Harry Potter's Peen In Motion
I've already written a review on what I thought of Daniel Radcliffe's peen's Broadway debut in "Equus" and now OMG BLOG has posted some actual footage of his magical wand casting spells on the audience. The person who got the goods using a cell phone was front row, so they saw a lot more than I did. I was like 7th row and couldn't see shit, because it was so damn dark! There should be four spotlights on that thing!
It looks like from the front row you could see his little weenus a lot clearer. I originally gave his skin stick mixed reviews, because I couldn't see it that well, but now I see that it gave a three-dimensional performance full of layers and colors. When DanRad gets all excited and shouty, his peen stands up and hops around with him. I'm sure his peen's little lips were even reciting the words with him. It's a true thespian through and through. However, DanRad's gigantic gonads are upstaging his wand. They need to know their place and shrivel down a little, so that the peen can get all the glory.
The NSFW video is after the jump and click here to see some stills. Don't be embarrassed, you're amongst fellow dick-happy whores. JUMP!!!
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Can attest to that! Former had a cute little nubbin when it was tired, fully awake it was more like a tree trunk.
Cant judge a book by its cover.
Meh. I think the fucked up dancer dudes are the ones who should be nekked.
@ I Call Bullshit:
What are you, 12? Are you even aware how a man's anatomy works? I'm assuming not, so I'll break it down for you.
Sometimes, a man's penis is at a state of rest. We call this state flaccid. Other times, the man's penis is engorged, or erect. During these times, the penis varies in size and shape.
Some men's penises are rather small when flaccid, but grow to great lengths. Others are large when flaccid, but do not grow much at all. This is the difference between "growers" and "show-ers".
The results also vary for each personal man. For example, if you were to see me nude after a nice warm shower, my penis would appear rather large, even if flaccid. If you then saw me after a cold shower, my penis would not seem as impressive. (Or, you know, up on stage in front of a large audience in what is probably a chilly theater.)
Furthermore, hundreds of actors, when taking on a nude scene on stage, have been interviewed and asked about potential erections while performing. 100% said that there was little to no way that could ever happen, because you feel so vulnerable and exposed. Some even said it works the other way. As in, retracts.
So you see, penis size varies from man to man, and even within one certain individual. It is not always the same size, and millions of outside influences factor into this.
I suspect once you get into Junior High, your Health teacher will tell you the same thing.
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I don't mean to be bitchy or sarcastic and i know this will piss some people off but i'm just being honest. I am seriously amazed that Daniel's penis is considered to be average or ok sized. No, i really mean that. All kidding asided. If Daniel is considered to be an ok sized penis then i'll never date outside my race because that penis is about the smallest dick i've ever beheld on a man. My nephew has a bigger dick and he's only nine. I am not kidding either. Wow!
Sunshine, that would be because he is, indeed, a former child actor. He's no longer a child, as clearly evidenced.
Actually, he's a pretty good actor just judging from this clip. I'd say that even if his meat & 2 veg. were covered up.
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I love how no one sees anything wrong with a former child actor getting naked on stage in an explicit sexual production :)
Submitted by haris pilton on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:08am.
I don't know the first thing about any nook or cranny. Quite frankly, they look very complicated and I think I'd be the worst straight guy in the history of the world.
given that he is on stage...we can expect there is a little shrivelage going on. im sure it's a perfectly acceptable size when its at full glory. But, check your flood insurance before you push Danny over the edge--a bitch could drown when those moose balls unload.
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Submitted by haris pilton on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:08am.
Wow! women don't know 2 shits about how a penis works
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ooohhh!!! whoops!!! confusedly so, I apparently did watch too long, hehehe :l ....anyhoo, glad to hear the play was great!!! wish i could get myself out to more theater....
I was on the 8th row and saw plenty. I thought the size was appropriate to his height/weight. And his performance in the 2nd half, with or without clothes on, was jaw droppingly brilliant so I can't understand why ticket sales are lackluster.
Submitted by anon on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:57am.
But I just thought I would note that Daniel is Jewish...
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if he were Jewish he WOULD be circumcised. It's the law, the Bris takes place at teh 8th day after the baby arrived.
aaaaanyway.. i can't believe you looked at that thing enough to, er..analyze it. I made it to 00:24.
Morning, sluts!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:38am.
Okay, it looks small, but I'm in the camp that says he's a grower.
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Ok. I'm going to go out on a limb a get personal. He could very well be a grower. A lot of men's penis' are very small when flacid and can become very large when erect. My husband is one of them. That's why I get so damn irratated with these teeny boppers on the web who see a pic of a normal man with a flacid peen and automaticly say, "OMG, he is so small!" Obviously they haven't been around the block too many times.
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Okay, have come to this late...and cannot believe I let myself watch it! But I just thought I would note that Daniel is Jewish, right...as well as European which means he is most likely not circumcised, so perhaps the readers are generally looking for something different? sans cloak? I'm sure it is cold in the theater, I'm sure it must be nerve wracking to be so nekkid. Would he really go naked in front of the world if he were abnormally small...I doubt it... and whoever says the girl is saggy, my God...how difficult must it be to achieve normalcy without buying into the crap of an industry which requires emaciation, bobble-head, plastic, fish lipped clones??? okay, breathe.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:38am.
Okay, it looks small, but I'm in the camp that says he's a grower.
In my experience (not vast, but not inconsiderable), I've only come across one abnormally small one and one abnormally big one. The rest have been just dandy.
Hekki, I just thought of an old flame (well, flicker really) for the first time in years when you mentioned abnormally small. It's such a shock when you see a really tiny one- you just look and think- what am I supposed to do with that? Is it in yet? Poor man.
As for abnormally large- nope never that big but I once came across (so to speak)a really thick one. It was like it was padded. V nice on a cold night.
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This is wrong. Harry Potter naked? Wrong, wrong, wrong. What on earth would Ron say? He's only a kid *shudder*
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Okay, it looks small, but I'm in the camp that says he's a grower.
In my experience (not vast, but not inconsiderable), I've only come across one abnormally small one and one abnormally big one. The rest have been just dandy.
In related news, when I was a kid in the 70s, our local community theater did "Equus". I have no idea whether they really did the nude stuff. I bet they did and I bet it was gross.
Maybe the theater was cold.
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:30am.
Jesus Christ!
how do you say small in British?
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not even tinymeat.
micromeat!
next.
I have seen bigger donut holes than that...Perhaps he is a grower!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 11:54pm.
Mine undergoes a Hulk-like transformation, in that it turns green. It also undergoes a Hulk Hogan-like transformation, in that it can only father retarded children.
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HAHAHA!! TV, you is one funny bastard...and that's a visual I'm not gonna forget for a while!
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Just cos it looks small when soft doesn't mean it actually is. It's probably a grower, not a shower
Wow! women don't know 2 shits about how a penis works but men are expected to know every nook and cranny of a vagina.
Why is this filed under "Whitney Houston"?
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 3:05am.
OMFG too funny!!!!!!!
Submitted by supermodela on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 2:54am.
so, you found a new way to say you're a gross nasty fat ass covered in pimples and you can't wipe right? with gunt and cankle? Good for you.
on topic, this kid is too young, I'm not a child toucher, thank you.
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WOW SO FUCKING SMALL. poor dood
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LOL mormons! hahaha
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Meanwhile, only one poopski sleeping in the brooder box! Where's the rest of the puuuuupskis?
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Submitted by Cara on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 11:51pm.
Mine undergoes a Hulk-like transformation, in that it turns green. It also undergoes a Hulk Hogan-like transformation, in that it can only father retarded children.
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shit. once again - hand slapped over mouth, loud guilty laughter. you slay me.
Angel - I used to listen to their show late at night on the cbc. Mr canoe head was another gem of theirs.... "one day while portaging through algonquin park, our hero was struck by lightening and his aluminum canoe was welded to his head, thus was born.... MR CANOE HEAD! fighter of crime, master of disguise." that's from memory, and sadly i'll bet it's pretty accurate.
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Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:38am.
They are the cutest things EVAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Climbed on top of a woman and it didn't even grow. Or if it did... oh well. Money will buy him love.
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(off micropeen topic for a second).. M.E. - for real... have you ever seen anything cuter in your LIFE???
I just cannot tear myself away.. they are a study in all things right in this world.
(truly signing off this time)...nite sluts!
I just quit drinking(again)and I keep on eating all my kid's Halloween candy and drinking club soda.AAahhhgggghh.craving beer...but NO WAY!
STD free I wouldn't fuck Tommy Lee. I like my cervix and uterus where they are thank you. I don't need them perferated.
That is how my husband looks, but he's a "grower, not a shower" When it comes down to the deed, he is just fine in size. If I were a guy, I'd rather have it be like that, than have some huge dick that I had to 'arrange' every time I pulled up my pants. I pity poor Tommy Lee.
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Jesus Christ!
how do you say small in British?
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as much as i don't really see the substance in this story, it is nice to see a nekkid guy for once. and on a side note, what;s up with this chick?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 11:54pm.
Submitted by Cara on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 11:51pm.
Mine undergoes a Hulk-like transformation, in that it turns green.
Hahaha. Are you sure you don't have Hogwarts, too.?
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