Jenny, You In Danger Girl
Jennifer Aniston better be hiding in her anti-Brangaloonie safe house this morning if she knows what's good for her.
According to the Daily Mail and some source, in the December issue of U.S. Vogue, Jenny actually said these suicidal words: "What Angelina did was very uncool." The line apparently is on the cover of the magazine next to a picture of Jenny. Brangaloonies everywhere are going to attack newsstands and write the words "WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE" on every Vogue cover.
Maybe Mister Miyagi has been training Jenny from heaven, because the ho is getting brave. The source claims Jenny is completely honest and talks about a bunch of personal shit including Brad Pitt leaving her for Saint Angie's hypnotic vagina. The source said, "This interview shows that Jennifer is no longer afraid of Angelina. It's hugely significant. She's never been this honest or brave in an interview before."
Brave is right. She just signed her death certificate with that shit. You know Maddox has something to do with this. He put his Aniston impersonation to work, called Vogue and said, "I just have one more thing to say: What Angelina did was very uncool." Maddox made Zahara, Shiloh and Pax meow like cats in the background to make the call sound more authentic.
Angie might be a man stealin' ho but she is drop dead gorgeous! James Haven can't get over how much we look alike! It's like looking in a mirror.
Jennifer is quite a looker and James Haven wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers, BUT she is no Angie.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Wow, Angelina Jolie is looking pretty haggard in that photo. Oh, and she is a lying cunt. But we all knew that, right?
Submitted by Janet Planet on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 2:20pm.
Submitted by rook on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 2:15pm.
then why is she always talking about how she got together with brad?
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why not? he's her bf, father of children, etc.
but i shouldn't come across as siding with angie. i think the worst party in this awful triumverate is brad. he was the one in the relationship with jen and left her for angie. he's the main scumbag but no one ever gives him shit for that. it's always jen vs. angie. why should he get off scott free?
Damn radio siren. Fuck you too.
Submitted by someone on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:14pm.
I won't believe Jen said that, unless I see the interview, but even if she did..so what? Its the truth..What was Skankalina thinking when she made the comment about MAMS? Brad lied thru his teeth, he said in an interview, when someone ask him when thier relationship started, he said it was after he and Jen seperated...LIAR
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Yeah and Pitt even told Larry King (about a year ago) that the feelings and emotions came after they filmed MAMS. He made sure to correct Larry because Larry insinuated that it happened while he was filming and very much married. Pitt is a fucking liar and Jolie contradicts everything he says by giving interviews and blabbing about when the love relationship started. Shit, she even contradicts herself. It was her that said she would NEVER be with a married man because of what her dad did to her mom. F*cking has daddy issues if you ask me!
Another awesome interview with Jen setting the record straight. You know the loonie's will tell her to move on and get over it ... but the truth is, most people would like to hear her reaction to all of Jolie's bullshit comments. Jolie has done some of the most inappropriate shit where Jen is concerned and I'm glad she called the bitch out on it. Also, find it hysterical that she still speaks to Pitt every now and then. Goes to prove that the reason Jolie gives birth every other year is in part to her insecurity surrounding his love for Jen (still)! LMAO.
Bottom line is that Jen is probably in a better place and that's why she can answer some of these questions without becoming emotional about it. I'm sure her exact quote (off the record) pertaining to Jolie went something like this: She's an evil douche bag slutty c*nt - but please don't print that. Go instead with "uncool".
Funny how nobody's blaming Brad.
TEAM ANISTON ANDDD TEAM JOLIEEE
I think both of them should leave Brad, actually. Jen's too cool for him and Angie's too hot. He should just go marry Phoebe Price or something, hah!
Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:57pm.
The title reminds me of Ghost, when Patrick Swayze tells Whoopi Goldberg to warn Demi Moore (Molly) she's in danger, and Whoopi's all like, "Molly? You in danger, girl!" lol good times.
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Your sharpness astounds and overwhelms me. Glad you finally got the reference.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 3:01pm.
Angelina is way hotter.
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Only a psychopathic cannibal would say that.
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maniston's lame
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The title reminds me of Ghost, when Patrick Swayze tells Whoopi Goldberg to warn Demi Moore (Molly) she's in danger, and Whoopi's all like, "Molly? You in danger, girl!" lol good times.
The loons are overflowing from JJ here to do their one and only job and rip into Aniston. Yeah she's boring, but she's looks good for her age. Perhaps she made some bad career moves but the worst move she made was marrying Pitt. My attitude would be toward Jolie is HE'S YOUR PROBLEM NOW AND NOW YOU KNOW HOW FLIGHTY HE IS. GOOD LUCK!
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Anistons talking?I see a book in the future...yawn...
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Anonymoussss: Agreed, it's obvious to me that Jen is referring to AngieHo's earlier comments to Vanity Fair.
Mrs. K: Agreed about Jen's comedic talents. I personally find her films much more watchable than Angie's. "The Good Girl" and "Office Space" are two of my all-time favorites.
Keane: And...agreed! John McCain's first wife recently stated that she still loves him, even after he heartlessly dumped her almost 40 years ago! If it's real love, it's not that easy to get over.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh is yall getting loonie up in here?
loooooooooooooooonie
looooooooooooooooonie
looooooooooooooooooooooooooonie
*fart*
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Showing your true colors Jenny?
She is so in tune with Jolie life, scary.
I won't believe Jen said that, unless I see the interview, but even if she did..so what? Its the truth..What was Skankalina thinking when she made the comment about MAMS? Brad lied thru his teeth, he said in an interview, when someone ask him when thier relationship started, he said it was after he and Jen seperated...LIAR
I don't think Jennifer's comment is referring to Angelina and Brad cheating. I think it's referring to Angelina talking about Jennifer to Vanity Fair (the same magazine conducting this interview).
Maybe Jen doesn't take care of her man. And how stupid. John Meyer told Pink that only someone stupid would sleep with him.
It was wrong, but Jenny definitely makes some bad choices. What do you think John Mayer will do to her if they get married? There's a ton of men that are stud and that would stay committed to a Jennifer Aniston, because she is hot. But she can't pick one. What a loser.
I'd put my money on Jen in a fight, I can just picture AJ waiting for the special effects to kick in and kick some ass for her. Her mimicking throwing knives and shooting pretend guns doing somersaults, then Jen just walks up to her and slaps her.
And I will never get why Brad Pitt was such a prize to either the Jennloons or the Angeloons. Everytime I try to visualize Pitt getting his pencil dick hard, I always have to visualize George Clooney riding him. Seriously.
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Funny how easily a man can be led around by his dick.
I think that mans behaviour was very uncool.
HE is the one that committed the worse 'sin'. Yet it's all about the one woman being wronged the other stealing.
Get a grip people - the stealer didn't rape him, he went willingly away from the wronged one.
It's Liz, Debbie and Eddie all over again. (nod to oldsters)
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
I get the feeling Jennifer Aniston is going to be on something big soon. Just a hunch.
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OBAMALOONIE
STILL talking about it? It's been four years and this is the first time she's talked about it! She can say whatever she wants. Just like Jolie can!
I read something elsewhere and I think it sums everything up; AJ can stand on her own without JA, JA can't stand on her own without revisiting her marriage and breakup with Brad. Face it, she's got nothing going on that's interesting.
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When you see me again I hope you have been the kind of person you really are now.
Get the fuck over it Jennifer.
Brad and Angelina have conceived 3 lovely babies, and your still talking about this old shit.
It's boring and old, and frankly no one really cares.
If Jennifer enters 2009 still talking about this shit. Then she is definitely not righted.
Brad and Angelina will still be fucking and producing babies no matter what you say.
Advice: Move the fuck on.
LOL Lizzie, if that was me I'd have knocked her block off then run like hell.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 3:08pm
Admit it, that's you! That waxwork look evil- good likeness.
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think happy thoughts bitch!
I just found a funny pic of someone "posing" with one of Jolie's wax figures...LOL, I like her style.
http://outdoors.webshots.com/photo/2147781630087754192yAIgfx
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 2:49pm.
@CTH,
I went over to JJ and 1 in 35 comments support JA. What a sick bunch of fuckheads over there! The hatred alone is stunning...
**dousing eyes with bleach**
I'm too scaredy cat. Why they hate this poor cow whose only fault was to love that white bread, milk toast, dickless wonder is a mystery. But then why do they love ol' brother fucker, daddy issues crazy kid collector? The world is a funny place.
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think happy thoughts bitch!
Angelina is way hotter.
I'm calling bullshit; I don't think she said it. But if she did, it's true, it was very uncool.
And I gotta say, I love it when people say Holie is "exotic" looking, that's what you call ugly chicks you're still willing to fuck.
@CTH,
I went over to JJ and 1 in 35 comments support JA. What a sick bunch of fuckheads over there! The hatred alone is stunning...
**dousing eyes with bleach**
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Team Aniston!
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
That boom was just jared exploding.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
She's right. It was "uncool".
Better to be dead and cool, than alive and uncool. So sayeth Mickey Rourke in that epic classic, Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man.
Karma is a witch Angie~! The big , bad-azz, psycho bitch is over~! All that is left of her now is a bone-picking skinny, saggy, ancient/old looking, worn out woman in her 50's at least. She was so narcissistic as to think morals, integrity, class, and respect of the marriage vows didn't apply to her. Well guess what Angie Jo, they do, and you did, and now you're paying for it BIG time. You has-been. You sucked the life and looks out of a once handsome leading man, and took off his mask as well as your own mask of decency to show the world what sickos you two bi-sexuals are. Yep, Karma is a bitch....lol
Good for her for saying something about it. She's taken the moral high ground for years by not publicly slamming the woman that stole her husband and has been rewarded by the media by being painted as a sad, desperate, lonely old loser. Feminism is truly alive and well in the 21st century isn't it folks when we're still labelling a woman a sorry old failure simply for being single - GRRRRRR!!!!! So anyway the moral higher ground approach really hasn't done her any favours so for fuck's sake Jennifer say something about it and show you're not a total doormat. I think people would have a lot more respect for her if she actually came out and said that it takes two to tango but that she would personally never go after a married man - paint Ange as the selfish homewrecker she is without even having to mention her name. And for all those people who're saying that Jen should be over the whole thing by now, I would ask you have you ever been in love or married before? As personally it takes me years to stop loving someone, even if I'm the one to end the relationship. Once I'm in love thats it for a VERY long time. She was MARRIED to him for 6 years, he was presumably the love of her life and she thought she was going to spend the rest of her life with him. And she's just supposed to get over him and move on in a matter of years? Anyone who thinks that that is possible has never really been in love because its a much deeper and long-lasting emotion than you could possibly have experienced. Fight back Jennifer I say, stop taking all the crap, you have nothing to lose at this point!
Let me think, Jennifer has been pegged as a desperate 40 yr old woman that is going to be barren soon and it is her fault that Brad left to go make babies with that blood-vial wearing, brother tonguing, child gathering, bisexual, arm cutting slut of a woman. Everytime she turns around AngieHolie is crowing about when they fell in love and the children that they whore out regularly...
Glad she is pilling the beans on this! You go girl.
Jennieloonie since whenever that freaking divorce was...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Angelina's looking quite chinny herself these days
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Submitted by rook on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 2:15pm.
then why is she always talking about how she got together with brad?
theyre baaaaa-aaaaaack!!
tinfoil hat? CHECK!
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Yea, Angie Jo started this cat fight by bringing shit up in the media about her kids watching M&MS to see when their parents fell in love, incidentally when DADDY was married to another woman. I think Jen has a right to make a comment on it, since Angie seems to also be missing the sensitivity chip Jen accused Brad of not having.
I think the final smackdown between JA and AJ (interesting to note their initials are mirror images) will occur in some underground bunker, with laser missles shot out of someone's eyes and someone else crumpled in a burning heap, while the US public is told we had a minor tremor of the earth's crust and nothing to worry about and incidentally Jennifer Aniston is missing. Then John Mayer will write a song about it entitled The Day My Ex-Fuck Buddy Made Me Sad by Getting Vaporized by the She-Monster.
angie probably couldn't care less about what some small time b-list tv actress like jen says.
*dead*@he made them meow in the background to make it sound more authentic. omg that made me bust out laughing at work
My cat sits on the toilet while I shower. Unless it gets too hot and he gets all whiney. Pussy.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 2:02pm.
UH OH!
Ha, ha. So she's sucked the life out of him to the point where his own staff don't know who he is? Priceless.
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think happy thoughts bitch!
Submitted by anonymous7643 on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:52pm.
why is jennifer still bringing this up?
angie may be adding fuel to the fire, but brad is a CURRENT part of her life so it makes sense.
So we can all talk about how much we hate the Brange. Why else? And current is right- I doubt he'll be there in ten years time. I don't think he's a stopper and with all those knives in the house I'd say he's in danger.
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think happy thoughts bitch!
UH OH!
The Brad in a scuffle....
http://www.usmagazine.com/news/brad-pitt-roughed-up-by-a-security-guard
See, it's starting already.....
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