About That "Uncool" Quote....
Earlier, I posted some shit about Jenny Aniston telling Vogue Magazine that "what Angelina did was very uncool." I figured the comment was in response to the goddess using her vaginal powers to bring Brad Pitt to the dark side. Her comment really wasn't about that. She's saving that comment for the next movie she has to whore out.
UsWeekly reports that when the dude who interviewed Jenny for the magazine asked her about Saint Angie, she asked if he could turn off the tape recorder. Jenny then started ripping up her sofa cushions and pulling out her little ass hairs. When she was done with that, she wanted to talk about how she didn't think it was hot of Saint Angie to give a detailed timeline to the press on how she fell in love with Jen's then-husband on the set of "Mr. & Mrs. Smith."
Jenny said, "There was stuff printed there that was definitely from a time when I was unaware that it was happening. I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss. That stuff about how she couldn’t wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool."
Oh, Jen, it's called "rubbing it in your mug." Saint Angie meant for it to be more than "uncool," she meant it to be royally cunty.
Jenny said that she speaks to Brad every now and again just to say "hello" and to congratulate him on all his ten million babies. She forgot to mention that she sometimes calls him from a pay phone in Encino at 2am just to breathe heavily.
Maddox's arch rival also spoke about her relationship with manwhore John Mayer, "People need to mind their own business! Did you ever think Claudia Schiffer and David Copperfield made sense? Love just shows up." And when asked what she felt about him blabbing about dumper her ass, she said, "Trust me, you’ll never see that happen again from that man."
Trust me, we'll totally see it happen again and again. And I think her "love just shows up" quote got cut off. She went on to say, ".....after spending hours trolling eHarmony and finally realizing that you have to pay some douchebag for it."
P.S. - That cover needs a lot, lot, lot more Photoshop work. Specifically, Maddox's face pasted over hers.
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Submitted by Freak Speely on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:57pm.
I hope they asked her why she has such a shit track record with the guys she picks as significant others. Is she that unbearable?!
I guess that explains my track record....
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I hope they asked her why she has such a shit track record with the guys she picks as significant others. Is she that unbearable?!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:34pm.
While our press covers what type of dog the Obama daughters will get, the Brits know that Obama intends to close Guatanamo Bay prison and have the internees tried in the stateside courts.
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_Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:52pm.
I had no idea Oscars were worth so little :)
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LoLo you could be right, I'm not sure. But Angelina also only uses her father for Oscar season ever notice that? She only reconciles with him if she thinks she'll be nominated.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:49pm.
I may be wrong but Im pretty sure Kylie had just found out she had cancer as well.
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Submitted by rosato on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:33pm.
I remember that too. Not only was Billy Bob cheating on Laura Dern but he was playing mind games with her too. One day he would admit it and start crying to her about how much he loved her and still wanted to marry her have children with her. He even called her mother and cried and begged for forgiveness. This was all done so she wouldn't blab to the press around Oscar season and ruin Angelina's chances at winning the Oscar for "Girl Interrupted". It just goes to show what a great person Angelina truly is.
Oh and when she was filming "Taking Lives" she was fuking Olivier Martinez while he was dating Kylie Mignoue. They broke up for awhile over it.
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Jen looks great and has gotten over bradley ages ago unlike the boring tabloid media
Jolie is a cunt. Who fucking likes or cares about her? I wish nothing but the worst in life for her and for anyone that supports her, including the douchebag that posted this article.
redpoint_blackdot on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:43pm.
I have said it before and i will say it again im pretty sure the one to feel sorry for is Angie and her crazy ass circus life
- It's called "Karma". I do not feel sorry for desperate ho's who go after taken men, on that, I can't wait to hear what The Brad will finally say from a safe undisclosed location far, far away.
He's on deck next with the confession.
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Submitted by rosato on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:33pm.
jesus...all you people who are against jennifer are ridiculous!!!! She has NEVER said anything in the press until NOW!!! That's because the slut Angie can't keep her mouth shut!!! There was NO need for Angie to start admitting on how her and Brad fell in love on the movie set.....does anyone remember that Angie STOLE Billy Bob away from Laura Dern while they were engaged to be married????? Angie is feeling the pressure. I hope Brad cheats on her and breaks her BLACK heart. Jennifer has been the bigger person with this whole thing. All you haters are not looking at the big picture. Angie is doing all these good humanitarian things because she feels the need to do good because she is a BAD EVIL PERSON!
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Oh shit I forgot about that. Laura said she came home from making a movie. And Billy Goat packed up all her shit and put it in storage.
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Submitted by Fifi La Rue on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:35pm.
It obviously sucks to see the man that left you and the woman he set up home/instant family with flaunting the fact that they f*cked your marraige in the pooper. JA has conducted herself with dignity and continues to do so IMHO. Her comments are not vicious nor do they sound like a woman who is still hung up about it.
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I totally agree! I am not a fan of JA's work, but she seems like a really nice, classy woman. UNLIKE Angelina, who has loved giving public quotes about falling in love with a married man. While I'm sure Jennifer went through a horrible heartbreak during the divorce, she probably thanks her lucky stars every day that she is no longer with insensitive, cheating Brad & pumping out millions of babies.
I have said it before and i will say it again im pretty sure the one to feel sorry for is Angie and her crazy ass circus life. By now her and Pitt are not fucking that and at least Jen's got herself some hot young man meat. Douchey as he may be i would rather fuck Jon Mayer than Leatherface Pitt. If Jen really wanted children so bad she would have had one by now a la Madonna and Carlos style. This bitch is not old, desperate, whinny or sad. Bitch is Ballin.
I have no real hate or love for JA. I like to think that for the most part she's over it. Sure it might still sting a little but its the media, Angelina and the loons who cannot let go.
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No big Janiston fan, but she has pretty much kept her mouth shut about the Homewrecker and her needy ex. Angie, on the other hand, initially said she would NEVER cheat w/a married man because her mom was cheated on and claimed she waited until after Mr. & Mrs. Smith to hook up w/Brad (ya right-who does that?)-now she admits the cheating truth. The only reason to do something like that is to cause hurt so really it is Angie who is dragging things out. Jen didn't need to know about the cheating. I found out I was cheated on 6 months after my divorce when I was glad to be rid of my ex, but I still was pissed and felt made a fool of.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:34pm.
I am with you 100%
100%!
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It obviously sucks to see the man that left you and the woman he set up home/instant family with flaunting the fact that they f*cked your marraige in the pooper. JA has conducted herself with dignity and continues to do so IMHO. Her comments are not vicious nor do they sound like a woman who is still hung up about it. It's hard to know for sure as we are missing the nuance of tone and facial expression...
Isnt it funny that when you scroll your mouse over the pic it say "angelinacover1.jpg" lol even though its Jen's cover its still all about Angie
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Jennifer doesn't seem to be Vogue material.
I am surprised she got a cover.
The Pitt is with the crassest ho in Hollywood now, who pathologically CAN NOT stop disclosing contrived "intimate" details about her and her family's lives, so good on Aniston for publicly calling her out on her trashy behaviour for once.
OMG! The girl defending Aniston is making LOLs!
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Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:27pm.
Alas, the journalists have no spine.
A couple of days ago, I was watching CSPAN2 covering the House of Commons questioning the Prime Minister. These folks knew more about Obama than has been covered by our press.
While our press covers what type of dog the Obama daughters will get, the Brits know that Obama intends to close Guatanamo Bay prison and have the internees tried in the stateside courts.
If the press can't give real news about our world leaders, how can we expect them to cut the Brangaloonie insanity?
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ha ha ha Flatsy thats funny clip!
I am hell bent on turning every looney post into and I Hate Ann Curry post for now on ;)
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jesus...all you people who are against jennifer are ridiculous!!!! She has NEVER said anything in the press until NOW!!! That's because the slut Angie can't keep her mouth shut!!! There was NO need for Angie to start admitting on how her and Brad fell in love on the movie set.....does anyone remember that Angie STOLE Billy Bob away from Laura Dern while they were engaged to be married????? Angie is feeling the pressure. I hope Brad cheats on her and breaks her BLACK heart. Jennifer has been the bigger person with this whole thing. All you haters are not looking at the big picture. Angie is doing all these good humanitarian things because she feels the need to do good because she is a BAD EVIL PERSON!
Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:22pm.
-Submitted by Im a Princess on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:18pm.
What has she ever really done to deserve the hate??.
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Oh, in the loonie's opinion it's because she's ugly, she did "Friends", she has a big chin and she was soooo selfish because she didn't breed with Pitt when HE was dying to have babies. Oh! and because she's "desperate, old and whinny".
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Oh, is that all. If I recall Friends was a ridiculously popular show for a long ass time and she was part of why that was-it was a good fucking show, don't care what anyone says. As far as her chin, well...you kinda have to live with what God gives you, or get all kinds of plastic surgery and still be ridiculed (how do you win?). The breeding, well...only her and Brad know why that didn't happen as I'm sure it wasn't just her fault.
I'm starting to think that Angie bought Maddox those knives to protect himself against Maniston. And I don't have a problem with that at all.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
AJ is an UNCOOL person!!!!!!!!! She(AJ) flaunted Brand and hers relationship in Jennifer's face when ever she had the chance. Not to mention got preggers on purpose to further trap him. Prior to that she used Maddox to get Brad closer to her. Then she keeps getting preggers to trap Brad further. She sucks as an actress she plays the same type of roles. She is the biggest WANNABE.
Anne Curry is a smug beeeeoooooooootch. Slap times!
LoLo, do you love it when Joel M shows Ann Curry on The Soup?
Check it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89aQ_F64NPs
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:29pm.
Right?
Whats with that whisper voice she does?
She reminds me a piece of blank paper.
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LoLo you bitch I was ready to say that.
For some reason Anne Curry thinks that using her tongue as Jolie's toilet paper is hard news. Fuck that bullshit.
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Great to actually see her in color - always in boring nondescript black dresses for events. But the face - that is one manly looking mug!
I hate Ann Curry!
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Angelina Holie is a stupid cunt. She can't act for shit, and the only thing she has going for her is her crusty dick-sucking lips. LOL. She's not talking to her dad cuz he cheated on her mom, yet she whored her way smack-dab into the middle of Jen and Brad's marriage. Brad Pitt is a dirty nasty loser too, but I save my anger towards Angie because she acts like she's soooooooo holy. it's like bitch please, you were wearing a vial of blood around your neck like a gothic-teen loser wannabe and making out with your brother. She's so annoying. She will forever and always be a poser.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:23pm.
Yeah i hear what you are saying for sure.
I guess i just thought the journalists could maybe raise the bar, stop dumbing the public down, and JUST SAY NO!
JUST SAY NO!
No one expects a loonie to have common sense. So its like the media is exploiting THEM
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:24pm.
I blame that JJ'er Jill.
And Ann Curry.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:24pm.
I blame that JJ'er Jill.
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Submitted by missy on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:19pm.
GOD I am so GRATEFUL that Im not some media PAWN either as a celeb or a loon! Christ!
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Same here...we agree, again! lol
Hey, the money is nice I'm sure...but I would never want to be that person that has to explain everything they do, that is photographed doing things that we all do everyday and just constantly hounded. I just couldn't handle it. I liek my privacy thank you very much.
I blame that JJ'er Jill.
And Ann Curry.
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Submitted by SeH on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:21pm.
If someone asked me about a break-up from five years ago I'd be like "Brad who??" And not answer anything further.
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There ya go, that should be Jen's stock answer to all questions....BRAD WHO?
Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:21pm.
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Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:14pm.
Its the medias fault.
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How is it the media's fault?
So is it the loonies fault then?
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I think it is the loonies fault. They want the skinny on the ninny. They watch/read the crap and the advertisers want viewers. It's a never-ending cycle of bullshit.
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How sad is it for all concerned that the only thing people are interested in is something that happened years ago, and has NOTHING to do with their work.
Imagine, they're out to promote a movie and only get asked about some man whore who wants to slip his dick into another woman?
The future does not look bright for them that's for sure.
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the media has blown this out of proportion
they are always talking shit
Awww why do I care $^#^$#@^$#&^$#*^%$*&!!!!!!
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-Submitted by Im a Princess on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:18pm.
What has she ever really done to deserve the hate??.
Oh, in the loonie's opinion it's because she's ugly, she did "Friends", she has a big chin and she was soooo selfish because she didn't breed with Pitt when HE was dying to have babies. Oh! and because she's "desperate, old and whinny".
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If someone asked me about a break-up from five years ago I'd be like "Brad who??" And not answer anything further.
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Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:14pm.
Its the medias fault.
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How is it the media's fault?
So is it the loonies fault then?
Even Ann Curry who is on a national news progam tries to suck Angies pussy on live T.V.
IMO programs like that should just inform us of shit we NEED to know about. I DID NOT need to know Anne gets a fucking clit boner over that slow bitch.
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I wonder if the feature under Jennifer's picture "Holiday Romance: The Greatest Love Story Ever" is about Brad and Angie?
ummm..it seems to me the people who say "get over it" forget these celebrities are human. She has feelings too. She was hurt..publicly. if i was in her place i would have reacted so much worse. what angelina said was more than "uncool". it seems to me that angelina has no respect for other people. JEN could have said worse than "uncool" and i wish she said the things we all think: HOMEWRECKER....and you can continue cos my english vocabulary is not that impressive with this kind of words
Thanks for posting this. You saved me the time of reading it for free in B&N. Jenny owes Angie a ass kicking. I'll help hold Angie down. Becuz I don't think Jenny can win a one on one with the pocket knife Queen. Angie could have had a little more respect. And not talk to the press about fu*king Jenny's husband behind her back.
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