Tuesday, November 11th 2008
Hairy And Hairier
Maggie Gyllenhag and Peter Sarsgaard showed up to some event at Moma in NYC last night looking like they were just discovered living in a cave in the mountains, surviving on snake piss, tarantula legs, lizard heads and bat peens. The Olsen trolls are probably filing a lawsuit right now against these two haggard bitches. They copyrighted the "mole people of the mountains" look.
If Maggie wanted to wear fur so badly, she should've just shaved off the 70s pussy bush from Peter's face and worn that shit instead.
OMG.... I am DYING LAUGHING @ WORK!!!!!
TOO FUNNY!!!!!!
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Sit yo ass down!
I sent this page to Peta's MySpace people. They confirmed that they have passed this on to their (PR?)peeps.
my whole opinion of this woman has changed in one second
how can someone who seems so progressive be such an asshole and were fur?
why do ugly people think that wearing a tortured animals pelt makes them look less ugly?
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 2:01am.
I thought that she would be anti-fur. She looked like the anti-fur type.
Maybe she loves the guy, scruffy and all?
Yeah, she needed to look more like a dog.
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I thought that she would be anti-fur. She looked like the anti-fur type.
I hope a love sick coyote finds her attractive.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Looks like she raided Rachel Zoe's closet.
I am SURE they both have dingleberry clump problems.
i'm no peta-loonie, i don't even like peta but i hope they get on her ass for this. she looks stupid as hell, just like one of the olsen trolls. glad MK called her out lol and i'm also glad we don't have stupid people here.. a lot of you seem to know the truth behind fur. yay :)
in the united states alone, between 3 and 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! support animal shelters<3
Glad to see others here are as outraged by the use of fur as I am. It's terribly disgusting & not fashionable AT ALL. Ugh, how sad. I really thought Maggie was classier than that. She needs to go away.
YEEES. It is FUCKING REAL FUR. That CUNT Maggie Gyllenhaal is wearing the fur of dead, tortured, skinned alive and clubbed over the head (not necessarily in that order) animals to satisfy her vanity.
Ah, it is at these times i wish life was something like the Twilight Zone, where Maggie wakes up and all of a sudden is that frightened, hunted, clubbed-on-the-skull-animal running away herself.
Personally i would put her in front of a firing squad but before it pull out her ovaries one by one while she is conscious.
Inhumane people who do such inhumane things deserve equally inhumane treatment.
fucking whore...
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
I saw him on Conan a couple of weeks ago and he sounded gay to me. He was funny though.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
is he gay? My gaydar is pinging big time for him. And he seems so fey in his roles too. That voice.
Dunno.
It's nice to see she is her own person and not a plastic surgery addict. I like her individuality and think she's interesting to watch. He just makes my skin crawl. MAGGIE you can do better!
Why dint she just schedule a bitch fight with the head peta gayelle?
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Maggie looks like Droopy the Dog in every picture.
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When you're driving down the street with your hook hand and its shininess reflects off the sun and temporarily blinds you, causing you to crash into a tree, you'll think of Monifa.
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I can't tell real fur from fake anyway. Fuggie should take her fur wraps and pile them up around the facial area. It will help with the fug.
I find fur absolutely repulsive and I literally shudder in disgust if I pass a woman wearing fur.
I´m also against vintage fur because by wearing it you´re still promoting this bloody fashion, even though you can´t really be blamed for the deaths of the specific animals in your old fur coat.
And if Maggie Gyllenhaal is wearing real fur then I´m very disappointed in her, I thought she was classier than that...
Is it true what I read on some other site, that: "Michelle Obama is very outspoken about wearing real fur. She says it's a sign of class to her. The New Yorkder did a piece on it, and Michelle also did a fashion spread in about 30 fur coats. Apparently she owns a LOT of fur."
If that´s true than I certainly hope she won´t become a fashion icon like Jackie O...
So, is that supposed to make us feel all sexy cuz it reminds us of her ultra-hairy bush in The Secretary?
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and oh, btw, those two "humans" are REALLY freakin ugly, my god, why not wear a mask or something, jeez...
did maggie feel too popular so she decided to wear fur so everyone would REALLY start to hate her or what? what other point is there?
They both look skanky. Mr. IV finds Fuggie to have the hot skanky thing going on. I disagree.
A walking 70s vagina is not a good look.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
@redpoint--
Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:09pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:05pm.
Is Peter distilling moonshine these days?
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LOL!!!
Maggie might as well be his fellow appalechian cuzzo wife.
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I know that's right. Let's lock 'em in a room alone with the God Warrior and see if the furs flies off.
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"They've been prisoners of the gristle monster."
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What the hell is that slag wearing fur for and why does he look like a caveman? Are they making another live-action Flintstones?
@Speakit. Check to see if you have any spywear on your computer which may be reading your key strokes. Also, change the access codes to your answering machines. Some machines allow people to actually listen in to conversations in the room by hitting the right code. Best of luck to you.
Wait - wait - WHAT? Maggie was at MoMA yesterday???? *I* was at MoMA yesterday! Goddoubledamnit!
Edited to add: Yeah, the fur is very uncool.
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
Maggie just went down about 100 points in my mind. WHY must people wear fur? VERY uncool.
Mole people of the mountains! LMAO! Fur or no fur that's one ugly freakin outfit!
he is so hideous...they are actually equal in the looks department...she looks like a idiot in that outfit. what female wants to add 3 extra inches to their waist with bulky fur stuck under a belt that looks like its from kmart. it looks so clumsy & contrived... her sillouette looks absurd.
What the fuck. Is that fur? Not Maggie. I luv her as an actor. She's as dead as those pelts to me now.
Someone please find out if that is real fur.
I would never wear fur. And even though cow leather is almost always made from the cows we eat, I've made an effort not to buy anymore leather.
What a cunt.
speeeaakit! Don't leeeeave us! But if you must, live long and prosper and may the force be with you.
I liked Maggie till I seen her in the atrocity of a fur....let's rip the skin off of her back and put it around a cold person.
And Peter looks like a ASS!!
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:13pm.
Email a bitch will ya?
Speakit- good luck man.
Sorry to hear you have trouble.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
speakit I figured that but wtf? someone on dlisted is feeding him onfo or something? how creepy. speakit, we miss you!
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D = first initial of EXhusband's name.
Y'all have a Happy Thanksgiving and Merry Christmas. xoxox
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 3:35pm.
To whoever is helping D:
He knows everything. I told him everything that happened at Dlisted. Do you know I have an EPO against him now? Do you know he's threatened me?
Stop helping him. I can take legal action for what you've done. Leave it alone. You're making things worse, especially for my son.
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huh? what are you talking about? who is "D"?
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Did she make you cry, make you break down
Shatter your illusion of love
Is it over now, do you know how, to pick up the pieces and go home...
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:05pm.
Is Peter distilling moonshine these days?
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LOL!!!
Maggie might as well be his fellow appalechian cuzzo wife.
I think they make a cool couple...
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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
I'm feeling charitable: her heels are nice. But Peter looks like a Gettysburg survivor with a clip-on necktie.
If Maggie wanted to wear fur so badly, she should've just shaved off the 70s pussy bush from Peter's face and worn that shit instead
Amen M.K
Is Peter distilling moonshine these days?
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shall i dress up a giant butt plug and march ? cos if i have time i dammed well will.--Courtney Love
What the hells?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Deb
YES! It was!! I forget you're in Chitown as well!
I hate winterrrrrrr
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
Poison dart frog - can we assist?
Hmmm, there is a nasty plant on Dlisted? BRB, I'm going to get my taser.
Where's PETA when you need them?
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 3:35pm.
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What in the heels?