Jenny, You In Danger Girl
Jennifer Aniston better be hiding in her anti-Brangaloonie safe house this morning if she knows what's good for her.
According to the Daily Mail and some source, in the December issue of U.S. Vogue, Jenny actually said these suicidal words: "What Angelina did was very uncool." The line apparently is on the cover of the magazine next to a picture of Jenny. Brangaloonies everywhere are going to attack newsstands and write the words "WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE" on every Vogue cover.
Maybe Mister Miyagi has been training Jenny from heaven, because the ho is getting brave. The source claims Jenny is completely honest and talks about a bunch of personal shit including Brad Pitt leaving her for Saint Angie's hypnotic vagina. The source said, "This interview shows that Jennifer is no longer afraid of Angelina. It's hugely significant. She's never been this honest or brave in an interview before."
Brave is right. She just signed her death certificate with that shit. You know Maddox has something to do with this. He put his Aniston impersonation to work, called Vogue and said, "I just have one more thing to say: What Angelina did was very uncool." Maddox made Zahara, Shiloh and Pax meow like cats in the background to make the call sound more authentic.
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That's not that brave. Brave would have been something like 'What angelina did was very
whore-ish', or 'angelina is a whore'. Sometihng like dat
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Snow you can have all them orphans because i dont want know children with issues drawing on my walls with a poop crayon man!
I have a beige sofa.
Nuff said!
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After what? 3 years....can't she just STFU about it?
Wooooooooooooooo! Smackdown! That's one magazine I'll be buying. This is about to get really fun. My guess is on Thursday Angie will reply with something along the lines of, "Brad and I read what Jen said and we laughed for hours. We just find that stuff funny. We just laugh. We laugh for hours. It doesn't bother us. We laugh."
How about ALL 3 OF THEM get into a car and DRIVE OFF A FUCKIN CLIFF! Damn, just please go the fuck away, FAR FAR AWAY.
Oh and I fogot to add I hate "The daily mail" I don't know why, but I do.
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Dont we have this conversation EVERYTIME theres a post about any of the people?? Its funny how it never gets old and this will probably have 300 comments about the same shit that was said a week ago
Submitted by The C word on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:21pm.
Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:20pm.
Submitted by The C word on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:19pm.
Brad should get 90% of the blame. He was the married one who cheated. Angie was just a ho doing what hos do.
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True...not sure why he gets a free pass in all of this....??
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Angel I you are right about that.
Some times being polite is not neccessary!
If she came back and said, BITCH! STFU! Id have respect for her.
Hell maybe they are all Pitts beards and no one gives a fuck?
Douches all around IMO. Every single last one if them.
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Jennifer A. is such a weak ass, that's the best you can do? "What She did was not cool"? I want to slap this dumb bitch, how the fuck can that be the only thing you say to woman who supposedly stole your husband, esp. after 4 years. Bitch, you deserve everything that happens to you.
"You are a whore, darlin'. We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show them what they want to see"
Side by side like that, Jen is really the prettier of the two. The more I visit these blogs, the more I think I'm turning into a Jenaloonie..Manatic? I don't know but I loves me some Rachel from Friends! The other bitch, however, I can't think of any memorable character she's played..besides the homewrecker/black widow role, mind you!
And LMFAO!!! "Jenny, You in danger girl"
That is SOOOOO the line from Ghost! Woot Whoopie!
LOVE IT MK!
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Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:20pm.
Submitted by The C word on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:19pm.
Brad should get 90% of the blame. He was the married one who cheated. Angie was just a ho doing what hos do.
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True...not sure why he gets a free pass in all of this....??
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Lest we forget.
Julie was said to be fond of Internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums..
I don't understand the problem. She was nice. Jolie deserves a lot more than a simple sentence about being uncool.
ahahaha cats MK you bastard!
Seriously?
Isn't it about time she just said: I'm over it and you should get over it too. The woman's a skanky bitch and we all know it. I'm glad she took that loser off my hands before it got crazy. NEXT!
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Submitted by The C word on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:19pm.
Brad should get 90% of the blame. He was the married one who cheated. Angie was just a ho doing what hos do.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
ahahaha cats MK you bastard!
Oh god!
I wish all three of these people would drive off a fucking cliff! ON CHRISTMAS!
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She's much more tactful than I would be, however she should have included Brad in that statement.
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Lest we forget.
Very Uncool?? How about vicious and down right FUCKED UP!