Jenny, You In Danger Girl

Ok. I'm out. Have fun horz!

In Jen's defense on talking about this shit. It WAS Angie who just recently opened her gaping ass lips and admitted she and Brad were teabagging while he was still married to Jen. Only fair for her to have a rebuttle.

I've seen the Brad's peen. I'm sure he knows how to work with what he's got.

Lmao!! Yeah, u're prob right. I just want to believe that he fucks like a champ.

Xxyxz! Change your avie! Okie is sooo cute when she's mad. :D

I think they're both gorgeous. I don't hate Ang, either. Sometimes people fall in love in really bad situations and somebody gets hurt. Unfortunately it's human, but to hold it against her forever is silly when there are people out there responsible for murders and molestation and shit. She fell in love with somebody else's husband and lacked self restraint; BAD move, but not unforgivable and certainly not EVIL.

MaNHaTTaNiTRBiTR,
Pretty boys are never good lays. So I have heard.

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WHATEVER! I have to see it to believe it because from what I heard Kate Moss was suppose to be on the cover for the December issue of Vogue, then I heard that Anna Wintour is trying to get Michelle Obama for the cover.

Anyway Jennifer is gorgeous; this picture shows how much of an over-rated hag whoregelina really is. If this story is true, I am glad Jen took the high road and didn’t bad mouth them. She has way too much class for that.

She didn't lose anything but a cheating husband, I really think Brad regrets what he did. Karma is a bitch he can be unhappy with the whore.

Edit: Kate moss will be on the U.K cover

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angie's been talking about this shit for years, so why shouldn't jen say something?

i hope she rips brad a new one - he deserves it after humilitaing her the way he did.

Stoney - thanks. I didn't know that.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:15pm.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I'd take Jen's "sorry life" in a HEARTBEAT.

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FUCKIN-A PSL! I dont get that whole concept either...

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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

I don't know about Brad being phenomenal in the sack, but I could picture myself having an orgasm just by being in bed next to him....lol

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Did he make you cry, make you break down
Shatter your illusion of love
Is it over now, do you know how, to pick up the pieces and go home...
-Fleetwood Mac "Gold Dust Woman"

Miss Priss on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:18pm.

Honorable mention to LAnderson(aka Bradi)

- SEX HOOKER!
Now that the election is over, da puppehs are growing up, all I got is the Love Triangle made in Hell.
All I care about, The Brad and Georgie get back together.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Submitted by MaNHaTTaNiTRBiTR on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:20pm.

I'm gonna have to go ahead and say Brad's probably fucking PHENOMENAL in the sack.
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O - I think Brad's appeal is more that he's a shallow Yes Man. The shallow part's important because the deal is that if you let yourself go, he's gonna have to go find someone else to say Yes to.

♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands

Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:19pm.

LCT,
My money is on The Holie Jolie. Sure she Jenn could snap her anno body in two, but Angie Ho would come packing. Guns, knives, chemical weapons...
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Hahahahahah snap her ano body in two. Hahahahaha I have a mental image of a cracked in half Ange throwing grenades at Jen and then blowing them up with a bazooka.

This will be the first time I'll ever byt Vogue.
蜘龍====================龍蜘

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"What Angelina did was very uncool."

All she probably did was walk through the goddamn door, and he immediately lost his testicles.

Before Pitt met Angelina, every woman he dated started looking like him.

They got thinner, blonder, etc.

Angelina is so far the only one that has him on cockdown lockdown, and he has no way of ever getting out.

Call it whatever you want. Preying mantis, blah blah blah.

I call it steeltrap thundercat.

Angie should patent it, bottle it, and sell it online!

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

http://www.myspace.com/triston

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:17pm.

That's because Billy Bob never wanted kids, told Angelina that, and she just didn't give a fuck and adopted Maddox anyway. That's what broke them up.

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

Submitted by MaNHaTTaNiTRBiTR on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:20pm.

& I'd guess just the opposite -- that he lays there & expects the woman to do all the work because he's The Brad. Ick.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

I'm gonna have to go ahead and say Brad's probably fucking PHENOMENAL in the sack.
Wasn't Jennifer Aniston during his pot-smoking days?

Someone stangle me. I'm stuck in Power Ranger hell right now. UGH!

I agree with PSL - I'd take jenny's "boring" life over AJ's. Any day.

LCT,
My money is on The Holie Jolie. Sure she Jenn could snap her anno body in two, but Angie Ho would come packing. Guns, knives, chemical weapons...

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Honorable mention to LAnderson(aka Bradi)

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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:11pm.

Maddox might slap you for that.

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Meh, when that Sienna story first broke out I remember people comparing the two. People would say its different because Getty was married with children. Maddox wasn't "technically" Brad's.

I don't know why I know this or why I'm so invested in this....

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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play

M.E

Have fun sexy mama!!

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*giggles* I miss all yous! ugh I don't know
The economy is fucking with mah wedding date

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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich

The Skank and Billy Goat were together when she adopted Maddox. But for some reason, Billy Goat was not named as his "father" on the adoption papers.

Weird.

Yay!!!! no Avie changes.. `Down w/ in-laws!!! Here you can hit him w/ this leg I found.. lol..

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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!

If Jen and Angie got into a real old-schoolt street fight, who do you think would win, honestly? My immediate reaction would be to say Angie, but I'm willing to be she's riding the Osteoperosis Train all the way to BrokenHip Town already, so that could guarantee an easy win for Jen. Although Jen seems the type to wave her hands in front of her with her head back and run away screeching, so I don't know...

Miss Priss!
Howdy!

Yeah, i'm gonna be out in about 10 too. Meeting with the boss. 1 or 2 hours wasted that i will never get back...zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I'd take Jen's "sorry life" in a HEARTBEAT.

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You want it all, but you can't have it
It's in your face, but you can't grab it
-Faith No More "Epic"

I am by no means a fan of FaceLikeAManiston..

But why should she be scurred of AngieJo? I don't think I could've handled all this as quietly as she did. I would've put that asshole Brad Pitt's dirty laundry out there... Literally! It would've been on the lawn.

And then I would've done a tell-all interview..

I get it. She was going for the Lady of Quality approach. Yech! Life's too short for that. And she's still seen as the loser all these years later.

I would've been wicked if I was Jenn. But that's probably just the crazy Mexican in me talking.

Okay..Okay

I'll wait till you're not here!!!

we're good for right now. I'm about to have murder times with the FIL! pfffft!

Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:51pm.

I don't doubt what you've read but I've also
read that part of the reason she split with Billy Bob was due to him not wanting a family at the time of their relationship. Who knows what's true and not true?

I know I'm tired of this ho and her clinging to any bit of publicity. She oughtta go back to tv and get on with her sorry life.

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When you see me again I hope you have been the kind of person you really are now.

I HATEAngelina Jolie! She's a husband stealing ho! I hope Jennifer Aniston kicks her ass. It's long overdue!

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:47pm.
The Brad is having a cross built right now, getting ready to be the Martyr.
"I couldn't take causing so much pain, you know, I still care deeply for Jen. Skele...um...Angie is a wonderful woman, she is the mother of my three..um, one-two, SIX kids, I just couldn't take being the cause of so much pain. I think my life is at the point where I must take care of unfinished issues. I never completely allowed myself to process the divorce. It's time for me to get straightened out. You can find me at Georgies place, he really does understand me."

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I can just see him saying that. You're right, it would be the perfect out for him.

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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

Miss priss

((hugs))

I've missed you too girlfriend! How's the big date moving along?

Xxyxz.. No way can you change your Av.. I know what it will be!!! *glares* I bet its the same one I seen the other day. hmph! OH my, I hope the fight is over w/ you guys. Shall I call you at home in a bit? or not!

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Priss EEG! Crrot DMXyxz! OKIE!

Hello!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

Hey Miss Priss!

I'm only here for a few minuts. I'm gonna sign off at 10, gott SS&S then go play with the boys, then at 2 we are going to go see Madagascar II.

WOOOOT! Popcorn and Jr. Mint times!

Hey Prissypoo!!

Oksters...

To make a long story short... I threw my sim card at J because we were fighting

I'll tell you later

P.S Can I put up an avie that will piss you off?

Please>? ;)

Miss Priss!!! Hellloooo *says in Mrs Doubtfire voice*

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Submitted by Salem13 on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:09pm.

Its because there weren't any children involed when Angie and Brad hooked up, atleat thats what I learned from reading endless Sienna post everywhere.
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Maddox might slap you for that.

Children or no children, when you persue a married man, that makes you a whore.

I'm not a big fan of Aniston's but she did nothing wrong. The media has made her a victim for years, while they paint a beautiful picture of that blood sucking ho and her dickless boyfriend.

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Bye! Good

Okie magoky bing bang-aroky!

deer fakerer,

Iz smellz lyer pretendererz timez.

luv,
Hope Eudye.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Hello everybody

xxyxz, Lolo, M.E., Clarisse, Oklahoma, Missy, LCT, and the rest of you! Watup!

These bitches are still talking about this fuckery?

Gawd

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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich

Whoo hoo! Good for Jen , let that shit all hang out and lets talk some shit! im so sick of everyone being so tightlipped about it, i wanna hear some shit talkin' about Angelina!!! If i was Jen i wouldve told everyone what a skankwhore-manipulative-devious-bitch she was a long-ass time ago. ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME!

Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:06pm.

here in this little place I like to call a living HELL

(I kid)

I've missed you!@!!
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Awwwwwwww le sad :( I'll motorboat you for free! I missed you too! Let's go bowling.