About That "Uncool" Quote....

Submitted by Taarna on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 2:30pm.

Angie is an amazing actress and humanitarian,

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that's a joke, right? I mean you're being ironic, right?

LMAO

Jen can't act anything outside of her "Rachel" character. She blows in every movie she's in. Angie is an amazing actress and humanitarian, although she's made some shitty choices.
Brad is the one who cheated bottom line, and although Angie made a little comment in an interview, you're telling us that Jen is pissy about it now? After all this time? After EVERYONE and their grandma knows he left you for her AND all the media is SUPER EXCITED about their biological children and the rest of the brood...get over it Jen, what's done is done.
Find another man who won't do that to you, and Brad and Angie should just stick to the present. Done.

Whoralina is just so not classy

I absolutely agree that Jen shouldn't protect Brad and that he deserves most of the blame since he's the one that cheated. However, he's NOT the one that is going around and telling magazines that he fell in love w/Jolie on the set of MAMS or that he "couldn't wait to get to work every day to see her". These are the comments from Jolie's mouth. It's understood that she doesn't have any loyalty to Jen. With that said, you'd think that she would respect the love and friendship Brad has/had with Jen and shut her f*cking mouth once and for all. She's only humiliating Brad and Jen by constantly bringing up when this torrid love affair began!

There is no love lost between Jolie and Jen. They will continue to rip on one another long after the papz/media go away. It's obvious Jen knows what her marital problems were, as does Brad - but Jolie just proves time and time again to disrupt relationships. She's self absorbed and only looks out for her own well being. Most women hate bitches like that!

Perhaps, Jennifer Aniston actually loved her husbad.... Reality is that she married him. Angelins stole him from her.

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The thing that amuses me most about Aniston's whole "Angie was uncool and I'm such a poor victim of her uncoolness" thing is her very pointed avoidance of laying any blame at Pitt's feet. To paraphrase something Steven Soderbergh wrote memorably in "sex, lies and videotape:" as far as I can see, Jolie didn't get up in front of God and man and vow to be true and faithful to Aniston. All's fair in love and war, kids, and Jolie was not bound to give a rat's ass about Aniston and her marriage. Presumably Pitt was, however. ::shrug:: But obviously he felt like trading up to a younger, more beautiful and more accomplished woman, and getting some kids out of the relationship. It happens.

hey-- I thought I was on top of my Brangelina news, but what interview is Jen referring to where Angelina explained the "timeline" of the relationship?? I could only find the quote she said to Matt Lauer that her and Brad fell in love during the making of Mr. & Mrs. Smith. Is that all? not exactly the tell-all Jen makes it seem to be. Is there another interview I am missing?? Please clear this up for me, I am confused...

Why bring the triangle up after 4 years? This stuff is really old Jen--move on. Oh, and I love what she says about John Mayer "that man won't be talking to the press again" like he did after their first break up. Yikes. So, it's ok for Jen to talk about all this stuff and Brad, but no one else? I wonder how long before Mayer explodes and does a full tell-all after he breaks up with her again? Seriously, Jen has a nice body but no brains.

According to you loons Brad threw a bone to the plain Janes of the world when he married Jennifer. So, he stayed with her for YEARS to make the "plain Janes" feel good? Using that logic I guess he's with Angelina to make the anorexic skanks with bobbleheads of the world feel good. That Brad, what a humanitarian! He really does care about the plight of the common man, always taking one for the team.

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You have to love the mentality of a loon. That's all we hear is that Brad married Jen out of obligation, to promote her career, for business reasons only.... etc. Can't these nutjobs come up with a more reasonable explanation as to why he stayed with her for 7 years - with no responsibilities to kids (mind you)? It's called LOVE you psychos! Yes, he loved a plain jane and probably still does.

Jen always gives an interesting interview. Not like the fluff Jolie tries so hard to sell the public.

p.s. Jen was a celebrity without the likes of Pitt. She wasn't going away anytime soon even if he didn't come into her life. She was a celebrity before him, during him and after him. Now it's Jolie's turn to get some much needed positive attention from hanging around him! She was a nutcase before him and probably will be again after him. She's experiencing a calm period in her life only because he probably won't tolerate "cutting" and "brother kissing" around the kids!

Maniston garners a lot of sympathy not because she was cheated on, but because she's the non-threatening plain Jane that most of middle America can relate to when they look in the mirror.
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According to you loons Brad threw a bone to the plain Janes of the world when he married Jennifer. So, he stayed with her for YEARS to make the "plain Janes" feel good? Using that logic I guess he's with Angelina to make the anorexic skanks with bobbleheads of the world feel good. That Brad, what a humanitarian! He really does care about the plight of the common man, always taking one for the team.

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If he's got that much hair above his neck, how thick do you think his dick forest is?

Oh Gawd, this chick talking shit AGAIN??? Geez, Jen... breathe and say this with me 5 times... RELAX, RELATE, AND RELEASE! Ah, now don't we feel better???

I think Jen Aniston needs to OFFICIALLY STOP talking about this!!! And so should Angie!!! It's OLD and TIRED... PLUS, it was Braddy Pitt's job to safefguard his marriage and honor his vows... I blame his Boris Boris Badenov ass for this shit!!!!

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Sit yo ass down!

You betcha, if i was JA i wouldve been on that set day and fucking night. Anyone remember when Angelina Jolie was in Original Sin with Antonio Banderas?? Rumor has it, Melanie Griffith was on that set every fucking day, and you know why??
B/c Angelina is a known homewrecker in Hollywood. none of those bitches trust, or like her. So there!!!!!

Bhaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!

I find it interesting that so many people (most of them women) are on the attack against Angelina Jolie. While I know she's always on the prowl, it was Brad Pitt's responsibility to safeguard his marriage and respect his vows, which he obviously did not. More blame goes to him for succumbing to the temptations out there. Also, AJ is very sly in her wording, "Mr. and Mrs Smith is where we fell in love." NOT necessarily started an affair, but where they developed feeling for each other. After all, there certainly is no crime in falling in love...JA should have parked her ass next to the director's chair and kept an extra set of eyes on her husband. It remind me of my aunt. A friend of hers got divorced, and all the other ladies in her social group were saying how sorry they felt for this woman. My aunt stood up and said, "Don't think of her as divorced, she's single and ready to hit on any man, including yours." The point being that she knew which women were trouble and who to keep the hubby far from.

Second, Maniston garners a lot of sympathy not because she was cheated on, but because she's the non-threatening plain Jane that most of middle America can relate to when they look in the mirror. Holie is universally considered far more attractive by men than JA--that's a fact. Maniston needs to get over herself and stop chasing after guys like Mayer and Sculfor. She looks so pathetic when she does that. She needs to find a guy a bit older than her, but someone from a non-entertainment background, like the way Lisa Kudrow did. Find someone normal, someone who actually appreciates you and thinks he won the lottery for having you, settle down, and magically, the questions about Brad Pitt will disappear. She's completely addicted to fame, and now notoriety through her neverending pity party, so I doubt she'll ever do that.

Vogue used that caption because I'm sure it's the only interesting thing said in her interview. If not for her hookup and break up with 90s mega-star Brad, Jen surely would have gone the way of the other ex-Friends, never to be heard from again (for the most part).

I don't care about any of these fools, but Jen has a monkey face. I'm jussayin'.

She's a DESPERATE COUGAR

Yikes! Angie didn't waste much time in having another poke. Doing the 'baboon's arse red lips shouting movie'(copyright) 'inspired' her to have twins. Surely you mean Clomid love? Feast your eyes:

http://www.usmagazine.com/news/angelina-what-inspired-brad-and-i-to-have...

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Does anyone know if VOGUE used that headline without Jen's knowledge? OR are they allowed to use any portion of the interview as a headline? For some reason, I don't think Jen would've been "cool" with them using Angelina as the caption. It almost sounds like they ran with that because they know it will sell a shitload of magazines. They should've spent more time on the photo and less time on the headline. I'm sure Jolie will retaliate in one of her many interviews she's yet to do.

Why, oh why, is she still giving him a seemingly free pass in all this? Praising all the good work he has done (when, really, he is only doing it because of Angelina), and calling Angelina "uncool"?

The time to publicly tear Angelina AND Brad a new asshole was back when this all first began. She was entitled to do it, and no one would have given her any flack about it. Instead she chose the high road, which was the classy thing to do, but once you choose that high road, you have to keep walking it. Bringing it up now, no matter how cunty Angelina is being, really does make her look like she hasn't moved on. Her best answer to any question on that situation would have been "That's old news, and I don't concern myself with it anymore."

And, really, couldn't Vogue have found a better picture of her for the cover? She's no great beauty, but she normally doesn't look THAT bad.

"Trust me, you’ll never see that happen again from that man."

Snerk. Seriously, she's trying to be all tough chick here, but it's so fake. Is she trying to imply that they'll be together forever, ergo no post-breakup sneering? That's the only way you can guarantee that there won't be.
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Maybe she said it because it's true. Wrap your mind around that one. I'm sure she did have a long talk with John about his confessions to the papz. If he respects her enough, he probably won't do that again. And she's making it clear that he DOES respect her enough not to do it. That's not sounding tough. That's telling it like it is. Why is it fake? I don't think she's suggesting that they'll be together forever. I think you're over analyzing every word she said.

AND by the way, if you really think about it, maybe the reason Jen is finally speaking of all this shit(jolie) is because she IS finally over the divorce. I think the past 4 years of her not talking about it was because she was trying to get over it. NOW she's over it, therefore the flood gates have opened. Good for her!

OK, I need to do stuff but 'dare I say' that this might be the tide turning for ol' brangie? That the collective amnesia that greets every new mouth fart from the skanky one might fade and the truth be faced? Could we 'dare hope' that as their films die on their arse they might, finally, go away? After all,even I went to see Kung fu panda as my daughter wanted to and I could ignore the voice but I literally cannot stand the sight of either of them and think a lot more people feel the same way. Let's hope so eh?
Poor Jen. What did she ever do to deserve all this hate? Oh yeah, and I am no Brad fan but he looked 100% better and happier with her- but it is very tiring buying up kids and being all edgy and cool so I suppose that's taken its toll.

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think happy thoughts bitch!

Submitted by dementa on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:15am.
Here's why it's "uncool" (how very 90s of you, Jen... but then, those were your glory days) for her to talk about Angie being "uncool" -- ignoring it utterly would be cool and would show that she had moved on.

By pretending she doesn't care and commenting on it, she only proves that she ISN'T moved on.
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Sorry Dementa, but you're wrong.

It's about time this chic stood up for herself. People labeling her clingy, needy, depressed, desperate, etc. needs to stop. Jolie says alot of stupid and hurtful shit to the press. If she wasn't so self absorbed, she might realize that Jen is a human being, has feelings and was married to Pitt while she was fucking him. The least she could do is stop with the humiliating comments about falling in love with him while he was married. Whether or not Jen has moved on (some people love another for a lifetime) is irrelevant. She is finally speaking her mind and the public can't wait to read it!!!! She knows what she's doing. She sat back for 4 years, it's time for some truth to come out.

I posted this comment from US mag in another thread but love it so much I am giving it one last airing!! I think Jennifer looks a bit rough in the face on this cover but I would sell my eldest child for her figure. Angie brought this on by showing off and looks the bigger twat for it. I can't wait for them to break up, I will scream at the ocean all day.
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4:58 PM Anonymous Says:

Sorry folks, you say what you will about Jennifer Aniston, but there is no individual on this planet who can compete with Angelina Jolie in terms of psychopathology and bizarre public behavior. I don't recall Aniston's father ever urging her to seek mental health treatment. There is also no person who rivals Jolie in acting as an opportunistic and sneaky predator while strategically using children and global issues for shameless self promotion. Jolie wins hands down in terms of not having friends, disloyalty, sadism, hypocrisy, and rewriting history to suit her needs at the moment. Jennifer Aniston handled this Black Widow insidiously invading her marriage and life with class, grace, and dignity; three concepts that continue to elude the nauseatingly pious Jolie. I do understand why Jolie's creepy fans so vehemently support her. It is not often that a skank and freak who is also an unstable weirdo gets to beat up on and serially humiliate the homecoming queen. Jennifer Aniston deserves a medal for the way she has conducted herself in the last four years. Best of luck to Ms. Aniston; the cream always rises to the top.

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think happy thoughts bitch!

She's defending her affair with Mayer, the least discreet manwhore in Hollywood? And she calls Jolie "uncool?"
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Defending Mayer? What's to defend? He's single, not sleeping with married women and emotionally available. NOT like the kind of men Jolie goes after.

I think Jen just brought back the word, "uncool"! lol.

Let's not forget this blind item from NY Post:

Which screen god isn’t as happy as he and his paramour would like the world to think? Whenever the couple and their children are in LA, he “goes to a bar in a Beverly Hills hotel and drinks for hours before going home”.

all off topic: I sprayed la cucaracha HOURS ago and this bitch still ain't dead! damn.

on topic: Jennifer looks like she smoked a big roach, I would too, if I were banging John Mayer.

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"Sour grapes" huh? justjared much? For someone who critiques bitterness you sound too worked up about Jennifer Aniston's antics. If Angelina Jolie wants to talk about how she fell in love with a married man and talk about infidelity to her children like it's something worthy of imitation then Aniston has my permission to say whatever she wants about this loathsome trio. How old are you anyway, 9? I truly believe her publicist made her memorize what she said in that interview which is why I have to give him kudos because that was brilliant. Go publicist!

A screenwriter friend of mine took a meeting with Aniston during her "Friends" heyday and described her as "sweet, but as stupid as a box of rocks." This interview bears this out, as well as pointing up that her PR person is an idiot. She's defending her affair with Mayer, the least discreet manwhore in Hollywood? And she calls Jolie "uncool?" Wow, delusion and sour grapes, out there on the printed page for all the world to see! Give it up, Aniston, and get yourself a decent publicist. That whole "I'm such a poor victim!" was old three years ago, and if Mayer is the best you can do, you're in real trouble.

Oh, and citing David Copperfield and Claudia Schiffer as analogous to your "true love" with Mayer is a bad idea, Jen - it's well known that Copperfield and Schiffer had a contract regarding their "relationship," which was a PR construct designed to benefit Copperfield. Unless, of course, you and Mayer have a similar contract, which would explain everything.

and on to real important news.....there's a huge cucaracha in my tub!!! I can only hope this is the same large cucaracha I saw earlier.....

if you don't hear from me.....it's the cucarachas taking over

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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.

Good for Jennifer. I don't care much about either side, but it was time Jen spoke up about Angelina's habit of making insensitive remarks.

AJ has always had mouth diarrhea. She speaks like a man too.

Ewww, who cares about these people.

I've never payed too much attention to Jennifer Aniston (Brad's lack of balls is another story) but even I have to admit that this bitch can give flattering interviews. Some publicist will get a nice gift basket for this Xmas. Sorry Angie, you just got owned!

Anywhore, I guess it's time for Angie to put down the botox needles and pick up the book. She has some PR team to find! Her "I'm so cool I don't need a PR agent" doesn't work anymore. Most of AJ's fan base (13 year old emo girls that worshiped Angelina making her some kind of hero 4 years ago) have moved on... They are into Tokyo Hotel now). Oh well! Angie will always have those mental self-hating middle aged hags who live vicariously through a "successful" saint/whore. She should start paying that pussy who writes in jared... My bad, she already does!

On the other hand, if instead of Claudia S. and David C., Aniston had said Coco and Ice T... THAT would have been perfection!

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:30am.

Aniston.
I'd hit that so hard, her neighbors would walk funny.

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@TV????
I hope you are referring to Aniston and not that child-gather bisexual...

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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:26am.
hmmmm....
both bitches can do better?

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

nyapples, can you summarize - say 20 words or less?

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I'd hit that so hard her distant relatives would walk funny.

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i don't know who Aniston's publicist or advisers were but they should be fired for not allowing her to defend herself right from the beginning. aniston should have spoken out a long time ago. Angelina is obviously a very insecure woman who controls Brad's words about the relationship but blabs the truth about their infidelity anyway. i live and work in "Hollywood" and it was clear that Angelina "toyed" with Brad, knowing that he was lusting for her.

i personally hope karma is a big bitch against Brangie or whatever they're called. these people are vain, selfish, and a hypocritical contradiction to their physical beauty. their selling of baby pictures to donate to charity is nothing but publicity for themselves. if they really want to be viewed as philanthropists, they should "give of themselves" - not donate freebies thrown at them.

marriage is fickle, as clearly this whole mess shows, so whether they're married or not doesnt mean a thing since now a days a marriage ceritficate isn't a guarantee of anything, but whatever their "union".

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

Submitted by blackpearl on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:57pm.

Brad is about to jet. Angie knows she's never gonna be Mrs. Bradley Pitt(why marry someone you have 6 kids with) even church people don't see any sense in that. Ange should know you can't keep a man tied to you with kids. I like Jen.
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Nice novel. The Jolie Pitts as you refer to them are not married The only Jolie Pitts that have that legal name are the children...

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Here's why it's "uncool" (how very 90s of you, Jen... but then, those were your glory days) for her to talk about Angie being "uncool" -- ignoring it utterly would be cool and would show that she had moved on.

By pretending she doesn't care and commenting on it, she only proves that she ISN'T moved on.

The only loser in all this is Brad. Angelina is a troubled woman, not perfect but there is someone real there. As far as Jennifer, she is not a bad person, and picked unwisely when she decided Brad was the one. At the end of the day although I do not believe Jennifer is exactly where she wants to be in life, she has had a good life, hit show, fame, money, well traveled, friends etc. Angelina, as far as her beauty, and not that beauty is everything, BUT Angelina is a beautiful beautiful fucking exotic and unique looking woman. Jennifer Aniston makes up with what she lacks in beauty in her normalcy. Being normal in this case isnt that bad, she probably has her nice close knit Greek family, she has her friends, and she seems like a genuinely real and nice person. Jenn is nothing special as far as hollywood but oh well fuck it, she made it to fame so her "normalcy" paid out. Like someone else mentioned, where is the "normlacy", the affection, or the friends in Angelinas life. Whom has she had as friends in all these years? Fuck even a psycho freak like Madonna has gwenyth paltrow, rosie o'donnel, stella mccartney, and many more as real friends, friends you go out and drink and share life with. Even at her most pompous Madonna still seems like a more fullfilled and approachable person. This is something Angelina does not have. Whatever it is about her, Angelina has such a natural icy exterior, in effect this has played to her advantage because sometimes people who seem distant have an "unattainable" or "cool" quality. This quality has helped angelina land great roles and shaped her image, but its hard not to wonder about her loneliness. But at the end of the day Angelina is Angelina, and she has at least a solid character of who she is, she maybe icy but you dont doubt for a second that its she being herself. This leads me to the shit that is Brad Pitt. First, the man is not as great looking as he was always made out to be. He wore makeup to get his face to look pretty, his acne ridden skin is clearly visible when in real life, and as far as "sexiness" is concerned, he is hung like a boy, if youve ever seen the playgirl completely nude pic of him when hes hardish, its clear even at his most erect that aint going pass 6.5in. But that stuff is immaterial, because if a person is a great person, you can overlook the imperfections, but Brad just doesnt deliver in that aspect either. He has no personality, like its been showed so many times in the past all he does is mirror his current gf or wife and shapes who he is after that. When he was together with Jen, completely different, the clothes, the everything. Now with Angelina he seems like he is trying to be just as hard or cool as she is, but its not working. Especially for a man who looks like hes close to 50. Angelina started the whole celeb revival of helping abroad. Before she started publicly working with UNICEF I cant recall one celeb who took it upon themselves to do something. The whole lets do charity has become a joke, now even fucking paris hilton is "going to africa" but unlike them, AJ intentions were based on HER WILL. Brad never did any charity, and now like the personalityless blob he is, copying AJ, now its something he does. The Jolie Pitt marriage will not last, and Angelina will be the one who is better of without him. And if Jennifer has any self esteem, which I dont doubt she has, she wont take him back. Jen has shit taste in men, and if shes serious about having a child she needs to focus on dating father type material, but whomever she settles with will be a step up from the overhyped substance lacking shit pitt is.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

Submitted by chica robotica on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:49pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:31pm.

I thought the Schiffer/Copperfield comparison was funny only bc.... whoa, that's a blast from the past. Not like that romance was iconic or something. Lol. Very dated. As well as describing something or somebody as "uncool." Uncool? Jen Aniston is very 90s. But then again, I loved the 90s and have no need for anything newfangled. Go Jen!

LOL...I agree. I think people like hearing about this because there's got to be more to this story and there's always something new coming out. Reading her quotes I feel like it's the 90's and Friends is on at 9 PM. But honestly, I have heard a lot of 40 year old women say "cool" and "uncool". Very dated. But that dress is fab...
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