Guy Ritchie Doesn't Give A Shit
Guy Ritchie was reunited with Rocco and David in London yesterday after not seeing them for a few weeks. They've been prisoners of the gristle monster. Vadge wasn't going to let control go that easily. The Daily Mail claims that she sent a list of rules with her boys that Guy must follow. If he doesn't, she will never eject his shriveled nuts from her roided-up vagina prison.
Here's THE LIST:
Under no circumstances should they be allowed to read newspapers, magazines, or watch TV or DVDs.
They must adhere at all times to a macrobiotic, vegetarian, organic diet with no processed or refined food.
All water they drink, even when it is to dilute organic juice, should be Kabbalah water.
They should wear the clothes Madonna has sent with them on the flight. If they need to be bought anything, they should not contain any man-made fibers.
Their hands should be regularly cleaned with disinfectant spray if they are in public places.
They should not be bought toys that are spiritually or ethically unsound.
Guy should not discuss the separation with them.
Madonna should have phone contact with the boys as much as three or four times a day at times set by her.
The boys should not be introduced to Guy's new friends, especially any new female friends.
Madonna has encouraged the access to give time with the boys, rather than his parents spending large amounts of time with them.
The boys should not be photographed while with Guy. It is his responsibility to organize security so that does not happen.
At bedtime, Guy should read David the English Rose books Madonna wrote.
Oops. Guess who was photographed with David and Rocco yesterday at the airport? Guy broke a rule! No gold star for him!
Hopefully, he'll continue to break rule after rule. He should make sure he's papped going into a porn theater, with the boys wearing polyester, eating cookies and candy, with a G.I. Joe toy in one hand and in the other hand a copy of OK! magazine with the tagline "Madge & Guy: It's Over!"
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Norwegians are cold.
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Submitted by Norwaygirl on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 3:52pm.
I wish he could just take his real son and stay in England with him.
I wish you could just take your real cunt and stay in Norway with it.
xxy: ;)
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Keane and I thank you for this avie.
Mwah.
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They can't watch TV? God forbid they see her humping an amplifier.
Submitted by Norwaygirl on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 3:52pm.
Maybe all of your elder relatives will all die in a firery car crash and you can test your theories out, CHILD.
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@Submitted by Norwaygirl on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 3:52pm.
What a hateful post. You must be one miserable bitch. Good.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Norwaygirl
too bad you feel that way
Norway Girl must not have been loved as a child. There are AMAZING people, unlike Norway Girl, who have the ability to love a child unconditionally no matter if it came out of your vadge or not! So, orphaned children should NOT be loved b/c they have no biological parents.
Maybe you need to crawl back under that rock you came out from underneath... huh? DOUCHE!
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
He needs to first ban her faux "British" accent...
NorwayGirl...whaat?
and kids are kids, I am sure he loves all of his kids, adopted or not...some of us are a bit more evolved. how can that even become a part of this conversation...biology is not always relevant to love. David is his son as much as he is Madges...
Submitted by Norwaygirl on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 3:52pm.
That's pretty fucked.
Madonna is one crazy bitch.If there is no Judge dictating any specific orders he should tell Madge to go F herself.Guy must be so happy to be rid of that nut job.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I wish he could just take his real son and stay in England with him. David Banda can go back to Madge. I dont believe in adoptions, and I dont think Guy does either.
Are we suppose to believe that, in a housefire, he (or Brad Pitt) would save their adopted kids instead of the real ones?
Don't mess with biologi, it's there for a reason.
All that said, I do believe that "parents" with no biological children (think that they) love their adopted ones like any normal (yes, I said it) parent do. Of course, that is not so.
@ Jeffro 11,
That was an incredibly beautiful story. You are a remarkable person.
Thank you to the Canadian veterans and troops on Remembrance Day.
Thank you the the veterans and troops from the United States, England, Australia.
Lest We Forget.
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For Veterans Day:
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that poor black child. those white people are crazy.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 3:16pm.
For sure. She's freaking paranoid if it's real. But I'm not sure it is. I know from watching Rosie O'Donnell that Madonna bans TV, but those Uggs don't look vegan to me.
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MY GAWD!! If you severly restrict and deny your children basic "kid" things, they are going to want to dive right into that shit once the Madge-Shackles are removed at 18. Vadge is taking this "kaballa" shit a bit too far.
If I were Guy, I'd pump em full of sugar and send em home with dirty nails and hair :)
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
Guy would tear that list up and wipe his ass with it. Then mail it back to Queen Madge.
Madge has no authority to dictate what Guy feeds them, clothes them in, or which of Guy's friends they meet, since there's no custody agreement in place.
Take them to the Pub, Guy!
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 3:09pm.
Bless all our soldiers in uniform and help them come home safely.
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Guy should just submit that list to the judge and ask for full custody.
Christ, what a fucking bitch, if it's true. Hell, even if it isn't true, she's still a bitch!
Bless all our soldiers in uniform and help them come home safely.
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What happened to the old Madonna? The one with the cone bra and the sex book who spoke with an American accent and seemed to know how to take a bloody joke...
Sad what money, power, and paranoia will do to you.
I'll just remember her as she was:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RzgfPTY2Zg
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
Submitted by BelleBelle on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 2:57pm.
WTF is with the banning of tv?
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I think it's partly that she's a huuuuge veiny hypocrite, and partly that she's afraid they'll see her old pics and vids where she's slutting it up. Nothing wrong with them; that's when she was half-interesting. But because, you see, she just did that so that the unwashed masses would pay to buy her tired ripped-off crap. Now we must only remember she's all spiritual and shit, bleh.
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Mommy Dearest said nothing about an Xbox, Wii or Playstation!
Someone get David a wireless controller!
YES!
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LOL! I first thought it was Brad Spitt and Zahara.....
Think it was the hat that threw me!
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Is Rocco a Celtic F.C fan? I will go with that, even though it doesn't make sense and my only evidence to back this suspicion up is his shirt.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 2:37pm.
If Guy is photographed with his kids scarfing down big macs and happy meals, he will officially become the love of my life! He could murder my entire family, and I would still love his ass...That's how fabulous defying the Gristel Monster is!
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LMAO! my sentiments exactly ;D
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WTF is with the banning of tv?
I have heard that before and totally believe it.
It is total hypocrisy for someone that makes her living through the media (and wouldn't have had much of a career if it weren't for MTV/music videos)to think her own children are too good to watch TV. There are tons of quality educational shows on TV. She is just plain ridiculous.
The list is completely fake - like she would really say their kids could only read books written by her - WTF.
Second she's photographed with the kids all the time so why would she say they can't be photographed with Guy - BS!
Third - I don't see what's wrong with setting boundaries when it comes to children if more parents did that maybe the world would be a much better place.
I've always loved Madonna...well her music at least...
But she is most certainly one crazy broad.
Still can't get over how Guy's face looks like it's suddenly awake and alive compared to the deadness of his face when he was having to drag Vadge's veiny ass around.
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Little David looks terrified and near tears in the main pic. The ridiculous list aside, I think it should be illegal for paps to swarm children like that. Surely that's just as traumatizing for these kids as their crazy mom!
Jeffro11 -
Thanks!
What a great story. You are pure class.
Wtf is wrong with this bitch!?!?!
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I don't know if anyones pointed this out, but Rocco is wearing camoflouge with stips...is that Madonna's doing?
I don't know if anyones pointed this out, but Rocco is wearing camoflouge with stips...is that Madonna's doing?
If Guy is photographed with his kids scarfing down big macs and happy meals, he will officially become the love of my life! He could murder my entire family, and I would still love his ass...That's how fabulous defying the Gristel Monster is!
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Snowie
Hahaha totally!! That would be so freaking funny
I imagine something like:
Guy: David Bana, crazy mommy wanted me to read to you what she wants me to read, but I've decided to read to you something far more fun and real. It's pure poetry from a website called Dlisted.
Here's one: "Madonna is a controlling, vile cunt"
Ahhhhhhhh. Pure poetry.
David Bana: Daddy, why are you crying?
Guy: Tears of joy, my little one. Tears of joy
David: daddy? What's a cunt?
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
Anyway, if she does adhere to this list, these kids are going to be sickly as they grow up if they come into contact with actual things or kids there own age...you need to come into contact with germs to actual build up a resistance and build up your immune system
Those poor kids. What an asshole she is.
If this is true, I'd tell her to go fuck herself w/one of her roided up fingers
He should take them to McDonald's with his girlfriend and get them a double cheeseburger and large fries and sit them down outside on the curb next to a spicket of water they can drink out of (nothing wrong with that) and let the paps snap away. When she bitches he can ask her if she has a judges order mandating what he can and can not do with his kids when they are on his time. Fuckin' bitch.
That list is a total lie!
I think I'm watching Saving Private Ryan tonight in memory of our soldiers!
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
Thank You Jeffro!!!♥
Clarisse,
You're so right. Some people were born to be soldiers. Both my brothers used to play soldiers when they were little. They both love what they do.♥
Farrah, sorry to hear about losing family in concentration camps. Glad your grandma made it. You wouldn't be here without her♥
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich