hookers with their cuntering cuntulating!
It's CUNTAGIOUS!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
what an awful picture. she looks beat and busted from the neck up. her body, however, is amazing.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:52pm.
In defense of JA,
It's hard to "get over" Brad Pitt when he and his adulterous bisexual corpse bride go blabbing to every fucking magazine how great their life is.
It's gross, and I think Jennifer has handled her life well, in spite of looking BUSTED on that cover.
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Oh I dunno, that's a very cute pantsuit! OMFG did i really just say cute pantsuit?
Kill me. Now.
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:03pm.
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beautiful
Did I beat angel?
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From People magazine:
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Jennifer Aniston says Angelina Jolie has a lot to learn about being discreet.
In an interview in the December issue of Vogue, out Nov. 19, Aniston says that, though there's no love lost between her and the woman who ended up with ex-husband Brad Pitt, Jolie should have been much more circumspect about the romance, which blossomed while Pitt and Aniston were still married.
"There was stuff printed there that was definitely from a time when I was unaware that it was happening," Aniston, 39, says of comments Jolie had made to the same magazine a year earlier. "I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss. ... That stuff about how she couldn't wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool."
Submitted by Anonymoussss on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:55pm.
Come on now. You're telling me they couldn't get a better face shot? The design colours suck donkey balls, too.
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and her posture is dreadful!
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Isn't it about time J-Ass got over it? It's been three years! Three long, whiney years.
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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer??? I thought she was married to some actor.....whatever happened to him?
Ay thats the best they could do??? They photoshop the hell out of everyone else...I mean she has a killer bod but her face just looks tired to say the least
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LoveAnderson
I know
It's ALL Angelina's fault!
Cunty sex hooker! LOL
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Submitted by Anonymoussss on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:55pm.
Come on now. You're telling me they couldn't get a better face shot? The design colours suck donkey balls, too
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:51pm.
SKELETINA STARTED THIS SHIT!!!!!!
She opened her anus and tooted out her bullshit.
Fuck the Skeletina Labia Lickin' Fucker Tampons.
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LOL-o-rama.
That was good.
Hahahahahahaha.
Come on now. You're telling me they couldn't get a better face shot? The design colours suck donkey balls, too.
Oh, and she really should have insisted they airbrushed off the parentheses from around her mouth.
Jeffro11
sorry bro...She doesn't swing that way!!!
omg lolo you have made me crack up so much today
THE JOURNEY PENDANT??? OH BABY!!! *SWOON*
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Oh, she was just being honest. It didn't sound whiny or vindictive...just the truth. They fell in love and Brad left, fine...but then they talked about it, shot a huge photospread as a 'fictitious' family, etc...I'm not on either 'side,' it just baffles me that Jennifer Aniston inspires this much hatred. I always rather found her charming, and felt really bad for her (even if I am a big Angelina fan).
Jesus, this woman seems more desperate every time she opens her mouth. Why couldn't she just avoid the topic altogether?? If she's moved on with her life, then WHY must she discuss these ppl? They clearly don't give a damn about her.
God, I hope I never end up like her when I'm older.
In defense of JA,
It's hard to "get over" Brad Pitt when he and his adulterous bisexual corpse bride go blabbing to every fucking magazine how great their life is.
It's gross, and I think Jennifer has handled her life well, in spite of looking BUSTED on that cover.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
SKELETINA STARTED THIS SHIT!!!!!!
She opened her anus and tooted out her bullshit.
Fuck the Skeletina Labia Lickin' Fucker Tampons.
RUN BRAD RUN!
It's time to put on your peen and balls and RUN!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by oklahoma on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:44pm.
Xxyxz I'm here! i had to make Jello.. And Imma put it down your shirt, like they did at that party on Teen Wolf,, They put that whole entire bowl down that girls shirt, and Chubby nuzzled his face in it!! lol... good times Indeed I say!
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Holy shit when I first saw this I thought it was a post about the Spears' family reunion! LMAO!
Teen Wolf was cool!
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Xxyxz, Hey, I'm not layin here on this bar for nothing.. Get to sucking out this jello!! NICE!
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OK, which one person wouldn't be a little pissed at the Angie comment. I think a lot of people would have responded a lot worse. Personally I think all 3 of them need to STFU!
She was asked, not like she offered. Whereas Holie offered that info without provocation.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
JA needs to stop talking about whatever little personal life she has, stick with the "I wish them the best" and "no comment" what the hell she has to talk about brad n AJ for? move the f on people.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
i know it sells mags but how long is this shit gonna go on? i guess as long as these 2 bitches have movies coming out they are gonn be hashin it out on the mags. can u imagine these 2 with walkers talking about how they both have played with brad's balls???