Tuesday, November 11th 2008

Morning Wood

Where's Six?! - SOW

Vadge needs to shut the fuck up, so says her neighbors - Celebitchy

"How I Met Your Mother" is going to the douchebags - Mollygood

Jennifer Connelly needs to pick up a tweezer - ICYDK

Will & Jada's cheesy as shit photo shoot for Essence - A Socialite's Life

Pink likes to grow things and weed isn't one of them - I'm Not Obsessed

Ringo Starr tells his fans to fuck off - Holy Moly!

Posted by: Michael K


Sashas_minion25's picture

OMG... is that Blossom???

Ummmmmm YUK!!!!

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Sit yo ass down!

jiggywiddit's picture

Blossom?!?

I for reals thought that was Jackie Earle Haley in a skirt.

remember jackie earle from Bad News Bears?

Whoah, Blossom.

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Bondagebarbie's picture

Mayim has always been fugly,some things never change.
Connelly really needs to tweeze,She would look so much better.I remember when Brooke Shields finally used tweezers,big change there,Go for it Jennifer!
I don't think the Smith's are gay,swingers maybe, but def not gay.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Possum's picture

Jeez, y'all. Blossom is wearing an ankle brace, not one sock.

Second, she's likely wearing a hat due to her Judaism. Married Jewish women will sometimes cover their hair, or some of their hair. It's considered for their husband only.

TITS's picture

I can't wait for speidi to get married. AND then have kids.

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bisou's picture

sorry if someone's asked this already, but wtf is 'black love' anyway. Jada looks nice, and by nice I mean for once in her life she doesn't look like she about to cut a bitch.

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Dorke's picture

Blossom ate six, and probably shared her with her fat ass husband.

Jen Connely looks hot.

bambam's picture

Here's the list;

1)Will Smith
2)Tom Hanks
3)Reese Witherspoon
4)George Clooney
5)Meryl Streep
6)Brad Pitt
7)Julia Roberts
8)Johnny Depp
9)Jennifer Aniston
10)Patrick Dempsey

Interesting. All the guys (except Hanks) have had "the ghey" rumors chasing them for years. I think that's a big plus for the argument that one thing (gayness) usually goes with another (talent).

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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:56am.
Submitted by lizzieb on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:54am.

No Ihavnt tried it I shall go buy some today!! Do you know if it works for all types of orchids? I dont want mine to die =(

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Clarisse's picture

LCT!
We are good! Good good good! Well, i'd be better if i were filthy rich...but...i have my health...pfft!

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Green Is Good's picture

Madge a bad neighbor?! The hell you say!

However, there are noise ordinances in NY.

KD's picture

Snow- Oh noooos! The gay PC police! In my head, beaners is less offensive than other things you can call them. Because I like beans. And rice and tor-tillas.

Its kind of funny that I've been to Mexico a lot, and I stand out because I'm dutch (tall blonde) but they say that I'm practically half mexican because I've been there so many times. It gives me a headache, too, to be around spanish for long periods of time because I have to think so much harder than I am used to.

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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 11/11/2008 - and I just realized i said Beaber instead of beaner lol
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ok, it's official then. We be all BEABERS!

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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?

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Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:35pm.

LMAO I know..My Bf gave up all together trying to follow along to our family convos he catches on word out of 100 lol

and I just realized i said Beaber instead of beaner lol

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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:31pm.

LMAO I do the same thing with my BF Im a beaber too =) hes not and he understands spanish but is not fluent so I say silly things and he gets all confused
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then you're saying "cirueeelaaa" in that pic (for us, prune=ciruela)
i somethimes call my mom and mix some Hebrew and some extra fast spanish (we chileans talk Uzi speed) and then my poor BF needs an Advil...

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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?

snowpiece's picture

KD: watch out, the gay PC police will be after you for calling your BF a racist name.
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rotten_egg's picture

Blossom.. haha!. Sorry, I'm one of those who still know her as that. I didn't even know her name is Mayim-something. Anyway, I agree. She looks crappy, but since she's looking relaxed and happy, I don't care. Besides, she's not another ignorant Hollywood type so she get a pass from me.

I would give that annoying female fan a kick in the bagina if she just decides it's completely ok to hug me without even asking first. Those annoying fans are the reason why many celebrities act all angry. Many celebrities are just rude too, tho.

Jada looks photoshopped to hell and back.

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Farrah's picture

Submitted by KD on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:25pm.
"Tengo un raton en mis chanclas." :)
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BWAHAHAH!! i'm actually Chilean, but i like to call myself a beaner. Even tho i'm half Scottish/Sepharadic Jew.
I'm also trying to teach my BF some spanish.
what about "tengo caca de ratón en mis chanclas"??
LOL!!

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Submitted by KD on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:25pm.
Farrah is a beaner! I love beaners! My BF is a beaner. Or Chaping(sp) to be more specific. I know spanish, too, but not quite fluent. Lately we've been having fun saying stuff that doesn't make sense like "Tengo un raton en mis chanclas." :)

LMAO I do the same thing with my BF Im a beaber too =) hes not and he understands spanish but is not fluent so I say silly things and he gets all confused

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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:23pm.

CARROTTOP!!!

HIGH FIVE!!
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Bing bang boom!
How YOU doin'?

KD's picture

Farrah is a beaner! I love beaners! My BF is a beaner. Or Chaping(sp) to be more specific. I know spanish, too, but not quite fluent. Lately we've been having fun saying stuff that doesn't make sense like "Tengo un raton en mis chanclas." :)

DeeDee's picture

@ C Word You have a PM in the forum. :)

On Topic: MK, I think Six is a Disney or Nickelodeon hwore now.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:14pm.

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She's really smart, too? Now I know I hate her. She probably volunteers to help blind infants and kittens, too.

Bitch.

Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on millionaire & celebrity dating club^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^ yesterday. What is he looking for on that site?

Clarisse's picture

CARROTTOP!!!

HIGH FIVE!!

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:21pm.

hahahahaha. I'd like to say "sorry" but it might be misconstrued.

louise_brooks's picture

I was already feeling like a fugly ass and then MK posts a picture of Blossom looking like a bag lady with a bad Achilles heel.

Granted she's screwing that guy next to her (and walking around with the evidence), but I can't get anyone to look twice at me and she dresses like this and has a husband.

I think I hate her.

Farrah's picture

Submitted by KD on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:16pm.
Farrah- what is your first language?

Is it an ankle brace or one of those things you put on your feet while you sleep that supposedly "detoxes" your body?
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Spanish, dear. I'm a beaner! even tho i was born and raised until 12 in Maryland and D.C.

The ankle thing is not a detoxing stuff, she probably just sprained her ankle.
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LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Wait, why the effword is she only wearing one sock? Did the baby puke on the other? Did she use it to wipe because she ran out of TP? I'm on Six Sock Watch '08.

Rosemary's picture

Ok i'm a fan of eyebrows like jennifers except i'm big on plucking out the middle and the part that sticks straight up. I think she needs to get rid of the part that sticks straight up and she would be good to go!

Farrah's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:14pm.
A 2002 interview stated that Bialik is now involved in Conservative Judaism.[1]
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that would explain the "Highlander Games" skirt, below the knees and the puke now sweater (covering shoulders). At least it's better that the "cool Mormon Fashion" stuff..

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are we human, or are we dancers?

Clarisse's picture

Stock Broker!
Get your ass over here right now! Your puppy is beating up my puppy!

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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:15pm.
@ C Word

Are you under the same username? I have an acct. too. I want to ask you a question. :)
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Sorry, yes.

OnTopic: Blossom looks the same as she did when she had the show (note to self: only wear one sock from now on).

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kevin clamato's picture

I know it's Blossom. Please don't yell at me. I'm extremely sensitive to online yelling. I liked calling her Six though.

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LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Clarissalina, I was having some alone time to MK's poo talk. MOOORRRNNIIIINNNNGG! Let's high five.

KD's picture

Farrah- what is your first language?

Is it an ankle brace or one of those things you put on your feet while you sleep that supposedly "detoxes" your body?

DeeDee's picture

@ C Word

Are you under the same username? I have an acct. too. I want to ask you a question. :)

Kaylee's picture

Ringo is my new hero! Its got to be awesome to have so much money. That you can stop pimping yourself and kissing the fans asses. And tell them how you really feel.
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snowpiece's picture

Personal life
At the end of Blossom, she chose to attend UCLA, despite reports that she was accepted at both Harvard and Yale[citation needed]. She stated that she wanted to stay close to her parents and did not want to move all the way to the East Coast. She earned a bachelor's degree in 2000 in neuroscience, Hebrew, and Jewish studies, and went on to the Ph.D. program in neuroscience. A 2002 interview stated that Bialik is now involved in Conservative Judaism.[1]

She took a break from these studies in 2005 to return to acting.[4] As of 2006, she is completing work on her thesis, an investigation of Prader-Willi syndrome.[5]

She is married to Michael Stone. They have two sons together; Milo was born on October 10, 2005, and Fred was born in the fall of 2008. .[
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Farrah's picture

Submitted by KD on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:09pm.
Blossom still exists? Why is she wearing only one sock?

1) i can't believe that either
2) that's not a sock. It's one of those things i can't remember how they're called. Shit! i hate working on "English as a Second language"
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
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Clarisse's picture

CARROTTOP!?!!?
Where'd you go? I lost you and cannot find you.

Kevin C.,
I think it just takes a while to get down that far...I kept getting side-tracked on the hub's moobs!

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snowpiece's picture

kevin! that's Blossom, get with the program! LOL
Six:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenna_von_O%C3%BF

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Spoiled's picture

Submitted by oklahoma - blossoms daughter is turning around as if to say "Bitch what aaare you wearing, You are embarassing me!"

Yeah, only that's a boy, baby!
Her sons are named Milo and Fred. :)
That looks like a support sock...

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Submitted by kevin clamato on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:08pm.
Why have I realized just now that Six is totally wearing one sock? Am I just dumb?

Maybe you are because that is Blossom and like 493879879375037503945734 comments have also called her Blossom.......
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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:06pm.
@ C Word

Do you have a MS page?
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No, I should probably get one...I am reg'd in the forum though.

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KD's picture

Blossom still exists? Why is she wearing only one sock?

jennifer connelly need to at least put gel in those brows, or something. yeesh.

@ Will and Jada- is "black love" different than white or latino love??

kevin clamato's picture

Why have I realized just now that Six is totally wearing one sock? Am I just dumb?

xo
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:58am.
Growing up, my mother would yell outside and ask if we were wearing our "rubbers", which was okay until I turned 10.

It's also bad when you have to ask your teenagers the same thing--and it's not raining.

kevin clamato's picture

Thank the good lord! I'm all done going to the bathroom and nothing new has been posted!! I'm so excited! Although I do need to do laundry today. Looks like Six should have done some laundry too. Yikes!

xo
Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)

DeeDee's picture

@ C Word

Do you have a MS page?