Tuesday, November 11th 2008

It Puts The Lotion In The Basket

I don't watch that "Grey's Anatomy" shit, because Katherine Heigl gives me the dry heaves, but that Dr. Hahn chick always looked so familiar to me. I couldn't figure it out and was too lazy to IMDB it. Well, Isaiah Washington pointed it out for me: she's the chick in the well who holds Precious the dog for ransom in "Silence of the Lambs"! "

Anyway, Isaiah brought up Brooke Smith's role in "Silence of the Lambs," because he talked about her ass to UsWeekly. Specifically, he gave his thoughts on Brooke getting her ass fired. Some say she was fired because ABC couldn't her character's gayelleness. As you know, Isaiah got kicked to the glue factory after he dropped the fag word a couple of times.

Isaiah said "I looked at a brilliant actress, whom I have adored since I first saw her in Silence of the Lambs. For her to be treated this way, I find very interesting. The fact is that, just before the holidays, you have a mother, a wonderful actress removed from a steady income without the proper reasoning behind it."

He went on to say, 

"Now that I see what they're doing to a show that I love and I care about, I think it's disgusting. It's unfortunate because it was probably, at the time, the most progressive show on television. Now I see it [being] systematically torn apart."



And what does Dr. Isaiah think the cure is to fix the show? He thinks they should bring back his character.

Yeah, no. I don't like that. However, I will definitely start watching "Grey's" if they introduce a progressive character named Dr. Precious! What the fuck happened to Precious anyway? The poor bitch is probably doing dinner theater in Poughkeepsie. Precious works for neck bones. The bitch needs a major comeback!

Below is the lotion scene from "Silence of the Lambs" starring Precious:


Posted by: Michael K


kikichanelconspiracy's picture

C'mon MK. That scene was good, but it's got nothing on this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jh4gfzTpF0&feature=related

"Don't you MAKE me hurt your dog!!" She kicked ass as Catherine Martin.
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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:52am.
Treefrogs? huh. I get that. Alone in the woods in the dark, hearing creepy shit..

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Yeh. If you watch the movie and listen to the noise they make, it sounds kinda like tree froggies.

Gonnaburn...'s picture

Did you all see Zack and Miri? Hubby and I really liked it. Nothing new, just old school crudeness and vulgarity that I positivelt adore. Jason Mewes' hair is cut short and you see his wang.

missy's picture

I never saw clerks 2.. is it worth seeing? Clerks is one of my all time fave movies EVAH

Customer: Cute cat. Whats its name?

Randall: Annoying customer.

Customer: Fuck you!

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!

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Clarisse's picture

Gonnaburn!
"Cat's Eye" is the reason i sleep with a fan on year round!!

Why would you let your child watch that?!!? Thanks Mom and Dad indeed!

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RollinStoned's picture

Missy

yea Jay dacin outside Moobys

thank you Lolo

aaaahahhaha

That's the melody to funky town!

LoLo's picture

RollinStoned LMAO here is the clip for you and for Missy!

Missy!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdvH8xvf7Q4
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Gonnaburn...'s picture

Treefrogs? huh. I get that. Alone in the woods in the dark, hearing creepy shit..

My mom always said "The Birds" was creepy as hell and when I saw it, it was the funniest damn thing ever- especially when the school children get attacked by the flock of crows.

Funniest- "Sleepwalkers" a 90s Stephen King venture about incestuous cat people sucking the life force out of virgins.

Looking Back- Stephen King's "Cat's Eye" came out when I was 8 and I saw it. *Thanks Mom and Dad* Anyf'dupchildhood, the little troll who came out of the wall and sucked Drew Barrymore's breath terrified me. So much so that I slept with a pillow over my face for about a year and a half.

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LOVE in the first clerks when jay and silent bob are breakdancing outside

that movie is the shiiiiiiiiiiit

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murmurmercy's picture

via the pic, i see Linda Blair in The Exorcist

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Yes!!!! I had just come to that realization, too, with all the press they've been giving Dr. Haughn. I knew I recognized her as the "big girl" who was saved by Jodie Foster! Hilarious!!!

RollinStoned's picture

haaa

thnx Lolo!

you got a boyfriend

That's the melody to funky town!

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_Submitted by RollinStoned on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:41am.
Is it "goodbye horses" Jay and Silent bob dance to in Clerks II? Jay putting on chopstick fuckin funny

YES!!!!!!!!!!
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RollinStoned's picture

Goonaburn

Lolo and I were talking about toxic avenger someday that's a funny awful movie

That's the melody to funky town!

LoLo's picture

Okie its either the state thing or a kindred spirit/ sense of humor thing.

Like I feel some of us share a sick sick sense of humor.

Gonnaburn I can 100% see how the human freaks would freak your freak the freak out!

I get scared the most when its just darkness and you dont know whats there! AHHHH!

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@Submitted by Gonnaburn... on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:35am

Scariest B-movie from the 50s EVAH:

"Them". I still can't listen to tree frogs without thinking of those damn ants and the sound they made.

RollinStoned's picture

Is it "goodbye horses" Jay and Silent bob dance to in Clerks II? Jay putting on chopstick fuckin funny

That's the melody to funky town!

Norwaygirl's picture

I cannot believe that that is Ted Levine from Monk. Captain Stottlemeier! Hot!

oklahoma's picture

Put the lotion in the fucking baaaasket! I love how he says Baaasket..

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RollinStoned's picture

haha Lolo

true dat this movie freaked me out at firt now it's funny. Awesome movie however

I'd fuck me.

That's the melody to funky town!

the PUPPPPAZZZZZZZZZZ are having a rollicking good time.

Gonnaburn...'s picture

Lolo- Horror movies with ooze monsters and terrible dialogue crack me up. PP tucking, skin suit wearing, fluffy puppy owners are too freaky to make me laugh. Human bizzaros are far creepier than supernatural ones.

Clarisse's picture

Damn this movie is the shit! Almost as good as Red Dragon!

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oklahoma's picture

haha LoLo.. I'll say stuff from SOTL, like lines about Lotion/Basket or whatnot.. And my husband has no idea.. He's never seen it!! Sometimes I think people in different states watch different types of movies. We grew up in diff states, and even when I quote PeeWee's Big Adventure he has no clue wtf I'm talking about!! "I just wanted to look at what a pretty little dress you were wearing" "why don't you take a picture, it'll lst longer!"...

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Sugaroo's picture

MK is just finding this out??????

missy's picture

such a good movie...

I love when she starts wailing in distress and he starts wailing like her just to make woman sounds.. CREEPEH!!!

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Gonnaburn...'s picture

That is the most f'd up scene in the movie. EA Poe moment when he screams louder than the gal in the hole to shut her up. *shudder*

LoLo's picture

I think i have enjoye the Silence of TEH LAMBS! way too much. It is true, true comedy gold.

It really freaked me out at first then it was funny. Who does that? He tucks their pp and makes skin dresses and has a fluffy doggie named precious?
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love the video, i would like to share it with my friends at ^*^*SUGARBABY meet.com *^*^*^*^

LoLo's picture

Precious! Dont hurt my Precious!
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oklahoma's picture

when Jodi asks the killer guy is he knew so and so and he's like "Oh wait was she a real big fat girl?" hehahaaaaahahaaa.. no one can wear a Merkin like he can!!

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This is the only movie that scared me so badly, I honestly cried in the theatre. The scene before she shoots him & she can't see a thing, but he has the night-vision goggles. One of the creepiest things I've ever seen.
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OH MY GOD I LOVE THAT SCENE! I literally will just bust out with "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me." yeah it's great haha erm... And goodbye horses is a great song! She won't be missed on that show by me.... she was a huge bitch to Cristina and she's my favorite.

Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.

oklahoma's picture

Mister, I swear i'll do it!!!

And to think that lil cross-eyed guy asked Jodi foster out in the movie..

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ricki lake's picture

Holy shit! This actress was also on Weeds for a few episodes, and I ALWAYS thought she looked familiar but could never place her. Now I'm like, DUH! That's awesome. That bitch threatened to hurt Precious. Not cool.

LoLo's picture

Ohhhhhhhhhhh YEEEEEEEEEEES!
IM orgasmic over this!
Goood Bye Horses!

"Would you fuck me? Id fuck me!"

ha ha ha ha ha

where is okie and clarisse?
LMAO!
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Mabel Hodges's picture

HA HA HA, MK. Every time I'm in my car, just driving along and jamming, and TP's, American Girl, comes on...I think of her!!

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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz

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Clarisse, me too. :)
One of the best scenes in SOTL...
~SAS

Clarisse's picture

Argh! Now i am going to have "Goodbye Horses" stuck in my head all day!!!!!!!!

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