CHERYL BURKE Is A Weapon Of Mass Destruction
It's a good thing La Lucci got out of "Dancing with the Has-Beens" when she did, because if she stayed, she would be laid up in a full body cast right now. CHERYL BURKE has struck again! First it was Misty, then Brooke, then Julianne, then Lacey, and now Kym Johnson! According to TMZ, Kym, who is Warren Sapp's partner, busted her shoulder during rehearsals and it may require surgery. I wonder how those marbles got there!
However, Mop Head hasn't completely sabotaged Kym, because she will dance tonight! They need to seriously put an army of Swiffers around the dancefloor when Kym performs, because Mop Head won't go near that shit!
The dudes better star wearing Dirt Devils around their necks as protection from the mop headed witch, because they're next!
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Cheryl Burke's body is just perfect, she looks fabulous in those costumes, say what you want about her mop head and her hurting others to win, but her body looks great, good god, the whore wears a fucking size 4, that is one of my fucking legs....give me a break. She's fat, all of the women in America should be this FAT!!!
She has an anime face and that's not cute on actual people. No sir.
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What's wrong with me? I think she looks cute.
Never seen her on TV though. She could have a personality like butternut squash for all I know.
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She stole that fucking hair off a lego man or better yet, one of those medieval playmobile dudes. Standing in profile like that makes her look like a tapered poo. Swear to god...She hardly has a jaw! She looks like a thumb with a wig on it.
Apologies for my last post -- I crossed the line.
I'd love to prolapse her rectum.
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Cheryl reminds me of a "pig in a blanket"
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ugh this chick is annoying...and squishy, like Mariah, hmmm, they oughta have a squish-off, see who starts squirting tapioca pudding fastest
yeah, grossed myself out ew
ETA: Submitted by barelybeagle on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 5:13pm.
I've never watched DWTS but somehow I can totally understand MK's intense hatred of this woman. And indeed, her hair is atrocious.
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yep, I avoid that show like a rash, too, but just the posts about her radiate with her annoying shitasticness. She's that girl in high school who tried TOO.FUCKING.HARD to hang out with the popular kids, making a damned fool of herself AND backstabbing other hos with the teachers. So she reminds me of this girl in my hs called Ramona, same horrendous strained gaping grain AAARRHGDHDHDHD!!! Thanks, MK! I'm flashing back now to one-day suspension for lunging at Ramona in the lunch line >_<
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God, please let this be a sign that the end is near for this show! Every week my mother calls me asnd asks "are you gonna watch Dancing with the Stars Tonight?" "I always laugh and tell her, "no, that show sucks, besides... I'm waiting for The Hills to come on"....lmao
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She must be stopped! What a repulsive human being.
Submitted by Ivana on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 6:15pm.
Cheryl MOP HEAD is probably one of the most annoying people alive. I wanna beat the shit outta her.
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Someone needs to sic the CDC on the virus that is Cheryl Burke. You know she sticks pins in voodoo dolls in her closet late at night.
Cheryl Burke cries herself to sleep at night. Guaranteed.
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Only kids look cute with that kind of hair.
Cheryl MOP HEAD is probably one of the most annoying people alive. I wanna beat the shit outta her.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 5:18pm.
Some wise one once said, "Silence is golden; duct tape is silver." Cheryl strikes me as a silver kind of girl.
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Did Moe from the 3 Stooges cut her hair?
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 5:01pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 4:36pm.
What the hell is this obsession with Cheryl Burke?
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Chile, I do not know, but she really needs to shut that fly trap.
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She sho nuff do indeed!
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What's the difference between a rectum and an anus, anyway? All I know is, mine only opens one way: OUT!
Cheryls face looks just like mikey rourkes new butt hole.
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I've never watched DWTS but somehow I can totally understand MK's intense hatred of this woman. And indeed, her hair is atrocious.
Her hair really IS awful. I think her weird face and head are probably the reason she will only wear that effing shag mop of hers.
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Cheryl will stop at nothing to get that tacky disco ball trophy.
Doesn't she already have one? If so is the 2nd one to complete her surgery?
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 4:36pm.
What the hell is this obsession with Cheryl Burke?
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Chile, I do not know, but she really needs to shut that fly trap.
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shall i dress up a giant butt plug and march ? cos if i have time i dammed well will.--Courtney Love
Cheryl must not have any friends left (she must've killed them in the 8th grade) or they would tell her it is time for a new hair style.
She is all kinds of nasty
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I agree that Cheryl's hair is responsible for all the evil in the world. Who can stop it? Somebody call the bitches at Shear Genius. Then get those bitches to call a young priest and an old priest. Then have them call the Pope. Then have the Pope call Obama and Jesus on three way. That may weaken it enough until we come up with a plan B...
Is she related to Katherine Heigl? Neither skank ever takes a pic without their blow(job)holes wide open!
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What's the difference between a rectum and an anus, anyway? All I know is, mine only opens one way: OUT!
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These bitches are so cheap and fug...why do they even get any press?
She looks like a fucking jack-o-latern. Don't get me started on that pixie haircut.
Aww fuck!! I really hate myself for this shit but im totally diggin mop heads dress in this pic...ugh, i need some godamm sleep.
_Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 4:40pm.
At this point, can she even close her cock suckin mouth?
MAN am i bitchy today!!!
I AM TOO! I just ripped this dip shit who wont stop instant messaging me a brand new shiney ass hole for bothering me with his douche bag problems like " should i fix my watch" type of shit
AND THEN that dumb dick who made me watch a clip of FAME that day? Member i told you about that?
That fucker came over to my desk trying to make me look at a slide show of his lame ass party of a bunch of bitches i dont know or even care about then started dancing.
Id like to have thrown that bitch down elie shaft!
God damn it!
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 4:39pm.
Why is her hair like that? Seriously. What kind of stylist even dreamt that shit up?
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*spitting out my green tea on the screen* bahahahaha WORD! Who would willingly give someone a hair style like this? I'll tell you, someone who hates your ass.
whatthemotherfuck?
If I'm ever a has-been, I ain't going on that show!
At this point, can she even close her cock suckin mouth?
MAN am i bitchy today!!!
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Why is her hair like that? Seriously. What kind of stylist even dreamt that shit up?
That reminds me of my neighbor's cute little girl whose hair she insists upon having cut like a boy's. The bangs are like an inch long, too. It really makes me wonder what she tells them when she gets the kid's hair cut; "make it look like Jim Carrey's hair in 'Dumb and Dumber,' please."
Does Cheryl go in and ask for the "Mike Nesmith"?
What the hell is this obsession with Cheryl Burke?
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What's the difference between a rectum and an anus, anyway? All I know is, mine only opens one way: OUT!