Tuesday, November 11th 2008
Hairy And Hairier
Maggie Gyllenhag and Peter Sarsgaard showed up to some event at Moma in NYC last night looking like they were just discovered living in a cave in the mountains, surviving on snake piss, tarantula legs, lizard heads and bat peens. The Olsen trolls are probably filing a lawsuit right now against these two haggard bitches. They copyrighted the "mole people of the mountains" look.
If Maggie wanted to wear fur so badly, she should've just shaved off the 70s pussy bush from Peter's face and worn that shit instead.
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speakit whaaaaaa? I hope you are ok!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Is that cunt wearing real fur?
URGH. ARRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh. Wearing fur is barbaric and uncivilized. I hate people woh do this.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Holy shit, that looks like an armpit with eyes...and Pete looks like hell too!
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"How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?"
He used to be so HOT too. Someone needs to tell him to take the dead animal off his face!
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Candlejack is back!
To whoever is helping D:
He knows everything. I told him everything that happened at Dlisted. Do you know I have an EPO against him now? Do you know he's threatened me?
Stop helping him. I can take legal action for what you've done. Leave it alone. You're making things worse, especially for my son.
Submitted by Kaylee on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 3:30pm.
"Don't look down on someone for something. When yo ass do the something."
Words to live by.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
And Maggie - in your next life I want you to be a seal. So cute! (thunk)
Submitted by Kaylee on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 3:30pm.
Im sorry I dont speak English.
I have no idea what the fuck you are even saying to me right now.
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Kayleigh - the reason some people abhor fur but wear leather is that leather is seen as a by-product - whereas the fur industry is notoriously cruel. Coming mostly from China, it has been found that animals quite often are simply skinned alive - and these animals can be endangered, or even just your regular family pet that has fallen into the wrong hands. Dogs and cats alike have been used for fur. Also read accounts of sealing, baby seals smashed in the face with a hook to stun them, then the hook thrust up into the head through the jaw, by which they are dragged away to a place wear they get gutted and skinned ...hopefully after dying but often not.
I don't wear leather either - but some people think there is a vast difference. Next time you defend fur - just be aware you are defending all of the above. And sweet dreams! mwah.
miss priss
Wasn't last week amazing!? Back to reality...
LoLo
You'll need that coat in no time in NYC!
On topic. Am I alone in wondering why Maggie chose a gold clutch to go with a black and gray ensemble?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 3:13pm.
Submitted by Kaylee on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 3:09pm
Awwwwwwwww do you need a hug?
Listen, Missy and I just got married today and i will have you know i wore fur under my wedding gown if oyu know what i mean.
If you dont know what i mean i am talking about MY BIG FAT FUR PIE GOODS!
BEEF; ITS IN MAH PANTIES!
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No I don't need a hug. I need fake ass bitches to get called out. People want to call out celebs. I want to call out fake bitches! Don't look down on someone for something. When yo ass do the something.
Ho buster #1!
Don't care if people wear fur or not I have some vintage stuff too and a hell a bunch of leather.It's a personal choice.I just don't like the 'I am a rich ho'. J-lo shit.I don't like the pelt /vest thing she is wearing though,it just does not quite work.
I think they are a cute couple.He is better with out the beard and that mess on his face would make for some scratchy oral,poor Maggie.
and Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Los Angeles is where I am at.....71 today, progressively getting warmer over the next few days. I certainly do not want to freeze, but I'd like the weather to stay in the 70's....
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Did she make you cry, make you break down
Shatter your illusion of love
Is it over now, do you know how, to pick up the pieces and go home...
-Fleetwood Mac "Gold Dust Woman"
PSL, where are you ? West coast?
It's fuckin' freezing here in Chitown. I wish is it was 65 and sunny forever
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
It is going to be in the 90's again on Friday. I am over it.....
Fur is nasty.
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Did she make you cry, make you break down
Shatter your illusion of love
Is it over now, do you know how, to pick up the pieces and go home...
-Fleetwood Mac "Gold Dust Woman"
Deb! Yeah its getting chilli bowl here! NYC baby!
Diana I love Trudy too!
I feel with this avie i can say dumber crap than usual ha ha ha!
Winter weddings are beautiful.
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Was that directed at me?
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Submitted by Kaylee on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 3:09pm.
All you fake a$$ animal rights activities... I hope you look in your own Wardrobe. Before you start talkin shit. I don't wear fur... never did never will. But I'm not going to act like I'm a veggie head and I don't wear leather belts,shoes,handbags or coats. Remember COWS are animals too. But you don't give a shit about them...right! Becuz their not cute and furry. You self-righteous MF make me sick.
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When the cat is away, the mice will smoke crack!
-MK
http://www.dianacrabtree.blogspot.com
Kaylee! I love cows! They are tasty. Mmm. I had cows once and they broke the fence down and ran all over the yard and we had to chase them around all day. Fun times! Yes, I iz a hillbilly rednekkid.
LoLo
It's freezing rain here today in Ch-Ch-Chicago. Last week was in the seventies. This week thirties and 40's. I KNOW I'll be wearing Granny's fur soon!
Where you at?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 3:03pm.
Is vintage fur ok to wear?
I was given a vintage fur and i dont know about it.
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My friend wore a mink stole from her great grandma or something to her wedding. It made me uncomfortable, but geez, it was a family heirloom, was she supposed to insult her grandparents and say no?
I got a stunning Evita-Peron looking fur-lined vintage coat from a thrift store, but ended up giving it away. I just couldn't pull the trigger
PS Love Deputy Weigel, especially when she works vice- sexay!
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When the cat is away, the mice will smoke crack!
-MK
http://www.dianacrabtree.blogspot.com
I bet the Olsens are already putting a hit out on that bitch.
Their the only ones that can walk around with glued pussay hair on their clothes and make it work.
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When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 3:10pm.
The coat is very very pretty.
I will wait to see how cold it gets here this year i guess......
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I love this guy as an actor, but damn, they are an ugly couple.
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Did she make you cry, make you break down
Shatter your illusion of love
Is it over now, do you know how, to pick up the pieces and go home...
-Fleetwood Mac "Gold Dust Woman"
I dont give a rats ass if anyone wears fur but this shit is not fabulous, its downright tacky and gawdy. Thats what comes to mind when i see people wear this type of mess. The whole status symbol things is so fucking lame.
Submitted by Kaylee on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 3:09pm
Awwwwwwwww do you need a hug?
Listen, Missy and I just got married today and i will have you know i wore fur under my wedding gown if oyu know what i mean.
If you dont know what i mean i am talking about MY BIG FAT FUR PIE GOODS!
BEEF; ITS IN MAH PANTIES!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I wonder if Peter's bush is that insane. Imma have to talk to Maggie about that.....Hmmmm....Makes me wonder.
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Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)
LoLo
I think vintage fur should be ok. My husband's nutty grandma gave me her vintage fur jacket, and I love it. I would never go out and buy a fur, and maybe I'm rationalizing, but I like my old fur jacket!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
All you fake a$$ animal rights activities... I hope you look in your own Wardrobe. Before you start talkin shit. I don't wear fur... never did never will. But I'm not going to act like I'm a veggie head and I don't wear leather belts,shoes,handbags or coats. Remember COWS are animals too. But you don't give a shit about them...right! Becuz their not cute and furry. You self-righteous MF make me sick.
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Ho buster #1!
Miss Priss - I just got my anti-thong sister to get a few pairs (pairs? err) and she had no idea how to fit herlsef into one. She's 5', but about 140lbs, so she was like "I need a S or an XS" Im like NOOOOOOOO!! She really needed an L or XL... if they fit properly you dont feel them. She's fine with the ones we got her.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Miss Priss: see now I can't wear boyshorts, at least not under something. to each her own as they say!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I always liked her but I'm hoping that those animal pelts are faux. Otherwise, she just soared downward in my book.
Yes my sweet Drama, just for you!
And I hate thongs too. I really can't stand feeling my butthole get flossed over and over all day....just not my thing.
Snowy
Haha embrace the thong! I can't I've tried!
I love cheekies and boy shorts
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
He obviously takes Movember VERY seriously.
I can't believe this beat out Shia's truck being on eBay!
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 3:04pm.
I do some strange shit to my nether regions yo!
HA HA HA HA that sounds fuckedede UP but it styas!
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Miss P: embrace the thong! the thong is your friend!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Pearl Necklace - I in no way mean to offend you but I really take the looks on their faces more to be " HA......maybe now they won't invite us to any more of these stupid premere's" They just don't look like they give a shit to be there and they think it's funny they are so ridculously dressed......
Lolo and Missy
I give you lots of props for wearing thongs.
I can't. My butt don't like them. It's like having a perpetual wedgie
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
Is vintage fur ok to wear?
I was given a vintage fur and i dont know about it.
Plus sometimes when i open that closet it talks to me ans says some really offensive shit about my mother, so I dont know if its cool or not.
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First off, let me say, I think wearing fur is just wrong. If, say, there was a big market of rabbit, fox or mink meat, I would be fine with it, because it meant the whole animal was being used, but the animals are just being killed for the fur, so I think its wrong.
But look at these stupid PETA people! They have brought fur BACK INTO fashion by being so damn abnoxious, saying its cruel to drink milk even. So now, fur, which no-one was wearing for ages, is back in style. Good job PETA people. Your work is done. ________________________________________________
When the cat is away, the mice will smoke crack!
-MK
http://www.dianacrabtree.blogspot.com
Deb I agree :) I miss when people had natural faces and there was a broader range of what was considered beautiful.
Lolo - hm that is tough. if I dont do laundry for a while I wear all the underwears that usually get left behind and they HATE me cause theyve been neglected for so long. They try to cuttabeesch in 'tween my ass cheeks! CONNIVING LIL THONGS!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
again with the open toes and hose. Can I do this? all the celebs seem to! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
He looks like he doesn't bathe and she looks like she enjoys the stank. Don't like either of them.
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Bye! Good
I like her, but she has the WORST taste in clothes and always looks unwashed in a Helena Bohnhom Carter kinda way.
Aphid! Special pantaloons just for me? You like me! You really like me! ♥
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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This is upsetting. I'm not feeling this look, even though I love them both.
This coupled with that hideous Salma's outfit makes me QQ.
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Yep. :-) Now I need to go douche. MK is coming over. Wait, would it be the other way around? Hmmm...sometimes I get confused.
xo
Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)
I like Maggie's face. It is very unique in a world of Hollywood bimbos withover processed hair and breast implants...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
_Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 2:52pm.
Missy
Twas a sad day for underwears
MY thong is pretty pissed OFF at me about something today. I dont know what but bitch better back out my ass real quick!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!