Tuesday, November 11th 2008
Morning Wood
Where's Six?! - SOW
Vadge needs to shut the fuck up, so says her neighbors - Celebitchy
"How I Met Your Mother" is going to the douchebags - Mollygood
Jennifer Connelly needs to pick up a tweezer - ICYDK
Will & Jada's cheesy as shit photo shoot for Essence - A Socialite's Life
Pink likes to grow things and weed isn't one of them - I'm Not Obsessed
Ringo Starr tells his fans to fuck off - Holy Moly!
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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:58am.
ITA C Word! Jennifer is lucky to have landed Paul Betthay. He is a hot piece!
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Oh yeah....I don't usually go for guys of his colouring, but for him I'll make an exception!
And Jennifer's always been known for her brows...they used to be much thicker but back in the day, the natural look was in *ahem Julia Roberts ahem*.
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Lest we forget.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 11/11/2008 -
Growing up, my mother would yell outside and ask if we were wearing our "rubbers", which was okay until I turned 10.
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so it IS an American thing?? shit, i feel like a foster kid now. I guess because growing up in Maryland, my auntie sent us to school with a kiss and a "raise hell" and at home it was "do whatever the fuck you want!"...ahhh.. good times!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
I don't see the wrongness with Jennifer Connolly's eyebrows. At least it's the natural HER and not some plumped, painted, tweezed, inflated bimbo.
Blossom looks like a bag lady. I think that's an ankle wrap, not a single sock, although she could just be forgetful.
If I want to know about "black love" I will consult Leon Phelps, the Ladies Man:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnD4Zbs80iY
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:57am.
Mrs G: I killed mine, LOL i have a black thumb
lol me too im the worst!! but I begged and begged for one and my bf finally gave me one for sweetest day and hes like you better not kill it..and its dying I feel crappy..and im like its just a plant...they all die sooner or later lol
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"Do you even know who I am, fucking idiot?...Google me, you dumb fuck."
Vadge needs to put her crotch away and let herself get old! Cheesus! That old lady pisses me off sooooooooooo bad! *goes find some chocolate to take my anger out on*
**couldn't be bothered!!**
ITA C Word! Jennifer is lucky to have landed Paul Betthay. He is a hot piece!
I don't get the Will-Ada pics. Is it Gone With The Wind meets Midnight In The Garden Of Good and Evil??? The image that fizzles this shite all away is of Jada in her "metal rock band called Wicked Wisdom".
Gives me the willies...hehe.
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Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:48am.
wtf are "wellies"?
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Growing up, my mother would yell outside and ask if we were wearing our "rubbers", which was okay until I turned 10.
Mrs G: I killed mine, LOL i have a black thumb (not like Wino tho)****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by lizzieb on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:54am.
No Ihavnt tried it I shall go buy some today!! Do you know if it works for all types of orchids? I dont want mine to die =(
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"Do you even know who I am, fucking idiot?...Google me, you dumb fuck."
@Missy & C Word:
Thanks! i had no idea! gardening and/or walking under the rain are not my thing.. i have a tendency to kill plants..
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Blossom must be wearing her "bitch please" dress like MK calls it. Cause clearly she is having moments of not giving a fux.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
That is one homely family.
Why is Blossom only wearing one sock?
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
LoLo!
No problem! Fuck, i blame The Boondock Saints too! Fuckin hell!
Sheeps!
Good call!!
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You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing.
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on millionaire & celebrity dating club^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^ yesterday. What is he looking for on that site?
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:51am.
I have an Orchid at home and its dying =( can someone help?
Have you tried Baby Bio Orchid food?It's in a bright pink bottle (well it is in the UK) and saved mine from near death to blooming beauty.
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think happy thoughts bitch!
Submitted by Mopa on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:46am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:43am.
I know! I have one of those hot dog dogs too, but she's not a puppy anymore.
Here is a bigger pic of the dog in the bun...
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My Rex is almost 3 1/2 and still looks a little bigger than that. He's black and tan tho, and has an attitude that will cuttabeesh. Damn, all my pets do..
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
blossoms daughter is turning around as if to say "Bitch what aaare you wearing, You are embarassing me!"
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:48am.
wtf are "wellies"?
sorry, i thought it was the only interesting thing about today's morning wood..
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Rubber boots (Wellingtons)...??
And Jennifer Connelly's eyebrows managed to land her Paul Bettany...lucky hairy slut.
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Lest we forget.
I think you can get fancy, designer Wellies now.
farrah - short for Wellingtons... rubber boots for rain, mud and gardening
I love to garden too. Its massively satisfying and relaxing.
Blossom - you look very happy and your clothes are awful.
Jennifer connelly is gorgeous
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:50am.
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hahahaha
_Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:50am.
To be completely accurate, Madonna's neighbors didn't complain about her making music late at night; it was that she was singing.
HA HA HA HA HA! She plays the guitar just as well!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I agree with Clarisse Jennifer is hot!
Blossom looks frumpy
Jada looks beautiful, Will= GAYFACE
I have an Orchid at home and its dying =( can someone help?
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"Do you even know who I am, fucking idiot?...Google me, you dumb fuck."
Submitted by kevin clamato on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:48am.
I have to go to the bathroom. Someone needs to wipe me when I'm done though. I haven't mastered that trick. I'll holler for a bitch, yo.
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Terrence Howard might be interested..
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Looks to me that Blossom is a chubby chaser now.
LOL.. I"m one too.
My man is a chubby hubby too. Love him and his soft belly. LOL
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
She almost looks like a half sister of Amy Winehouse in that picture.. The nose..
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
To be completely accurate, Madonna's neighbors didn't complain about her making music late at night; it was that she was singing.
Submitted by Mopa on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:46am.
OMG! Too cute!!!
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Ha ha ha. Look at the rest of the pictures from the Will & Grace, er Jada shoot. Honest to god, they either look like knitting pattern pics or Mills and Boon covers. I have always been skeptical about his being gay but now- Mr Gayface the 69th, Mayor of Gay town. Never mind Willy- CO$ will sort you out. Look what success they had with Johnny and Tommy.
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think happy thoughts bitch!
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:44am.
Fuck! Im fucking sowwy!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
wtf are "wellies"?
sorry, i thought it was the only interesting thing about today's morning wood..
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
I have to go to the bathroom. Someone needs to wipe me when I'm done though. I haven't mastered that trick. I'll holler for a bitch, yo.
xo
Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:43am.
I know! I have one of those hot dog dogs too, but she's not a puppy anymore.
Here is a bigger pic of the dog in the bun...
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/11/pass-the-mustar.html
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cuteness
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yo PINK, wellies? you were born in PA ****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Yikes! Is that Six's hubby now?!
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Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)
LMAO, that Essence cover looks more Photoshopped than the poster for Runaway Bride. I wonder if they were even in the same state when that picture was "taken."
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Jennifer Connelly is one of the hottest women in Hollywood today. I'd fuck her.
Man..i say fuck alot! I blame LoLo!
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Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.
I hear Blossom is quite the beeyotch now. She's a neuro-surgeon or some high-falootin' thing.
The photoshoppers at Essence butched Will up. He looks ready for a romance novel cover.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Jennifer Connelly's eyebrows look fine, those minivan driven, mom jean wearin', diet coke drinkin, hags don't know what they are talking about! I like it rather then those nasty pencil drawin "eyebrows". Jennifer is a beautiful woman.
George and John were always my favorite Beatles anyway.
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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
omg Mopa, the puppy!
yay Blossom!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Why is the article about the Smiths entitled 'black love'? Call me crazy but I didn't know love came in colours. He looks as gay as a goose there BTW.
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think happy thoughts bitch!
I'm never watching How I Met Your Mother again.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Jen Connely is so hot
That's the melody to funky town!
Awwwwww Blossom is happy!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I didn't know Blossom married Dom Deluise.
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cuteness
http://www.zooatlanta.org/animals_panda_cam.php4
Is that Blossom..OMG did she just come from a shed?
And I can't see that unibrow connelly but I can't stand when I meet someone who literally has never plucked a brow a day in their life.. OMG It drives me nuts.. I want to do a run-by WAXING on them..
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!