Jenny, You In Danger Girl
Jennifer Aniston better be hiding in her anti-Brangaloonie safe house this morning if she knows what's good for her.
According to the Daily Mail and some source, in the December issue of U.S. Vogue, Jenny actually said these suicidal words: "What Angelina did was very uncool." The line apparently is on the cover of the magazine next to a picture of Jenny. Brangaloonies everywhere are going to attack newsstands and write the words "WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE" on every Vogue cover.
Maybe Mister Miyagi has been training Jenny from heaven, because the ho is getting brave. The source claims Jenny is completely honest and talks about a bunch of personal shit including Brad Pitt leaving her for Saint Angie's hypnotic vagina. The source said, "This interview shows that Jennifer is no longer afraid of Angelina. It's hugely significant. She's never been this honest or brave in an interview before."
Brave is right. She just signed her death certificate with that shit. You know Maddox has something to do with this. He put his Aniston impersonation to work, called Vogue and said, "I just have one more thing to say: What Angelina did was very uncool." Maddox made Zahara, Shiloh and Pax meow like cats in the background to make the call sound more authentic.
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Oh I can hear the roar at JJ over this from here.
If in fact she did say it what she should have said is "What Angelina and BRAD did was not cool."
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:54pm.
Bradi,
"He also has a dog named Molly, he says she is a very human dog and waits outside the shower for him."
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My dog waits outside my shower too. He'd be by my side every second of the day, if I let him. That sounds pretty UNhuman to me.
Submitted by chilly0047 on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:53pm.
Who is JULIE? Quit trying to change the subject!
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:54pm.
LCT,
No fear...i just prefer cold bevies. It can not be that weird...Anderson Cooper does it...right.
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It sounded like he didn't do it out of strict choice, like, "I do NOT put dog turds in my mouth."
Bradi,
"He also has a dog named Molly, he says she is a very human dog and waits outside the shower for him."
That's right where i'd be!!
LCT,
No fear...i just prefer cold bevies. It can not be that weird...Anderson Cooper does it...right.
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You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing.
Miss Priss. I KNOW!
CNN pays $4 mil a year to.
Ok, we are off topic, sorry Jen.
Please, continue h8ing on the Hwore.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Doesnt like hot beverages?
I like cold beverages.
This song is for you LOVE ANDERSON and Silver Fox and al you cold beverage loving hos out there today!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUH4zPdpbug
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
My gaydar does nothing when I see Anderson Cooper. Methinks he ain't gay.
Just cuz you don't see him fucking Sienna Miller's bulldozer vag doesn't mean he likes peen damit!
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
To my surprise,I found Julie posted a profile on a famous millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
why is jennifer still bringing this up? it just makes her look more pathetic. if she hates being associated with these two, then why talk about it so many years later?
angie may be adding fuel to the fire, but brad is a CURRENT part of her life so it makes sense.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:51pm.
LCT!
I know! I read that and thought "uh, ok." but then I thought about it and I do not drink hot bevies either!! Gatorade, water and Diet Coke.
I am hotbeverageaphobic too!!!!
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Ever? Not even apple cider at Clissmuss time, or hot chocolate after sexy times? Is it a matter of being afraid of them, or just not really drinking them? I'd be lost without hot bevvies.
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I just wiki'ed Andy cooper, I knew he is from NYC, but I didn't know his mother is Gloria Vaderbilt!!
Andy's been rich all along! Silver fox indeed
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:47pm.
I did scream at the ocean when we went to Miami.
I ran up to it, flipped it the bird, and called it cunt pants.
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Hahahahahahahahah! I almost pooped! Hahahahaha how glorious.
Miss Priss on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:44pm
He is just a safe bet. Gay (or not, it's still debatable, shut up), not mega famous ON PURPOSE but famous enough to have credibility and loves to laugh.
He also has a dog named Molly, he says she is a very human dog and waits outside the shower for him.
awwwww.
You go Anderson, you read this site honey!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
LCT!
I know! I read that and thought "uh, ok." but then I thought about it and I do not drink hot bevies either!! Gatorade, water and Diet Coke.
I am hotbeverageaphobic too!!!!
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You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:45pm.
Yes.
To both.
(bloop!)
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Without hazelnut creamer this coffee would taste like poo.
OHMAHGAH BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! I HAVEN'T BEEN BLOOPED IN YEARS!
I did scream at the ocean when we went to Miami.
I ran up to it, flipped it the bird, and called it cunt pants.
However when i was in the Gulf of Mexico I called it sugar britches and sang that bitch a nursery song.
Thats just how i roll.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
He does not like hot beverages. I saw him fill in for Regis (what? I was home sick that day) and he giggled a lot after he confessed to no coffee or tea. He interviewed Chris Isaak.
They made me feel better.
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She's flat and that's that!
Obese ocean screamer! LMFAO!
OK Bradi. I ain't calling you bradi no more.
Love Anderson forever. You trully luv him! awww
He's awesome, so I'm with you
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:44pm
Yes.
To both.
(bloop!)
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
hahahahha Bradi. Totally watching too! "I can see Russia from mah house!!"
PSL: Shit, I forgot Parisite still exists! True! Parisite is responsible for all STDs
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:39pm.
Water poo times- Skeley's fault
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Are you talking diarrhea, or water that tastes like poo?
Clarisse on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:38pm
I have that memorized, yes, I really really wub him.
No hot beverages is weird though.
Iz needs mah coffee and hot chocolate.
He also fancies Ralph Lauren suits and just wears a watch, conservative watch, geek watch no other jewelry.
His bro committed suicide I think when Mah Boo was 12. He was obsessed with TV and made schedules of his favorite shows.
He also had dyslexia and a bit of a stutter, you can kinda still hear it.
I am a Boo-a-loonie.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by lizzieb on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:38pm.
Ha,it's true. Disliking Whorlie is a fun hobby and one all the family can enjoy. I found this post on US magazine- I know, I am queen sad of sad land, a jenhag, mom jeans wearing morbidly obese ocean screamer- and I loved it so much I thought I would share.
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That whole post was literary gold! That person should write an entire book just on that post.
Clarisse: "Doesn't drink hot beverages"? Is he hotbeverageaphobic?
Why is Jen so hungry for attention as of late. Before she never talked about this old ass news and kept herself at places that werent dripping with paparazzi. Now, like the other day she desperately goes to the Ivy the mecca of "i want my picture taken", and starts talking about angelina. The MAMS movie DOES concern Angelina and Brad, thats where they met, and they were the leading actors in the movie so they can talk about it to their kids if they want to. Now that Jennifer basically opened the whole can of worms again, the thing is its not just what she said, but what it will lead to. If Jennifer says Angelina did something "uncool" - then it will lead to more prying questions, of what she was referring to etc etc. And if Jennifer is someone whom is how she has painted herself to be which is a "private" individual, then she should have had more intelligence and tact then to say something she knows damn well will ignite a media storm, which it has shrewedly enough. Funny how when Brad or Angelina are interviewed they have so many things to talk about that are current, and Jennifer Aniston always talks about the same old shit. If she didnt want to speak about it, she can easily tell the interviewer what she will and not talk about, but apparently she doesnt mind the questions because of the attention it will ensue.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Don't count on Larry King asking Sarah Palin anything even remotely interesting.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Not when I saw him! hhaha, unless he shrunk! He totally doesn't carry himself like a tall guy. I did have 4" heels on, but I swear to u he was tiny!
Miss Priss, I disagree. It is all still Paris' fault.
EVERYTHING wrong with the world is because of Paris.
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Did she make you cry, make you break down
Shatter your illusion of love
Is it over now, do you know how, to pick up the pieces and go home...
-Fleetwood Mac "Gold Dust Woman"
Crime- Skeley's fault
Water poo times- Skeley's fault
Sarah Palin- Skeletina's fault.
(btw, Palin will be on Larry King tomorrow night, I'm totally watching)
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:03pm.
You know, some of you guys slam the Brange posts, but you know nothing brings us closer together than commenting on how big of a whore Angelina is. Just embrace it. Let it envelop you like a hot egg fart.
Ha,it's true. Disliking Whorlie is a fun hobby and one all the family can enjoy. I found this post on US magazine- I know, I am queen sad of sad land, a jenhag, mom jeans wearing morbidly obese ocean screamer- and I loved it so much I thought I would share.
4:58 PM Anonymous Says:
Sorry folks, you say what you will about Jennifer Aniston, but there is no individual on this planet who can compete with Angelina Jolie in terms of psychopathology and bizarre public behavior. I don't recall Aniston's father ever urging her to seek mental health treatment. There is also no person who rivals Jolie in acting as an opportunistic and sneaky predator while strategically using children and global issues for shameless self promotion. Jolie wins hands down in terms of not having friends, disloyalty, sadism, hypocrisy, and rewriting history to suit her needs at the moment. Jennifer Aniston handled this Black Widow insidiously invading her marriage and life with class, grace, and dignity; three concepts that continue to elude the nauseatingly pious Jolie. I do understand why Jolie's creepy fans so vehemently support her. It is not often that a skank and freak who is also an unstable weirdo gets to beat up on and serially humiliate the homecoming queen. Jennifer Aniston deserves a medal for the way she has conducted herself in the last four years. Best of luck to Ms. Aniston; the cream always rises to the top.
That ladies and gents is poetry!
PS I've always wondered- does US mean american or us?
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think happy thoughts bitch!
IMBD states he's 5'10"? Some one is fibbin on their bio...."No no...really 5'10"
Nickname
Andy
Height
5' 10" (1.78 m)
Trade Mark
Boyish, young-looking face and premature gray-white hair.
Trivia
Doesn't drink hot beverages.
Waited tables at Mortimer's while growing up.
Started getting gray hair at the age of 20 and was completely gray by the age of 35.
Has a pet Welsh Springer Spaniel named Molly.
Named as one of the Sexiest Men Alive in 2005 by People magazine.
Is of Dutch, Chilean, Spanish and Irish ancestry from his mother.
Is a huge fan of the New York-based pop band Scissor Sisters.
Submitted by MaNHaTTaNiTRBiTR on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:34pm.
Yup! I'm 5"2 and he was only a little taller than me! At Columbus Circle heading uptown. Wearing a NorthFace (I KNOW!) jacket.
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Are you smokin' the doobies girl? He's just a couple inches short of 6'.
To my surprise,I found Julie posted a profile on a famous millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
it's Morticia's fault! All of it!
The recession= Morticia Holie's fault
Ugly doggie's death= Holie's fault
Global warming= Morticia's fault
This headache i gots today= holie's faul
fuck you ho!
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
I don't know. For some reason Brad's face is weird to me now and I wouldn't want to fuck him. *turns on troy* There, that's better.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
parissucksliterally on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:32pm
I would be inclined to believe Skeletina did that as a pre-emptive strike, she found out what jen was going to do and to trump her, Skeley thought she could be the bigger person and come off still Holy and shit.
Back Fire Fail.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Yup! I'm 5"2 and he was only a little taller than me! At Columbus Circle heading uptown. Wearing a NorthFace (I KNOW!) jacket.
Bwhahaha @ sex hookah!
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
I don't see why she even waited so long. She's been getting so much bad press for being dumped. She's also been given many titles, why not add Vengeful Bitch as another notch and spill all? I wouldn't be delicate about that shit either. I'd tell it like it is and then some. She has nothing to lose. Who gives a fuck if people hate, I wouldn't
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Submitted by EyeRoll on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:31pm.
Submitted by hopskip on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:25pm.
She fell in love with somebody else's husband and lacked self restraint; BAD move, but not unforgivable and certainly not EVIL.
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so whose husband did you steal?
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No shit....
I agree with everyone who said ANGIE started this shit by talking about when they fell in love. Jen has always taken the high road, and she continues to do so now.
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Did she make you cry, make you break down
Shatter your illusion of love
Is it over now, do you know how, to pick up the pieces and go home...
-Fleetwood Mac "Gold Dust Woman"
Jesus fucking Christ, no one gives a fuck about your relationship that ended a long time ago. That's the only thing she has to say about her pathetic life. What a stupid cunt. I hope men continue to dump her ass so she can stay relevant as the bitch no one wants to keep in their lives. Ugh, I hate her.
MaNHaTTaNiTRBiTR on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:30pm
Aw, he takes the SUBWAY! I love him.
Tiny? I'm 5' 8 1/2ish, am i taller than him?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by hopskip on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:25pm.
She fell in love with somebody else's husband and lacked self restraint; BAD move, but not unforgivable and certainly not EVIL.
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so whose husband did you steal?
I'll race u, LOVE ANDERSON!! Btw, I've seen The Anderson in the subway and he's so cute!! Really tiny, but has a silver glow about him...
You guys are bringing up very good points. Angie goes above and beyond in divulging waaaaay to much info on her and Brad's personal life and 'their story' given the totally tasteless way in which it happened. Personally, I think Jen's been tactful and relatively quiet given Angie's mediawhoring past regarding this issue.
Ok, ok, I will take one for the team and find The Brad and "test" him.
I know, i know, I love you guys that much to seek the truth.
Sacrifice me now.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by hopskip on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:25pm.
I think thats why she simply said "uncool" instead of saying something harsher.
WHY AM I THINKING ABOUT THIS?!?!?!?!?! AAAAGGHHHH!!
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