Guy Ritchie Doesn't Give A Shit
Guy Ritchie was reunited with Rocco and David in London yesterday after not seeing them for a few weeks. They've been prisoners of the gristle monster. Vadge wasn't going to let control go that easily. The Daily Mail claims that she sent a list of rules with her boys that Guy must follow. If he doesn't, she will never eject his shriveled nuts from her roided-up vagina prison.
Here's THE LIST:
Under no circumstances should they be allowed to read newspapers, magazines, or watch TV or DVDs.
They must adhere at all times to a macrobiotic, vegetarian, organic diet with no processed or refined food.
All water they drink, even when it is to dilute organic juice, should be Kabbalah water.
They should wear the clothes Madonna has sent with them on the flight. If they need to be bought anything, they should not contain any man-made fibers.
Their hands should be regularly cleaned with disinfectant spray if they are in public places.
They should not be bought toys that are spiritually or ethically unsound.
Guy should not discuss the separation with them.
Madonna should have phone contact with the boys as much as three or four times a day at times set by her.
The boys should not be introduced to Guy's new friends, especially any new female friends.
Madonna has encouraged the access to give time with the boys, rather than his parents spending large amounts of time with them.
The boys should not be photographed while with Guy. It is his responsibility to organize security so that does not happen.
At bedtime, Guy should read David the English Rose books Madonna wrote.
Oops. Guess who was photographed with David and Rocco yesterday at the airport? Guy broke a rule! No gold star for him!
Hopefully, he'll continue to break rule after rule. He should make sure he's papped going into a porn theater, with the boys wearing polyester, eating cookies and candy, with a G.I. Joe toy in one hand and in the other hand a copy of OK! magazine with the tagline "Madge & Guy: It's Over!"
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haha @ the list
Gawd, I'm starting to hate Madonna!
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Sit yo ass down!
Now seriously, while these sound like things Madge would say, where would the paps get this list? An "insider"?
Also, they're wearing man made fibers. Both of their shoes and the little ones coat. Polyester lining. This is total garbage.
psycho controlling exercise-aholic ugly bitch inside and out!!!
Team Richie, damn it!
Fuck that crazy bitch.
I don't care that this is an old post.....MK, you made me laugh HEARTILY!
Alls I can say is, this is FUCKED UP!!!!
What happened to our sexy, round, bubbly pop star? Her EGO, that's what. Jeebus. Don't they teach *balance* in Khabala world?
She needs to step back and take a long look in the mirror and ask herself when she became such a roided up, crazy ass, control cunt.
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Those boys look so relieved in that photo. I'm not surprised, it must be hell living under those kind of rules.
I should show this to my sons who moan when I ask them to tidy their room! Haha, going Madonna on them!
Go for custody Guy, save them!
You know he's going straight to McDonalds to serve those kids up a McRib--delicious! Then, straight to Madagascar 2. I hope he breaks every psychotic rule that hag made. To her defense, I wouldn't let my kid access media either if I were her. She has to at least try to hide the fact that she's a no-talent whore who fucked her way to the top.
Good for him. This woman is a lunatic. I'm glad he isn't taking her crap. Let her try to keep them away from him. She will end up like Britney with no custody.
Oh my God, those poor children. Life with Gristle Mom must be akin to living with Michael Jackson or Britney Spears as a parent. Vadge sounds like Joan Crawford reincarnated. I predict that by 2018 there will be a "Mommie Dearest 2" written jointly by the totally damaged Rocco and David. Unlike her brothers, Lourdes won't put up with all that shit - hey, she's Hispanic, she'll cut a bitch before she'll let her loony mom push her around.
MADonna needs to go fuck herself with her roided up pussy bone. That bitch is batshit crazy and an elitist, narcissistic man-eater.
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I hope she gets a judge who throws the book at her crazy narcissistic psychopathic controlling manipulative bony ass.
What they need is more time with Dad and supervised time around HER.
In the REAL world this is what would happen to her. Let's see if justice prevails for these kids...
Norwaygirl, speaking as an adult adoptee who had WONDERFUL adoptive parents, I'd like to cordially invite you to catch the next bus...
...with your teeth.
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Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:23pm.
Guy needs to bend her over his knee and spank the living shit outta her ass.
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She's into it.
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"They've been prisoners of the gristle monster."
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It figures that crazy bitch is a list maker.
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God, I hate her more every day. Before she was a mild annoyance. Now, I feel like ripping her cheek implants out through her nose. If she were a man, she would be the most abusive, manipulative misogynist around - gf takes to power like a wifebeater to alcohol. It feels so good to NOT be on Jezebel and write that.
Submitted by CanonballJenkins on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:11pm.
Agreed. Where did the Daily Mail get this list? I should make up my own lists and email them to the Daily Mail.
Someone should market carbon monoxide as "kabbalah oxygen."
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"At bedtime, Guy should read David the English Rose books Madonna wrote."
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Cat In The Hat
Good Night D.W.
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I do it once, I do it twice...
Now there's steak with the beans & rice... B.D.P
Guy needs to bitch slap the next Mrs. ARod.
I can't believe ANYONE buys this.
It is so obviously fake it makes John Travolta's hair look real.
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Keep god out of California
Lookit that man's face. He's forty, but looks like he's thirty again...
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:07pm.
I hope Guy threw out that list.
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I hope he put it in a bag with some dog shit, put it on her front stoop, lit it on fire, rang the door bell and then ran away.
Yeah, I'm mature.
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Children need meat. Period. Don't you even tell me that a vegetarian diet is healthy for kids. It's fine if you are an adult and have stopped growing, but children need meat. They DO. Fuck that stupid controlling whore. I hope Guy feeds them steak every night.
The no TV is stupid in my book, but it's not going to harm them if they don't get to watch. But that diet business is bullshit and it gets me MAD.
And why can't he discuss the separation with them? They are entitled to talk to their father about something that concerns all of them.
I officially HATE Madonna now.
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Submitted by Norwaygirl on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 3:52pm.
That's pretty fucked.
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What a sick fuckin control freak.
I cant wait till all 3 of them write a "Mommie Dearest" memoir on Vadgezilla regarding her germ phobia & choking apron strings.
Of course she will want to play herself in the movie version , too..
what a goddamn batshit crazy ass bitch!
Guy needs to bend her over his knee and spank the living shit outta her ass.
"If it doesnt have a working peen,then Kate's not leaving with it"-MK
OK, someone get the African father to the UK to take David back.
Ugh, only like three of those are even remotely reasonable. The only one that even matters is the diet one--that much I would at least try to respect, as annoying as it would be to deal with.
And fuck Madonna for that "English Rose" shit. Like a little boy really wants to be read her stupid girl story before bedtime.
LOL Guy is whipppedddd like mad, even when theyre divorcing. LOLLL. But I bet you he doesn't follow 90% of those rules..because..well, because she's not around to see what's really going on. Hah! (I feel bad for the kids..) What's a childhood without reasonable amount of junk food & tv?! Madonna's crazy..but I still love her, just because she possesses female power (mayb a bit too much)
Then I would treat the nanny better than M does.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
I hope Guy threw out that list. Those are his kids too and he can do as he damn well pleases. Fuck that cunt.
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The thing is, some of those things Guy would probably do if she wasn't so anal about it. But like everyone else, The first thing I would do is buy junk food and watch cartoons while sitting in the living room with all my buds. I would probably make a dartboard with her face on it... just for laughs.
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The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
I hope to god he gives them oodles of red bull right before dropping them back off with their own copies of Body of Evidence and the Sun. what a major fucking cunt. Does she really think she can shield her kids from the ten million photos of her rancid snatch?
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Oh man, if an ex of mine sent a list like that with OUR kid, you can bet your ass we'd be eating pizza and drinking soda, watching movies and having fun. ESPECIALLY if I hadn't seen my child in three weeks. The cell phone would be "lost" for a few days, too. Fuck her and her attempt to control HIS time with HIS kids.
I think she's afraid of her young kids seeing one of her old, sexy videos. That's why she's forbidden them from the media. JMO
PS- The boys look really happy with Guy, don't they?
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That stupid whore is so fucking controlling; I can't wait until those kids rebel. LMAO
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Madonna is a jackass...
a bigger jackass than norwaygirl? maybe not....
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Submitted by Jbo on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 3:34pm.
If I were Guy, I'd pump em full of sugar and send em home with dirty nails and hair :)
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Hell yeah, gristle monster, this here is yore sticky & sweet tour.
*throws toothbrush at screen*
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Wow! Norwaygirl. That was a cruel comment. Uff da.
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The pleasure is all mine mine MINE! Have you seen mytwocents avie?
Ron Jeremy/oompa loompa/boyfriend pillow? Happy hunting!
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Submitted by Norwaygirl on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 3:52pm.
Well, folks, it looks like belladiva's back.
*heavy sigh*
Anyone around here perform exorcisms?
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shall i dress up a giant butt plug and march ? cos if i have time i dammed well will.--Courtney Love
Submitted by Jbo on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 3:34pm.
MY GAWD!! If you severly restrict and deny your children basic "kid" things, they are going to want to dive right into that shit once the Madge-Shackles are removed at 18.
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This is very true, and makes the story all the more delicious. I wonder if they're ever exposed to normal children who possess things like bags of chips or choc bars?
I had a cousin like that - no candy or treats EVER. She came to visit and the first thing we did was go to a corner variety store. It was fascinating and sad. She had to know what everything was before she could make a decision - we were there for ever. When her parents came to get her they found her next to me on the couch watching cartoons and eating from a big bag of candy. :)
Those kids are going to go apeshit once they're free.
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that would be something! I doub't it though... This new generation of kids really does suck!
(not my kids though) :0
Maybe Norway girl is just a molester named Lester who bad touches threads and who knows threre are adopted people on this site who have openly talked about being adopted, so her crazy cunt ass comes here to take out her aggression on the invisible people in her pooter?
I dunno.....
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@ LoLo:
MAAAHAHAHAHAHAA!! Well, that would explain a lot -- maybe also pent-up bitterness if she had adopted siblings who are more successful than her because she thinks mommy and daddy loved them best? Who knows. Apologies to the Norwegians I know and love because I know a couple (and maybe have rubbed no-nos with one) so they're all not batshit, XOXO!
ETA @ xxyxz:
I hope to live to see the day when the Human Genome Project isolates and elimates the ign'nt gene. I think that would be THE catalyst for a world living in peace and prosperity.
@ snowpiece: Maybe she should find something else to lobby for like..I dunno...a free lobotomy? Haha! Or maybe she's already had one :O
LOL!
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Submitted by Norwaygirl on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 3:52pm.
WOW!! I can only assume that you were an adopted child and that your adoptive family really messed you up.
Otherwise, I can't even imagine why you'd post such a horrible blog.
I'm fairly sure that Guy Ritchie would not want you speaking for him, either.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
pearly: I know, I think she's a lobbyist or something ;)
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There have been other people that make the same types of comments
It's fucking ignorant
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:16pm.
DAMN, what is UP with that "Norwaygirl" and adopted kids? This is about the 3rd time she goes on about "real" kids versus what? "FAKE" kids. Girl, get thee to a shrink!
Bitch is a virgin who cant even drive yo!
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DAMN, what is UP with that "Norwaygirl" and adopted kids? This is about the 3rd time she goes on about "real" kids versus what? "FAKE" kids. Girl, get thee to a shrink!
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