Guy Ritchie Doesn't Give A Shit

I think the most offensive part of the list is that Guy has to read her English Roses books to the kids. How narcissistic can you be? "Only my poorly-written shitty books are fit for my children's ears!"

I've always hated Madonna. When I worked part time at Barnes & Noble in college, I used to hide her books when I was assigned to the children's section. I once replaced an entire display of her books with a bunch of Roald Dahl ones. Suck on that, Vadge.

LOL!! From the look of their impish little faces, you just know they've been watching TV, while gorging on Snickerdoodles too. Good for Guy - eff that ex roided up cunt of yours!!

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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
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Submitted by Im a Princess on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:37pm.

honey chile, what lolo was trying to expalin is that we really dont care if its true or not. We are here to enjoy MKs blog, not to seek truth in tabloids. Get it?

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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

*sniff* Thanks for the story Jeffro.

Madonna sounds like a real peach. I guess I won't be sending David or Rocco that "bag of glass and rusty nails" for Christmas.

Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:36pm.
David has awfully nice toofers for a kid. Wonder if 'donna makes him wear kitty dentures (made of all-natural Kabballalalaha materials)?
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:D
I bet her and Sharon Stone share parenting tips.

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Lest we forget.

This cannot be fucking true?! What? he with the most money gets to make all the rules? WTF???

He needs to be photographed with his children, going in to see a porn movie, carrying all the shitty candy available in polyester leisure suits with Guy lagging behind because he's having a feelup session with Duffy on his way in the theater.
Damn that woman is giving the cougar world an even worse rep.

Submitted by radio siren on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:32pm.
Guy, you in danger girl.

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That made me laugh-

Joan Crawford would be proud. The bitch has too many rules, no wonder Guy got tired of her old ass. He should take the boys hunting and then for beers at a pub, f*ck what that control freak old sea hag says.

David has awfully nice toofers for a kid. Wonder if 'donna makes him wear kitty dentures (made of all-natural Kabballalalaha materials)?

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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:26pm.
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Nice story, and to any veteran that is reading this....THANK YOU!!!! Happy Veterans Day.

Submitted by radio siren on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:32pm.

Guy, you in danger girl.
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LMFAO!!

Jeffro11 on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:26pm.

Thanks for sharing. I took my mom to a Veteran's Day celebration this am (she likes to hear my late father's name called out).

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She's flat and that's that!

I quit reading after about the 10th rule.

Whateva beech.

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Oh, whatever- I knew I'd hear crap for saying something and I could care less. I come here to discuss too, just in a different way.
I just find it highly doubtful there is such a list, and as someone else said, she can write 20 lists but unless it's court ordered, it doesn't mean shit.
And, do you suppose Guy just gave the tabloids this information, just willingly handed it right on over cuz he's just that forthright with the media. Gimme a break.
I can't stand Madonna for the record so don;t call me some Madonna fan, k.
Oh, and if I am wrong, and there is such a list...you can say I told ya so and I will bow before all of you in adoration.

Guy, you in danger girl.

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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

Aww nice story Jeffro! ♥

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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich

First stop: MCDONALDS.

mac :]

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MK, ya got too many great quotes to use in a measly signature line!

Poor boys are going to get so much shit when they go away to college and realize that they can actually pee standing up.

the DUDE! abides...

Guy should have had a bag of Cheetos waiting in the limo when he picked up the children, along with Tang, because Tang and Cheetos breaks almost all the rules: man-made and processed. He should feed them so much Tang and Cheetos that they look like Oompa-Loompas when he returns them.

Flatsy!
Guy gets hotter every day he spends away from Mumm-rah.

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You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing.

Lo - I know!! GD!!! This sunday is trap me in the back of a super large air-o-plane and drop me off in to-kee-oh times!!

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They should wear the clothes Madonna has sent with them on the flight. If they need to be bought anything, they should not contain any man-made fibers.

Erm arent they wearing man made fibers in those pics?

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Team psychologically-damaged-by-an-over-controlling-mother David & Rocco.

@Jeffro11: *sniffling* Thanks for that.

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Lest we forget.

He can show them all of his movies with lots of chocolate and stuff kids are suppposed to be eating. I love his movies, by the way. Except that one Madonna ruined.

And i'm a vegetarian, but i'm not crazy like Madonna with this crazy macrobiotic and kaballah water.

And for those who don't believe this, Madonna herself said a few times she won't let her kids watch tv.

Damn............give those kids a double cheeseburger with fries and a milkshake!

If that's true (and, in with the majority, I can easily believe it) then that needs to be an exhibit for the judge in the divorce case.
I see Madonna more like Goebbels with a roided up vadge, since she is the master of PR, and kinda skinny.
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Honestly Officer....

Speaking of evil, here is some good news:

Seattle-based Starbucks said profit in the quarter fell 97 percent to $5.4 million, or a penny a share, from $158.5 million, or 21 cents per share. The coffee retailer earned 10 cents per share when the costs from closing about 600 stores in the U.S. and 61 locations in Australia are excluded.

NINETY SEVEN %!!!!!!!

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Did he make you cry, make you break down
Shatter your illusion of love
Is it over now, do you know how, to pick up the pieces and go home...
-Fleetwood Mac "Gold Dust Woman"

In related news, David Banda asked to go back to Malawi, saying it was "funner" than living with New Mommy.

I would like to second the following:

Oh god, I hope this is true. And that it was Guy who gave it to the press. I also hope that those two boys are eating candy, drinking tap water, wearing nylon spider man costumes and watching cartoons right now.

Yes. Yes, yes, yes.

Too weird to live; too rare to die.

Madonna is such a control freak!

If she had a cock, the world would be much better off because then she could probably just fuck herself!

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

http://www.myspace.com/triston

Farrah

Im with you sistah! Get Valkerye to kill the Vag with his ass pudding!

PS:Ew ass pudding. Thanks MK!!!

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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich

Little Menendez brothers in the making. Madonna's bedroom wall is going to look like someone threw a case of rasberry jam against it.

I could care less about Guy or Vadge. But I was just forwarded a story that I'd like to share for Vet's Day...it's a bit long but worth it.

The Sack Lunches

> I put my carry-on in the luggage compartment and sat down
> in my assigned seat. It was going to be a long flight.
> 'I'm glad I have a good book to read Perhaps I will
> get a short nap,' I thought.
>
> Just before take-off, a line of soldiers came down the
> aisle and filled all the vacant seats, totally surrounding
> me. I decided to start a conversation. 'Where are
> you headed?' I asked the soldier seated nearest to me.
>
> 'Chicago - to Great Lakes Base. We'll be there
> for two weeks for special training, and then we're being
> deployed to Iraq'
>
> After flying for about an hour, an announcement was made
> that sack lunches were available for five dollars. It
> would be several hours before we reachedChicago, and I
> quickly decided a lunch would help pass the time.
>
> As I reached for my wallet, I overheard soldier ask his
> buddy if he planned to buy lunch. 'No, that seems like
> a lot of money for just a sack lunch. Probably
> wouldn't be worth five bucks. I'll wait till we
> get to Chicago '
>
> His friend agreed.
>
> I looked around at the other soldiers. None were buying
> lunch. I walked to the back of the plane and handed the
> flight attendant a fifty dollar bill. 'Take a lunch to
> all those soldiers.' She grabbed my arms and squeezed
> tightly. Her eyes wet with tears, she thanked me.
> 'My son was a soldier in Iraq ; it's almost like
> you are doing it for him.'
>
> Picking up ten sacks, she headed up the aisle to where the
> soldiers were seated. She stopped at my seat and asked,
> 'Which do you like best - beef or chicken?'
>
> 'Chicken,' I replied, wondering why she asked.
> She turned and went to the front of plane, returning a
> minute later with a dinner plate from first class.
> 'This is your thanks.'
>
> After we finished eating, I went again to the back of the
> plane, heading for the rest room. A man stopped me.
> 'I saw what you did. I want to be part of it.
> Here, take this.' He handed me twenty-five
> dollars.
>
> Soon after I returned to my seat, I saw the Flight Captain
> coming down the aisle, looking at the aisle numbers as he
> walked, I hoped he was not looking for me, but noticed he
> was looking at the numbers only on my side of the plane.
> When he got to my row he stopped, smiled, held out his
> hand, an said, 'I want to shake your hand.'
>
> Quickly unfastening my seatbelt I stood and took the
> Captain's hand. With a booming voice he said, 'I
> was a soldier and I was a military pilot. Once, someone
> bought me a lunch. It was an act of kindness I never
> forgot.' I was embarrassed when applause was heard
> from all of the passengers.
>
> Later I walked to the front of the plane so I could stretch
> my legs. A man who was seated about six rows in front of
> me reached out his hand, wanting to shake mine. He left
> another twenty-five dollars in my palm.
>
> When we landed in Chicago I gathered my belongings and
> started to deplane. Waiting just inside the airplane door
> was a man who stopped me, put something in my shirt pocket,
> turned, and walked away without saying a word. Another
> twenty-five dollars!
>
> Upon entering the terminal, I saw the soldiers gathering
> for their trip to the base. I walked over to them and
> handed them seventy-five dollars. 'It will take you
> some time to reach the base. It will be about time for a
> sandwich. God Bless You.'
>
> Ten young men left that flight feeling the love and respect
> of their fellow travelers. As I walked briskly to my car,
> I whispered a prayer for their safe return. These soldiers
> were giving their all for our country. I could only give
> them a couple of meals.
>
> It seemed so little...
>
> A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life,
> Wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States
> of America'
> For an amount of 'up to and including my life.'
> That is Honor, and there are way too many people
> In this country who no longer understand it.

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"How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?"

Assuming this is true, fuck that unholy bitch.
蜘龍====================龍蜘

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Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 11/11/2008 - Madonna=Hitler with a roided up vag!
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BWAHAHAHAH!!!
then that means i can blame her for gassing/burning my family....
now it's personal. I need to roind up mah hoohaa.
It's gonna be a roided vag v/s roided vag showcase!

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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?

How did he ever stay married to the insane roided-up freak. He must not be "all there." Still, I wouldn't mind seeing what he looks like naked.

Poo- I was going to say the same thing, but about the Ugg-looking boots. If she wants them to be "vag"-itarians (bad pun sorry) then shouldn't she also insist on no fur or leather?

Gristle monster, LMAO.
Never noticed before, but Guy's kinda cute.

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She's flat and that's that!

Glad that's not me! I LOVE man-made fibers. He should give them some Jesus Juice. Whatever that is.

Team Gerard Butler!

What?

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You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing.

i'm just curious (and still paying for the caps)

who's going to be more messed up? suri or the richie kids?

i would almost put the jolie-pitt kids in this, but at least it seems brad and angelina let their kids have normal lives even if they are both bat-shit-crazy.

**couldn't be bothered!!**

Also, send them a bag of Army men from the Dollar store, cap guns, GI Joes, an X Box, Wii, Nintendo games, some swords and Football helmets.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

His movie is getting good reviews . . . sans mofo-donna.

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Yeshhhh

Discuss bitches! ha!

Who cares if it's true or not. It's more than likely true!

Madonna=Hitler with a roided up vag!

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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich

Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:17pm.
farrah! Discuss!
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LoLo! Discuss!!

wait, is "discussing" allowed in Vadge's list?
we're fucked.

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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?

I guess she's the only one that discuss the separation with the kids. Isn't that unfair? She's gonna put her own spin on it.

Team Ritchie

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You got to find it, feel it, do it, oh God, YEAH!

So.........Is the fur trim on David's coat FAKE? Because if it is, it's a violation of the rules!

But....If it's REAL, isn't that a violation of the rules, too? Unless Madonna killed the animal in self-defense!

With her snatch.

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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08

I should send some Cupcakes, made with Domino sugar, bleached flour and extra stuffed with Snickers. Then some Hotdogs, boxes of Lucky Charms and Velvetta smothered french fries with canned Chili No Bean by Hormel.
And for a snack, Cheez Whiz on Sour cream and onion Ruffles.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:16pm.
How controlling is she?

oh, just a tinge, hardly noticeable.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "