Tuesday, November 11th 2008
Cheeto Stocks Are Back Up!
Yeah, I know you were having trouble going caca this morning, because you were so stressed out about little JJ in the hospital. Well, he's out, so you can release the butt nuggets!
Brit Brit's Cheetolet busted out last night after spending some time there for an allergic reaction to something he ate (her weave). An update was released on her website. "A source close to the Spears family has told us that Britney and family have left the Southwest Mississippi Regional Medical Center. Jayden is fine."
Don't roll those eyes! This is huge news! Frito-Lay was about to go out of business!
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Glad he is ok,nothing worse a sick child.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Aww glad he's okay, the paps also managed to get another shot of Jayden and he looks as adorable as ever. Glad the little guy is okay. :)
Betcha she'll have Kevin demanding that she bring the kids back RIGHT NOW. He actually LIVED WITH the stupid slut, so undoubtedly he knows that this is no food allergy.
oklahoma, that would be hilarious. "Whuuuuuuuut? Y'all say this ain't mah booboo? Yer LYIN'! Ah'm a luvvin' maw and Ah knows mah own booboos... hey, this here booboo's black!"
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:53pm.
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There was no food allergy!!! LIAR!
I have to think britney has help taking care of her cheetots at serenity. if kfed can stroll his ass onto a plane going the correct destination maybe he will finally arrive (or in britfedese rush in to help). probably the doctors want to tell him wtf is up with the kid. I think many more press releases are on the way. poor jj. :(
Oh, lookie, Unfitney's posing for the camera's!
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And I, myself, had no problem going poo this morning. But thanks for asking:)
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Wow this post doesn't have 300+ comments yet? I guess the Brit stans are in school? I didn't know she was in Mississippi.
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something happened that theyre not telling the press...
jj got into the meth stash or something
I got hives as a kid from eating too mich strawberry big league chew at once but I didnt have no damn seizures.
i dunno... somehtin fishy man.. and this time its not britards rancid crotch
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i wonder if she munchhausened the little feller b/c she was jonesin' for sum pap.
I'm glad he's okay.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:18am.
Is K-Fed still rushing to the hospital?
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i think he's still WALKING his ass there. And smoking. So it's a bitch every time he needs to put the cigarrette (sp?) butt off. I chain smoke, it takes me like 3 hours to walk the dog to the alley, i should know.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:30am.
he is not loved on all sides i dont think :(
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Thanks, Clarisse! They're both glass eyes.
I think Britney is still breast feeding. I saw her at Pacha in NYC with her two kids, one on each teat.
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He has bottles with sode in them there.
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Submitted by oklahoma on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:16am.
He's a bit older now, She should know some of his food allergies, But she wasn't that good of a mother when they were babies, prob feeding them ice cream and stuff that would give them said allerigies.. Poor babies!!
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with 50 nannies around i wouldn't know either.
I bet that is someone else's kid she has in her arms leaving the hospital.. Dummy.. And JJ is waiting in the kids unit for his mommy, and another mommy is searching for her kid who was just kidnapped by Britney.. "What these short things w/ legs all look the same to me!"
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I bet the whole medical issue could have been resolved by a mom with sense and a little benadryl.
Is K-Fed still rushing to the hospital?
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You have the hottest fuckin set of peepers i think i have ever seen. That is all.
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No it wouldn't have... I love Cheetos too. I eat them quite a bit... I had to stop for a while because I was getting like permanent Cheeto fingers and those are ugly. I'm sure I couldn't match her in love of Cheetos though. bleh but anywho I'm happy he's okay.
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He's a bit older now, She should know some of his food allergies, But she wasn't that good of a mother when they were babies, prob feeding them ice cream and stuff that would give them said allerigies.. Poor babies!!
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why do you guys always have to talk about butt nuggets when i am eating?!? why!!??
Britney said she's sorry and won't try to feed him jambalaya till he's a bit older.
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This is totally off topic but this quote:
" Yeah, I know you were having trouble going caca this morning, because you were so stressed out about little JJ in the hospital. Well, he's out, so you can release the butt nuggets!"
reminds me of this story on the radio this morning where some guy put a jalapeno up his butt and it got stuck, and it got so irritated and so inflamed he had to go the hospital and had to get surgeries and shit and according to him "he hasnt had a solid stool since" ..just thought I would share lol
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I actually do have to release some butt nuggets. Ew, MK. Ew.
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Britters is going to have to start being more careful about where she puts her 'candies'.
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I'm glad the kid survived. We don't need Britney losing it again right now, especially with a new album coming out and all :)
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In other news, Her Genius Miss Cheeto is requesting maternity tests to be conducted on JJ...if he's allergic to Cheetos, ain't no way she's that boy's momma!
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