Tuesday, November 11th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Heigl gets close to a tiger. Tiger does not break through cage to bite her. Tiger has failed me - Popsugar
Lucy Pinder should join a nudist colony - Egotastic!
Gerald Butler with his ho of the minute - Just Jared
Nikki Cox's lips are still scaring little children - Hollywood Tuna
Hatchetface Rourke apologizes for using the fag word - Towleroad
Lil' Bow Wow's first fuck scene (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Orlando Bloom might be engaged - Hollywood Rag
Blake Lively has farty demon face on W Magazine - Lainey Gossip
Sophie Monk forgot to wear a bra - IDLYITW
Larry King is horny - Cityrag
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Oh MK, don't wish death on that tiger. Biting Heigl would poison the poor thing!
Orlando Bloom is always engaged, according to the tabs.
Sophie Monk... who is she again?
And I know GB is a total manwhore, but somehow I can't hate him for it. Maybe it's because unlike most sluts, he's actually talented. Talent can make up for a lot!
Poor MK. None of God's creatures will help you! Perhaps he is saving it for something REALLY big...
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
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ImpertinentVixen!
Yeah, and i only got to the H's!
I was saving Raoul as my ace!
http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/show/raoul_bova
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You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing.
Clarisse, after that beefcake display, I need a cigarette!
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:11pm.
xxyxz,
you have not seen da puppies yet??? you have to see da puppies!!!
http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.45.swf?cid=317016
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HOLY CRAP! 18,000 people viewing the puppies.
xxyz, I DON'T think about Nancy Grace!
heehee
gotta go!
byeeeeee
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Did she make you cry, make you break down
Shatter your illusion of love
Is it over now, do you know how, to pick up the pieces and go home...
-Fleetwood Mac "Gold Dust Woman"
Oklahoma
DITTO
Clarisse
Thanks! I'll have to check them out, Although I'm more of a pussy person!!!! except for eyore
PSL you never said what you think about Nancy Grace!!!
Miss Priss,
My pleasure! (trust me)
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You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing.
Xxyxz.. You are my bestest best porn magazine holder, best toilet paper roll holder, And bestest best friend EVA!!! Evah, EVER!!!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Orgy times on Dlisted!! Woo-hoo!
Where do i start??? Put me in coach!!! Put me in!
xxyxz,
you have not seen da puppies yet??? you have to see da puppies!!!
http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.45.swf?cid=317016
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You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing.
xxyz, I love Nicole Richie! Even though I know she is a spoiled bitch....she does not annoy me like KK.....ugh, esp after reading about the way she acted at the scene of that car accident.......driving through, even though there was a guy bleeding in the street.
She can die alongside Paris....the both of them preferable soon.
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Did she make you cry, make you break down
Shatter your illusion of love
Is it over now, do you know how, to pick up the pieces and go home...
-Fleetwood Mac "Gold Dust Woman"
OKay okay Oklahoma
you are my bestie in RL too!!
*sticks nose in business* OH snap. Here it is!! Here I AM!!! OH wait, were you not talking to me.. Yes, LCT & Xxyxz was talking to me.. hmmmmmm... What does this all add up to!!! *hands over coupon for back fat removal*
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
PSL
I still like her no matter what anybody says:p
I like Nancy Grace and Nicole Richie too
Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:05pm.
TURD!!!
No, I do NOT feel any better
SHIT
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You're right, turd doesn't cut the mustard. What about ANAL FISSURE! That does it for me. Especially if you accentuate the 'ss'.
I got a BIFF!!! *runs thru streets drunk*
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:51pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:27pm.
*blushes*
Better be careful what you say!!!
somebody's gonna have an intervention about the KK thing!!
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yeah, ME. That skank has no business being fmous. She's a fucking idiot, who got pissed on in a sex tape. Yeah, fame makes a lot of sense these days....
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Did she make you cry, make you break down
Shatter your illusion of love
Is it over now, do you know how, to pick up the pieces and go home...
-Fleetwood Mac "Gold Dust Woman"
TURD!!!
No, I do NOT feel any better
SHIT
Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:00pm.
count me in! I own my shit!
Ha! I said shit
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Shit is a bad word. You're supposed to say turd.
I OWN MY TURD!
Now doesn't that feel better?
OH DAMN CLARISSE!!!
Thank you thank you thankyou for those pics!!
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
count me in! I own my shit!
Ha! I said shit
Submitted by oklahoma on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:57pm.
Well, We could try that!! I have a pretty open mind.. lol.. WE may have to bring Xxyxz as a look out, or a hand off cause we might get tired.. XXyxz??? You in??
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K, tag team. You and xxxyxabcd versus me and Clarissalina. Oh, and I get Lolo too, because you guys are powerhouses.
*rotf*
I love you Oklahoma... I really do
BIFF
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:53pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:40pm.
LCT, and his hair is sooo pretty in Lord of the Rings. Oh I loves him, too!! Lets pray together.. Oh we'll both be on our knees!! *winks*
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Does that mean I have to put the strap on in my mouth? Just want to make sure we're on the same page...
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Well, We could try that!! I have a pretty open mind.. lol.. WE may have to bring Xxyxz as a look out, or a hand off cause we might get tired.. XXyxz??? You in??
what is with the puppy alerts?
what did I miss out on?!
*taps foot*
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:54pm.
PUPPY RUMBLE!
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Looks like Autumn is getting a beat down. Why they gotta do a bitch like that?
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:51pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:27pm.
*blushes*
Better be careful what you say!!!
somebody's gonna have an intervention about the KK thing!!
jellis h8terz
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*looks around while picking lunch out of teef w/ big ole knife* I don't give a fuuuuck.. I will not have an intervention over a Butt.. Dick maybe, butt,, I don't think so!!!
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:53pm.
LCT,
The best way to get over one man is to get under another.
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Believe me, I tried. I think my JA desperation is showing.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:50pm.
Carrot!!
The ONLY one?? No! You are young! You need variety!!! Let's see.....
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Oh, and I would do Hugh.. Gerry's a sick pig though. Sick, sick pig.
PUPPY RUMBLE!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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LCT,
The best way to get over one man is to get under another.
*kissses*
THE PUPPIES ARE UP!
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You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing.
Submitted by oklahoma on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:40pm.
LCT, and his hair is sooo pretty in Lord of the Rings. Oh I loves him, too!! Lets pray together.. Oh we'll both be on our knees!! *winks*
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Does that mean I have to put the strap on in my mouth? Just want to make sure we're on the same page...
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:50pm.
Carrot!!
The ONLY one??
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Yes... I lost my mojo somethin' fierce after the breakup with the ex and he's the one that brought it back. This always happens! Damn them right to Sadland!
Submitted by oklahoma on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:27pm.
*blushes*
Better be careful what you say!!!
somebody's gonna have an intervention about the KK thing!!
jellis h8terz
Carrot!!
The ONLY one?? No! You are young! You need variety!!! Let's see.....
Cilian
http://bestof.provocateuse.com/show/cillian_murphy
Clive
http://bestof.provocateuse.com/show/clive_owen
Colin! Oh Come on now love! Colin!
http://bestof.provocateuse.com/show/colin_farrell
Ewan
http://bestof.provocateuse.com/show/ewan_mcgregor
Gerrry! You remember Gerry don't cha love?
http://bestof.provocateuse.com/show/gerard_butler
Hugh
http://bestof.provocateuse.com/show/hugh_jackman
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You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:24pm.
Nan-neeeers!!! I'm trying to wean myself off the puppies!
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No can do!!!
Once you've seen puppy fat you can't go back.
I'm totally hooked on the puppies. I've even bookmarked the link.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Clarisse- Don't even get me started on Xtina...she was hot as the dirty brunette chola...now she looks like irregular Marilyn Monroe fuck doll.
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"How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?"
Gerry Gerry Gerry :(
you're breakin my heart bud
please, find one girl and stick with her for more than a day.
and have a salad.
that is all.
LCT, and his hair is sooo pretty in Lord of the Rings. Oh I loves him, too!! Lets pray together.. Oh we'll both be on our knees!! *winks*
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Jeffro11 !
"No matter how beautiful or sexy a woman may be, SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE IS SICK OF HER SHIT!!!"
Whenever i see Batboy and XTina together that quote automatically pops in my head!!!
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You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing.
Orlando Bloom better not be engaged. He's the only thing in my girl wet dreams these days.
for some reason I cant stand Blake L. she acts like she is a super hot girl when she is actually weird looking
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:17pm.
Jeffro11,
It has to be something....she was hot as hell!!!
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Clarisse- First, thanks for the visual of you licking Nikki Cox from toe to tit...can't say as I blame you, y'know, women's bodies are beautiful...
But...and this can go back to last week's discussion on Megan Fox... whenever one of the fellas gets to humping air over this chick or that, "ohh, she's SO hot", one of us guys has to intervene with a reality check:
"No matter how beautiful or sexy a woman may be, SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE IS SICK OF HER SHIT!!!"
:)
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"How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?"
I like how Gerry Butler is down with the brown (chicks).
I have a chance!
*crosses fingers*
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Ass Slaps?? For me? Oh Xxyxz, I watched the Kim Kardashian show on E! the other day,maybe it was yesterday, It was a marathon.. I liked it. She's ok. It was a funny show to watch!!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
KD not me....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Nan-neeeers!!! I'm trying to wean myself off the puppies!
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
Heigl gets close to a tiger. Tiger does not break through cage to bite her. Tiger has failed me."
I thought that tigers were predators ... not carrion crawlers! Heigl smells like rancid toe jam and not self-respecting tiger would touch that crap.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Oklahoma
(( Hugs & ass slaps))
Ohhh yeah baby!
Is anyone else having problems with some Flash9 bug that shuts dlisted down on you? Grr.