Jenny, You In Danger Girl
Jennifer Aniston better be hiding in her anti-Brangaloonie safe house this morning if she knows what's good for her.
According to the Daily Mail and some source, in the December issue of U.S. Vogue, Jenny actually said these suicidal words: "What Angelina did was very uncool." The line apparently is on the cover of the magazine next to a picture of Jenny. Brangaloonies everywhere are going to attack newsstands and write the words "WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE" on every Vogue cover.
Maybe Mister Miyagi has been training Jenny from heaven, because the ho is getting brave. The source claims Jenny is completely honest and talks about a bunch of personal shit including Brad Pitt leaving her for Saint Angie's hypnotic vagina. The source said, "This interview shows that Jennifer is no longer afraid of Angelina. It's hugely significant. She's never been this honest or brave in an interview before."
Brave is right. She just signed her death certificate with that shit. You know Maddox has something to do with this. He put his Aniston impersonation to work, called Vogue and said, "I just have one more thing to say: What Angelina did was very uncool." Maddox made Zahara, Shiloh and Pax meow like cats in the background to make the call sound more authentic.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:07pm.
What is the difference between whore Angelina and whore Sienna Miller?
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Its because there weren't any children involed when Angie and Brad hooked up, atleat thats what I learned from reading endless Sienna post everywhere.
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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Personally, IMHO I'd rather watch a Jennifer Aniston movie than an Angelina movie any day of the week. I have seen most of Aniston's movies and I think she is fine comic actress. She's no Carole Lombard, Irene Dunne or Claudette Colbert, but I've enjoyed her performances.
BTW, this is a great screwball comedy directed by Alfred Hitchcock, of all people!!!
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (1941)[no relation to the more recent version starring you know who]
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You got to find it, feel it, do it, oh God, YEAH!
xxyxz.. Baby!!! Xx you in Danger Girl!.. lol.. Dang you, you betta answer the phone when I call you while standing outside your house w/ my pants down. OK?!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
What is the difference between whore Angelina and whore Sienna Miller?
Angie's won an oscar.
Otherwise, no difference at all. Man stealing whores.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:45pm.
Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:44pm.
LCT
SLUTTTTTT! Where have you been beesh?
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ALPHABET GIRL TIMES! I've been backpacking through Iran! Where YOU
been?
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here in this little place I like to call a living HELL
(I kid)
I've missed you!@!!
Farrah!
I sent MK "Noodle Cat" earlier...but here you go!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teFakhmF474&eurl=http://mfrost.typepad.co...
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:58pm.
I know, I know!
IT WILL NEVER END. and I am kind of secretly on team aniston anyway, hahaha.
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Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so.
HOW MANY TIMES CAN WE DISCUSS THE SAME SHIT!?!
WHORE NOTA WHORE WHORE NOT A WHORE!
JOEJTOEAJGOPSDJGPOSJDRGOPVJDV;[PJKDV09WU8T90W34UOTIK! fuck yew!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
You know, some of you guys slam the Brange posts, but you know nothing brings us closer together than commenting on how big of a whore Angelina is. Just embrace it. Let it envelop you like a hot egg fart.
Meh. Who cares at this point. I didn't care about this, what, four years ago? I certainly don't care about it now. Jennifer seems like a clingy woman with no self esteem that should probably be talking to an expensive therapist instead of Vogue about this.
LOLO HOTNESS SPECIAL TIMES! FOR TO MAKE SMACK BOTTOM!
There's enough uncool to go around. While I don't believe Angie is a whore, I believe she knew what she was doing when she hooked up with Pitt. To say that it wasn't an affair because there was no sex involved is misleading- an emotional affair is far more damaging (believe me, I know). Brad also knew what he was doing and it sounds like he was not honest with Jen about the reasons for the divorce, telling her there was no other woman when there was. And Jen, well...she had to have known that there were existing issues in her marriage. She's not a victim; like a lot of wives (and husbands) I think she put her fingers in her ears and pretended everything was fine.
But honestly, none of us will ever know what really happened and probably shouldn't. It's more important to see cats eating pasta with a fork.
EEG!
Hey Ho!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:56pm.
I beg to differ! Now they are. :)
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oh yeah, all the pretty girls are here now!!!♥
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You got to find it, feel it, do it, oh God, YEAH!
ugh. I'm kinda ready for "afternoon crumbs" now...
or ANYTHING else...
Spaghetti Cat!!! that'll save the day!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
EEG,
I knew you were coming!
gretchenwhit,
Bitch slap, noooooo. Spanking...maaaaybe.
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You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing.
I guess she finally had to say something. Not bad, now wish them luck and get on with your life like you were doing. I am looking forward to Marley and Me but if she goes Jolie's route she's not getting my money.
Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:54pm.
Sweetie, email me your mailing address and I will send you lots of pictures...the wedding, the honeymoon...(OK, well, not the honeymoon) me and the kids, the whole meshpucha
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You got to find it, feel it, do it, oh God, YEAH!
ab on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:55pm.
OMG WHEN WILL IT END?!
- NEVER!!!!! IT'S WHAT KEEPS ALL THE FAT MOM JEAN WEARING OCEAN SCREAMING BAD PARENTS CAT OWNING ARTIST WANNA BE PATHETIC HAGS GOING!!!!
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA, JEN, ANGIE BRAD, YOU COMPLETE ME!!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Is someone going to bitch slap me if I say that I think they are both pretty?
The "uncool" statement is kind of high school-esque. Like she should have written it in a note during study hall. "That was soooo uncool, LYLAS xxxooo"
I'm actually on Jen's side, what Angelina did was morally wrong, but yeah it's over. 4 years over.
Submitted by missy on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:46pm.
JA's a pothead. "Not cool man" is sufficient in pothead speak for "youre a fucking two faced cunt"
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Ha! In public, anyway;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
I wouldnt fuck Brad Pitt with Brad Pitts dick.
uglymotherfucker!
LCT IN THE HOUSE YES!
Now where is mah Okie?
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:52pm.
Oooh...all of the Dlisted pretties here today!!
I beg to differ! Now they are. :)
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Ok, I was all about giving Jennifer the benefit of the doubt over all the "poor me" covers and everyone saying she is still hung up on Brad. I thought those were all just rumors and that she got over that shit a long time ago. But now? Not so much. I mean, come ON! She needs to shut her trap about Brangelina or people will continue to ridicule her. Although I do agree with that quote.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
New York Times reported that Julie's profiles were found on the famous millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^. It is amazing!
OMG WHEN WILL IT END?!
these incessant brangeliniston posts drive me to CAPSLOCK because it's always the same thing and it has been going on for soooo long!
jenny is minimally talented and desperate, angie is a self-righteous homewrekcer and BRAD ISN'T WORTH IT ANYWAY.
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Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:46pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:44pm.
Mrs K. I recieved the adorable pic! both cuties, LOL ♥♥♥♥♥
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I'm much thinner in real life...I SWEAR!!!!
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*SPEECHLESS*
*SHOCKED FACE*
Snowpiece gets a pic of the family and I DON'T???
*spit*
Now what am i gonna do with all this horseradish?? uh?? uh???
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Don't worry snowy. One look at you, and he'd write a note to his Harry Potter porn saying "Goodbye forever."
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:50pm.
Mrs K: I sure hope not or else you'd be Skeletina yourself! ;) ♥
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DOES THIS COMMENT MAKE ME LOOK FAT?!?!!?
MUAH,thanks doll
*yes, I'm obsessed, so sue me*
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You got to find it, feel it, do it, oh God, YEAH!
Oooh...all of the Dlisted pretties here today!!
Yeah!
on topic: raspberries.
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You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing.
Bradi: The only thing I'd change would be Georgie's place to Diane's place. "She'll be making me over into a perfect likeness of her so I can morph into yet another woman I've slept with."
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Jolie wanted babies?. Didn't she said she wasn't interested in breeding?. That's bogus. I know she's breeding like rabbit NOW, but I remember reading an article where she said she didn't want kids of her own.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
LCT: I'm not sure Dougie swings my way but the thought of it got me all puddinged out! ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
HEART TIMES MRS. K!
Angie is too busy with Brad and her family to care what this whoresface has to say. :)
The ugly truth about Jon and Kate Gosselin:
http://gosselinswithoutpity.blogspot.com/
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Mrs K: I sure hope not or else you'd be Skeletina yourself! ;) ♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:44pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:41pm.
LCT: no, I just gaze at him lovingly from afar, he's always in a hurry and looking too stylish to be bothered with the likes of me, LOL
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None of that noise. If he saw your snowy ass he'd take you into the TLC bus and bend you over the marble countertop.
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I just realized how much I've missed your crazy ass!!!
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You got to find it, feel it, do it, oh God, YEAH!
The Brad is having a cross built right now, getting ready to be the Martyr.
"I couldn't take causing so much pain, you know, I still care deeply for Jen. Skele...um...Angie is a wonderful woman, she is the mother of my three..um, one-two, SIX kids, I just couldn't take being the cause of so much pain. I think my life is at the point where I must take care of unfinished issues. I never completely allowed myself to process the divorce. It's time for me to get straightened out. You can find me at Georgies place, he really does understand me."
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Who knows, maybe Jen was referring to the article where AJ discussed how she wanted her kids to see MAMS because that's where Mommy & Daddy fell in love?? That was pretty un-cool in my opinion aside from all the other crap AJ has done since meeting Brad. Just my .02. In my opinion AJ's been opening her fat mouth a little too much as of late.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
I still like her.
She didn't go off, because all that would do is bring more attention to the stupid love triangle that is almost FOUR YEARS OLD.
The tabloids really need to let that shit go already! enough......
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You want it all, but you can't have it
It's in your face, but you can't grab it
-Faith No More "Epic"
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:44pm.
Mrs K. I recieved the adorable pic! both cuties, LOL ♥♥♥♥♥
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I'm much thinner in real life...I SWEAR!!!!
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You got to find it, feel it, do it, oh God, YEAH!
Okay, once again, what has Jennifer Anniston done? Is she the Julia Roberts, Meg Ryan, Sandra Bullock or even the Reese Witherspoon of her generation?
No, she was the most popular cast member on a pretty crappy tv show. That gave her some momentum to jump to movies and she hasn't panned out. Meantime she latched onto Brad Pitt's penis and became the lesser half of a hollywood couple.
Unfortunately for her, she wouldn't let Brad's semen latch onto one of her eggs because her "career" was more important to her at the time.
Face it, Brad wanted babies, Angelina wanted babies, Jennifer didn't. It's 3-4 years later and still we hear this shit from her. Get the fuck over it already. Brad was her ticket and Angie punched that ticket.
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When you see me again I hope you have been the kind of person you really are now.
eh I say good for her. I think itd be more cringe worthy if she used harsh words and sounded more angry over it. JA's a pothead. "Not cool man" is sufficient in pothead speak for "youre a fucking two faced cunt"
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SCREW YOU, HOMEWRECKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TEAM ANISTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:44pm.
LCT
SLUTTTTTT! Where have you been beesh?
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ALPHABET GIRL TIMES! I've been backpacking through Iran! Where YOU been?
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:41pm.
LCT - when I read your "yep, yep, yep" it came out in the voice of the character Duckie from "The Land Before Time".
Blame my children. LOL
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Hahahaha! I was going for the blind radio station dude in O Brother Where Art Thou.
LCT
SLUTTTTTT! Where have you been beesh?
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:41pm.
LCT: no, I just gaze at him lovingly from afar, he's always in a hurry and looking too stylish to be bothered with the likes of me, LOL
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None of that noise. If he saw your snowy ass he'd take you into the TLC bus and bend you over the marble countertop.
Mrs K. I recieved the adorable pic! both cuties, LOL ♥♥♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i