Jenny, You In Danger Girl
Jennifer Aniston better be hiding in her anti-Brangaloonie safe house this morning if she knows what's good for her.
According to the Daily Mail and some source, in the December issue of U.S. Vogue, Jenny actually said these suicidal words: "What Angelina did was very uncool." The line apparently is on the cover of the magazine next to a picture of Jenny. Brangaloonies everywhere are going to attack newsstands and write the words "WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE" on every Vogue cover.
Maybe Mister Miyagi has been training Jenny from heaven, because the ho is getting brave. The source claims Jenny is completely honest and talks about a bunch of personal shit including Brad Pitt leaving her for Saint Angie's hypnotic vagina. The source said, "This interview shows that Jennifer is no longer afraid of Angelina. It's hugely significant. She's never been this honest or brave in an interview before."
Brave is right. She just signed her death certificate with that shit. You know Maddox has something to do with this. He put his Aniston impersonation to work, called Vogue and said, "I just have one more thing to say: What Angelina did was very uncool." Maddox made Zahara, Shiloh and Pax meow like cats in the background to make the call sound more authentic.
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LCT - I for one, do not miss the crazy.
You get the chance to tell of the woman who stole the only thing that made you interesting, and your defense is "uncool" - what a fucking idiot. I have had a soft spot for aniston cause she is down right homely looking, and acting wise she's nothing special, basically she is so out of her league in all aspects. Brad was always to attractive for her, and Angelina is exotic looking and down right beautiful so again aniston is out of her league. Her shit movies, compared to the films Brad and Angelina have down in their own careers, again bitch is out of her league. She needs to throw in the towel, consider her ass lucky she got as far as she did and has made the money she has and retire. Whats the point, here she is close to 40 years old parading around the ivy like some attention seeking, nipple baring has-been? come on woman, have some self-respect, the hollywood career aint gonna happen.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
LCT - when I read your "yep, yep, yep" it came out in the voice of the character Duckie from "The Land Before Time".
Blame my children. LOL
OK, so according to my sources the Pitt Aniston marriage was on the rocks when Mr & Mrs Smith started filming. However, regardless, that being said, St. Holie is a skank hwore whose pants are on fire. I never minded her until she opened op her big fat anus lips and said "UNLIKE MOST WOMEN, I LOVE BEING PREGNANT..."; "AS ARTISTS, BRAD AND I RAISE OUR CHILDREN DIFFERENTLY BLAH BLAH BLAH ad nauseam." A soon as she started this "I am so special and different schtick," that's when I began to dislike her.
On the other hand, why is this still being talked about?!?!?!
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You got to find it, feel it, do it, oh God, YEAH!
LCT: no, I just gaze at him lovingly from afar, he's always in a hurry and looking too stylish to be bothered with the likes of me, LOL
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:39pm.
LCT - what sealed it for me was the "you can't steal a person".
That was her biggest arguement.
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Good call. I almost miss that crazy girl and her arguements of trying to convince us Angie is awesome.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:36pm.
that has Love Angelina written all over it.
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O stop! It does not! She wasn't a JenA hater. She's an Angelina Lover. She wanted us all to see the magic and beauty of her work here on earth.
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*puts on foil hat*
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:37pm.
LCT : no, it's the fabulous and hysterical Doug Wilson fron TLC! I see him all the time in NYC and I lubs him.
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Oooooooh yep yep yep, I gotcha now. Is he nice? Have you talked to him? Maybe man-handled his marbles?
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:34pm.
People - FYI: Veterans Day is a National Holiday. Schools are out.
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LOL! AHHHH...perfect timing!
How about Insane Asylums?
@LCT: fucking awesome quote lol.
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LCT - what sealed it for me was the "you can't steal a person".
That was her biggest arguement.
*Pffft* The Daily Mail is hardly an accurate, or even reputable news source.
Not buying it.
So it's Ok for Poserlina Jolie to vomit shit to every magazine available but not OK for Aniston to do a few interviews?. Besides, it's more likely for Jolie to spill their every private moment than Aniston. Compared with Jolie, Aniston has been extremely quiet.
And I don't give a shit about this crap.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
LOVE ANDERSON, I think you're bang on. It's only a matter of time. They're doing the 'must make everyone think our relationship is fine' press-whoring which is ultimately followed by the demise. Aaaaaany minute now.
Oh, Bradi - I forgot about Diane Krueger rumor.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:36pm.
that has Love Angelina written all over it.
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Doesn't it though? The 4 and 5 star bleep-out could easily be her favourite words, although she didn't mention taking this Jen-hating anger and putting it towards more positive things, like watching Angie porn but not masturbating to it. Maybe that'll come later.
LCT : no, it's the fabulous and hysterical Doug Wilson fron TLC! I see him all the time in NYC and I lubs him.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
So.......she is still fretting over it isn't she???
I hope Angelina and Brad do laugh cuz that shits funny.
The Brad got his out.
This whole mess, first Skeletina opening her pie hole and now the Ex, responding.
No wonder The Brad is messin' around with Diane.
This is his way out. He can suck it up, do what he originally did but now, he can totally duck out, "pressure and stress" of the whole thing finally "made him make the hardest decision but it's best for everyone." And TOOT TOOT new Sympathy Train Conductor.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:34pm.
JJ Quote of the day:
"she has hit rock bottom,this chick is sick,she is the biggest prostitute in hollywood,sleeping with directors to have movie roles,for real i hope this **** bite her in the butt,she has finally crossed the line,ugly ***** is finish,no one can steal anyone,i hate her more and more"
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that has Love Angelina written all over it.
People - FYI: Veterans Day is a National Holiday. Schools are out.
The JustLoonies should invade momentarily.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:32pm.
You know? Or: What do I wanna talk about that whore for? This shit is about ME, right?!?
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Oooooooo *zing* I like that one.
JJ Quote of the day:
"she has hit rock bottom,this chick is sick,she is the biggest prostitute in hollywood,sleeping with directors to have movie roles,for real i hope this **** bite her in the butt,she has finally crossed the line,ugly ***** is finish,no one can steal anyone,i hate her more and more"
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:31pm.
School? You mean the Insane Asylum?
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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
What would really chap my hide is the fact that, when Mr. & Mrs. Smith first began filming, JA went up to AJ and told her that Brad was very excited to be working with her and how glad she was to meet her.
That is what would piss me off, that AJ would still have the balls to fuck my husband without remorse.
I'm totally Team Aniston, even though she's a whiny bitch, after Whorelina admitted a week or two ago her and Brad 'fell in love' when he was still married. Whore? Check. Homewrecker? Check. Big fat stinky liarmouth? Cheeeeeeeeeck! I wonder who's going to be the first the copy and paste all of her quotes saying she'd never touch a married man into a Word document and send it to her?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:27pm.
Submitted by RollinStoned on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:25pm.
That's not that brave. Brave would have been something like 'What angelina did was very
whore-ish', or 'angelina is a whore'. Sometihng like dat
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You know? Or: What do I wanna talk about that whore for? This shit is about ME, right?!?
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Submitted by Salem13 on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:29pm.
I can't WAIT to see what the JustIdiots have to say about this.
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Oooh. You made me wanna go peek. I bet they all skipped school today for this shit.
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Uuuuuggghhhhhh WHOOOO CAAAAAAARES????????
Brad is SOOOO not hott anymore
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"Shut up and eat my asshole."
"There's gonna be SUCH great dick in Heaven..."
How stupid. Jenny is afraid of Angelina? HUH? Why how?
Maybe afraid that crazy ass Angelina might cut a bitch with her collection of knives.
Retarded.
Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:23pm.
Douches all around IMO. Every single last one if them.
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Ditto.
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Uncool? Jen, your expansive use of the english vocabulary is astounding!
She forgot to mentioned Angie Jos clap infested vagina and why is she only angry with that skank? What about Leatherface Pitt? Hes just as bad if worse.
oooooooooooo....This is going to get gooooood.....
Damn Jenny!
Lob that ball into the High Holy Royal St. Skeletina's court.
*drums fingers*
Well Skeletina, not what Ho? Are you sending vaginatic messages to your Loon Army? Utero Morse Code to summon the Demons from JJ?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I can't WAIT to see what the JustIdiots have to say about this.
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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
ugh. Jen is being so PC by saying it's uncool. Get a backbone woman and tell us what you really think!
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:23pm.
Dont we have this conversation EVERYTIME theres a post about any of the people?? Its funny how it never gets old and this will probably have 300 comments about the same shit that was said a week ago.
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Maybe you should ask Mk (and every other news outlet) why he keeps posting the same/similar stories about them....if they weren't being posted, then you wouldn't get the same conversation (which you always have the option of ignoring).
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Lest we forget.
snowy, who's in your avie? Is that the Scott guy from Po5?
i'm brave now too. maddox is ugly and short.
it feeels soo good.
will i. am is right....
it's a new day!!!
ROFL... I love you MK. That last line had me in stitches... ^_^
I'm gonna go hit up Mervyns today. I need me some boots.
In other news. Angelina is a whore who goes after married men?
Well, not that that is news. Just ask Laura Dern.
Good for her. I hope she tears that home wrecking WHORE apart. It's about time somebody tells it like it is.
OMG STFU Jen - the life span of that faux Hollywood marriage would have expired by now anyway. No celebrity relationship lasts forever.
If a marriage is so wonderful - another person doesn't have the power/ability to tear it apart.
Grow up, put the past behind you and move on.
spot on LCT
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by RollinStoned on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:25pm.
That's not that brave. Brave would have been something like 'What angelina did was very
whore-ish', or 'angelina is a whore'. Sometihng like dat
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Hahahahahaa. I would pay cash money to hear Jen call Angelina a whore. Can we start a pot?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:24pm.
Wooooooooooooooo! Smackdown! That's one magazine I'll be buying. This is about to get really fun. My guess is on Thursday Angie will reply with something along the lines of, "Brad and I read what Jen said and we laughed for hours. We just find that stuff funny. We just laugh. We laugh for hours. It doesn't bother us. We laugh."
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LOL! No kidding.
"Jennifer is no longer afraid of Angelina."
Huh.
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Submitted by Salem13 on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:22pm.
How about ALL 3 OF THEM get into a car and DRIVE OFF A FUCKIN CLIFF! Damn, just please go the fuck away, FAR FAR AWAY.
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I'm with you girl, i'll help push the car off the cliff if I have to!!!
"You are a whore, darlin'. We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show them what they want to see"
Go Jenny!!!!!!!!!!
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by The C word on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:19pm.
She's much more tactful than I would be, however she should have included Brad in that statement.
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my thoughts exactly